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Pringo

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« Reply #11040 on: December 01, 2011, 12:56:49 AM »
I'm writing product reviews of $5k luxury watches that I have never seen, let alone put on, for a barely-paid internship program that takes advantage of the great multitude of unemployed writers.

I do this at a coffehouse.

A little kid keeps smiling at me, probably wondering if I am doing something important. Little does he know that I am alt-tabbing to a forum to make pony fucking jokes.

tbh I'm not really sure getting paid $0.0005/word for writing for a Russian spam site really counts as an internship.

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« Reply #11041 on: December 01, 2011, 01:07:38 AM »
It's pretty lame overall.

My sister does freelance writing for online articles and hates how its turned into a take anything, pay nothing work field.

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« Reply #11042 on: December 01, 2011, 09:52:11 AM »
I'm writing product reviews of $5k luxury watches that I have never seen, let alone put on, for a barely-paid internship program that takes advantage of the great multitude of unemployed writers.

I do this at a coffehouse.

A little kid keeps smiling at me, probably wondering if I am doing something important. Little does he know that I am alt-tabbing to a forum to make pony fucking jokes.

I'll pay you $10/hr to write product descriptions for my job. Of course, you have to live in Ohio.
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« Reply #11043 on: December 01, 2011, 10:10:05 AM »
I'm writing product reviews of $5k luxury watches that I have never seen, let alone put on, for a barely-paid internship program that takes advantage of the great multitude of unemployed writers.

I do this at a coffehouse.

A little kid keeps smiling at me, probably wondering if I am doing something important. Little does he know that I am alt-tabbing to a forum to make pony fucking jokes.


get a job at half price books like I'll be doing.  I probably won't even be the most academically accomplished person working there...

CajoleJuice

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« Reply #11044 on: December 01, 2011, 11:18:06 AM »
Yes, had I foreseen what would become of the writer's employment market, I would have majored in petroleum engineering or something.

i doubt it
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« Reply #11045 on: December 01, 2011, 11:43:58 AM »
I'm writing product reviews of $5k luxury watches that I have never seen, let alone put on, for a barely-paid internship program that takes advantage of the great multitude of unemployed writers.

I do this at a coffehouse.

A little kid keeps smiling at me, probably wondering if I am doing something important. Little does he know that I am alt-tabbing to a forum to make pony fucking jokes.

Can you please elaborate on this?

Is this like fake reviews on Amazon?

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« Reply #11046 on: December 01, 2011, 01:10:30 PM »
one of our clients we support is planned parenthood. i was helping this lady with a printer issue and i noticed on her desktop is a folder labeled "ABORTIONS" in caps.

part of me wants to know what's in there but i bet it's something boring.
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« Reply #11047 on: December 01, 2011, 01:47:41 PM »
So at one of the schools I work at we had a kid who asked the office staff to make some copies for him. It was an invitation to a party he's throwing.

It had a list of all the narcotics and alcoholic beverages he would have available along with prices.

Apparently he went around and asked ten different staff members to make copies for him.
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« Reply #11048 on: December 01, 2011, 02:07:39 PM »
:lol

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« Reply #11049 on: December 01, 2011, 02:14:34 PM »
One teacher made a copy and gave him back the original. That copy is now with the principal. The cops know and they're gonna show up.
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« Reply #11050 on: December 01, 2011, 02:17:11 PM »
That kid is FUUUCKED. Trafficking and Promotion are fucking serious offenses. Promotion especially.
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Phoenix Dark

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« Reply #11051 on: December 01, 2011, 02:19:31 PM »
Huh, seriously? What kid would do that  :lol

Does the  school have a library or computer lab lol? Seems like that would be the logical place to get some copying done
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« Reply #11052 on: December 01, 2011, 02:26:46 PM »
That kid just fucked up his life.  He's going to be SHH at that moment for the rest of his life.

