Author Topic: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening (Read 4288940 times)

Himu · « **Reply #9600 on:** August 29, 2011, 04:18:19 PM »

nothing makes me feel more healthy than clear piss

BlackMage · « **Reply #9601 on:** August 29, 2011, 04:30:00 PM »

ya'll have diabetes

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #9602 on:** August 29, 2011, 05:06:48 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on August 29, 2011, 03:38:02 PM

hail totaled it? jesus.

Yep. It dented the frame, shattered the back window, broke out the side mirrors, cracked the front mirrors and brake lights, and best of all, left maybe three or four inches of standing water. At this point, I was informed that the car now has mold issues.

It isn't really worth it to get it fixed and I'm getting more than I thought I would for a car like that. I need to go car shopping.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #9603 on:** August 29, 2011, 05:59:20 PM »

why does my pee smell like steak?

i dont even eat meat

BlackMage · « **Reply #9604 on:** August 29, 2011, 06:03:43 PM »

Quote from: Positive Touch on August 29, 2011, 05:59:20 PM

why does my pee smell like steak?

i dont even eat meat

pee on me!

etiolate · « **Reply #9605 on:** August 30, 2011, 12:37:46 AM »

I am moving and cleaning my old place, driving back and forth across the bay to the coast each day. Everytime I go over the mouintains, my left ear plugs up a little again.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #9606 on:** August 30, 2011, 06:33:25 AM »

How did you see through my troll bro?

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #9607 on:** August 30, 2011, 07:30:21 AM »

I love you.

Groogrux · « **Reply #9608 on:** August 30, 2011, 04:25:30 PM »

I just changed my own oil. That was only 10 years too long to wait. :manly

Mupepe · « **Reply #9609 on:** August 30, 2011, 04:26:43 PM »

did you do it in a wife beater and torn jeans??

Bebpo · « **Reply #9610 on:** August 30, 2011, 04:31:48 PM »

I get so tired after lunch; good food why are you so high in fat!

demi · « **Reply #9611 on:** August 30, 2011, 04:36:48 PM »

Quote from: andrwfields on August 30, 2011, 04:25:30 PM

I just changed my own oil. That was only 10 years too long to wait. :manly

I just jerked off to this.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #9612 on:** August 30, 2011, 04:41:00 PM »

Quote from: andrwfields on August 30, 2011, 04:25:30 PM

I just changed my own oil. That was only 10 years too long to wait. :manly

Now you're a man man man. M A N MAAANNN.

Himu · « **Reply #9613 on:** August 30, 2011, 04:49:34 PM »

Now you're dirty instead of paying 30 dollars for someone to do it for you

way to go, man

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #9614 on:** August 30, 2011, 04:50:21 PM »

This is the worst day of work ever. I just feel like I have nothing to do. Very slow day

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #9615 on:** August 30, 2011, 04:55:24 PM »

ya second last day here and it's going slow.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #9616 on:** August 30, 2011, 05:02:39 PM »

To make matters worse I noticed a major overdraft on my bank account. I barely keep any money in checking - just enough for gas, groceries, etc. For some reason a bill took out of my checking instead of saving, leaving me with the overdraft. I'm gonna have to call them and complain smh, that shit pisses me off

Groogrux · « **Reply #9617 on:** August 30, 2011, 05:09:37 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on August 30, 2011, 04:26:43 PM

did you do it in a wife beater and torn jeans??

Torn khaki shorts and an old shirt, which came off halfway through.

Quote from: demi on August 30, 2011, 04:36:48 PM

Quote from: andrwfields on August 30, 2011, 04:25:30 PM
I just changed my own oil. That was only 10 years too long to wait. :manly

I just jerked off to this.

Look up ^

Quote from: Stringer Bell on August 30, 2011, 04:49:34 PM

Now you're dirty instead of paying 30 dollars for someone to do it for you

way to go, man

Do you know somebody that will do it for $30? Cause everyone around here charges at least $40 for a change with good oil and a new filter.

Bebpo · « **Reply #9618 on:** August 30, 2011, 05:23:29 PM »

Changing oil is pretty sweet. I remember doing it once in shop class high school along with other manly motions, but now I'm lazy and don't remember what I learned in HS, so like Himuro I pay a guy to do it instead.

