Author Topic: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening (Read 4263889 times)

demi · « **Reply #11820 on:** January 12, 2012, 06:55:15 PM »

Quote from: Diunx on January 12, 2012, 05:10:39 PM

This morning I went to pick up some packages at my courier and on my way home this woman a pickup truck stop and ask for directions I gave them to her and then she ask me if I wanted a ride and I politely turned it down.

What do you guys think was she being a good samaritan or did I turned down a good old back of a pickup truck rape?

Was it just her? Shoulda went for it dode. Some nice sex from an experienced woman would do you good.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #11821 on:** January 12, 2012, 08:07:35 PM »

Nicolas Cage looks like Bebpo in this GIF

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #11822 on:** January 12, 2012, 08:17:33 PM »

ya having a kingdom hearts induced orgasm.

Groogrux · « **Reply #11823 on:** January 12, 2012, 11:11:13 PM »

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #11824 on:** January 12, 2012, 11:56:33 PM »

Uncle is sending me a tower with a i3 processor, 6GB RAM and 1TB HDD he doesn't use (Apple convert). During Thanksgiving he must have felt pity for me when I talked about how shitty my PC is. This is an upgrade from a 1.8Ghz AMD single core CPU (bough 7 years ago) with 1.5GB RAM. Photo editing is gonna be sooo much easier. FREE SHIT!

The RAM upgrade alone is a fucking godsend. Every time I open up CS5 it feels like I gotta get all Sophie's Choice on which apps I've got open. When I have two editors open, CS5 chews up so much RAM that the other editor tells me its run out of memory. Photo editing in the ghetto.

Diunx · « **Reply #11825 on:** January 13, 2012, 12:30:56 AM »

Quote from: demi on January 12, 2012, 06:55:15 PM

Quote from: Diunx on January 12, 2012, 05:10:39 PM
This morning I went to pick up some packages at my courier and on my way home this woman a pickup truck stop and ask for directions I gave them to her and then she ask me if I wanted a ride and I politely turned it down.

What do you guys think was she being a good samaritan or did I turned down a good old back of a pickup truck rape?

Was it just her? Shoulda went for it dode. Some nice sex from an experienced woman would do you good.

But she was really ugly!

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should have gotten in now I'm gonna have to get rid of this boner by myself

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chronovore · « **Reply #11826 on:** January 13, 2012, 03:12:10 AM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on January 12, 2012, 08:17:33 PM

ya having a kingdom hearts induced orgasm.

Robo · « **Reply #11827 on:** January 13, 2012, 03:29:22 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 12, 2012, 08:07:35 PM

Nicolas Cage looks like Bebpo in this GIF

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chronovore · « **Reply #11828 on:** January 13, 2012, 03:33:12 AM »

Jet lag. Jesus. It's midnight but NOW my body thinks it's dinner time.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #11829 on:** January 13, 2012, 03:48:47 AM »

Quote from: chronovore on January 13, 2012, 03:33:12 AM

Jet lag. Jesus. It's midnight but NOW my body thinks it's dinner time.

Operation: Fat Bastard has begun. I expect this to continue unabated for the next several decades.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #11830 on:** January 13, 2012, 08:23:39 AM »

Quote from: chronovore on January 13, 2012, 03:33:12 AM

Jet lag. Jesus. It's midnight but NOW my body thinks it's dinner time.

your choices are jack in the box or taco bell. pick wisely

Mupepe · « **Reply #11831 on:** January 13, 2012, 12:30:38 PM »

I just checked my comcast email for the first time ever today. I realized I've gotten tons of copyright infringement notices from them. Wow. Maybe I should stop torrenting.

Diunx · « **Reply #11832 on:** January 13, 2012, 01:13:51 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on January 13, 2012, 12:30:38 PM

I just checked my comcast email for the first time ever today. I realized I've gotten tons of copyright infringement notices from them. Wow. Maybe I should stop torrenting.