Phoenix Dark

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« Reply #11053 on: December 01, 2011, 02:28:43 PM »
Is he older than 15?
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« Reply #11054 on: December 01, 2011, 02:31:54 PM »
I think he's 17. I guess he's openly talking about it and even invited one of our VPs.
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Joe Molotov

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« Reply #11055 on: December 01, 2011, 02:43:56 PM »
Either he's really dumb and trying to make a joke, or he's really, really dumb.
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CajoleJuice

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« Reply #11056 on: December 01, 2011, 03:09:38 PM »
Yes, had I foreseen what would become of the writer's employment market, I would have majored in petroleum engineering or something.

i doubt it

Why? I was always proficient in math and science. All I needed was High Expectations Asian Father to tell me that there was no future in sportswriting, and that I had to be a doctor or an engineer.

Because if you were practical in the first place you wouldn't have majored in English or whatever, especially if you were smart enough to deal with math-intensive material.
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« Reply #11057 on: December 01, 2011, 03:53:40 PM »
You HAD to declare at 18? Huh. I declared pretty early but it wasn't necessary until Junior year.

Also, you could always go back to school and get a degree in the sciences to make yourself more employable.

Oh yeah, for those still in school and want a career with job safety for life, think about becoming a School Psychologist, Speech Language Pathologist, Physical Therapy or Occupational Therapist.
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CajoleJuice

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« Reply #11058 on: December 01, 2011, 04:12:15 PM »
You're right, I wasn't very practical at age 18 when I had to declare a major. And I wasn't very practical at 19 when I missed my last chance to switch to a STEM major (at my school, if you weren't in a STEM major by about mid sophomore year, it was basically impossible). Won't dispute that.

That's not to say that I couldn't have hacked it in a STEM major if I had tried. You're getting close to The Experiment territory here, Cajole. Hopefully you're just trolling.

Little bit of both.
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« Reply #11059 on: December 01, 2011, 04:21:21 PM »
cajole just wanted to provoke you in to bragging about your high IQ again.

CajoleJuice

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« Reply #11060 on: December 01, 2011, 04:24:25 PM »
cajole just wanted to provoke you in to bragging about your high IQ again.

bingo. but this works too

btw, my last post meant to agree with you that you could handle that material since you are right that i don't know. but you didn't go that way because you wanted to try to become a writer or whatever. probably came out vague.
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Bebpo

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« Reply #11061 on: December 01, 2011, 04:25:21 PM »
Hopefully the kid is just pulling a prank on all the staffers.


...hopefully

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« Reply #11062 on: December 01, 2011, 04:43:53 PM »
I really don't need this kind of shit, Cajole. Because I am reminded of the consequences of my choice of undergrad major every day, I don't need it online. Like probably everyone else, I'm on this board to dick around. I don't need someone implying that I wouldn't have made it in engineering anyway because I'm flat-out incapable of understanding the material. I'm taking the GRE next fucking week, hoping to do what Gundam suggested and go back to school for a science major, so having someone tell me that I don't have the brainpower for high-level math and science (based on what, exactly?) is the last thing I fucking need.

Keep that kind of shit to yourself. The ignore list is right there in your profile if you need it. There's absolutely no reason to go around insulting other members, especially not on such a personal level.

There is absolutely no reason for anyone to reply to this post either. Whatever you're thinking, keep it to yourself.

lol I HATE YOU DAD!  YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT IM CAPABLE OF STOP TRYING TO RUIN MY LIFE!
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« Reply #11063 on: December 01, 2011, 04:44:50 PM »
Why do you need to take the GRE for an undergraduate science degree?
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Phoenix Dark

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« Reply #11064 on: December 01, 2011, 04:49:19 PM »
Did this occur at a developmental school? Perhaps he could argue some old kids dared him to do this as a prank or something  ???
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« Reply #11065 on: December 01, 2011, 04:50:02 PM »
Why do you need to take the GRE for an undergraduate science degree?

This is what I'm hoping to apply to:

http://www.bu.edu/eng/academics/special-programs/leap/

Requires a GRE score. To be competitive, you need to do very well on the math section.

Good luck. (Seriously.)
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« Reply #11066 on: December 01, 2011, 04:50:46 PM »
Did this occur at a developmental school? Perhaps he could argue some old kids dared him to do this as a prank or something  ???

