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CajoleJuice

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #7860 on: June 09, 2011, 07:24:38 PM »
Portman in Closer >>> all other Portmans
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #7861 on: June 09, 2011, 08:30:01 PM »
Was it a major operation or something? Hm, I'd probably be relieved if I was told I didn't have to go there afterall
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #7862 on: June 09, 2011, 08:40:02 PM »
Our support element looked pretty elated. 

Afghans?
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #7863 on: June 09, 2011, 09:01:17 PM »
now you'll never get to become a real man
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #7864 on: June 10, 2011, 01:20:22 AM »
Obviously it's a good thing on a larger level than myself, but I can't help but be disappointed.  It's hard to explain.   

Don't worry I sure you'll get another chance to shoot brown people.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #7865 on: June 10, 2011, 03:35:52 AM »
My house is infested, apparently by:

Mother.

Fucking.

'Possums.

Fuck this house.

Fuck this town.

Fuck this state.

Fuck those fucking 'possums.
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T234

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #7866 on: June 10, 2011, 03:54:35 AM »
Aw shit. Lemme talk to a guy I know who hunts them.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #7867 on: June 10, 2011, 01:28:54 PM »
I'm thinking about doing my hair like bayonetta's Luka.  Not that I want a video game characters hair, he's just the only one I can name at the moment that has that style.

Can any one find a a picture of a real person with the ponytail and bangs


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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #7868 on: June 10, 2011, 01:34:58 PM »
You will be the studly, young knight-to-be in all middle-ages period and fantasy films.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #7869 on: June 10, 2011, 01:36:21 PM »
totally what I'm going for.

Though looking at that picture my hair is still like 6 inches shorter than it needs to be.  My bangs are the right size but the back is too short.


edit:   maybe the back isn't too short, I was just bunching the hair wrong.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #7870 on: June 10, 2011, 04:31:08 PM »
you're a man.  please don't wear a ponytail.
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« Reply #7871 on: June 10, 2011, 06:24:38 PM »
you're a man.

I think there's enough evidence on EB to debate that fact.
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Himu

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #7872 on: June 10, 2011, 08:53:32 PM »
Anyone with lcd hdtv have a problem with like, seeing these long vertical black strips against a very dark background on your tv? It's perfect with color but when it the screen gets all black...

Not a big problem, just curious.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #7873 on: June 10, 2011, 09:06:28 PM »
Ya or nay?  Hair is too short to get the hair over my ears.








Also posting in the pics thread because I like the attention.

you're a man.

I think there's enough evidence on EB to debate that fact.

He would know.  He's a psychologist.

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #7874 on: June 10, 2011, 09:11:45 PM »
Hair looks good imo

Positive Touch

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #7875 on: June 10, 2011, 09:22:10 PM »
the only guys i've ever seen that try a ponytail fall into two catagories: the john carmack nerd and the antonio banderas stud
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #7876 on: June 10, 2011, 09:29:25 PM »
Good thing I miss the first condition, as the psychologist noted, otherwise I'd have to think you a homo for thinking me a stud like Antonoi.


and thanks bebpo.

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #7877 on: June 10, 2011, 11:33:16 PM »
I'd hit it.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #7878 on: June 11, 2011, 12:59:07 AM »
my cousin and her kid are going indoor skydiving

indoor skydiving?

they live in Arizona

why not do it outside?

When Owen Hart did this, people called it a tragedy.

Himu

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #7879 on: June 11, 2011, 01:10:41 AM »
Mike, there HAVE to be more than a few girls who have a crush on you especially with your hair like that, bro.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #7880 on: June 11, 2011, 02:01:37 AM »
I finally got my TOEFL's ibt results:

Code: [Select]
Test Reading Listening Speaking Writing Total
TELXML 29          28          27          18          102

Each section is out 30, making the total 120. Converted to paper based score I got 610. I thought I did horribly on the test thanks to my unfamiliarity with the format, so I'm pleasantly surprised. I sucked pretty badly at writing though, couldn't finish any of the questions within the limit. I should post on forums less and write academic papers more :-[
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #7881 on: June 11, 2011, 01:55:23 PM »
mike, i wish i had wavy hair like you
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cool breeze

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #7882 on: June 11, 2011, 02:07:29 PM »
my cousin and her kid are going indoor skydiving

indoor skydiving?

they live in Arizona

why not do it outside?

When Owen Hart did this, people called it a tragedy.

well kids are involved

you don't want one of them to yell "fuck it!" and jump out without a chute

Himu

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #7883 on: June 11, 2011, 02:52:15 PM »
Khan, when you come to America come visit me so we can have anal sex. btw i don't fuck, i get fucked. if you have a problem with me being bottom say so right here and now.
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Shaka Khan

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #7884 on: June 11, 2011, 03:53:13 PM »
I finally got my TOEFL's ibt results:

Code: [Select]
Test Reading Listening Speaking Writing Total
TELXML 29          28          27          18          102

Each section is out 30, making the total 120. Converted to paper based score I got 610. I thought I did horribly on the test thanks to my unfamiliarity with the format, so I'm pleasantly surprised. I sucked pretty badly at writing though, couldn't finish any of the questions within the limit. I should post on forums less and write academic papers more :-[

Are you planning on studying abroad or something?

