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Brehvolution

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #7800 on: June 06, 2011, 10:10:08 AM »
Glad you are ok BT. Those pics are amazing.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #7801 on: June 06, 2011, 10:28:11 AM »
Oh shit it's raining like hell outside and I forgot my hoodie, stuck at the metro station. If I didn't have a calculus exam I would jump on a train and go back home :'(
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« Reply #7802 on: June 06, 2011, 11:27:15 AM »
As I approach 30, I wonder: what exactly is supposed to be the downside of getting older?

People say "10 years ago" you think of the 90's.

Crap, that just worked on me.  :-\

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« Reply #7803 on: June 06, 2011, 02:00:56 PM »
Go on amazon and buy it for him dl the file and give it to him or better yet, give him an amazon gift card

smh Himuro, that won't work - the file is DRM'ed. It's very easy to gift - use the (d'oh!) 'Give as Gift' button on the product page.

Wasn't there for a pre-order item. I decided to just give him a Kindle gift card
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #7804 on: June 06, 2011, 04:48:45 PM »
:bow ethiopian food :bow2

Yum I love the stewed lamb...

Have it every time I hit up DC...
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« Reply #7805 on: June 06, 2011, 04:50:45 PM »
:bow ethiopian food :bow2

Yum I love the stewed lamb...

Have it every time I hit up DC...

is there a specific place you like to go in DC?
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #7806 on: June 07, 2011, 12:54:59 AM »
Well it's official... I've turned into one of those wives. I currently have a spreadsheet saved to my desktop with a shopping list, including how many coupons I have and how much they are worth. Currently my list is at $90.76 (tax is included), and I'll pay around $38.53 if the coupons work as they should. Don't think I'll ever get to XTREME COUPONER status, but eh, that's over $50 saved on shit we'll use. WITH NO JUNK FOOD! Ugh, seeing that damn TLC show where this lady has bottles of soda to the ceiling.  :yuck Just cause it's on sale doesn't mean you need it. I think I have one 20oz. Sobe water on there because I like the pomegranate one, but nothing else questionable. Ok, some Ben & Jerry's too, but that's it!

Being unemployed is the greatest yet suckiest thing ever.

Edit: Also, if you ever see My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding on TLC, watch it. I want to be embarrassed to say that, but I'm not. I'm going to look for episodes that aired in the UK.
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« Reply #7807 on: June 07, 2011, 12:56:58 AM »
Time to get your yoga pants and Mitch Albom book on.

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« Reply #7808 on: June 07, 2011, 01:01:41 AM »
You need to hurry up and squeeze out a kid so you can start attending PTA meetings.
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lennedsay

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #7809 on: June 07, 2011, 01:02:04 AM »
Time to get your yoga pants and Mitch Albom book on.

*Looks down at pants*

I'm halfway there...  :'(

As far as a kid goes, I don't know man. That might cut into bon-bon + TV time.
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« Reply #7810 on: June 07, 2011, 02:05:20 AM »
I pulled out this backpack I was using earlier in the year to retrieve my pencil sharpener. When I unzipped it a great stink flew out. The thing smells like a horse stable. WTF. I'm afraid to dig through it and find out why. It's stunk up my entire room. I just threw it out on the back patio.

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« Reply #7811 on: June 07, 2011, 03:50:58 AM »
Sounds like some long forgotten pot  :lol
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« Reply #7812 on: June 07, 2011, 09:39:38 AM »
Dude go and see what it is! I'm curious now.
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« Reply #7813 on: June 07, 2011, 09:52:11 AM »
Well it's official... I've turned into one of those wives. I currently have a spreadsheet saved to my desktop with a shopping list, including how many coupons I have and how much they are worth. Currently my list is at $90.76 (tax is included), and I'll pay around $38.53 if the coupons work as they should. Don't think I'll ever get to XTREME COUPONER status, but eh, that's over $50 saved on shit we'll use. WITH NO JUNK FOOD! Ugh, seeing that damn TLC show where this lady has bottles of soda to the ceiling.  :yuck Just cause it's on sale doesn't mean you need it. I think I have one 20oz. Sobe water on there because I like the pomegranate one, but nothing else questionable. Ok, some Ben & Jerry's too, but that's it!

