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« Reply #11160 on: December 05, 2011, 05:05:57 PM »
Speaking of TMI, if you spend an entire day throwing up, and you stop eating because you're sick of throwing up, you'll throw up the acids in your stomach instead. It's far more gross than any food you would have eaten and later thrown up.

This has been a Public Service Announcement.
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« Reply #11161 on: December 05, 2011, 05:07:57 PM »
Pics, sweetie.  Please

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« Reply #11162 on: December 05, 2011, 06:01:09 PM »
Yea, these posts are about as close to pregnancy I want to be kthnxbye women
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« Reply #11163 on: December 05, 2011, 06:29:37 PM »
I got a bipolar chick pregnant. A bipolar teenager. The hormones were far worse than seeing her throw up all the time.


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« Reply #11164 on: December 05, 2011, 07:38:07 PM »
I only want to get chicks I go on blind dates with pregnant.  That way she wont be able to recognize me and make me pay child support.

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« Reply #11165 on: December 05, 2011, 08:06:22 PM »
Speaking of TMI, if you spend an entire day throwing up, and you stop eating because you're sick of throwing up, you'll throw up the acids in your stomach instead. It's far more gross than any food you would have eaten and later thrown up.

This has been a Public Service Announcement.

On the plus side, if you do get to that point, you'll have killer abs.

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« Reply #11166 on: December 05, 2011, 08:14:43 PM »
Speaking of TMI, if you spend an entire day throwing up, and you stop eating because you're sick of throwing up, you'll throw up the acids in your stomach instead. It's far more gross than any food you would have eaten and later thrown up.

This has been a Public Service Announcement.

Sorry, Lennedsay. My wife hasn't thrown up once throughout her pregnancy. Just over two more months to go.
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« Reply #11167 on: December 05, 2011, 08:18:48 PM »
The seed is strong!
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« Reply #11168 on: December 05, 2011, 08:50:31 PM »
Whoever first called my daughter Gundam Seed is awesome.
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« Reply #11169 on: December 05, 2011, 09:27:32 PM »
Whoever first called my daughter Gundam Seed is awesome.

Speaking of Gundam Seed, just watched ep 38. The last few episodes were better than the whole rest of the series up to this point.
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« Reply #11170 on: December 05, 2011, 09:32:30 PM »
I'd love to travel through the Middle East.

Never will :fbm
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« Reply #11171 on: December 05, 2011, 09:41:04 PM »
Lack of time, funds and someone to do it with.
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« Reply #11172 on: December 05, 2011, 09:44:55 PM »
I've been to Israel (spent the summer of 1998 volunteering on a Kibbutz), Jordan and Egypt. Israel in 85 and 98, Jordan in 85 and Egypt in 98.
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« Reply #11173 on: December 05, 2011, 09:47:24 PM »
I've been to Israel (spent the summer of 1998 volunteering on a Kibbutz), Jordan and Egypt. Israel in 85 and 98, Jordan in 85 and Egypt in 98.

Israel wants to know what you've done for it lately.

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« Reply #11174 on: December 05, 2011, 09:47:37 PM »
Lack of time, funds and someone to do it with.

What a coincidence! your reason for not going to the middle east is the same reason that I'm a virgin. 

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« Reply #11175 on: December 05, 2011, 10:01:15 PM »
I've been all over. My parents and grandparents started me young. Spent my summer of 1986 as a little one driving around Europe (Germany, Netherlands, Denmark, Greece, Sweden) in a Volkswagen bus. The only time I've been to Germany was when it was still West Germany. Went back to Europe in 1997 (Finland, France, Netherlands, England, Denmark). Then the wife and I were in Belgium and the Netherlands this past April.
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« Reply #11176 on: December 05, 2011, 10:08:31 PM »
I've been to Canada, Mexico, and the Cayman Islands. I want to go to New Zealand and walk through Middle Earth  :-[

and I want to go to Australia and just listen to women talk all day. dat accent :bow

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« Reply #11177 on: December 05, 2011, 10:10:26 PM »
I've got cousins who are cane farmers up in Queensland. I spent 5 weeks with them back in 1990. Absolutely incredible, I hope I'm able to get back there some day.
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« Reply #11178 on: December 05, 2011, 10:21:06 PM »
Did you take a glance out the peep hole?