Hopefully yes. How much did you get on yours? If it's a much better score I'm gonna have to ban you.

Khan, when you come to America come visit me so we can have anal sex. btw i don't fuck, i get fucked. if you have a problem with me being bottom say so right here and now.

Fo shizzle honz.
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Shaka Khan

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #7885 on: June 11, 2011, 09:11:31 PM »
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I blame the writing section and the time constraints. Fuck that shit yo!
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But it's nice to hear that this score is good enough, though.
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Shaka Khan

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #7886 on: June 11, 2011, 10:48:04 PM »
Yeah, well, my cock is bigger.

5'10 with a 7 inch dick, lets swordfight!
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Himu

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #7887 on: June 11, 2011, 11:16:18 PM »
Yep, I got a fat dick. Makes up for the fat it's average in length.
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Shaka Khan

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #7888 on: June 11, 2011, 11:26:36 PM »
You might be longer but I gots me a fatty right here, thick as a brick :smug

Sorry bro, I'm pretty sure I beat most of you in that area too. We've settled this a long time ago during the toilet paper roll discussion. Just ask Malek.
« Last Edit: June 11, 2011, 11:29:01 PM by Shah Rukh Khan »
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Akala

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #7889 on: June 11, 2011, 11:52:54 PM »
he was just here. prob still is, least till after the finals.

Bebpo

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #7890 on: June 12, 2011, 12:20:41 AM »
So I think I've narrowed down my apartment hunt to a couple of choices.

I can live in a small quiet 5 star community run by an apparently awesome apartment manager for ~$1250 a month, but I have to drive through stop/start awful freeway traffic of 40+ mins to and from work each day and it'll be 30-40 mins to visit my friends who live where my work is.

Or I can live in a generic corporate run complex that's one of the better ones (meaning 3-4 star instead of 2-3 star like most of them), in a little bigger place with a nice view that's 5 mins away from my work/friends and is going to be more like $1900 a month.

Or I can live in walkable distance from a giant entertainment center with bars, theaters, parks, dozens of food places, thousands of people in a complex that is 2-3 star (apparently ants crawling out of the drains, dog poop everywhere, noise issues) in a smaller place for like $1800-1900.  This drive to work/friends would be about 10-12 mins.

Or I can live in a place that's about 15-20 mins away, near a shopping center with trader joes and some food and gas station and stuff, in a 3.5 starish place, decent size but nothing really going on in the area for around ~$1600.

Money-aside, I'd really rather go with the first one, because I just want to live somewhere totally awesome with great people and good service; clean, safe, lack of bugs.  But the drive is going to be really really bad and I will be near nothing at all.  The 2nd option is overpriced but being right where work/friends is will be convienient, but it's the nicest room of the 3 corporate ones.  The 3rd means I get to live like being in LA/NYC and party all the time and then walk back and crash in my pad, but I hate hate hate bugs and dog poop.  Last one is a good middle ground, but it's just totally plain and boring and in the middle for everything. 

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #7891 on: June 12, 2011, 12:57:44 AM »
#2 is the clear winner

long commutes are soul-destroying, especially when you are that far from friends
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #7892 on: June 12, 2011, 01:41:52 AM »
I live in a nice apartment right smack dab in the middle of a downtown restaurant/bar/expensive-clothes-boutique-y area for $750 a month, it's completely wasted on me though.
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Diunx

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #7893 on: June 12, 2011, 01:59:50 AM »
Sorry FM but your hair looks pretty gay.
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Bebpo

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #7894 on: June 12, 2011, 02:09:13 AM »
Found another one that I had actually forgotten about long ago.  It's another complex that's private owned and run by a family and has 100% 5 star ratings on internet reviews over the last decade.  It's about 7 mins further away from where I currently live, so it'd take about 20 mins to work and friends, though no traffic and it's not really near anything.  Up in the hills with a nice view over the city and a lot of dirt trails.  ~$1450.  Will go check it out tomorrow.  This might be the best solution out of the group.

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #7895 on: June 12, 2011, 02:13:04 AM »
one you just said seems like it may be good, otherwise, first of the other choices is the winner. commute sucks and should be avoided if possible.

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #7896 on: June 12, 2011, 02:29:19 AM »
echoing the 'commute sucks' thing.  less sleep, less free time in general, more driving = more money for gas, promotes hermit lifestyle, etc etc.

