Author Topic: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening (Read 4163827 times)

chronovore · « **Reply #17700 on:** March 25, 2013, 04:26:37 AM »

Quote from: BlackMage on March 25, 2013, 01:33:58 AM

Spent all day at Ikea pushing fat people out of the way because THEY ALWAYS STOP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE AISLE MOVE YOU FAT WHALE BITCHES

Ikea and CostCo are both horrible for this. It's not just fat feebs, either. You get people leaving their cart in the middle of the aisle, at a perfect 45º angle for maximum blockage, before they wander off to see how much the 5 gallon bag of pretzels is. Jesus.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #17701 on:** March 25, 2013, 11:59:46 AM »

Quote from: chronovore on March 25, 2013, 04:26:37 AM

Quote from: BlackMage on March 25, 2013, 01:33:58 AM
Spent all day at Ikea pushing fat people out of the way because THEY ALWAYS STOP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE AISLE MOVE YOU FAT WHALE BITCHES

Ikea and CostCo are both horrible for this. It's not just fat feebs, either. You get people leaving their cart in the middle of the aisle, at a perfect 45º angle for maximum blockage, before they wander off to see how much the 5 gallon bag of pretzels is. Jesus.

I hate that so much. Nice to know that some things are universal, though.

Rufus · « **Reply #17702 on:** March 25, 2013, 12:10:15 PM »

Hundreds of people getting off the train? Let's stop right here, in the middle of the platform, I need to fish something out of my bag.

hampster · « **Reply #17703 on:** March 25, 2013, 04:11:12 PM »

Psych's 100th episode is clue themed

http://www.usanetwork.com/series/psych/features/100episode/vote.html

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #17704 on:** March 25, 2013, 04:19:58 PM »

I didn't even know Psych was still on the air. I remember watching it a few times after Monk, and seems like Monk got cancelled forever ago.

Mupepe · « **Reply #17705 on:** March 25, 2013, 04:39:58 PM »

I started Star Trek: The Next Generation. I'm really surprised by how much I enjoy this show. I heard from many that it was pretty boring. But I really enjoy the cheesiness and just watching the crew interact. I'm only on the first season but so far it's been great. The 2nd episode with the intoxication is fucking incredible. Everyone getting horny and acting like idiots. I loved it.

Rufus · « **Reply #17706 on:** March 25, 2013, 04:51:15 PM »

And it only gets better.

Mupepe · « **Reply #17707 on:** March 25, 2013, 07:19:59 PM »

that's where I went when I decided I wanted to watch some star trek but didn't know where to start

hampster · « **Reply #17708 on:** March 25, 2013, 09:02:48 PM »

Because I am bored I decided to start listening to the Borecast (I started listening with The Cruncheons). I'm on episode 2 now

Drinky's favorite Rocky movie is Rocky 4. I always knew he had great taste

Polari · « **Reply #17709 on:** March 25, 2013, 09:39:37 PM »

I'm pretty sure IV is everyone's favourite Rocky movie.

hampster · « **Reply #17710 on:** March 25, 2013, 09:43:05 PM »

Oh man, they need to bring back Outstanding Works of Genre Fiction

I feel bad that I missed this the first time around :'(

Quote from: Polari on March 25, 2013, 09:39:37 PM

I'm pretty sure IV is everyone's favourite Rocky movie.

It certainly should be

ManaByte · « **Reply #17711 on:** March 25, 2013, 11:08:28 PM »

http://www.nme.com/news/foo-fighters/69376

Quote

Dave Grohl has hit out at TV talent shows such as American Idol and The X Factor.

The Foo Fighters frontman claims that many contestants are judged far too harshly by judges that are not musically talented.

Speaking in the current issue of NME he said: "I think people should feel encouraged to be themselves. That's what bums me out about those shows where people are judged so harshly by fucking musicians that hardly even play an instrument on their own fucking albums. It makes me really mad."

He added: "I swear to God, if my daughter walked up onstage and sang her heart out and some fucking billionaire looked at her and said, 'No, I'm sorry you're not any good,' I'd fucking throttle that person, I swear to God. Who the fuck are you to say what's good or bad?"

Grohl also reckons the shows homogenise music so that "everyone sounds like fucking Christina Aguilera." The Foo Fighters singer added: "The next time someone says you're not a good singer say: 'Fuck You'. I interviewed Neil Young and he said in his band someone said to him: 'The band's really great, but honestly you shouldn't be the singer.' If Neil Young had listened to that person then we wouldn't have had any Neil Young."

Dave Grohl

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17712 on:** March 25, 2013, 11:46:08 PM »

Those shows have hacks and frauds judging people, plus a once-in-a-generation vocal god (Mariah Carey). Really don't see the appeal.