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« Reply #11179 on: December 05, 2011, 11:10:01 PM »
Thanks guys... I had a few giggles. At this point, it's so bad that I'm wondering if I actually have a stomach bug. It's just like when you're sick and can't keep anything down, so you throw up every hour or two and feel better for a half hour. But then again, since I've been pregnant if I don't have food on my stomach at all times, I immediately get really hungry then feel nauseous. I haven't been able to keep anything down since last night, so it could be the empty stomach/pregnant lady thing. I just haven't had it get this bad until now.

I have an appointment with the baby doctor in the morning. Hopefully all is well, but regardless, at least I droppedasimove Thanksgiving weight beforehand.
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« Reply #11180 on: December 05, 2011, 11:53:15 PM »
i wear skinny jeans  :teehee

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« Reply #11181 on: December 06, 2011, 02:40:08 AM »
I'm feeling an urge to travel. I could die tomorrow, and I would never have seen Australia, South America, most of Africa, much of eastern Europe, and most of the Pacific islands.

Oh man I know that feeling.

Then I think I could die without having a family too.

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« Reply #11182 on: December 06, 2011, 03:35:57 AM »
You could also die while pooping! Haha, that would be super embarrassing!
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« Reply #11183 on: December 06, 2011, 03:49:28 AM »
I think most old people get aneurysms on the shitter.

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« Reply #11184 on: December 06, 2011, 02:20:31 PM »
I just found out a friend from highschool is now an honest to god stuntman.  How the fuck do you get into that?

I've got friends who do aerials and rope work. Probably starts out as a hobby and leads to a job.
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« Reply #11185 on: December 06, 2011, 02:24:34 PM »
I always imagined stunt employers hang around hospitals and scan newspapers, waiting for news of miraculous survival stories. Like Mr. Glass in Unbreakable.
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« Reply #11186 on: December 06, 2011, 02:27:16 PM »
I just found out a friend from highschool is now an honest to god stuntman.  How the fuck do you get into that?

Peter: That reminds of the time I almost became a stuntman.

A handsome, young Peter Griffin crashes his car into a casting director's Mercedes and flies out head-first through the windshield

Casting Director: That was amazing. I'm the casting director for Spiderman and want you to be the stuntman for all of Peter Parker's stunts.

Peter lifts up his head, revealing his now horribly disfigured face.

Casting Director:  I meant Sarah Jessica Parker's.

Peter: aghwwwwwwwww

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« Reply #11187 on: December 06, 2011, 02:31:25 PM »
You're quoting family guy?  :(

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« Reply #11188 on: December 06, 2011, 02:33:45 PM »

It is difficult to tell the difference between Family Guy and a parody of Family Guy.

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« Reply #11189 on: December 06, 2011, 02:35:34 PM »
You're writing family guy fan fic? :(

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« Reply #11190 on: December 06, 2011, 02:39:22 PM »


I guess that is worse.

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« Reply #11191 on: December 06, 2011, 04:31:54 PM »
Insurance came through and gave us more than we were actually expecting.  Thank God.  Merry Fucking Christmas.

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« Reply #11192 on: December 06, 2011, 04:34:05 PM »
Insurance came through and gave us more than we were actually expecting.  Thank God.  Merry Fucking Christmas.

nice...hope whatever happened wasn't too bad

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« Reply #11193 on: December 06, 2011, 04:34:34 PM »
I wonder if I can get Ichirou pissed off enough to rob me too.  I could use some extra cash.
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« Reply #11194 on: December 06, 2011, 04:37:36 PM »
Thanks, Don.

The majority of it is actually going to replace the items that were stolen.  Albeit we now get updated versions (laptops, tv, etc).  And they actually paid for the blu rays that were stolen and they gave a fair price.  So now that I'm even pickier about what movies I purchase I essentially got paid MSRP on a bunch of blu rays I didn't really need to own anyways.  Of course factor in the whole stress of the ordeal and lost sense of security and I maybe broke even!