Himu

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #7897 on: June 12, 2011, 03:38:48 AM »
Driving sucks unless it's in the countryside. Aren't you in LA? Why would you want to do that to yourself? Commute sucks.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #7898 on: June 12, 2011, 04:32:34 AM »
20 minute commute ain't nothing. finding a job 5-10 minutes out from your place would be perfect sure but 30 minutes is about the average for non-retail and warehouse work in a given area if you don't live in a large city. I used to do a 45 minute to 1hr  commute (depending on traffic) and it sucked and this was before MP3 players were as cheap as they were. Fortunately, at the time, Opie and Anthony were on terrestial radio and broadcasted in the great 4-7 spot. God I feel old.

The cost of rent where you live though, bebpo, gives me douchechills. Gawd damn.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #7899 on: June 12, 2011, 11:01:43 AM »
Am I blind or is there really no NHL playoff's thread???

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #7900 on: June 12, 2011, 12:50:19 PM »
what's an nhl
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #7901 on: June 12, 2011, 02:04:34 PM »
ha ha ha

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« Reply #7902 on: June 12, 2011, 04:33:51 PM »
It's between the Bruin's and the Canuck's now, right? imo I'd rather the Bruins win.

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« Reply #7903 on: June 12, 2011, 05:05:43 PM »
Go Nucks!!
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #7904 on: June 12, 2011, 06:16:20 PM »
Been without internet for the last two days :'(
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #7905 on: June 13, 2011, 10:49:14 AM »
So I went to a wedding by myself last night... (my girlfriend didn't wanna go, she's really pissing me off about this kinda stuff lately) and I ended up talking to 2 girls and getting their phone #s... only problem is, they were both from DC!

Which is pretty funny, since it seems that I have gotten more phone #'s from girls who live in DC than here in NY...
-there was the time I went to a lounge in NYC for my friend's birthday, some girl comes up to me and says her friend likes me... chatted up her friend, got the #, she was from DC
-went to Electric Zoo in 2009, and talked up a girl who was checking me out during Desyn Masiello's set... got her # and she was from DC...
-went to Otakon in Baltimore, danced with a redhead at the rave party, got her # of course she was from DC...

Fuck, between picking up all these DC chicks, and my love of Eastern Euro women... you'd think I was Roissy! (minus the mysogyny, and paleoconservativism, of course)
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #7906 on: June 13, 2011, 11:02:40 AM »
Nami has hardly eaten any thing in 3 days.  I'm worried about her.  :( :( :( 

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« Reply #7907 on: June 13, 2011, 11:11:00 AM »
Have you taken her to the vet?
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #7908 on: June 13, 2011, 11:28:31 AM »
No.  If she still hasn't eaten by today I will.   It's not like she isn't eating at all, she will eat treats and carrots, but she has only eaten like a cup of real food since Friday.

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« Reply #7909 on: June 13, 2011, 12:02:16 PM »
Mix her food with plain, cooked white rice. And no more carrots and treats!

If you knew someone would give you McDonalds when you neglect eating liver, would you eat the liver?
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #7910 on: June 13, 2011, 12:05:09 PM »
We have a dog that won't eat period (even treats), but after taking his food away for so long he'll eventually eat. Some animals are just picky eaters, though I doubt that's what's going on right now with your pet :( ...If this continues I would suggest what Mr. Gundam recommended and take her to a vet.

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #7911 on: June 13, 2011, 12:08:35 PM »
no more carrots and treats!


The those were just to see if she would actually eat something at all.  I'll try the rice.

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #7912 on: June 13, 2011, 12:55:32 PM »
Does she act sick or anything? Some dogs just go through phases where they get tired of their food or something. I've also heard of putting food down at normal times and picking it back in a half hour or hour. They'll usually get the hint after 2 or 3 times of going to their missing bowl.

I can't do that though :( my sweet babies... They love rice though and once it's mixed with their food, they have a hard time picking around and eating only the rice. I do the same when they get 'rhea, and the rice stops that almost immediately.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #7913 on: June 13, 2011, 01:02:25 PM »
No she is acting normal besides that.  Other than being suddenly afraid of the backyard, though I think that was because the grass wasn't cut.

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #7914 on: June 13, 2011, 01:19:33 PM »
:rofl god I love shibas

She's fine, just being picky. Try mixing a carrot or two in with her rice. She'll be 100 lbs by the end of the week.
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BlackMage

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #7915 on: June 13, 2011, 01:38:48 PM »
Just got home from Vegas.. sheesh what a shitty drive. I left Vegas at 4:30am and got home at 9:30am so at least now I can relax until work tomorrow. P.S. I need to lay off the alcohol for a bit now  :P
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #7916 on: June 13, 2011, 01:47:39 PM »
Did you have fun? Did you pick up any prostitutes?!
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #7917 on: June 13, 2011, 06:54:20 PM »
My mom got nami a different bag of dog food and she ate that.

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #7918 on: June 13, 2011, 07:28:30 PM »
Watch switching around on food. They seem fine for a day or so then RHEA!!!!  :yuck

Eh, I can't blame her. Dog food doesn't look all that appetizing.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #7919 on: June 14, 2011, 02:34:01 AM »
Had a nice walk and a nice smoke and man, I'm feeling so motivated. A complete 180 from the past few weeks.
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