Regular high school. We don't have "developmental schools," whatever they are.
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Phoenix Dark

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« Reply #11067 on: December 01, 2011, 04:52:47 PM »
I was never great at math. Outside of business statistics though...there really hasn't been anything hard math-wise in my major (despite working with numbers all day).
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« Reply #11068 on: December 01, 2011, 04:54:01 PM »
lol I HATE YOU DAD!  YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT IM CAPABLE OF STOP TRYING TO RUIN MY LIFE!

:lol :lol
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« Reply #11069 on: December 01, 2011, 04:55:46 PM »
Math is definitely not my strong point. I understood psychology statistics and experimental design in undergrad and graduate school, but advabced mathematical concepts don't click with me.
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Phoenix Dark

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« Reply #11070 on: December 01, 2011, 05:02:04 PM »
If we had a math contest Cajole would win
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« Reply #11071 on: December 01, 2011, 05:02:20 PM »
Math with numbers: I'm pretty good with that.

Any math that deals with shapes and shit: not my thing.
I'm the complete opposite.

CajoleJuice

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« Reply #11072 on: December 01, 2011, 05:03:19 PM »
If we had a math contest Cajole would win

i peaked years ago (in many ways)
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« Reply #11073 on: December 01, 2011, 05:04:17 PM »
If we had a math contest Cajole would win

i peaked years ago (in many ways)
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« Reply #11074 on: December 01, 2011, 05:04:43 PM »
I'm good with numbers, but Geometry really turned me off to math in high school. I got a B+ in the class but I couldn't wrap my mind around it.
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Joe Molotov

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« Reply #11075 on: December 01, 2011, 05:51:12 PM »
Math with numbers: I'm pretty good with that.

Any math that deals with shapes and shit: not my thing.

math with letters: O GOD  :derp
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Himu

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« Reply #11076 on: December 01, 2011, 05:58:19 PM »
Math with numbers: I'm pretty good with that.

Any math that deals with shapes and shit: not my thing.
I'm the complete opposite.

ditto
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Himu

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« Reply #11077 on: December 01, 2011, 06:17:54 PM »
It's kind of like a puzzle game.

Just did a practice problem that went: 1/c = 1 + 1/d. Is c or d greater?

That kind of thing used to give me a headache, but now I find it fun.

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« Reply #11078 on: December 01, 2011, 06:46:43 PM »
Math reminds me far too much of my job to ever find fun again.  Looking at that problem just makes me want to open a Facebook tab and slobber on myself.
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« Reply #11079 on: December 01, 2011, 08:38:24 PM »
Math with numbers: I'm pretty good with that.

Any math that deals with shapes and shit: not my thing.

math with letters: O GOD  :derp

 :lol nah letters aren't bad at all, you just find out what number its hiding as!

I did okay in Algebra, but I mean bullshit math like...



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etiolate

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« Reply #11080 on: December 01, 2011, 08:44:55 PM »
that stuff is memorizing formulas

Math never gave me probs, it just began to bore me as it got longer and longer.

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« Reply #11081 on: December 01, 2011, 08:46:12 PM »
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kalman_filter
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extended_Kalman_filter

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« Reply #11082 on: December 01, 2011, 09:00:45 PM »
Today was pretty cool. One of our patients left for Afghanistan in October 2010, and he got home a few weeks ago. He came in for an appointment today with his wife. We gave them some flowers, a card, and a theater gift card. Definitely was great to see him back looking good/healthy  :-[
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« Reply #11083 on: December 01, 2011, 09:13:48 PM »
His Dad's dental office.
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Olivia Wilde Homo

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« Reply #11084 on: December 01, 2011, 09:35:11 PM »
To be an elitist prick, there are a lot of people that want to be engineers but the number who end up seeing it through to the end are often 20-30% of the initial people who try.  It isn't so much wanting to play math tricks as it is grinding and plodding through turgid theoretical concepts with often crippling workloads that have the worst timing ever with your other classes.  Not to worry as homework is only 5% of the overall grade but a two hour exam is worth 40%.  If you can't understand shit on that major exam, not to worry as the average score is 45/100 so you probably end up with a B.

