Author Topic: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening (Read 4007759 times)

davepoobond · « **Reply #19500 on:** August 11, 2013, 03:07:05 AM »

looks like a girl to me, but i dont know what the hell to think anymore nowadays. dating sites have made me question things like that.

Himu · « **Reply #19501 on:** August 11, 2013, 03:09:34 AM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on August 11, 2013, 03:02:09 AM

Himu catching feels

Red handed

Momo · « **Reply #19502 on:** August 11, 2013, 06:15:58 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 10, 2013, 11:51:03 PM

I consider myself Fistfull's friend. Can't think of another way to describe our bond, considering we pooled money to see a woman naked.

I can't even describe how many mental comedy moments I had about this at the time.

PD

Fistful

Polari · « **Reply #19503 on:** August 11, 2013, 09:06:47 AM »

So hungover.

Went to a festival yesterday in London Fields. Demanded we buy ten cans for the three of us on the way home. Drank half one before passing out.

Polari · « **Reply #19504 on:** August 11, 2013, 12:31:31 PM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on August 11, 2013, 12:28:01 PM

You get hungover from half a can... of what, beer?

I'd already had about nine pints at the festival by that point.

Diunx · « **Reply #19505 on:** August 11, 2013, 04:46:32 PM »

Just shit out a huge turd that refuses to go down the toiled, gonna go out to get a stick or something to crush it.

Diunx · « **Reply #19506 on:** August 11, 2013, 05:08:18 PM »

Sorry if my manliness offends you Awesom.

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #19507 on:** August 11, 2013, 06:12:48 PM »

Is it racist to choose not to watch a most liked a black guy root a 'obviously not really enjoying this much' white girl when surfing for porn?

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #19508 on:** August 11, 2013, 06:20:34 PM »

Most people skip the first quarter sentence or so, just absorbing trigger words, priming the brain for the syntactic outcome.

Skim-reading is a problem. It's like ADD has been injected into mans psyche, with harmful intentions.

Himu · « **Reply #19509 on:** August 11, 2013, 06:34:37 PM »

Quote from: Diunx on August 11, 2013, 04:46:32 PM

Just shit out a huge turd that refuses to go down the toiled, gonna go out to get a stick or something to crush it.

that's a pretty big turd

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #19510 on:** August 11, 2013, 06:35:26 PM »

I don't know how people watch anything where the two people aren't really into it or one is even crying. ugh.

Himu · « **Reply #19511 on:** August 11, 2013, 06:37:49 PM »

i can only watch porn where the girls are complete freaks.

Himu · « **Reply #19512 on:** August 11, 2013, 06:41:36 PM »

spoiler (click to show/hide)

I use the girl as a template and pretend they're me.

[close]

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #19513 on:** August 11, 2013, 06:58:09 PM »

I bet Will Smith is a huge consumer of Jporn. Just saying.

The Japanese are definitely the most space-alien like race on earth, Will Smith is a scientologist.

Cadit quaestio.

Himu · « **Reply #19514 on:** August 11, 2013, 06:59:44 PM »

Will Smith is gay, everyone knows that. He has no reason to consume jporn.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #19515 on:** August 11, 2013, 07:02:19 PM »

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on August 11, 2013, 06:59:44 PM

Will Smith is gay, everyone knows that. He has no reason to consume jporn.

Himu · « **Reply #19516 on:** August 11, 2013, 07:04:06 PM »

Will Smith probably stuffs his ass with dildos and calls John Travolta over fuck him.

Diunx · « **Reply #19517 on:** August 11, 2013, 07:42:41 PM »

I'm pretty sure Will Smith can do better than Travolta, but who knows maybe Travolta has a huge white dick.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #19518 on:** August 11, 2013, 08:32:18 PM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on August 11, 2013, 06:40:33 PM

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on August 11, 2013, 06:35:26 PM
I don't know how people watch anything where the two people aren't really into it or one is even crying. ugh.

The Japanese shit that does this is fucked up. I don't know what's wrong with those directors who let the performers do that shit unchecked.

Those women are just following orders. Like when a girl has to scream and pretend to be scared in a horror movie. But naked too.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #19519 on:** August 11, 2013, 09:20:22 PM »

Yo Devo, we drinkin at rontoms

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #19520 on:** August 11, 2013, 09:34:35 PM »

Quote from: Spencer on August 11, 2013, 09:20:22 PM

Yo Devo, we drinkin at rontoms

Not available to go out today but what's that bar like?

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #19521 on:** August 11, 2013, 09:50:58 PM »

We're out on the patio, it's pretty nice. There's live music, wooden deck real nice atmosphere

davepoobond · « **Reply #19522 on:** August 12, 2013, 02:17:58 AM »

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on August 11, 2013, 06:37:49 PM

i can only watch porn where the girls are complete freaks.

i can only watch porn that isn't that graphic and close up. but seeing a girl make uncomfortable faces is probably the only thing i actually like about porn.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #19523 on:** August 12, 2013, 02:34:13 AM »

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on August 11, 2013, 07:04:06 PM

Will Smith probably stuffs his ass with dildos and calls John Travolta over fuck him.

You gotta succ dicc to get ahead in Hollywood. It's run by a homosexual Jewish Mafia.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #19524 on:** August 12, 2013, 02:36:08 AM »

Weren't there rumors about Will and Jada hosting bisexual sex parties?

Atramental · « **Reply #19525 on:** August 12, 2013, 02:39:11 AM »

Never would've thought that Will Smith rolled that way.

Then again, what do I know? I have the sexual IQ of a shut-in.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #19526 on:** August 12, 2013, 02:49:43 AM »

Imagine what men in black would be if, instead of a show about aliens, it was half a lemon party.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #19527 on:** August 12, 2013, 03:31:55 AM »

Young single people: WHERE'S THE PARTY LAGER? ARE WE GONNA DO A BIG PARTY NOW?