I'd rather see a song writing competition.

Huff · « **Reply #17713 on:** March 25, 2013, 11:50:49 PM »

Quote from: Shark Johnson on March 25, 2013, 11:49:04 PM

Why aren't there shows for rappers?

because no one would watch

nudemacusers · « **Reply #17714 on:** March 25, 2013, 11:54:03 PM »

Quote from: Shark Johnson on March 25, 2013, 11:49:04 PM

Why aren't there shows for rappers?

well we had All My Babies Mamas coming up but black people used their cultural privilege to get it canceled.

Groogrux · « **Reply #17715 on:** March 26, 2013, 12:57:08 AM »

FOR FUCKS SAKE!

Stupid motherfucker just posted everything from The Walking Dead's episode last night on Facebook. I was really looking forward to that shit too.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #17716 on:** March 26, 2013, 07:40:11 AM »

I am getting ready for a trip to France with the Michel Thomas beginner French audio course.

He may be the best teacher I've ever encountered. He teaches you how to build sentences so naturally and effortlessly you don't even realize how much you are learning 'til later. But you only learn what he chooses to teach. It is fucking nuts that he teaches you how to say 'What is your impression of the political and economical situation in France at present?' before he teaches you the words for 'he' and 'her'

Reb · « **Reply #17717 on:** March 26, 2013, 08:22:23 AM »

I once started the Spanish course. I never stuck with it, mainly because the app I used kept forgetting where I left off.
Also, English is not my first language, making it a bit more difficult since I need to translate twice each time.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #17718 on:** March 26, 2013, 08:49:47 AM »

I'm really enjoying it so far. No idea how far it can take me really but at the very least it is fun and is awakening some of the French I learned in school. By September I am supposed to be negotiating wholesale import agreements and such on behalf of my wife which is probably not gonna happen but at least i should be able to order lunch at a cafe or whatever

Groogrux · « **Reply #17719 on:** March 26, 2013, 10:29:14 AM »

Quote from: Cormacaroni on March 26, 2013, 08:49:47 AM

I'm really enjoying it so far. No idea how far it can take me really but at the very least it is fun and is awakening some of the French I learned in school. By September I am supposed to be negotiating wholesale import agreements and such on behalf of my wife which is probably not gonna happen but at least i should be able to order lunch at a cafe or whatever

"Pouvez-vous banquette deux plaques?"

That's all you need to learn.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #17720 on:** March 26, 2013, 02:35:03 PM »

I've just been told by the owner of the company to go with my boss to Interop in Vegas this coming May!

nudemacusers · « **Reply #17721 on:** March 26, 2013, 02:44:58 PM »

run train on some whores

demi · « **Reply #17722 on:** March 27, 2013, 07:51:39 PM »

Today I discovered that I have no idea how to handle a dead pet. What the fuck do you do with them?

Robo · « **Reply #17723 on:** March 27, 2013, 08:43:14 PM »

Put it in a trash bag and leave it on the side of the road.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17724 on:** March 27, 2013, 08:45:26 PM »

throw it in the bushes

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #17725 on:** March 27, 2013, 09:01:28 PM »

We've had several pets cremated. It's pretty pointless for a small animal (birds in all 3 cases) but gives some closure.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #17726 on:** March 27, 2013, 10:17:51 PM »

taxidermy, dingus

Positive Touch · « **Reply #17727 on:** March 27, 2013, 10:20:34 PM »

Beezy · « **Reply #17728 on:** March 27, 2013, 11:05:38 PM »

Chuck Testa?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #17729 on:** March 27, 2013, 11:12:26 PM »

JESUS CHRIST

I just helped someone at work whose email address was "waifu4laifu@suchnsuch.com"

Which one of you sick fuckers was that

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #17730 on:** March 27, 2013, 11:36:08 PM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on March 27, 2013, 11:12:26 PM

JESUS CHRIST

I just helped someone at work whose email address was "waifu4laifu@suchnsuch.com"

Which one of you sick fuckers was that

I wish I'd thought of it.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #17731 on:** March 28, 2013, 05:07:45 AM »

Looking for some career advice here. I've been on the market for a job since January and I haven't picked up anything serious outside of a failed interview meeting earlier this month that was not my fault. The area is booming with money in tech, but I have no tech credentials or a college education. I was trying and trying, but now that I'm near 28 I need more stability than anything at this time. I've been messing around with coding as of late and I'm not well versed in many languages I am trying them and learning them slowly in my spare time. I started Ruby on Rails which I've gotten the hang of very quickly. I'm trying to get into Android and iOS stuff eventually, but my question isn't about that.