Being unemployed is the greatest yet suckiest thing ever.

Edit: Also, if you ever see My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding on TLC, watch it. I want to be embarrassed to say that, but I'm not. I'm going to look for episodes that aired in the UK.
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Diana started that like two weeks ago.  She even bought a coupon folder that fits in her purse and categorizes them.  Now she goes through the Sunday paper and cuts coupons every Sunday morning in bed... like an old lady

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« Reply #7814 on: June 07, 2011, 11:26:06 AM »
We primarily shop at Whole Foods, Trader Joes and the farmers market, so coupons aren't really applicable.
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« Reply #7815 on: June 07, 2011, 11:33:17 AM »
I think Whole Foods has their own online database of printable coupons. Not positive as there isn't one nearby.

:lol good game Diana! Has she been watching that damn show? I'm only using coupons on things on sale, or using a store coupon and a manufacturers coupon on the same product for double savings, like a boss.


In other news, got a call for a final interview! :D
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« Reply #7816 on: June 07, 2011, 11:44:16 AM »
yep!  she watched a couple of episodes at her cousins house and she started researching crazy coupon shenanigans after that.  :lol  I'm not sure exactly what she does but everytime we go somewhere she pulls out her book and says "let me see if i have a coupon!"

Good luck on the interview!! 

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« Reply #7817 on: June 07, 2011, 11:57:04 AM »
 :lol That's my girl!

Thanks! This is like my 4th interview, so hopefully no more. lol

So last night I heard a weird noise and assumed it was that weird sound the TV makes, like releasing static or something. But then my medicine cabinet door vibrated for like 30 seconds afterward. Just found out it was an earthquake.
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« Reply #7818 on: June 07, 2011, 11:59:16 AM »
the end of times is near :'(

You and the hubby should come ride out the apocalypse in Texas.  Guns, ammo, mexican food and my new smoker :drool

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« Reply #7819 on: June 07, 2011, 01:35:10 PM »
Well, I've been saving so much money on gas we might be able to afford it! I haven't driven my car since Saturday. :P

We drained the pool and realized the pump and filter are fucked, and I thought I would've gotten an unemployment check by now.  :-\ Looking at cartridge filters & pumps instead.... Fuck digging that sand out. yuck
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« Reply #7820 on: June 07, 2011, 02:22:45 PM »
did you get the new smoker, mups?
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« Reply #7821 on: June 07, 2011, 02:47:11 PM »
Well, I've been saving so much money on gas we might be able to afford it! I haven't driven my car since Saturday. :P

We drained the pool and realized the pump and filter are fucked, and I thought I would've gotten an unemployment check by now.  :-\ Looking at cartridge filters & pumps instead.... Fuck digging that sand out. yuck
you don't have anything else to do all day, woman! :whip

haven't you been out of work for like a month now?? why no check??

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« Reply #7822 on: June 07, 2011, 02:51:47 PM »
I think I got screwed because I was technically let go after the start of a new week. Then there was a problem determining severance vs vacation pay, because one goes against unemployment and the other doesn't. Talked to a guy last week and he said I should get $$$ today, but so far, nada.

Yup a month this week. :(
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« Reply #7823 on: June 07, 2011, 03:04:28 PM »
:(  I can send you more candy to make your daytime tv watching more tolerable

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« Reply #7824 on: June 07, 2011, 03:12:46 PM »
some pictures from work.  This is a wall of a Glandular odontogenic cyst, segmented and in pretty colours.



and the segmented glands in the cyst



and the cell nuclei

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« Reply #7825 on: June 07, 2011, 04:02:20 PM »
Can anybody get me an invite to TLeech or some site as good as it?

....

Pretty please

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« Reply #7826 on: June 07, 2011, 06:38:55 PM »
Will check out.

