Author Topic: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening (Read 4262293 times)

Bacchus7 · « **Reply #11760 on:** January 10, 2012, 08:14:31 PM »

You're just awful, all of you.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #11761 on:** January 10, 2012, 08:17:47 PM »

Give me a cat. Something that isn't an attention whore, is quiet, leaves me alone, and will ensure I have a closed casket funeral by eating my face after I die

Positive Touch · « **Reply #11762 on:** January 10, 2012, 08:25:20 PM »

i think the main problem is that dogs look to others for leadership, and since most people are stupid their dogs are too

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #11763 on:** January 10, 2012, 08:28:11 PM »

i think the main problem is that you emotionally codependent fucks NEED some little slobbering half-rodent wibbling all over you to help you feel like you matter. ACKNOWLEDGE ME! you weep, and the shitty little furball goes OKAY! OKAY! OKAY! NOW ACKNOWLEDGE ME! and you go OKAY! OKAY! OKAY! and the result is some sort of creepy closed-loop transference thing.

dogs ARE like kids. the annoying ones have needy parents. the good ones get put to work when they turn 2.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #11764 on:** January 10, 2012, 08:32:53 PM »

if they breed a cat that doesn't shed or shit, i'd be cool with them. cats are all EH FUCK OFF and i am all YEAH YOU TOO and then the next thing you know i'm petting it and the cats all EH I CAN TAKE OR LEAVE THIS and i'm all SAME but like two bros we keep on stroking

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #11765 on:** January 10, 2012, 08:56:58 PM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on January 10, 2012, 08:28:11 PM

i think the main problem is that you emotionally codependent fucks NEED some little slobbering half-rodent wibbling all over you to help you feel like you matter. ACKNOWLEDGE ME! you weep, and the shitty little furball goes OKAY! OKAY! OKAY! NOW ACKNOWLEDGE ME! and you go OKAY! OKAY! OKAY! and the result is some sort of creepy closed-loop transference thing.

dogs ARE like kids. the annoying ones have needy parents. the good ones get put to work when they turn 2.

co-sign

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #11766 on:** January 10, 2012, 08:58:44 PM »

fuck I just snapped an Outlaw star disk trying to get it out of the fucking case FUCKKKKK

edit: $60 on amazon? FUCKCKKKKCKCKC

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #11767 on:** January 10, 2012, 09:07:33 PM »

Bandai is shutting down production, too. You have no choice.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #11768 on:** January 10, 2012, 09:10:46 PM »

I'm just going to torrent it. I bought it in highschool and have never finished it. What sucks is it is the only thing I really have of interest that I can run to right now.

Himu · « **Reply #11769 on:** January 10, 2012, 09:11:01 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 10, 2012, 08:17:47 PM

Give me a cat. Something that isn't an attention whore, is quiet, leaves me alone, and will ensure I have a closed casket funeral by eating my face after I die

you think a starving dog won't eat you when you're dead? the same animals that evolved from scavengers?

Himu · « **Reply #11770 on:** January 10, 2012, 09:13:16 PM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on January 10, 2012, 08:28:11 PM

i think the main problem is that you emotionally codependent fucks NEED some little slobbering half-rodent wibbling all over you to help you feel like you matter. ACKNOWLEDGE ME! you weep, and the shitty little furball goes OKAY! OKAY! OKAY! NOW ACKNOWLEDGE ME! and you go OKAY! OKAY! OKAY! and the result is some sort of creepy closed-loop transference thing.

dogs ARE like kids. the annoying ones have needy parents. the good ones get put to work when they turn 2.

holy shit

chronovore · « **Reply #11771 on:** January 10, 2012, 11:03:49 PM »

Going to the airport in 2 hours. Nearly finished with my packing. The MAD TETRIS SKILLZ I developed in college have resurfaced while trying to pack small, lovely Japanese boxes into my suitcase.

I had a call from my friend at the airport that my standby status is looking pretty good for today. Here's hoping I don't have to come home and wait two more days for the next chance.

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Hey, where is the "scared shitless" emoticon?

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Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #11772 on:** January 10, 2012, 11:42:59 PM »

AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!

Welcome back, duder.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #11773 on:** January 10, 2012, 11:53:31 PM »

america, land of endless mac & cheese

truly the greatest nation

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #11774 on:** January 11, 2012, 12:01:04 AM »

canada, land of endless kraft dinner

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #11775 on:** January 11, 2012, 12:28:49 AM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on January 10, 2012, 09:11:01 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 10, 2012, 08:17:47 PM
Give me a cat. Something that isn't an attention whore, is quiet, leaves me alone, and will ensure I have a closed casket funeral by eating my face after I die

you think a starving dog won't eat you when you're dead? the same animals that evolved from scavengers?