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« Reply #11195 on: December 06, 2011, 05:03:09 PM »
So...you weren't annihilated? Ichi  :'(
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« Reply #11196 on: December 06, 2011, 06:37:40 PM »
Instead of studying for finals I watched 8 episodes of the mentalist today.   :'(

edit onto episode 9.  I'll eat supper then study... :'(
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« Reply #11197 on: December 06, 2011, 07:21:23 PM »
I want to direct this to some member on this board so consider this an umbrella for yall niccas to huddle under


http://www.reddit.com/r/nyc/comments/n1bqg/an_investment_bankers_cover_letter_for_a_second/
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« Reply #11198 on: December 06, 2011, 08:11:05 PM »
I want to direct this to some member on this board so consider this an umbrella for yall niccas to huddle under


http://www.reddit.com/r/nyc/comments/n1bqg/an_investment_bankers_cover_letter_for_a_second/

You played with your hair a lot. A woman playing with her hair is a common sign of flirtation. You can even do a google search on it. When a woman plays with her hair, she is preening. I've never had a date where a woman played with her hair as much as you did. In addition, it didn't look like you were playing with your hair out of nervousness. We had lots of eye contact during our date. On a per-minute basis, I've never had as much eye contact during a date as I did with you. Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums.

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« Reply #11199 on: December 06, 2011, 09:06:26 PM »
Insurance came through and gave us more than we were actually expecting.  Thank God.  Merry Fucking Christmas.

Good to see you can cover everything! Our house was broken into a few years back and they stole all my Dreamcast games (wtf?). They were fairly rare too, but the insurance company only paid $1.50 for each one  :'(

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« Reply #11200 on: December 06, 2011, 10:30:43 PM »
I want to direct this to some member on this board so consider this an umbrella for yall niccas to huddle under


http://www.reddit.com/r/nyc/comments/n1bqg/an_investment_bankers_cover_letter_for_a_second/


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« Reply #11201 on: December 07, 2011, 08:17:29 AM »
Who gives a fuck?
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« Reply #11202 on: December 07, 2011, 08:34:28 AM »
Thanks, Don.

The majority of it is actually going to replace the items that were stolen.  Albeit we now get updated versions (laptops, tv, etc).  And they actually paid for the blu rays that were stolen and they gave a fair price.  So now that I'm even pickier about what movies I purchase I essentially got paid MSRP on a bunch of blu rays I didn't really need to own anyways.  Of course factor in the whole stress of the ordeal and lost sense of security and I maybe broke even!


better a robbery than physical injury, I guess.  My folks always bother me about apartment insurance...I just can't see anyone busting into our building, only to go to the 3rd floor and then pick out my apartment in particular.  plus, there are plenty of folks more worth robbing here and my landlord just installed cameras around the entrance and at every elevator.


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« Reply #11203 on: December 07, 2011, 09:22:08 AM »
Something's been bothering me for years, and I finally put my finger on it.

How the hell did the T-1000 time travel? It's not organic, and it doesn't even have a fleshy outer layer!

He came wrapped in bacon.
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« Reply #11204 on: December 07, 2011, 10:05:46 AM »
Good man.

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« Reply #11205 on: December 07, 2011, 10:38:06 AM »
Insurance came through and gave us more than we were actually expecting.  Thank God.  Merry Fucking Christmas.

Good to see you can cover everything! Our house was broken into a few years back and they stole all my Dreamcast games (wtf?). They were fairly rare too, but the insurance company only paid $1.50 for each one  :'(
Wow.  Well I saw the breakdown on depreciated cost for our items.  My PS3 was bought in 2007 and they calculated it was 80% depreciated and only worth like 30 bucks.  Are you fucking kidding me?  If it wasn't for my wife thinking ahead and us paying an extra buck a month or so we'd be screwed.  I highly recommend State Farm's Cost To Replace plan.  It's only about 15 bucks a year and they'll estimate your cost to replace it and even if it costs more than that, you send then a copy of the receipt and they pay the difference. 

Thanks, Don.

