Random talk thread: It just keeps happening

[Robo]

I've smoked at a rate of about a pack every two to three months for the last five years.  Should probably stop altogether, but it's a low priority.

[FatalT]

Goddammit.

Is bad that I might have to resort to using my "Official" South Carolina thread on GAF to meet up with people in my area because no one that I know from my uni wants to hang out with me or are too busy to hang out with me? 

I mean, goddamn. When did I become so unpopular? Where did I go wrong?

No need for that. Come hang out with me in Fort Mill / Rock Hill. Call or text me at (803) 517-6919 if you're sincere.

[Atramental]

How does Friday 14th sound? I don't have a lot going on then.

[FatalT]

That works, I'm off work that day.

[Atramental]

Neat. I get done with class at 1:50 pm and my university is in Spartanburg so relatively speaking it won't be too far of a drive for me.

Just PM me your address and I'll see you next Friday. 

edit: And I will of course call to give you a heads up when I'm heading over.

[fistfulofmetal]

i got this itch feeling on the left side of my face, around the jaw area below my ear. but it's not on my skin. it feels like it's under the skin. when i go to scratch, there isnt the relieving feeling you get from scratching an itch. it's driving me mad.

[pickle]

i got this itch feeling on the left side of my face, around the jaw area below my ear. but it's not on my skin. it feels like it's under the skin. when i go to scratch, there isnt the relieving feeling you get from scratching an itch. it's driving me mad.

Cancer.

[Flannel Boy]

Stop me if you heard this before: law school sucks.

[Flannel Boy]

At least I'm living in a better part of Winnipeg this time (Osborne Village). Oscar knows what I'm talking about.

[Lan]

i got this itch feeling on the left side of my face, around the jaw area below my ear. but it's not on my skin. it feels like it's under the skin. when i go to scratch, there isnt the relieving feeling you get from scratching an itch. it's driving me mad.

Sounds like a STD, Crabs of the jaw.

Reframe from jaw sex until treated.

[Groogrux]

Directv being installed today!

Especially after reading this:
http://www.geekosystem.com/bittorrent-pirates-monitored/

[Madrun Badrun]

I thought you dropped out Malek?  It's good your still there.

[Phoenix Dark]

It can't be a coincidence that Cajole had a breakdown on twitter mere hours before Malek's return to The Bore

[Flannel Boy]

I thought you dropped out Malek?  It's good your still there.

I did drop out nearly two years ago in the middle of my third and final year. I'm back.  :'(

[Barry Egan]

Malek Hittin Dem Books  

[Flannel Boy]

Well, I sure ain't hittin on dem women.

[Flannel Boy]

PS: found a replacement for Flannel Girl

[Madrun Badrun]

I thought you dropped out Malek?  It's good your still there.

I did drop out nearly two years ago in the middle of my third and final year. I'm back.  :'(

Good for you.

[Barry Egan]

PS: found a replacement for Flannel Girl

Looking forward to hearing about all the conversations you'll prevent yourself from having with her

[Boogie]

Yay, malek's still alive!

[Flannel Boy]

PS: found a replacement for Flannel Girl

Looking forward to hearing about all the conversations you'll prevent yourself from having with her

I can't even have imaginary conversations with her--she's at least one standard deviation better looking than Flannel Girl.

Yay, malek's still alive!

I was like 20 km away from you for the last nine months.  :'(

[Flannel Boy]

Great, now I have to go to a seminar class--and I didn't read any of the material for today.

God, I've been here so long. First, material was on the "Jump" system, then it moved to the "Angel" system, and now it's on something called a"Desire2Learn" system. I demand physical copies of this shit. I'm old.

[Flannel Boy]

I can't believe I'm taking a philanthropy class.

Maybe one of the female students will be interested in volunteer work.

[Madrun Badrun]

[Beezy]

It can't be a coincidence that Cajole had a breakdown on twitter mere hours before Malek's return to The Bore

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[Boogie]

I was like 20 km away from you for the last nine months.  :'(

Booo, we could have gone drinking 'n watched hockey 'n shit!   

[lennedsay]

It can't be a coincidence that Cajole had a breakdown on twitter mere hours before Malek's return to The Bore

Gossip time!! What happened?!

[CajoleJuice]

It can't be a coincidence that Cajole had a breakdown on twitter mere hours before Malek's return to The Bore

Gossip time!! What happened?!

yes, let's gossip about me being drunk and tweeting about wanting to die

that's literally it

and i'm not surprised this girl is more attractive than flannel girl. she wasn't that hard to top.

[Barry Egan]

hey wait.  there were pics of flannel girl that went around?  this is bullshit!

[CajoleJuice]

cajole exclusive

i get those a lot

[Phoenix Dark]

Actually I saw them as well. Malek is the EA of twitter

[Boogie]

cajole exclusive

i get those a lot

To be fair, you also give some pretty good exclusives occasionally. 