Dogs didn't evolve from anything because evolution isn't real

thumbs up if you like this post

Diunx · « **Reply #11776 on:** January 11, 2012, 12:30:03 AM »

Dogs >>>>> kids.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #11777 on:** January 11, 2012, 12:34:12 AM »

Diunx, you dumbass, kids did not evolve from dogs.

Himu · « **Reply #11778 on:** January 11, 2012, 12:35:10 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 11, 2012, 12:28:49 AM

Quote from: Stringer Bell on January 10, 2012, 09:11:01 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 10, 2012, 08:17:47 PM
Give me a cat. Something that isn't an attention whore, is quiet, leaves me alone, and will ensure I have a closed casket funeral by eating my face after I die

you think a starving dog won't eat you when you're dead? the same animals that evolved from scavengers?

Dogs didn't evolve from anything because evolution isn't real

thumbs up if you like this post

!!!

Himu · « **Reply #11779 on:** January 11, 2012, 12:35:54 AM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on January 11, 2012, 12:34:12 AM

Diunx, you dumbass, kids did not evolve from dogs.

how much dna % do humans share with canines? can you give us a percentage, mr. scientist?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #11780 on:** January 11, 2012, 12:39:39 AM »

Well, as a scientist, I can only give you a range, and mind you this isn't exactly my field of science, but somewhere between zero and one hundred percent. The later view is supported on the evidence that Ichi's mom is in fact a total dog.

Himu · « **Reply #11781 on:** January 11, 2012, 12:44:25 AM »

according to answer.com

"I have heard several figures, but the most believable I've heard was 75% of our DNA being the same as that of a dog even though they have 78 chromosomes while we have 46. We share 50% of our DNA with bananas, same for fruit flies. 97% of our DNA is shared with Chimps."

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #11782 on:** January 11, 2012, 12:48:45 AM »

correct as usual

ultros · « **Reply #11783 on:** January 11, 2012, 01:19:44 AM »

Hello

Himu · « **Reply #11784 on:** January 11, 2012, 01:32:20 AM »

kagari sucks

Diunx · « **Reply #11785 on:** January 11, 2012, 07:37:43 AM »

Sucks what?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #11786 on:** January 11, 2012, 08:17:52 AM »

Quote from: Diunx on January 11, 2012, 07:37:43 AM

Sucks what?

yo momma's dick

Reb · « **Reply #11787 on:** January 11, 2012, 08:44:38 AM »

My dog is great, doesn't need attention as long as we are within hearing distance.

Mupepe · « **Reply #11788 on:** January 11, 2012, 09:20:59 AM »

Quote from: Rebiak on January 11, 2012, 08:44:38 AM

My dog is great, doesn't need attention as long as we are within hearing distance.

That's how mine are. As long as they are in the same general area they are fine. Even if they are in the yard and we are in the house they don't give a shit. They know that when we don't feel like playing the other dog probably does so it's not a big deal to them.

Reb · « **Reply #11789 on:** January 11, 2012, 10:15:14 AM »

We walk the dog 4 times a day, so she gets enough play time outside.
Inside the house she always seeks out a spot just out of sight.

Mupepe · « **Reply #11790 on:** January 11, 2012, 10:38:31 AM »

We walk ours twice a day and then I generally play fetch with them both at the same time inside. So they're pretty exhausted by the time they go to bed. But they like to hang out in the back yard. They have a spot in the yard where they like to sniff it, dig their nose into it and then guard it. I don't know what's in there. Don't really want to know either. It's probably a body. But they have to spend at least an hour outside guarding it. If not they whine at the door until I let them.

Broseidon · « **Reply #11791 on:** January 11, 2012, 10:47:14 AM »

I wish I had a dog

Mupepe · « **Reply #11792 on:** January 11, 2012, 12:57:58 PM »

Congrats, Green Man

Robo · « **Reply #11793 on:** January 11, 2012, 12:59:51 PM »

Congrats on the tetanus!

chronovore · « **Reply #11794 on:** January 11, 2012, 06:14:16 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on January 10, 2012, 11:42:59 PM

AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!

Welcome back, duder.

Quote from: Positive Touch on January 10, 2012, 11:53:31 PM

america, land of endless mac & cheese

truly the greatest nation

Mac 'n' Cheese, fuck yeah!

I made it on the flight, enjoyed business class seats which lay entirely flat (United), so was able to sleep for about 3 or 4 hours!

Already had my first moment of culture shock; I went to Starbucks to grab a yogurt and use the free wifi for mail. Two women were sitting next to each other at the cushioned chairs table, having conversations, but not with each other. One was on a cell phone, and was loud. The other was staring at a laptop, having a video chat. So it looked like they were both talking over each other, when in fact they were not even interacting with anyone who was present.