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« Reply #7827 on: June 07, 2011, 07:49:01 PM »
Math question:

If your company hired 630 people in the last 10 years, and today you have 700 employees, what was your percentage of growth in employment in the last 10 years?
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« Reply #7828 on: June 07, 2011, 08:04:59 PM »
I think that's about 26%

But I'm using the assumption that you started with 70 employees 10 years ago, which is definitely wrong. I think you'd need to know how many people left in the past 10 years, no? Maybe "growth in employment" is something different than what I'm thinking.
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« Reply #7829 on: June 07, 2011, 09:07:00 PM »
This was a question right before "Susie and Janie gave Bobby $100 each. How much does Bobby have now?" so I wouldn't read much into it.

70 employees 10 years ago. 700 now. What percentage of increase is that?
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« Reply #7830 on: June 07, 2011, 09:11:14 PM »
I was doing a yearly growth percentage.

Considering that other question, the answer is a 900% increase haha
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« Reply #7831 on: June 07, 2011, 09:17:01 PM »
1000% ?
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« Reply #7832 on: June 07, 2011, 09:17:50 PM »
It's not 1000%
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« Reply #7833 on: June 07, 2011, 09:18:55 PM »
It was multiple choice and the highest answer was 90%, so I picked that and got it right. Thought I was losing my fucking mind.

This is the assessment they gave me at the unemployment office... Got a 100% regardless, or was that 10%?
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« Reply #7834 on: June 07, 2011, 09:20:23 PM »
this explains why you haven't received an unemployment check yet
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« Reply #7835 on: June 07, 2011, 09:27:07 PM »
 :lol 

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« Reply #7836 on: June 07, 2011, 10:24:48 PM »
I had my last final (evar) today, but in the middle of the final my blood sugar dropped. I walked up to the prof and asked if I could leave to get candy and return and he told me to just go, go, go. Not to worry about it. So I do it, get a candy bar and orange juice. I come back to get my final that I had left with them, and he gets a cough drop out of his bag to give to me. i tell him I' fine.

Anyways, I finish the paper and he's still sort of watching me. It was nice in a concerned way. Afterwards, I see people with essays, so I thought maybe the had my final essay ready so I go back in. He nduges the TA and my TA tells me her class' essays aren't ready yet. So I leave again, and when I look back, the prof winks at me. I was like ok.

Now I'm home and he's emailed me asking if I'm still ok.

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« Reply #7837 on: June 07, 2011, 10:33:27 PM »
I had my last final (evar) today, but in the middle of the final my blood sugar dropped. I walked up to the prof and asked if I could leave to get candy and return and he told me to just go, go, go. Not to worry about it. So I do it, get a candy bar and orange juice. I come back to get my final that I had left with them, and he gets a cough drop out of his bag to give to me. i tell him I' fine.

Anyways, I finish the paper and he's still sort of watching me. It was nice in a concerned way. Afterwards, I see people with essays, so I thought maybe the had my final essay ready so I go back in. He nduges the TA and my TA tells me her class' essays aren't ready yet. So I leave again, and when I look back, the prof winks at me. I was like ok.

Now I'm home and he's emailed me asking if I'm still ok.

I think you know what you're going to have to do if you want an A.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #7838 on: June 07, 2011, 10:48:50 PM »
I had my last final (evar) today, but in the middle of the final my blood sugar dropped. I walked up to the prof and asked if I could leave to get candy and return and he told me to just go, go, go. Not to worry about it. So I do it, get a candy bar and orange juice. I come back to get my final that I had left with them, and he gets a cough drop out of his bag to give to me. i tell him I' fine.

Anyways, I finish the paper and he's still sort of watching me. It was nice in a concerned way. Afterwards, I see people with essays, so I thought maybe the had my final essay ready so I go back in. He nduges the TA and my TA tells me her class' essays aren't ready yet. So I leave again, and when I look back, the prof winks at me. I was like ok.

Now I'm home and he's emailed me asking if I'm still ok.

I think you know what you're going to have to do if you want an A.

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #7839 on: June 07, 2011, 10:50:28 PM »
Math question:

If your company hired 630 people in the last 10 years, and today you have 700 employees, what was your percentage of growth in employment in the last 10 years?

