Author Topic: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening (Read 4289627 times)

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #9480 on:** August 23, 2011, 01:55:53 AM »

Brewed beer (Maple Nut Brown Ale) with friends tonight. Good times.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #9481 on:** August 23, 2011, 02:00:53 AM »

buncha cat pics, Gundam drinking l33t beers and slacking off, business as usual

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #9482 on:** August 23, 2011, 02:13:16 AM »

Quote from: Cormacaroni on August 23, 2011, 02:00:53 AM

buncha cat pics, Gundam drinking l33t beers and slacking off, business as usual

I go back to work on Monday, so I gotta do lots of slacking this week!

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #9483 on:** August 23, 2011, 02:18:21 AM »

buy a cat and you'll have this thread on lock!

brob · « **Reply #9484 on:** August 23, 2011, 02:20:33 AM »

buy your wife cat ears and you'll have the board on lock!

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #9485 on:** August 23, 2011, 02:24:36 AM »

Quote from: Cormacaroni on August 23, 2011, 02:18:21 AM

buy a cat and you'll have this thread on lock!

Already got a cat!

Quote from: Brobzoid on August 23, 2011, 02:20:33 AM

buy your wife cat ears and you'll have the board on lock!

Already been done!

I WIN THE INTERNET. TIME TO GO TO BED.

brob · « **Reply #9486 on:** August 23, 2011, 02:27:19 AM »

Gundam

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #9487 on:** August 23, 2011, 02:41:54 AM »

...i forgot to mention cock pics

Diunx · « **Reply #9488 on:** August 23, 2011, 02:45:59 AM »

And whining about online dating sites!

Brehvolution · « **Reply #9489 on:** August 23, 2011, 11:52:35 AM »

I"m leaning towards getting a Radeon 6850. Anyone have any experience with one? Any suggestions on something better and cheaper?

via Newegg

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #9490 on:** August 23, 2011, 12:18:48 PM »

get a 6950

Brehvolution · « **Reply #9491 on:** August 23, 2011, 01:09:13 PM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on August 23, 2011, 12:18:48 PM

get a 6950

It's $80 more and doesn't come with the new Deus Ex game free. Already pulled the trigger on this bitch.

Quote from: Green Man on August 23, 2011, 12:57:01 PM

What do you need it for?

Games

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #9492 on:** August 23, 2011, 02:55:57 PM »

Meh, screw that, join the dirty poor alliance and get the 5770 bro

I should have windows 7 later tonight, so I'll get to see what the card can actually do.

Diunx · « **Reply #9493 on:** August 23, 2011, 04:42:09 PM »

I'm loving today's weather cloudy sky but without rain and strong cold wind

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #9494 on:** August 23, 2011, 05:07:48 PM »

Mid 90's here.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #9495 on:** August 23, 2011, 05:39:54 PM »

Leaving loved ones :'(

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

Mupepe · « **Reply #9496 on:** August 23, 2011, 09:59:57 PM »

Hey. This is driving me nuts. What's the name of the book (maybe graphic novel?) about god abandoning humans and they go on some journey to find him or something. Please! Its driving me nuts

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #9497 on:** August 23, 2011, 10:07:54 PM »

Preacher?

Mupepe · « **Reply #9498 on:** August 23, 2011, 11:10:04 PM »

Quote from: Cormacaroni on August 23, 2011, 10:07:54 PM

Preacher?

Yes! Thank you!

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #9499 on:** August 23, 2011, 11:29:46 PM »

Belfast's finest son!

...other than Van Morrison that is

Diunx · « **Reply #9500 on:** August 24, 2011, 06:13:02 PM »

I think my sound card is dead

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #9501 on:** August 24, 2011, 11:26:53 PM »

i almost got hit by a fucking car and died today

Himu · « **Reply #9502 on:** August 24, 2011, 11:27:33 PM »

MY BOO! Let me hold you!

lennedsay · « **Reply #9503 on:** August 24, 2011, 11:27:37 PM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on August 24, 2011, 11:26:53 PM

i almost got hit by a fucking car and died today

BlackMage · « **Reply #9504 on:** August 24, 2011, 11:33:25 PM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on August 24, 2011, 11:26:53 PM

i almost got hit by a fucking car and died today

But you lived and you are welcome, my child.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #9505 on:** August 24, 2011, 11:52:03 PM »

i was crossing the street to my place of employment to catch my bus home. the traffic was fairly backed up so when i walked up to the curb there were people waiting to turn. i began walking across and plotted my route behind the car in front because the driver had pulled out a distance so he can easily turn when the opportunity presented itself. well it did indeed present itself just as I was crossing. so as he moved up the woman in the silver SUV began to inch up. now i though initially she was just moving up a bit but upon closer inspection she was actually meaning to turn. i realized this literally seconds before she came at me and to my luck i was almost nearly beyond her death reach. i performed a sort of half turn pirouette, ending with a hand firmly placed on the side hood of her car. just as her chariot of murder passed by me i looked her in the face and for that one moment - i seen my maker. she was old and fat with bright red lipstick. grey hair shot out from her head like the icy hand of death shot out and grasped my destiny. however it was not to be her day. the car missed me my mere inches leaving me standing in the street with a bewildering look on my face. as i collected myself and resumed my journey across deaths way people began shouting "are you ok!" but i could not answer. finally as I reached my destination i remembered who I was and realized what exactly had happened. and just in that moment it dawned upon me - i didn't fucking get her license plate. that bitch drove off. what a cunt.