Starbucks baked goods in Japan suuuuuuck. I had a Morning Bun along with the yogurt. St. Cormacaroni predicted Waste-ocalypse has begun, as predicted.

Himu · « **Reply #11795 on:** January 11, 2012, 06:15:53 PM »

Glad you made it bud. How long you been away?

Diunx · « **Reply #11796 on:** January 11, 2012, 07:40:46 PM »

You gringos work on MLK's day?

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #11797 on:** January 11, 2012, 10:29:33 PM »

Welcome back home! Go to the grocery store and get yerself a 6-pack of craft beer. It will be probably be cheaper than a single bottle did back in the Honz.

Quote from: Diunx on January 11, 2012, 07:40:46 PM

You gringos work on MLK's day?

Nope. Three-day weekend for me.

demi · « **Reply #11798 on:** January 11, 2012, 11:22:35 PM »

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhit3arBCl892piG9G

Diunx RIP #dead

chronovore · « **Reply #11799 on:** January 12, 2012, 01:41:43 AM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on January 11, 2012, 06:15:53 PM

Glad you made it bud. How long you been away?

I have been in Japan since 2001. I make it back to the USA at least once a year, but this will be my longest stay in over a decade. Plus, I'm trying to convert it to a permanent move back.

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on January 11, 2012, 10:29:33 PM

Welcome back home! Go to the grocery store and get yerself a 6-pack of craft beer. It will be probably be cheaper than a single bottle did back in the Honz..

Had some lovely wine tonight, but craft beer is on the horizon for tomorrow. My sis and bro-in-law are the ones who introduced me to Pliny! They are well stocked.

T234 · « **Reply #11800 on:** January 12, 2012, 02:22:09 AM »

One other thing to remember, weed is legal on the west coast. Hell, you can even buy it in stores. They call them dispensaries.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #11801 on:** January 12, 2012, 10:50:31 AM »

I've had two econ classes so far and slept though them both. 8:30 classes

Himu · « **Reply #11802 on:** January 12, 2012, 10:53:35 AM »

Quote from: Diunx on January 11, 2012, 07:40:46 PM

You gringos work on MLK's day?

For the most part, yes.

Diunx · « **Reply #11803 on:** January 12, 2012, 11:12:27 AM »

Quote from: demi on January 11, 2012, 11:22:35 PM

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhit3arBCl892piG9G

Diunx RIP #dead

I would like to state that this video does represent most of the Dominican people :'(

chronovore · « **Reply #11804 on:** January 12, 2012, 11:46:50 AM »

Quote from: Diunx on January 12, 2012, 11:12:27 AM

Quote from: demi on January 11, 2012, 11:22:35 PM
http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhit3arBCl892piG9G

Diunx RIP #dead

I would like to state that this video does represent most of the Dominican people :'(

Your sister's kind of hot, Diunx.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #11805 on:** January 12, 2012, 12:49:42 PM »

Quote from: Diunx on January 11, 2012, 07:40:46 PM

You gringos work on MLK's day?

My dad and a couple of his friends provide free dentistry every MLK

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #11806 on:** January 12, 2012, 12:55:55 PM »

Am I the only one hyped for the new Van Halen album? First one with David Lee Roth in my lifetime (I was born in 1985).

Diunx · « **Reply #11807 on:** January 12, 2012, 01:11:37 PM »

The single is total crap.

Robo · « **Reply #11808 on:** January 12, 2012, 01:15:58 PM »

I was invited to go to one of their shows this year. I would rather swallow thumbtacks.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #11809 on:** January 12, 2012, 01:18:08 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 12, 2012, 12:49:42 PM

Quote from: Diunx on January 11, 2012, 07:40:46 PM
You gringos work on MLK's day?

My dad and a couple of his friends provide free dentistry every MLK

That's awesome. I wish I could shake his hand.

lennedsay · « **Reply #11810 on:** January 12, 2012, 01:18:57 PM »

I cannot convey how happy I am right now. It's snowy and disgusting out, they haven't plowed the streets, and I just found out the Chinese buffet by my work delivers.

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #11811 on:** January 12, 2012, 01:48:00 PM »

Quote from: Diunx on January 12, 2012, 01:11:37 PM

The single is total crap.

I'm just glad that there's new Van Halen songs coming out.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #11812 on:** January 12, 2012, 02:08:19 PM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on January 12, 2012, 01:18:08 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 12, 2012, 12:49:42 PM
Quote from: Diunx on January 11, 2012, 07:40:46 PM
You gringos work on MLK's day?