I recently was conversing with a former coworker about what he's doing and he explained that he went through a bootcamp to learn more languages and get the help he needed. The bootcamp in question seems to have just started out, but he took it in the summer last year and found a damn good job. He's also not as savvy or tech oriented as myself, he came from a cook background. So I was wondering if someone finds this place suspicious or not. Given the industry and what they are offering it seems like something for me. I'm only hesitant cause it screams "we prey on the desperate."

This is the place in question:

http://www.codingdojo.co/

A crap load of flags raised when I was looking at their site, but I really need something like this right now...

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #17732 on:** March 28, 2013, 10:03:24 AM »

ya dont pay to learn to code.

checkout coursera, https://www.udacity.com/

Barry Egan · « **Reply #17733 on:** March 28, 2013, 01:39:34 PM »

I just met with a grad school liaison :damn

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #17734 on:** March 28, 2013, 02:18:03 PM »

I have to talk to someone about graduating today :damn

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #17735 on:** March 28, 2013, 03:02:27 PM »

I just ate some peanut butter cheese crackers :damn

Brehvolution · « **Reply #17736 on:** March 28, 2013, 03:10:13 PM »

I get to update license files on 30 new virtual servers this afternoon. :damn

Positive Touch · « **Reply #17737 on:** March 28, 2013, 05:07:52 PM »

Quote from: Eschaton on March 28, 2013, 03:04:28 PM

Well that went pretty well. He loved my story and says that in the fall he'll help me get interviews at a couple different places, so that worked out well. Man i am so weird. I get like mind numbingly nervous before I have to deal with anything big, then when I go in, it all goes by the wayside. Now it's time to celebrate. I think i'll drink some bourbon tonight and get a FUCKING HUGE DERICIOUS BURGER

should I go to cheeburger cheeburger or 5 guys though :damn

the 5 guys in the city is

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17738 on:** March 28, 2013, 07:17:02 PM »

This girl I don't know keeps poking me on Facebook. Normally I'd be all :youngsabu but she's quite bleh and has a kid. I don't even remember friending her but we've been friends for like 2 years apparently.

Boogie · « **Reply #17739 on:** March 28, 2013, 11:15:18 PM »

This afternoon RCMP management declared in one e-mail that it was taking $1100 from my pocket. Slashed our plainclothes allowance.

Calls to our weak-ass staff-relations representatives (we're the only police force in the country not allowed to have a union/association) got a response of "well, shucks, this is news to us too. They didn't tell us anything about it."

Coupled with our pension contributions increasing, and some health benefits being retooled and scaled back, and it's getting really frustrating.

And, I know it sounds bad for me to be griping about this sort of thing, given the overall difficult economic times, and I still have it good compared to the rest of the population, but.......city and provincial (ie. state) police forces aren't having all these cutbacks like we are.

I like being in the RCMP. I like having the fancy red uniform, I like doing the unique investigations that you only get to do in the RCMP.....I'm just not sure those intangibles are worth it when I could jump ship and slap on a city or provincial uniform on and instantly get paid almost 10k more in salary, and get better equipment etc. too.

/rant

Huff · « **Reply #17740 on:** March 28, 2013, 11:55:10 PM »

Got the results back from my antiviral exam. 5 questions had multiple answers accepted. 1 question thrown out. plus a 10 point curve. Whoever wrote/proofread that test really fucked up.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #17741 on:** March 29, 2013, 12:04:35 AM »

Quote from: Boogie on March 28, 2013, 11:15:18 PM

This afternoon RCMP management declared in one e-mail that it was taking $1100 from my pocket. Slashed our plainclothes allowance.

Calls to our weak-ass staff-relations representatives (we're the only police force in the country not allowed to have a union/association) got a response of "well, shucks, this is news to us too. They didn't tell us anything about it."

Coupled with our pension contributions increasing, and some health benefits being retooled and scaled back, and it's getting really frustrating.

And, I know it sounds bad for me to be griping about this sort of thing, given the overall difficult economic times, and I still have it good compared to the rest of the population, but.......city and provincial (ie. state) police forces aren't having all these cutbacks like we are.

I like being in the RCMP. I like having the fancy red uniform, I like doing the unique investigations that you only get to do in the RCMP.....I'm just not sure those intangibles are worth it when I could jump ship and slap on a city or provincial uniform on and instantly get paid almost 10k more in salary, and get better equipment etc. too.

/rant

There was an RCMP booth up next to the a Bible booth at the University. Glad I chose the right booth.

John 3:!6

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #17742 on:** March 29, 2013, 12:19:45 AM »

At my university, next to the RCMP booth and the bible booth is a theater. Glad I chose the right one.

