The wife and I stopped by the Cheesecake Factory tonight to get some cake to go. Was insanely crowded, as expected. We get to the counter and are next in line when some girl walks over in front of everyone and says "Oh, I'm not cutting in line...I just want to look at the calorie chart." The people in front of us get their stuff and leave, then her boyfriend just rushes up to the counter and starts ordering. I let out a loud "what the FUCK!?" that apparently everyone heard except for the couple and my wife. She's all pissed and wants to go, but I just tell her to calm down. The woman behind the counter is watching this, but says nothing and takes their order. I tap the girl on the shoulder and say "thanks for cutting in front of us!" She doesn't apologize and just goes "oh, didn't see you there," even though she had just walked in front of us earlier. Both of them look freaked out and they wait as far away from the counter as possible for their order.

I ignored them at this point but my wife said they kept staring at me with this shocked look on their faces. It's weird since all I do all day is deal with people who make you want to bash your head against the wall, but I always keep my cool. Yet I lost it ordering some fucking cake.

Also overheard some woman talking, saying "who goes to Applebee's on Valentine's Day!? That's like something a teenager would do!" Yeah lady, 'cause The fuckin'
Cheesecake Factory is a classy joint that the bourgeoisie cannot afford and dare not enter.