My dad and a couple of his friends provide free dentistry every MLK

That's awesome. I wish I could shake his hand.

http://blog.mlive.com/annarbornews/2008/01/dentist_honors_mlk_day_with_fr.html

Positive Touch · « **Reply #11813 on:** January 12, 2012, 02:27:22 PM »

Quote from: lennedsay on January 12, 2012, 01:18:57 PM

I cannot convey how happy I am right now. It's snowy and disgusting out, they haven't plowed the streets, and I just found out the Chinese buffet by my work delivers.

i called in to work and have been sitting around playing games all day. people keep calling to hang out but fuck i really want to stay in and be unshowered today.

lennedsay · « **Reply #11814 on:** January 12, 2012, 02:32:34 PM »

Quote from: Positive Touch on January 12, 2012, 02:27:22 PM

Quote from: lennedsay on January 12, 2012, 01:18:57 PM
I cannot convey how happy I am right now. It's snowy and disgusting out, they haven't plowed the streets, and I just found out the Chinese buffet by my work delivers.

i called in to work and have been sitting around playing games all day. people keep calling to hang out but fuck i really want to stay in and be unshowered today.

Fuck, stay in. I thought I was doing good, woke up an hour early, left when there's usually no traffic, and it still took me over an hour to get to work. It took most people at least an hour and a half to 3 hours.

ST LOUIS ISN'T THAT BIG. It shouldn't take 3 hours to get anywhere in the metro area.

Can't wait for that evening commute!!

Steve Youngblood · « **Reply #11815 on:** January 12, 2012, 02:55:33 PM »

Quote from: lennedsay on January 12, 2012, 02:32:34 PM

Fuck, stay in. I thought I was doing good, woke up an hour early, left when there's usually no traffic, and it still took me over an hour to get to work. It took most people at least an hour and a half to 3 hours.

ST LOUIS ISN'T THAT BIG. It shouldn't take 3 hours to get anywhere in the metro area.

Can't wait for that evening commute!!

I've been seeing the horror stories on the Facebook feed, but my commute was pretty smooth. Mind you, I don't have to drive through St. Louis City proper, as I take the JB Bridge over to South County. But yeah, my usual 30 minute commute was an unbearable 35 minute commute.

Mupepe · « **Reply #11816 on:** January 12, 2012, 03:33:46 PM »

Quote from: Spencer on January 12, 2012, 01:19:11 PM

I tell ya, I love my wife but sometimes she can't handle a stressful situation. Just had to leave work because her car was over heating because it needed antifreeze. I keep some in the car -- but she was too scared to pull the radiator cap I guess I really don't blame her though, how many times do you see people get burnt or hit in the face with the cap on tv? I'm just glad that's all that was wrong and the hoses looked fine and everything.

My wife's car has an issue with overheating so every few weeks I have to put in water (refilling it with antifreeze over and over again is a waste of money. I've tried it grrr). She can't open up the radiator cap on her own and so far she's had coworkers, her brother, her uncle and her dad try to open it and none of them seem to be able to. WTF? She says they all try but can't. So I always end up having to leave work to do it for her. Now either it's an excuse to see me, a way to make me feel more manly (god bless her) or everyone she knows are all bitches or I'm just that fucking awesome (I'm going to go with this one).

Positive Touch · « **Reply #11817 on:** January 12, 2012, 04:07:48 PM »

Quote from: Steve Youngblood on January 12, 2012, 02:55:33 PM

I've been seeing the horror stories on the Facebook feed, but my commute was pretty smooth. Mind you, I don't have to drive through St. Louis City proper, as I take the JB Bridge over to South County. But yeah, my usual 30 minute commute was an unbearable 35 minute commute.

OMG ANOTHER STLBORIAN

midwest represent

Diunx · « **Reply #11818 on:** January 12, 2012, 05:10:39 PM »

This morning I went to pick up some packages at my courier and on my way home this woman a pickup truck stop and ask for directions I gave them to her and then she ask me if I wanted a ride and I politely turned it down.

What do you guys think was she being a good samaritan or did I turned down a good old back of a pickup truck rape?

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #11819 on:** January 12, 2012, 06:34:54 PM »

Quote from: ferrarimanf355 on January 12, 2012, 12:55:55 PM

Am I the only one hyped for the new Van Halen album? First one with David Lee Roth in my lifetime (I was born in 1985).

I have quite a few songs of theirs on my iPhone but their single leaves me completely cold.

It's better than shit like She and Him and Muse but like Lil Wayne wrt mainstream rap these days, the bar is so low that shit is shit is shit, regardless of what else is out there.

In other words, no I am not hyped.

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