Random talk thread: It just keeps happening

[bud]

i would kiss one of my cousins goodnight when i was, like, 4. and now i'm 24.

is this extra creepy

[Mupepe]

No.  Tell me what you want to do to them now.

[Phoenix Dark]

http://www.the-coli.com/2035544-post22.html

http://www.the-coli.com/2036381-post32.html

[bud]

"if you a grow *** man doing that though "

goddammit

No.  Tell me what you want to do to them now.

one of them has the most beautiful eyes i've seen--it's like this incredible mixture of browns and greens.
but both of them are so beautiful. great bodies, too.

my mom can never know about this, mupepe. they're her brother's daughters.

[Mupepe]

goddamn incest stories are hot.

You're lucky, bud.  I never had a hot cousin.  So I have fantasize what it would be like to fantasize about my hot cousin from my fantasy.  Bullshit for someone with an incest fetish. 

P.S.  Try to hit it.

[Phoenix Dark]

one of my cousins used to be hot. She's about 6-7 years older than me now and fat, but back when I was a teen she looked like Trina

[Phoenix Dark]

One of my cousins is hot, but too tall for me

that's the only thing holding you back huh

[BlueTsunami]

one of my cousins used to be hot. She's about 6-7 years older than me now and fat, but back when I was a teen she looked like Trina

I have a cousin like this and can't understand what happened. They're like two completely different people.

big tits are incredibly overrated.

discuss.

I have to say I agree with this. They def make you rubber neck but when it comes down to it a nice balanced body and pretty face is timeless.

[bud]

one of my cousins used to be hot. She's about 6-7 years older than me now and fat, but back when I was a teen she looked like Trina

i have an aunt like this. she was really pretty last time i saw her, but now she's huge and her face looks purple. ;_;

[Flannel Boy]

I don't have a hot cousin, I don't think. Well there's one who used to be hot who touched my dick way too many times when I was 13, probably why I'm a perverted fuck.

"Too many times"? This implies there's a number of times in which a cousin may touch your dick.

[Phoenix Dark]

I don't have a hot cousin, I don't think. Well there's one who used to be hot who touched my dick way too many times when I was 13, probably why I'm a perverted fuck.

"Too many times"? This implies there's a number of times in which a cousin may touch your dick.

Doesn't count if it's just the foreskin

[bud]

what if you don't have a foreskin

[Flannel Boy]

The question is whether she was cut.

[Phoenix Dark]

The question is whether she was cut.

[Mupepe]

My step sister grabbed my junk in the pool when I was 13. That's where my fetish comes from.

[Phoenix Dark]

Is this the sister you showed me like 6 years ago lol? 

[bud]

is she hot?

if you've already shared her pic once, share it again!

[bud]

do any of you have hot sisters?
how do you not drill a hole in the wall so you can watch her undress.

[Flannel Boy]

do any of you have hot sisters?
how do you not drill a hole in the wall so you can watch her undress.

It's a crime to dig up graves.

[bud]

that's the gayest thing i've ever read.

[BlueTsunami]

Me and my sister fucked when we were little. That's why I'm so good at sex now.

[G The Resurrected]

I've been nothing but sick this whole damn year. 

Fighting off walking pneumonia yet again... When I cough I can feel my bones ache in agony.  :'(

Fuck illness!!!

I tried to drive yesterday to get some med's and couldn't do it. I had to turn back cause I was not fit to drive and ended up scraping up a parked car. Thankfully I was able to use Ebay Now to pay someone to go to target and pick up some cat food and tipped them extra to pick up my prescriptions. So worth the few bucks to make sure I didn't get my ass into a major car accident.

Fuck 2013!

[Mupepe]

Is this the sister you showed me like 6 years ago lol? 

nope. Not my black adopted sister. My dads third wife's oldest daughter.

is she hot?

if you've already shared her pic once, share it again!

she was hot. Not anymore though. She looks... Tired I guess. I should have gone with it back then but instead I awkwardly stared at her and got out of the pool. I jo'ed later that night thinking about fucking her though.

