I like how people are like DESCRIBE YOURSELF and when you use adjectives that other people use about you and tell you you are, then you are not those adjectives because they are coming from your own mouth.
Basically if you're nice = can't say that you're nice. If you're independent = can't say that you're independent. Basically in order to be a funny charming funny guy you have to say "Hi I'm an unfunny asshole who beats his wife" which will signal to everyone that you're actually a super kind prince who is just really humble.
People always tell me I'm "Nice, charming, sweet, gorgeous, silly, funny, witty, cute", so I better make sure to cross those all off my list of words I can use to describe myself.
Jeez, I'm glad I have thick skin because otherwise you all are about the most vicious damning peers ever. If I wanted to go to a place where everyone would laugh at me, make fun of me, and treat me like shit, I'd go rob a bank so I can hang out in prison with big scary dudes.