More power if you do it yourself though.

Mupepe · « **Reply #9619 on:** August 30, 2011, 05:27:25 PM »

In my cars it's cheaper to take it somewhere. The only times I do it myself now is if I find some synthetic oil on sale. Buying it regularly at full price is about 55 bucks (4 cars that all take synthetic) and two of my cars have finicky oil filters that cost 10 bucks each. Dude down the street will do it for $29.99

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #9620 on:** August 30, 2011, 05:29:04 PM »

Changing oil rocks. Although one time I spilled a shit ton of oil in the garage as a kid. I started adding oil to the car but had forgotten to put the cap on at the bottom of the car, so it just poured right onto the floor lmao.

Mupepe · « **Reply #9621 on:** August 30, 2011, 05:32:45 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 30, 2011, 05:29:04 PM

Changing oil rocks. Although one time I spilled a shit ton of oil in the garage as a kid. I started adding oil to the car but had forgotten to put the cap on at the bottom of the car, so it just poured right onto the floor lmao.

I did this hungover when changing transmission fluid once. The sad thing is I was so out of it I had put in 2 quarts already

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #9622 on:** August 30, 2011, 06:21:26 PM »

O god lion upgrade. What have I done?

Maximus · « **Reply #9623 on:** August 30, 2011, 07:13:36 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on August 30, 2011, 06:21:26 PM

O god lion upgrade. What have I done?

Whats that? All your XCode applications have all turned on you and stopped working? doh hoh hoh hoh
...actually that's the main reason I haven't updated yet on the Mac, ....I'm scared.

Eric P · « **Reply #9624 on:** August 30, 2011, 07:51:04 PM »

saw the remnants of a horrific bicycle accident right by my apartment.

paramedics treating a twitching body that had been knocked 5 feet from the bike with a thick vicious pool of blood spreading from the cyclist back to the bike itself.

$:-\$

Mupepe · « **Reply #9625 on:** August 30, 2011, 08:08:36 PM »

Quote from: Spencer on August 30, 2011, 06:24:19 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on August 30, 2011, 05:32:45 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 30, 2011, 05:29:04 PM
Changing oil rocks. Although one time I spilled a shit ton of oil in the garage as a kid. I started adding oil to the car but had forgotten to put the cap on at the bottom of the car, so it just poured right onto the floor lmao.
I did this hungover when changing transmission fluid once. The sad thing is I was so out of it I had put in 2 quarts already

That's when you just say you flushed it out

Lol well I had an eyewitness. I was teaching a friend how to do it and ended up looking like a dumbass

Positive Touch · « **Reply #9626 on:** August 30, 2011, 10:03:38 PM »

Quote from: Eric P on August 30, 2011, 07:51:04 PM

saw the remnants of a horrific bicycle accident right by my apartment.

paramedics treating a twitching body that had been knocked 5 feet from the bike with a thick vicious pool of blood spreading from the cyclist back to the bike itself.

$:-\$

i saw someone try to pull out while a biker was going past. dude got knock clean across the street into another car. fortunately he was pretty much fine. the dickbag car owner got out and started screaming at the biker even tho it was clearly the drivers fault

Himu · « **Reply #9627 on:** August 30, 2011, 10:09:32 PM »

the worst thing about stuff like that is that you never know if they lived or not

Groogrux · « **Reply #9628 on:** August 30, 2011, 10:12:17 PM »

Quote from: Eric P on August 30, 2011, 07:51:04 PM

saw the remnants of a horrific bicycle accident right by my apartment.

paramedics treating a twitching body that had been knocked 5 feet from the bike with a thick vicious pool of blood spreading from the cyclist back to the bike itself.

$:-\$

You know what's bad? I would have loved to be working something like that. The theme for EMS people is "we don't want to see you get hurt, we just want to be there when you do."

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #9629 on:** August 30, 2011, 10:33:29 PM »

Quote from: Positive Touch on August 30, 2011, 10:03:38 PM

Quote from: Eric P on August 30, 2011, 07:51:04 PM
saw the remnants of a horrific bicycle accident right by my apartment.

paramedics treating a twitching body that had been knocked 5 feet from the bike with a thick vicious pool of blood spreading from the cyclist back to the bike itself.