[Madrun Badrun]

Two coursera calc courses just started today

https://class.coursera.org/calc1-001/class/index
https://class.coursera.org/calcsing-2012-001/class/index

[Flannel Boy]

Incest to calculus. Can this thread get any hotter?

[Madrun Badrun]

I'd calculate her curves

[Don Flamenco]

I have something to say...it's pretty tough to admit, but I just have to let it out...


Pepsi Throwback > Coke + real sugar Coke.  I don't even like regular Pepsi, but with real sugar it's somehow much better.

there.


but my real favorite Cola is Koffola, this one they drink in the czech republic.  it's a lighter, lemony coke.

[Flannel Boy]

Koffola? Do you drink that inside a fedora served with a single plum.

[Positive Touch]

pepsi beats the shit out of any coke any day of the week dude

[Don Flamenco]

Koffola? Do you drink that inside a fedora served with a single plum.

i'm not yoko ono or a surrealist or whatever

[Flannel Boy]

So no plum.

[bud]

coca cola is the best of cola's.

[CajoleJuice]

I have something to say...it's pretty tough to admit, but I just have to let it out...


Pepsi Throwback > Coke + real sugar Coke.  I don't even like regular Pepsi, but with real sugar it's somehow much better.

there.


but my real favorite Cola is Koffola, this one they drink in the czech republic.  it's a lighter, lemony coke.

nope pepsi throwback sucks

[Brehvolution]

I prefer Wegmans caffeine free cola. But I'd rather have carbonated/sparkling water over any soda.

[Flannel Boy]

I have something to say...it's pretty tough to admit, but I just have to let it out...


Pepsi Throwback > Coke + real sugar Coke.  I don't even like regular Pepsi, but with real sugar it's somehow much better.

there.


but my real favorite Cola is Koffola, this one they drink in the czech republic.  it's a lighter, lemony coke.

nope pepsi throwback sucks

*Cajole takes the Pepsi and throws it back in your face.

[Atramental]

Can't sleep.

Probably due to this gnawing feeling I've been having in the back of my mind that I'm creatively bankrupt.

[brawndolicious]

I had like an existential moment.

I went to a picnic table in a secluded part of the campus I usually go to to eat lunch and then like 50 yards away I see this guy with headphones on swinging these socks filled with weights and singing Nirvana and Green Day songs at the top of his breath. I just sat there eating for ten minutes wondering wtf this jackoff is doing this. Then this other guy comes up and is like "I like to sock too! I've got 15 minutes before class." and then he takes out a pair of socks filled with some weight and starts swinging them too. I got up and moved to sit somewhere else and just don't understand why this is a thing.

[ZephyrFate]

Here is my Game of Bones/Game of Thrones parody erotica chapter, in audiobook form. With added cat meows.

[Don Flamenco]

I have something to say...it's pretty tough to admit, but I just have to let it out...


Pepsi Throwback > Coke + real sugar Coke.  I don't even like regular Pepsi, but with real sugar it's somehow much better.

there.


but my real favorite Cola is Koffola, this one they drink in the czech republic.  it's a lighter, lemony coke.

nope pepsi throwback sucks

NO, YOU SUCKS

[Don Flamenco]

coke was made by cokeheads.  they have it all together for a year or two, then they suddenly bottom out and sell off all your stuff.

[Madrun Badrun]

Man I leaving my applications to the last minute, every fucking time. 

York is due on the 16th, but to get to the recommendation letter forms I need to pay, which will take 4 business days to process.  Fuck I'm an idiot. 

Also York has 1 of the four people in Canada that I have found actually doing what I want to do. 

[Huff]

with me being sick driving an hour to my mandatory lab tomorrow morning at 9 am is going to be such a bitch. I could get a doctors note and make it up later, but make ups are usually 10x worse than the original lab.

and fuck a doctor's note. I have a sore throat and fever. I don't need to go to a doctor.