Yuma 3:10

Mupepe · « **Reply #17743 on:** March 29, 2013, 09:21:33 AM »

I hate that paying off my car early makes my credit score drop. Fuck this gay earth.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #17744 on:** March 29, 2013, 09:25:07 AM »

Quote from: Mupepe on March 29, 2013, 09:21:33 AM

I hate that paying off my car early makes my credit score drop. Fuck this gay earth.

100% Grade A American Horseshit

Mupepe · « **Reply #17745 on:** March 29, 2013, 09:31:30 AM »

I'm gonna go all Bioshock Infinite on those fucking credit bureaus.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #17746 on:** March 29, 2013, 09:32:17 AM »

Sick the crows on 'em.

Mupepe · « **Reply #17747 on:** March 29, 2013, 09:34:46 AM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on March 29, 2013, 09:32:17 AM

Sick the crows on 'em.

I'm gonna buckin bronco the shit out of them. Wanna be my Elizabeth?

Brehvolution · « **Reply #17748 on:** March 29, 2013, 09:38:17 AM »

Here, take this!
*Conjures ammo out of thin air and throws it to you*
*Mupepe presses X*

Mupepe · « **Reply #17749 on:** March 29, 2013, 09:43:44 AM »

Hot diggity! It's impossible to lose!

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #17750 on:** March 29, 2013, 09:47:54 AM »

Quote from: Mupepe on March 29, 2013, 09:21:33 AM

I hate that paying off my car early makes my credit score drop. Fuck this gay earth.

You're not maximizing your lendor's profits.

Huff · « **Reply #17751 on:** March 31, 2013, 12:10:17 PM »

Who needs high school reunions when there is Easter Sunday Mass

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #17752 on:** March 31, 2013, 01:29:06 PM »

If a woman is going to a use a fake photo on her dating profile, she shouldn't use a photo of Melissa Clarke. How's that going to unnoticed by a heterosexual male who views at least some softcore porn. At least another chick used a photo of Tim Tebow's college gf, which is obscure in Canada.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #17753 on:** March 31, 2013, 01:31:55 PM »

ya i'll try harder next time.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #17754 on:** March 31, 2013, 01:49:18 PM »

minus.com updated their mobile app and now it's not possible to mass download images uploaded to your phone. or at least i cant find the option because now it's all about social bullshit. ffs. i just wanted a good place to host images of pax online.

tiesto · « **Reply #17755 on:** March 31, 2013, 02:01:50 PM »

So I went to Staten Island for my friend's birthday yesterday, we went to an arcade/bowling alley place... and while I was there, a high school kid came up to me and said "this is gonna sound like a really question, but were you on Geek Love?"... he said that I did a good job on the show, which was cool. I guess now I'm a bit famous

Huff · « **Reply #17756 on:** March 31, 2013, 05:47:07 PM »

So UF sucks

But holy shit yal need to watch the duke Louisville game. With 6:33 left in the first, dudes leg snapped in half.

Pringo · « **Reply #17757 on:** March 31, 2013, 05:55:15 PM »

Quote from: Flannel Boy on March 31, 2013, 01:29:06 PM

If a woman is going to a use a fake photo on her dating profile, she shouldn't use a photo of Melissa Clarke. How's that going to unnoticed by a heterosexual male who views at least some softcore porn. At least another chick used a photo of Tim Tebow's college gf, which is obscure in Canada.

How do you know that those are women doing that?

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #17758 on:** March 31, 2013, 10:23:53 PM »

I drank too much last night so I woke up hung over as all hell. I was rushing to get my ass out the door to meet up with some family at the local Red Lobster. We get there at 2pm and weren't seated till damn near 5pm. Not cause they didn't have seats but because family didn't even bother to call us and let us know they changed plans. It doesn't help that none of them have cell phones. In all that time we saw three car accidents all caused by the same stupid driver. She was so stupid she kept ramming into the back of other cars. Seriously wtf...

So we eat and not even 5 minutes later I start to go into shock for some damn reason or another. Come to find out I got stung by a bee or something while waiting outside for 3 hours. I also might have a mild allergy to shellfish which made things complicated. Thankfully I keep an epi pen in the car, but did anyone go run to get it for me? Oh fuck no, they all too lazy as shit. So I left everyone there and came back home, fuck paying for their bill.

Fuck today, I feel like my head is gonna burst open due to the pressure. At least my face is back to normal and I can breathe really well. Ice seems to be doing the trick right now.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #17759 on:** March 31, 2013, 10:33:53 PM »

your own family knew there was an epipen in the car and they just sat there chewing on fish as you went in to shock? I can't help but think there's more to your story.

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