Meh they won't do shit.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #11833 on:** January 13, 2012, 01:28:51 PM »

Mupepe start using proxies comcast is notorious for those damn emails. I downloaded some legal torrents and was told I was infringing on copyright. Well if the copyright holder is offering their content via legitmate torrents what the fuck do you do? Now I only use proxies for torrents, irc, and newsgroups.

Mupepe · « **Reply #11834 on:** January 13, 2012, 01:36:37 PM »

I'll probably do that. Better to be safe than sorry. Or I'll just stop altogether since I don't really torrent that much anymore anyways. Funny enough I went through the list of notices and every single item I was caught for I ended up purchasing legally in one way or another.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #11835 on:** January 13, 2012, 01:41:25 PM »

Especially with sopa on the horizon. I too usually end up buying what I download unless its tv stuff which I miss all the time cause of crappy dvr's from comcast. But if its premium channels (hbo, showtime, cinemax, starz) you're looking at most of those torrents being "infected" within minutes of them going up.

drew · « **Reply #11836 on:** January 13, 2012, 02:27:38 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on January 13, 2012, 12:30:38 PM

I just checked my comcast email for the first time ever today. I realized I've gotten tons of copyright infringement notices from them. Wow. Maybe I should start using peergaurdian 2

fixed

rodi · « **Reply #11837 on:** January 13, 2012, 05:47:25 PM »

I'm shoved into a closet of a room with one other chick, and every other week she's got some random dude lying in bed with her. I swear, she asks each and every one of them to watch either "The Notebook" or "Dear John" with her, because they're "good movies". I feel bad for the guys, but at the same time I don't. If I were them, I'd go somewhere else for some pussy. She's a zoo under there.

Eleven days... eleven days... eleven days...

brob · « **Reply #11838 on:** January 13, 2012, 05:59:17 PM »

Amanda Seyfried

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #11839 on:** January 13, 2012, 06:21:22 PM »

Quote from: rodi on January 13, 2012, 05:47:25 PM

I'm shoved into a closet of a room with one other chick, and every other week she's got some random dude lying in bed with her. I swear, she asks each and every one of them to watch either "The Notebook" or "Dear John" with her, because they're "good movies". I feel bad for the guys, but at the same time I don't. If I were them, I'd go somewhere else for some pussy. She's a zoo under there.

Eleven days... eleven days... eleven days...

u jelly

rodi · « **Reply #11840 on:** January 13, 2012, 06:27:21 PM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #11841 on:** January 13, 2012, 06:28:26 PM »

she jelly

rodi · « **Reply #11842 on:** January 13, 2012, 06:31:17 PM »

Oh god. They think I still have headphones in, but I took them out before I was planning on shutting my laptop off... I think she whispered to him, asking if he'd like her to suck his cock.

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But he kept on snoring.

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Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #11843 on:** January 13, 2012, 06:38:15 PM »

Is she in the army?

demi · « **Reply #11844 on:** January 13, 2012, 07:13:58 PM »

Rodi would you suck my cock?

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #11845 on:** January 13, 2012, 08:00:28 PM »

Adventure of Rodi

etiolate · « **Reply #11846 on:** January 13, 2012, 11:48:50 PM »

The Notebook? You should send her your brother's way.

rodi · « **Reply #11847 on:** January 14, 2012, 09:56:20 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 13, 2012, 06:38:15 PM

Is she in the army?

Unfortunately, yes.

Quote from: demi on January 13, 2012, 07:13:58 PM

Rodi would you suck my cock?

$:-\$

Quote from: etiolate on January 13, 2012, 11:48:50 PM

The Notebook? You should send her your brother's way.

wat, srsly?

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #11848 on:** January 14, 2012, 12:54:56 PM »

I don't understand this vita coco water bullshit!

Since Starbucks wasn't open today I had to find my kick else where. My coworker suggest I just go to work cause he's got something that's got twice the kick of my coffee.