Diunx · « **Reply #9506 on:** August 25, 2011, 12:12:36 AM »

Who cares fistful? I can't watch movies on my pc!!! And how I'm suppose to jerk off without sound?

lennedsay · « **Reply #9507 on:** August 25, 2011, 12:13:27 AM »

Damn... That's insane.

I was almost hit by a car once. The lady actually saw me and sped up, and I locked eyes with her and she was scowling at me, and I just kept my pace, mean-mugging her. She was pissed off I was walking across the gas station parking lot apparently. The only person in real danger was her, because my mom saw the whole thing and went completely ape-shit on her. It was one of the most hilarious moments of my life.

The 2nd most hilarious moment in my life also included my mom screaming at a horrible person in a parking lot. To make a long story short, cops came to yell at this guy over the leaving his dogs in the hot car, cops left, guy didn't listen and turned to go back inside the building, words were exchanged between the jackass and myself/mom, blah blah blah, this fat ass ended up chasing my car on foot as I would slow down enough for him to catch up, then I'd speed back up while laughing hysterically with my mom. I can be a real cunt when it's deserved, but I learned from the best.

Mom

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #9508 on:** August 25, 2011, 12:15:40 AM »

I really think college kids want to be hit by cars, given the way they casually waltz into the street on campuses. To them it's just a potential lawsuit to pay for more ramen

The Sceneman · « **Reply #9509 on:** August 25, 2011, 01:15:23 AM »

I'm looking forward to my birthday party this year. There's gonna be more booze, more buds, more bitches, more bullshit, and more buttfucking.

Diunx · « **Reply #9510 on:** August 25, 2011, 01:40:24 AM »

Nice! my speakers were the problem not my card! and I finally got a replacement router from the phone company WINNING!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #9511 on:** August 25, 2011, 02:06:03 AM »

Himu · « **Reply #9512 on:** August 25, 2011, 02:09:12 AM »

what the fuck

brob · « **Reply #9513 on:** August 25, 2011, 02:25:53 AM »

Just listened to Surah-Rehman one of my fav surahs!!! <3<3<3!!!

Himu · « **Reply #9514 on:** August 25, 2011, 02:28:32 AM »

I actually kinda miss quran recitation. it was easily my favorite part of being a muslim. Qur'an is beautiful.

Himu · « **Reply #9515 on:** August 25, 2011, 02:39:48 AM »

well, even in english, the qur'an has a sense of poetry that the bible lacks depending on the translation

brob · « **Reply #9516 on:** August 25, 2011, 02:41:49 AM »

I have a qur'an somewhere. At my parents I think. I wonder if they keep it top shelf?

spoiler (click to show/hide)

It's probably laying in some dusted up box along with all my other shit

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Himu · « **Reply #9517 on:** August 25, 2011, 02:42:29 AM »

is your family muslim? that's haram

Himu · « **Reply #9518 on:** August 25, 2011, 02:57:57 AM »

No, I meant the dust part. it's haram to treat your qur'an like that! You HAVE to have it covered up!

brob · « **Reply #9519 on:** August 25, 2011, 03:01:43 AM »

my family is christian or something. my mom believes in angles and shit. I got it as a gift from a girl because I had a book on arabic calligraphy

Himu · « **Reply #9520 on:** August 25, 2011, 03:09:12 AM »

did you screw this girl? y/n

brob · « **Reply #9521 on:** August 25, 2011, 03:14:10 AM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell

did you screw this girl? y/n

yes. but I do not deserve any props for it. $:-\$

Himu · « **Reply #9522 on:** August 25, 2011, 03:15:54 AM »

was she ugly

brob · « **Reply #9523 on:** August 25, 2011, 03:20:11 AM »

she could give you PTSD

Himu · « **Reply #9524 on:** August 25, 2011, 03:23:11 AM »

so she was crazy

well you still had sex

Groogrux · « **Reply #9525 on:** August 25, 2011, 04:09:43 AM »

Stomach Virus

Can I catch a break sometime?

FatalT · « **Reply #9526 on:** August 25, 2011, 12:50:56 PM »

Quote from: Brobzoid on August 25, 2011, 03:01:43 AM

my family is christian or something. my mom believes in angles and shit. I got it as a gift from a girl because I had a book on arabic calligraphy

I believe in them too! Obtuse and Acute ones are my favorite.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #9527 on:** August 25, 2011, 01:10:29 PM »

This is pretty cool. They turned the CN tower orange for Jack Layton.

Himu · « **Reply #9528 on:** August 25, 2011, 02:22:53 PM »

DENTAL PLAN

brob · « **Reply #9529 on:** August 25, 2011, 04:07:59 PM »

Quote from: FatalT on August 25, 2011, 12:50:56 PM

Quote from: Brobzoid on August 25, 2011, 03:01:43 AM
my family is christian or something. my mom believes in angles and shit. I got it as a gift from a girl because I had a book on arabic calligraphy

I believe in them too! Obtuse and Acute ones are my favorite.