The majority of it is actually going to replace the items that were stolen.  Albeit we now get updated versions (laptops, tv, etc).  And they actually paid for the blu rays that were stolen and they gave a fair price.  So now that I'm even pickier about what movies I purchase I essentially got paid MSRP on a bunch of blu rays I didn't really need to own anyways.  Of course factor in the whole stress of the ordeal and lost sense of security and I maybe broke even!


better a robbery than physical injury, I guess.  My folks always bother me about apartment insurance...I just can't see anyone busting into our building, only to go to the 3rd floor and then pick out my apartment in particular.  plus, there are plenty of folks more worth robbing here and my landlord just installed cameras around the entrance and at every elevator.
Yeah that's how I've always thought.  But it's so cheap man.  When we were renting we threw our renters insurance on the same policy as our car insurance and it actually brought our monthly premium down.  They paid us to have renters insurance.  They quoted it at 10 bucks a month but they lowered our premium on our cars by like 30 a month for having it.

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« Reply #11206 on: December 07, 2011, 11:04:02 AM »
State Farm told me you can file claims for up to 2 years!

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« Reply #11207 on: December 07, 2011, 11:21:41 AM »
dang, if it can lower my car insurance, that'd be pretty kick ass.  stupid car insurance is so expensive in chicago, even with a pretty clean record.  I can see why though, can't avoid dings and scratches in this city.

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« Reply #11208 on: December 07, 2011, 02:44:04 PM »
Whoever schedules exams at 9 AM or earlier needs to die. Ughhh.

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« Reply #11209 on: December 07, 2011, 03:03:12 PM »
Ya I have a 9 AM final tomorrow.  Fuck that shit.

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« Reply #11210 on: December 07, 2011, 04:58:24 PM »
Seven more days of work. Just seven more days. I can make it.
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« Reply #11211 on: December 07, 2011, 04:59:00 PM »
What happened to the drug poster kid?

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« Reply #11212 on: December 07, 2011, 05:05:24 PM »
Thanks, Don.

The majority of it is actually going to replace the items that were stolen.  Albeit we now get updated versions (laptops, tv, etc).  And they actually paid for the blu rays that were stolen and they gave a fair price.  So now that I'm even pickier about what movies I purchase I essentially got paid MSRP on a bunch of blu rays I didn't really need to own anyways.  Of course factor in the whole stress of the ordeal and lost sense of security and I maybe broke even!


better a robbery than physical injury, I guess.  My folks always bother me about apartment insurance...I just can't see anyone busting into our building, only to go to the 3rd floor and then pick out my apartment in particular.  plus, there are plenty of folks more worth robbing here and my landlord just installed cameras around the entrance and at every elevator.

I kinda feel the same way. My parents give me guff for taking late night walks because it's "dangerous" and "foolish". We don't live in a dangerous neighborhood so I just scoff at it since the chances of getting robbed or assaulted are one in a million but I guess you could attribute this to youthful naivete.
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« Reply #11213 on: December 07, 2011, 05:17:10 PM »
What happened to the drug poster kid?

:lol My wife has been asking about that as well.

Not sure, I haven't been to that high school yet this week. I'm only there Thursday and Friday. I'll make sure to ask tomorrow morning.

Monday: Alternative high school
Tuesday: High school #1
Wednesday: High school #1
Thursday: High school #2
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« Reply #11214 on: December 07, 2011, 09:20:03 PM »
I just realized hayley westenra sung May It Be in the lord of the rings.  I feel dumb for not realizing this sooner.

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« Reply #11215 on: December 08, 2011, 12:16:00 AM »
My new place is haunted. Truly..
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« Reply #11216 on: December 08, 2011, 12:18:43 AM »
My new place is haunted. Truly..

how so
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« Reply #11217 on: December 08, 2011, 12:20:48 AM »
My new place is haunted. Truly..

how so

because i fucking said so asshole don't question me
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« Reply #11218 on: December 08, 2011, 12:33:36 AM »
is a ghost fondling your balls at night
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« Reply #11219 on: December 08, 2011, 12:36:35 AM »
I would if I were a ghost.