[brawndolicious]

Just moved into a new place and spent a few hours cleaning and scrubbing, now I can finally walk barefoot and sit on the toilet seat.

feelsgoodman

[Flannel Boy]

and i'm not surprised this girl is more attractive than flannel girl. she wasn't that hard to top.

Her two best assets were not on display.

[chronovore]

and i'm not surprised this girl is more attractive than flannel girl. she wasn't that hard to top.

Her two best assets were not on display.

Is she as hot as Starbucks Barrista Girl?

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[Madrun Badrun]

Just had a panic inducing screw up moment at work.  Algorithm which I used in finding what should be my final results was broke.  Panic because I have already told boss the results and they were good.  Don't want to have to take them back now.  Then I realized the the break still makes sense theoretical sense, even though it wasn't what I originally intended.  Feel better now.

[Flannel Boy]

Her?

[Joe Molotov]

and i'm not surprised this girl is more attractive than flannel girl. she wasn't that hard to top.

Her two best assets were not on display.

If you were in the vicinity, that goes without saying.

[Diunx]

This heat is making me clinically insane.

[Verdigris Murder]

Let my love tentacles explore your sugar-grotto gurl.

[Joe Molotov]

and i'm not surprised this girl is more attractive than flannel girl. she wasn't that hard to top.

Her two best assets were not on display.

If you were in the vicinity, that goes without saying.

Sorry, that was mean.

[pickle]

I really wish I could figure out my sexuality. I don't think I could ever have romantic feelings for a guy, but... at the same time there are guys I'd be down to fuck with, or at the very least be in a FMM threesome with. So maybe it's purely a physical thing? Does that happen?

I just tell girls I'm Bi. It usually turns them on, so that's cool I guess. 

[Flannel Boy]

Sorry, that was mean.

Very tame by this forum's standards.

I really wish I could figure out my sexuality. I don't think I could ever have romantic feelings for a guy, but... at the same time there are guys I'd be down to fuck with, or at the very least be in a FMM threesome with.

Father Mike-Malek threesome?

[Joe Molotov]

I really wish I could figure out my sexuality. I don't think I could ever have romantic feelings for a guy, but... at the same time there are guys I'd be down to fuck with, or at the very least be in a FMM threesome with. So maybe it's purely a physical thing? Does that happen?

I just tell girls I'm Bi. It usually turns them on, so that's cool I guess. 

I've consulted leading GAFologists, and I'd have to say Bisexual Male Lesbian.

[bork]

Taking off all next week! 

But have nothing to do and everyone is working!  Kinda good and bad.

[fistfulofmetal]

perfect to sit around and play dark souls all day. like i did.

or try going to the zoo!

[demi]

with your mom

[Positive Touch]

wife is out of town all week.  i predict that i will accomplish absolutely nothing

[Flannel Boy]

wife is out of town all week.  i predict that i will accomplish absolutely nothing

What are you talking about? You got your wife to leave for an entire week.

[Himu]

I really wish I could figure out my sexuality. I don't think I could ever have romantic feelings for a guy, but... at the same time there are guys I'd be down to fuck with, or at the very least be in a FMM threesome with. So maybe it's purely a physical thing? Does that happen?

I just tell girls I'm Bi. It usually turns them on, so that's cool I guess. 

Hi.

I feel the same way. Let's hook up.

Warning though, the only thing I find attractive about men are penises, not their faces. Weird, huh?

[Phoenix Dark]

I really wish I could figure out my sexuality. I don't think I could ever have romantic feelings for a guy, but... at the same time there are guys I'd be down to fuck with, or at the very least be in a FMM threesome with. So maybe it's purely a physical thing? Does that happen?

I just tell girls I'm Bi. It usually turns them on, so that's cool I guess. 

do you like transsexuals? no homo

[recursivelyenumerable]

Hi.

I feel the same way. Let's hook up.

Warning though, the only thing I find attractive about men are penises, not their faces. Weird, huh?

But, PARADOX: what if a man had a penis growing out of his face instead of a nose? Attractive, not, or both simultaneously in quantum entanglement?

[brawndolicious]

Hi.
I feel the same way. Let's hook up.
Warning though, the only thing I find attractive about men are penises, not their faces. Weird, huh?

But, PARADOX: what if a man had a penis growing out of his face instead of a nose? Attractive, not, or both simultaneously in quantum entanglement?

A pretty face vs. an ugly penis?

The solution seems simple.

[Madrun Badrun]

got offical GRE score; 161, 86%tile in Verbal reasoning , 160, 81%tile in quant,  and 4.0, 49%tile in writing , they must have killed me on my spelling.

[Beezy]

I'm gonna take the GMAT sometime in the next month. Writing 2 essays in an hour is the only part that worries me.

[Madrun Badrun]

so true

[Barry Egan]

 :'(

[demi]

That's not anxiety. That's you being a big pussy and anxiety is your fall-back response. Like asperger's.

[Madrun Badrun]

I can't be a pussy, Demi, for I have never touched one yet have clearly touched myself. 

[Lan]

This is a honest question, no trolling.

Himoru are you bi?