$:-\$

i saw someone try to pull out while a biker was going past. dude got knock clean across the street into another car. fortunately he was pretty much fine. the dickbag car owner got out and started screaming at the biker even tho it was clearly the drivers fault

A friend in high school was standing just a couple of feet away when a bus driver pulling up to his stop had a fatal heart attack, drove halfway up the curb, and smashed some girl who was also waiting for the bus. I remember him saying she flew a good five or ten feet back $:-\$ She survived, though.

I also was actually hit by a car while riding my bike to work a little over two years ago, but it was just some lady pulling out of a parking lot going 15 mph. Not nearly as exciting. As minor of a collision as it was, I was still so whacked out from the adrenaline rush that I didn't realize my wrist was broken until about an hour later

TEEEPO · « **Reply #9630 on:** August 30, 2011, 10:44:41 PM »

Quote from: Eric P on August 30, 2011, 07:51:04 PM

saw the remnants of a horrific bicycle accident right by my apartment.

paramedics treating a twitching body that had been knocked 5 feet from the bike with a thick vicious pool of blood spreading from the cyclist back to the bike itself.

$:-\$

ugh...

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #9631 on:** August 31, 2011, 04:07:50 AM »

A "medium" ban of three months for saying "Fuck you." is total bullshit

also drunk first post? drunk first post.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #9632 on:** August 31, 2011, 04:15:33 AM »

Quote from: Eric P on August 30, 2011, 07:51:04 PM

saw the remnants of a horrific bicycle accident right by my apartment.

paramedics treating a twitching body that had been knocked 5 feet from the bike with a thick vicious pool of blood spreading from the cyclist back to the bike itself.

$:-\$

Ffs :/

Do you know if he made it and what happened?

Eric P · « **Reply #9633 on:** August 31, 2011, 04:31:01 AM »

no clue yet. local blogosphere LOVES bicycle accidents because it brings in the page hits and pro-bike vs pro-car commentors, so I'll probably have some idea later today.

Eric P · « **Reply #9634 on:** August 31, 2011, 11:45:48 AM »

ugh. she died.

Quote

A 29-year-old Brooklyn woman died Tuesday after she fell off her bicycle and was run over by a car just blocks away from her home, cops said.

Erica Abbott was pedaling her bike southbound on Bushwick Ave. and rode through a construction site near Powers St. about 7 p.m., police and witnesses said.

Abbott suddenly lost her balance near a pile of loose wood on the street after a car horn honked and she turned her head, witnesses said.

The cyclist, who was wearing a helmet, fell toward traffic and a 2002 Mercedes-Benz ran her over, police and witnesses said.

A crowd immediately gathered around Abbott, who was lying in a pool of blood.

"Somebody took her shirt off her back to stop the bleeding," said Rickie Hecht, 32.

Emergency workers took Abbott to Woodhull Hospital, but she could not be saved.

The 34-year-old woman who was driving the car that hit Abbott remained at the scene and was not expected to be charged.

Three candles were later lit at the site of the accident.

A neighbor said he often ran into Abbott walking her dog, Banjo.

Beezy · « **Reply #9635 on:** August 31, 2011, 12:06:26 PM »

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #9636 on:** August 31, 2011, 01:52:55 PM »

Why did they honk? $:-\$

Whats the point of fucking honking? This aint SE Asia, you dont need to honk when passing someone.

Himu · « **Reply #9637 on:** August 31, 2011, 02:54:42 PM »

why did she go through a construction street

Eric P · « **Reply #9638 on:** August 31, 2011, 03:49:51 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on August 31, 2011, 02:54:42 PM

why did she go through a construction street

i live less than a block from where that happened. it's not really a construction street.

there's a lot that they're finally doing something with between two buildings. in the past month there has been traffic in and out of it daily as they prep to build. the "construction street" refers to a large fence like sign which guards the front of the construction site and warns of an "active driveway" so that people don't / can't park where the workers come in and out of all day.

the sign is placed a few feet from the curb making it easy to spot.

my guess is that there may be some wood or debris from construction which made its way to the street which could have been hit by her bike messing up her balance even more.

i can't say for certain because this morning the scene had been scrubbed clean. No blood, no debris, nothing to indicate that there had been an accident there at all.