I liked reading about the angel hierarchy and stuff as a kid. angels with six wings and shit, pretty cool. Half the fun of playing Shin Megami Tensei games is seeing all the various gods and deities they base their monster designs on.

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #9530 on:** August 25, 2011, 04:46:34 PM »

There's some wind here, and a lot of rain, but the hurricane is going to pass by Florida.

It's been, what, five years since the last big hurricane here?

Groogrux · « **Reply #9531 on:** August 25, 2011, 08:40:16 PM »

Well that didn't take long. My family has officially returned to being crazy hillbillies again. My sister has three adopted children, all with special needs, and she thinks she wants another one. She hasn't worked in over 3 years. My uncle just went to jail for the second time in a month over his crazy girlfriend and now my mom and my sister are calling her and making ridiculous threats. Oh, and I spanked my kid for throwing a fit over going to bed and they called me a bad parent.

Two more years here? Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttt. I should be fine.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #9532 on:** August 25, 2011, 10:04:51 PM »

So my brother moved in with me a few weeks ago after basically being kicked out of my parent's house. I'm getting close to insisting he leave, dunno what happens next; I'd imagine my parents will take him back, I can't really see them disowning him or some shit.

I'm easy to live with. I've already got one good roommate and one shitty roommate, but adding another in my brother has left me in a foul mood lately. For instance, when I cook I clean up after myself almost immediately. I'll clean as I cook, then move any of my pots/pans to the side while I eat; but before the end of the day, all my stuff is cleaned. He's cooking and leaving everything on the oven, in the sink, etc. Then the next day he'll cook again with new pots, which he leaves on the oven, in the sink, etc. Maybe on the third or fourth day he'll clean up after himself. Sometimes my cool roommate will clean his shit up, and I'll clean it up sometimes as well, but this is ridiculous.

The latest problem: locking doors. He'll go through the back door and leave it unlocked, constantly. None of the roommates have said anything about it, and I've been locking the door each time I find it unlocked. Finally I complained to my parents, who chewed him out about it earlier today. His response? He left the house about 30min ago and left every door in the house wide open.

I'm just going to talk to the landlord in a second. I hate to be That Guy, but come the fuck on

BlackMage · « **Reply #9533 on:** August 25, 2011, 10:17:09 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 25, 2011, 10:04:51 PM

So my brother moved in with me a few weeks ago after basically being kicked out of my parent's house. I'm getting close to insisting he leave, dunno what happens next; I'd imagine my parents will take him back, I can't really see them disowning him or some shit.

I'm easy to live with. I've already got one good roommate and one shitty roommate, but adding another in my brother has left me in a foul mood lately. For instance, when I cook I clean up after myself almost immediately. I'll clean as I cook, then move any of my pots/pans to the side while I eat; but before the end of the day, all my stuff is cleaned. He's cooking and leaving everything on the oven, in the sink, etc. Then the next day he'll cook again with new pots, which he leaves on the oven, in the sink, etc. Maybe on the third or fourth day he'll clean up after himself. Sometimes my cool roommate will clean his shit up, and I'll clean it up sometimes as well, but this is ridiculous.

The latest problem: locking doors. He'll go through the back door and leave it unlocked, constantly. None of the roommates have said anything about it, and I've been locking the door each time I find it unlocked. Finally I complained to my parents, who chewed him out about it earlier today. His response? He left the house about 30min ago and left every door in the house wide open.

I'm just going to talk to the landlord in a second. I hate to be That Guy, but come the fuck on

we would make awesome roommates

Himu · « **Reply #9534 on:** August 25, 2011, 10:29:08 PM »

Christ I fucking hate HR.

"Your qualifications and background are really impressive! But we're going to have to pass?"

"Why?"

"InDesign is not on your resume."

I know this is my fault for neglecting to put InDesign on my resume but Jesus tap dancing through fire Christ.

BlackMage · « **Reply #9535 on:** August 25, 2011, 11:01:08 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on August 25, 2011, 10:29:08 PM

Christ I fucking hate HR.

"Your qualifications and background are really impressive! But we're going to have to pass?"

"Why?"

"InDesign is not on your resume."

I know this is my fault for neglecting to put InDesign on my resume but Jesus tap dancing through fire Christ.

things happen for a reason dude. you still moving to DC?

Himu · « **Reply #9536 on:** August 25, 2011, 11:04:40 PM »

I haven't heard from my cousin in a minute. We're trying to find a way for me to move but in the mean time I thought I'd still apply to places so I don't feel like I'm not doing anything throughout the day.

Diunx · « **Reply #9537 on:** August 26, 2011, 12:03:51 AM »

Got a raise!

Positive Touch · « **Reply #9538 on:** August 26, 2011, 12:25:48 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 25, 2011, 10:04:51 PM

Finally I complained to my parents,

BITCH MOVE TOTAL

Himu · « **Reply #9539 on:** August 26, 2011, 12:27:39 AM »

good god

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