All to wind up using less than 5 percent of those concepts at your job.  Also, there's no guaranteed job or guaranteed well paying job at the end.  There are plenty of engineering jobs that get outsourced, engineers having to work as technicians, or hell, engineers getting laid off en masse because their consulting firm has hit a slump.

Basically what I'm getting at is that it is best to pursue your passions, even if it only pays $30,000 a year.  Money isn't everything.
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Cormacaroni

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« Reply #11085 on: December 01, 2011, 09:45:08 PM »
One of my engineer friends at university walked into a job at a major accounting firm; his mate with the exact same qualifications ended up fixing kettles and such for years. Certainly doesn't seem to be any guarantee of success.
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Olivia Wilde Homo

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« Reply #11086 on: December 01, 2011, 09:56:02 PM »
Yeah dude I agree with a lot of that and i haven't even got into the big classes yet  :-\

Its still my plan B and nothing more though, just want to end it and finally decide what I want to do through that time period.

One of my engineer friends at university walked into a job at a major accounting firm; his mate with the exact same qualifications ended up fixing kettles and such for years. Certainly doesn't seem to be any guarantee of success.

I just wanted to dispel the notion that engineering guarantees you a well paying job.  Even during the boom times, that wasn't the case.
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Himu

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« Reply #11087 on: December 01, 2011, 10:01:48 PM »
My cousin is studying engineering at college. I won't say I don't believe in him but I worry about him due to his updates that he probably went with the wrong major due to the classes being too hard apparently.
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« Reply #11088 on: December 01, 2011, 10:03:45 PM »
I know a guy who couldn't handle engineering/had nervous breakdown, went into accounting, and is now making bank
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« Reply #11089 on: December 01, 2011, 10:06:34 PM »
My cousin is studying engineering at college. I won't say I don't believe in him but I worry about him due to his updates that he probably went with the wrong major due to the classes being too hard apparently.

you saying he should have majored in criminology like your other cousin?

Inspector Thatcher

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« Reply #11090 on: December 01, 2011, 10:43:38 PM »
Basically what I'm getting at is that it is best to pursue your passions, even if it only pays $30,000 a year.  Money isn't everything.
+1, but I'd also like to add that there are no "guarantees" of success.  You can still fail miserably even if you pursue the "right" path, if you don't have a lot of other qualities - fit with an employer, good attitude, work ethic, bla bla bla.

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« Reply #11091 on: December 01, 2011, 10:44:50 PM »
I only make $58k a year after getting a Masters, but I love my job.
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« Reply #11092 on: December 01, 2011, 10:46:06 PM »
you only work about a quarter of what most people do so 58k is pretty respectable, i think!
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« Reply #11093 on: December 01, 2011, 11:18:29 PM »
I only make $58k a year after getting a Masters, but I love my job.

Uh only? That's great.
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« Reply #11094 on: December 01, 2011, 11:41:51 PM »
Making 58k with the summer off?
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« Reply #11095 on: December 02, 2011, 12:27:59 AM »
you only work about a quarter of what most people do so 58k is pretty respectable, i think!

Oh, I think it's totally respectable. I'm fine with what I make. I wouldn't have gone into my profession if I wasn't. Fortunately my wife is fine with it as well. She will always be the bread winner in the family, already making over $100k.

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« Reply #11096 on: December 02, 2011, 12:29:42 AM »
Master's in Psychology then, or what?

I have a Masters of Education in School Psychology. Three-year graduate program: Two years of class work and a one-year internship.
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« Reply #11097 on: December 02, 2011, 12:40:14 AM »
The first year of my graduate program included a counseling practicum where I provided services to individuals as well as groups. I also had to write a Master's thesis.

If you like working with kids, collaborating with teachers and parents and trying to enact change both behaviorally and academically, then it's for you.
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« Reply #11098 on: December 02, 2011, 12:42:29 AM »
Yes, had I foreseen what would become of the writer's employment market, I would have majored in petroleum engineering or something.

The year I graduated, our local newspaper laid off about a third of its staff. I had been hoping to work for them.  :lol

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« Reply #11099 on: December 02, 2011, 12:13:30 PM »
The police are here with the drug dogs doing a random check. I love these days when we always have a couple kids try to flee campus.
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