[Cormacaroni]

so fucking sick i can't even be bothered to make coffee

face, hands and feet are all swollen, itchy and painful, splitting headache, hacking cough, generally feeling horrible...already had a course of antibiotics and this thing is still fucking me over. I almost never get sick but when i do it is some ebola-level shit

[chronovore]

so fucking sick i can't even be bothered to make coffee

face, hands and feet are all swollen, itchy and painful, splitting headache, hacking cough, generally feeling horrible...already had a course of antibiotics and this thing is still fucking me over. I almost never get sick but when i do it is some ebola-level shit

Maybe your body is just saving it up to spend big when it does?

Get better soon, C!

[Flannel Boy]

Alternative titles for my paper.

Palestine: A state of mind
Palestine: Stein is no pal of mine.

[chronovore]

Sounds like a crazy amount of work! Congratulations on getting all of it done!

[Groogrux]

My water/sewage/garbage bill was $140 this month!  That's up $100 from normal.   Fuck this gay earth.

[Don Flamenco]

so fucking sick i can't even be bothered to make coffee

face, hands and feet are all swollen, itchy and painful, splitting headache, hacking cough, generally feeling horrible...already had a course of antibiotics and this thing is still fucking me over. I almost never get sick but when i do it is some ebola-level shit

is it the flu? 

I've seen all these reports about a crazy flu season.   I'm staying in to avoid it.   

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I would have stayed in either way 

[close]

[Don Flamenco]

today sucks, i'm a go buy some orange krush strain 

[Phoenix Dark]

brehs, I'm eating fruit roll ups for the first time ever today. My dad wouldn't let us buy it when I was younger, and I totally forgot about it once I was old enough to buy shit on my own. This shit is good

[chronovore]

My water/sewage/garbage bill was $140 this month!  That's up $100 from normal.   Fuck this gay earth.

How the hell would that happen? Are you drinking, peeing, and throwing away more than usual?

[Barry Egan]

brehs, I'm eating fruit roll ups for the first time ever today. My dad wouldn't let us buy it when I was younger, and I totally forgot about it once I was old enough to buy shit on my own. This shit is good

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Fruit by the foot is better though, you should try that.

[BlueTsunami]

Fuck all this talk of candy you can roll and get this



Alpha and Omega of Sweet and Sour

[Joe Molotov]

FYI, the proper way to eat Fruit by the Foot is to wad it up and stuff the whole thing in your mouth.

[Great Rumbler]

Proper way? Joe, that's the ONLY way.

[Huff]

I always enjoyed Fruit Roll Ups more, especial the ones with designs stenciled in that i could push out with my tongue. Like practicing for cunnilingus

[Barry Egan]

I always enjoyed Fruit Roll Ups more, especial the ones with designs stenciled in that i could push out with my tongue. Like practicing for cunnilingus

The stencils are how they distract you from the fact that you're getting less candy than the kids with Fruit by the Foot. 

[Flannel Boy]

My female barber and I discussed the firing of Brian Burke. She agreed with me on the situation and seems to hate the Leafs(  ), though she lives with one (  ). She was told, by a law student from BC that he went to the U of M because it was a "family tradition." I lol'd and told her it's fucking hard to get into UBC. Family tradition of shitty LSAT scores. I can . . . RELATE.

[BlueTsunami]

That feel when the girl you're crushing on vibes with you on Facebook, but then that feel when you know she doesn't feel the same way about the vibe. Feel like a fucking teenage girl.

[Groogrux]

My water/sewage/garbage bill was $140 this month!  That's up $100 from normal.   Fuck this gay earth.

How the hell would that happen? Are you drinking, peeing, and throwing away more than usual?

As it turned out, the floater in my toilet wasn't working properly and causing my toilet to not stop running water all of the time.  I fixed it on the 8th of last month, so I thought the bill that I had received the month before was the reflection of the running water. 

After calling my water company and having a bit of a fit, I found out the bill was from 11/10 to 12/10, so it was in the time that I was trying to fix it.  They said I used 12,000 gallons of water...  I had to replace the floater eventually as I would work on it, it would be fixed for a couple of days, and then start fucking up again.