I get in the office and he's got a whole damn case of this Rockstar Coconut Water. I'm looking at the back and thinking ok 160mg of coffee thats not so bad. I take one sip and spit that shit out. Its nasty as fuck be warned.

Now I'm all groggy and hungover from last nights extra curricular activities. Its times like these I wish I had a stock of Monster refresh.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #11849 on:** January 14, 2012, 02:38:42 PM »

just got the new samsung galaxy nexus

it's pretty coool.

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #11850 on:** January 15, 2012, 04:55:36 AM »

Quote from: rodi on January 14, 2012, 09:56:20 AM

Quote from: etiolate on January 13, 2012, 11:48:50 PM
The Notebook? You should send her your brother's way.

wat, srsly?

He's alone upstairs right now watching 500 Days of Summer.

Diunx · « **Reply #11851 on:** January 15, 2012, 11:09:48 AM »

Oh shit! I didn't know the new volume of league of extraordinary gentlemen was out!

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #11852 on:** January 15, 2012, 07:45:00 PM »

I'm typing this on my iPhone 4S. It's a pain...

Himu · « **Reply #11853 on:** January 15, 2012, 08:15:10 PM »

It's easy to type on iphone

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #11854 on:** January 15, 2012, 08:42:19 PM »

i saw the new iPhone at the verizon store yesterday. fuckin' thing looks like a child's phone. the screen is too damn small.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #11855 on:** January 16, 2012, 07:06:25 AM »

will redo that shot with the iPad when my iCade gets here

Eric P · « **Reply #11856 on:** January 16, 2012, 07:30:48 AM »

goddammit. getting sick.

i thought paleo was supposed to make my immune system superhuman!

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #11857 on:** January 16, 2012, 07:33:04 AM »

just take note of how fast you recover relative to those around you

Eric P · « **Reply #11858 on:** January 16, 2012, 07:40:18 AM »

That happened in the fall with my annual sinus shut down. Normally I'm knocked out for a week, yet this time I noticed i was getting sick, got sick the next day and had recovered the following day. It was pretty grand.

My girlfriend has been sick since Thursday and is still sick this morning.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #11859 on:** January 16, 2012, 09:10:34 AM »

It's amazing how many points you can win in a relationship but pointing out little things like that

chronovore · « **Reply #11860 on:** January 16, 2012, 12:22:52 PM »

Quote from: Cormacaroni on January 16, 2012, 09:10:34 AM

It's amazing how many points you can win in a relationship but pointing out little things like that

I leave for the USA, I'm here less than a week; my wife wrote to tell me she was knocked out of action by an allergic reaction to something, went into mild shock; she couldn't call her mother for help, because her mom had also been taken out by some mysterious illness. I feel like it's all a plot to make me run back to Japan or something. $:-\$

etiolate · « **Reply #11861 on:** January 16, 2012, 05:24:05 PM »

Just realized that all the doctor's offices I'm calling are likely closed for MLK day. doh

The Sceneman · « **Reply #11862 on:** January 16, 2012, 07:45:52 PM »

I finally nutted up and went to an AA meeting yesterday.

It was interesting, but I'm not sure if it was for me. I'll try going to a couple more, but I think what I actually need is counselling.

Still, I'm glad I took the plunge.

Himu · « **Reply #11863 on:** January 16, 2012, 08:09:27 PM »

I'm getting sick. My mom was sick over the weekend, and welp.

Himu · « **Reply #11864 on:** January 16, 2012, 08:41:45 PM »

I feel so much better after taking a dump.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #11865 on:** January 16, 2012, 08:47:50 PM »

My iPhone 4S is completely fried after three months of owning it. It won't charge (either USB charger or car charger), it rarely connects a call I dial (I often have to dial 2-3 times), and the headphone jack is going out.

Which is pathetic considering how I took great care of it while I treated my Motorola RAZR like shit but held up for five years like a champ.