90% growth
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« Reply #7840 on: June 08, 2011, 12:26:10 AM »
Math question:

If your company hired 630 people in the last 10 years, and today you have 700 employees, what was your percentage of growth in employment in the last 10 years?

90% growth

That was the right answer on the assessment but how? You have 70 employees and the next year you have 140. That's double. Add another 70 to 210 total employees and that's triple the original. And so on. 630 additional employees would be 9x the original 70. If something is 9x higher, it wouldn't be less than 100%....

Right?

God damn this is like staring at a word that's spelled right and the longer you look at it, you start questioning it. Maybe they threw an "average annual growth" in there I missed but I doubt it.
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« Reply #7841 on: June 08, 2011, 12:28:19 AM »
I just looked at it through middle school glasses

630/700= .90
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« Reply #7842 on: June 08, 2011, 12:32:03 AM »
90% of the company consists of growth.
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« Reply #7843 on: June 08, 2011, 01:04:36 AM »
90% of the company consists of growth.

This is the only way it makes "sense"
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« Reply #7844 on: June 08, 2011, 01:14:04 AM »
math nerds overthinking things  8)
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« Reply #7845 on: June 08, 2011, 01:25:23 AM »
Good god. And the rest of the test was "read this memo and indicate Susie's new job position."

"Blah blah blah Let's welcome Susie to the company. She will be our Professional Sperm Recepticle. Blah blah blah"

Basically, are you mentally distinguished mentally-challenged? Oh you're confused by percentages? Oooh... I'll just mark that on your file.
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« Reply #7846 on: June 08, 2011, 10:16:57 AM »
I'll make Susie my bitch :drool

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« Reply #7847 on: June 08, 2011, 10:24:05 AM »
Math question:

If your company hired 630 people in the last 10 years, and today you have 700 employees, what was your percentage of growth in employment in the last 10 years?

I'd call that more of a guessing-what-they-really-meant-to-ask question than a math question (granted, that's probably the more important skill in e.g. enterprise software development). My answer would be 630/(700-630) = 900%, though.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #7848 on: June 08, 2011, 10:51:05 AM »
Man my stomach is killing me.  I just spent the last hour and 10 minutes out of the last 2 hours on the toilet. :(

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #7849 on: June 09, 2011, 05:38:23 AM »
I had a similar problem a couple of days ago. Sore stomachs suck.

I just ate two huge tacos and now Im stuffed
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« Reply #7850 on: June 09, 2011, 05:56:16 AM »
I'm headed to Edinburgh for a long weekend!
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #7851 on: June 09, 2011, 06:09:16 AM »
nice! I have a friend whos living there at the moment. Sounds like the beer flows like wine there and the women are fast and loose.
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« Reply #7852 on: June 09, 2011, 08:04:42 AM »
the new netflix design is garbage
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #7853 on: June 09, 2011, 10:42:39 AM »
on ps3? I like it except the stupid auto play crap.
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« Reply #7854 on: June 09, 2011, 11:16:08 AM »
the new netflix design is garbage

I F5'd the page a bunch of times thinking the browser was fucking it up.  The old design wasn't exactly good either, though, and was barely functional.
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« Reply #7855 on: June 09, 2011, 01:45:58 PM »
Talked with my boss this morning and figured out my school assignments for next year. Keeping my current high school and taking on the alternative high school instead of my middle school. I had to drop my middle school as we're adding two programs there and my case load would be huge. I'm going to miss it, though, I'd been there for five years.
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« Reply #7856 on: June 09, 2011, 01:50:33 PM »
What's the alternative high school like? I went to one, although it was called a middle college instead of an alternative HS
http://www.themiddlecollege.org/
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« Reply #7857 on: June 09, 2011, 06:56:47 PM »
Fistful, Natalie Portman is 30 today.  Over the hill for you?

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« Reply #7858 on: June 09, 2011, 07:11:19 PM »
she'll always be 12 in my heart
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« Reply #7859 on: June 09, 2011, 07:22:22 PM »
Portman in Leon>>>Portman in Black Swan
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