Quote from: Spencer on August 31, 2011, 02:58:00 PM

Yeah, I hate to say it because it's pretty sad and I don't want to incite the bike vs car debate but it's pretty clear it was her fault in this case. Shitty deal though.

Yeah, basically the truest example of an accident. I feel sorry for the driver of the car as well. It can't be easy to realize that you're on your way home, then next thing you know, you've just run over someone.

Himu · « **Reply #9639 on:** August 31, 2011, 03:51:07 PM »

Sad story, horrible you had to see it. Did you sleep well last night? I'd be thinking about the person's safety all night.

Eric P · « **Reply #9640 on:** August 31, 2011, 03:59:19 PM »

I kept seeing her leg twitching as the EMTs worked on her when i tried to sleep and all over again when i woke up.

$:-\$

Himu · « **Reply #9641 on:** August 31, 2011, 04:00:48 PM »

BlackMage · « **Reply #9642 on:** August 31, 2011, 04:05:40 PM »

Quote from: Eric P on August 31, 2011, 03:59:19 PM

I kept seeing her leg twitching as the EMTs worked on her when i tried to sleep and all over again when i woke up.

$:-\$

Well, the medical field is definitely not your job category of choice.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #9643 on:** August 31, 2011, 04:08:53 PM »

Damn dude.

demi · « **Reply #9644 on:** August 31, 2011, 05:56:24 PM »

my third leg was twitching too when i woke up. huh huh.

Bebpo · « **Reply #9645 on:** August 31, 2011, 06:29:10 PM »

Man, that sounds horrible. Hope you can stop seeing the images from it soon.

Himu · « **Reply #9646 on:** August 31, 2011, 07:01:17 PM »

how the fuck do you apply for jobs that aren't in your field. you should be applying for the job, but your resume doesn't reflect it. how?

demi · « **Reply #9647 on:** August 31, 2011, 07:04:24 PM »

show your short yet thick cock

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #9648 on:** August 31, 2011, 07:07:03 PM »

pretty sure himu said his cock is medium length, not short

etiolate · « **Reply #9649 on:** August 31, 2011, 11:18:54 PM »

So I recently moved and now live in a house with three middle-aged chinese men. I have discovered they drink more PBR than your average hipster. There is like 7-9 40s of PBR on the kitchen table right now.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #9650 on:** August 31, 2011, 11:19:15 PM »

i don't like it when progressive rock bands attempt to go all aggressive and try to play heavy metal. most of the time it ends up sounding fake. like they are trying too hard. listening to porcupine tree - in absentia right now. it's good but the heavy metal sections are somewhat boring.

Himu · « **Reply #9651 on:** August 31, 2011, 11:20:46 PM »

a friend suggest porcupine tree as a metal bad

drew · « **Reply #9652 on:** August 31, 2011, 11:26:10 PM »

try pig destroyer. tracks from loathsome though to the end of the album go hard as shit, the album is called phantom limb:

http://www.demonoid.me/files/details/2451998/42066448/

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #9653 on:** August 31, 2011, 11:26:32 PM »

i don't listen to them really but from the random songs i've listened to, they are mostly progressive rock. in some of their latter albums they have moved into heavier territory (a lot of prog groups do this eventually).

never really sounds right to me.

Himu · « **Reply #9654 on:** August 31, 2011, 11:27:56 PM »

I've only heard the album Fear of a Dark Planet

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #9655 on:** August 31, 2011, 11:38:50 PM »

i am not informed enough about this band to continue this discussion.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #9656 on:** August 31, 2011, 11:39:18 PM »

so now i'm listening to opeth now.

Himu · « **Reply #9657 on:** August 31, 2011, 11:39:38 PM »

post opeth songs

demi · « **Reply #9658 on:** August 31, 2011, 11:41:51 PM »

opeth is wack.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #9659 on:** August 31, 2011, 11:43:35 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on August 31, 2011, 11:39:38 PM

post opeth songs

How about not

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