I got the extended warranty with it so lets hope some shit happens. I'm not shelling out $849 for a new phone. This is bullshit that it fell apart so quickly in the first place.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #11866 on:** January 16, 2012, 08:53:19 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on January 16, 2012, 08:41:45 PM

I feel so much better after taking a dump.

Twitter informs me about people's eating habits; thebore informs me about their pooping habits.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #11867 on:** January 16, 2012, 10:00:23 PM »

TheBore: "We poop all over Twitter."

Inspector Thatcher · « **Reply #11868 on:** January 16, 2012, 10:00:25 PM »

Quote from: Flannel Boy on January 16, 2012, 08:53:19 PM

Twitter informs me about people's eating habits; thebore informs me about their pooping habits.

The internet: bringing you full-circle on overshare since 1969.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #11869 on:** January 16, 2012, 11:17:55 PM »

I just watched Sherlock so I can only conclude that you beat off in your sleep. Boring. I need a real case, John.

T234 · « **Reply #11870 on:** January 16, 2012, 11:26:52 PM »

Quote from: The Sceneman on January 16, 2012, 07:45:52 PM

I finally nutted up and went to an AA meeting yesterday.

It was interesting, but I'm not sure if it was for me. I'll try going to a couple more, but I think what I actually need is counselling.

Still, I'm glad I took the plunge.

Good for you, brother.

Do what I did, switch to weed. If you're doing it right, it's verry cheap!

chronovore · « **Reply #11871 on:** January 17, 2012, 10:58:41 AM »

Quote from: The Sceneman on January 16, 2012, 07:45:52 PM

I finally nutted up and went to an AA meeting yesterday.

It was interesting, but I'm not sure if it was for me. I'll try going to a couple more, but I think what I actually need is counselling.

Still, I'm glad I took the plunge.

Congratulations, scenester. If you can go to counseling, great. In the meantime, since you've crossed the initial hurdle, you might try going to a couple more meetings, just to try it on as a ritual.

edit: ritual de lo habitual

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Mupepe · « **Reply #11872 on:** January 17, 2012, 11:39:00 AM »

Yeah the AA thing is not for everybody but it's a huge step and it won't hurt to try a few more sessions. Good job on actually making the step though. Most people never do.

chronovore · « **Reply #11873 on:** January 17, 2012, 03:43:12 PM »

That is a great cake! Just be aware that Big Show may end up power-slamming any opposition THROUGH THE MAT ITSELF!

chronovore · « **Reply #11874 on:** January 17, 2012, 04:06:37 PM »

Had a pretty good catch-up phone call with one company, and immediately had another opportunity pop up. I haven't even talked to half the friends who are also telling me there're opportunities at their company. Nothing solid anywhere yet, but it feels good to be active. This job-search morning was busier than any day of my final weeks at the last job.

Now I'm just about to go take off for Novato for an overnight. You guys behave yourselves.

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...and if you can't behave yourselves, just don't get caught.

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Robo · « **Reply #11875 on:** January 17, 2012, 04:15:31 PM »

I would've fucking loved a cake like that when I was 11. You are an awesome brother.

pickle · « **Reply #11876 on:** January 17, 2012, 05:49:20 PM »

So I yawned this morning, and my entire body seized up and I buckled into a wall. Am I going to die?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #11877 on:** January 17, 2012, 06:06:57 PM »

You probably just had a seizure.

Pringo · « **Reply #11878 on:** January 17, 2012, 06:19:41 PM »

I woke up this morning and it was -34 degrees C out (-30-ish F) accounting for wind chill. Apparently tomorrow it could hit below -40 C (which I just remembered happens to be the point where C = F). I think tomorrow sounds like a good day to not get out of bed.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #11879 on:** January 17, 2012, 06:25:31 PM »

this was me this morning

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Author Topic: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening (Read 4263889 times)