Ffs I went out last week like folks.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #19528 on:** August 12, 2013, 04:00:27 AM »

If that makes you feel better, sure. I kind of like the fact I have other things on my mind now then the next party. If the party crowd thinks thats lame, good for them

chronovore · « **Reply #19529 on:** August 12, 2013, 04:09:24 AM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on August 10, 2013, 10:16:23 PM

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on August 10, 2013, 10:11:42 PM
Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on August 10, 2013, 10:08:42 PM
You have friends? @fistful

Of course. What a dumb question.

Do they know about your... um, fetish?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #19530 on:** August 12, 2013, 03:06:41 PM »

Today I went to take a piss while at school. But wait, readers, the story doesn't end there. In the stall, there was either a dude getting a bj or a dude taking a very slurpy sounding poo while talking to himself. I could only see normal shitting-stanced male shoes from the reflection in the mirror while washing my hands. Ghost hooker? I don't know. That is the end of my story.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #19531 on:** August 12, 2013, 03:11:17 PM »

Now when you say finished quickly...?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #19532 on:** August 12, 2013, 03:13:43 PM »

Also now that I've thought about it, because I was viewing the stall though the mirror, a vampire hooker is a better explanation than a raunchy moaning myrtle.

Huff · « **Reply #19533 on:** August 12, 2013, 11:57:19 PM »

Sportscenter anchor just said "I'm going to troll..." on live tv

fuck this gay earth

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #19534 on:** August 13, 2013, 12:11:14 AM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on August 12, 2013, 03:09:17 PM

I went into a McDonalds bathroom recently, and there were totally two men engaging in some kind of sexual activity in the handicapped toilet stall. I put my bladder into overdrive, finished quickly, and got the fuck out.

If I found myself in a similar situation I'd totally wait it out outside the stall until they come out, then greet them with this series of expressions...

Momo · « **Reply #19535 on:** August 13, 2013, 12:14:18 AM »

That shaq

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #19536 on:** August 13, 2013, 12:21:03 AM »

http://www.flickr.com/photos/kenlee2010/9495537678/lightbox/

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #19537 on:** August 13, 2013, 12:28:06 AM »

Reddit dump thread is that way.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #19538 on:** August 13, 2013, 06:50:09 PM »

Is anyone else's Facebook timeline blowin up with people freaking out ecause they just realized how exif data works?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #19539 on:** August 13, 2013, 08:11:24 PM »

Think of me, when the TSA snaps the glove and secures the safety of the white passengers.

Himu · « **Reply #19540 on:** August 13, 2013, 08:30:24 PM »

Quote from: Exodust SoulBurn on August 13, 2013, 08:02:49 PM

US bound in less than 24 hours.

Shave your head and shave your beard!!!

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #19541 on:** August 13, 2013, 08:43:31 PM »

Quote from: Exodust SoulBurn on August 13, 2013, 08:37:05 PM

I'm growing them all out again cause I have a fetish for looking like George Carlin.

well... you can only go so far.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #19542 on:** August 13, 2013, 08:44:26 PM »

shave your balls, too

that nappy lookin' camel sack ain't gonna fly with the bore gentry

Himu · « **Reply #19543 on:** August 15, 2013, 02:26:38 AM »

Man Escha you were right about Gaga. Her lyric video for her latest song is at a fucking drag show. What the fuck. I can't. Also her latest song is smh levels of lazy. I may have to turn in my Gaga stan card, but I'm waiting on whether or not Artpop is shitty or not.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #19544 on:** August 15, 2013, 02:47:22 AM »

Chicken makes me feel better. What's the secret with that anyway.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #19545 on:** August 15, 2013, 04:27:04 AM »

^Everythin' tastes like chicken so you just too optimistic.

Lady Gaga music makes me want to shake my hips, but I've never even danced in public so does that mean that I'm gheeeeeeeey? My pelvic area is always unshaved if that matters (both sides).

Barry Egan · « **Reply #19546 on:** August 15, 2013, 09:09:25 AM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #19547 on:** August 15, 2013, 09:20:03 AM »

Have to do a poster presentation today for my summer work, which is in a pretty broken state right now (I was refactoring it, so purposefully broke but I don't have time to fix it). I'm embarrassed.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #19548 on:** August 15, 2013, 09:28:24 AM »

Didn't care for Born This Way ( the single ) when it came out but that album has some jams, I'll wait for the full album before giving up on Gaga. But yeah, applause seems generic as shit.

Momo · « **Reply #19549 on:** August 15, 2013, 11:18:21 AM »

Quote from: Spencer on August 13, 2013, 06:50:09 PM

Is anyone else's Facebook timeline blowin up with people freaking out ecause they just realized how exif data works?

huh? examples?

Momo · « **Reply #19550 on:** August 15, 2013, 11:18:59 AM »

i know exactly how exif data works, just curious which part has people upset

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #19551 on:** August 15, 2013, 12:33:39 PM »

Basically everyone freaking out thinkin pedos and stalked are gonna rape them because of their Facebook pictures

Momo · « **Reply #19552 on:** August 15, 2013, 01:04:28 PM »

lmao these people

StealthFan · « **Reply #19553 on:** August 15, 2013, 01:28:48 PM »

A couple days ago I had a stool so long that the first flush merely snapped it in half. It came back up and I had to give it another go. I usually take enormous dumps though(fat) so I am used to such things.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #19554 on:** August 15, 2013, 02:33:57 PM »

I was thinking you meant toddler preschool. Little kids really prefer touchscreens over buttons.

There's probably no torrent or porn apps available for the chromebook.

Himu · « **Reply #19555 on:** August 15, 2013, 03:54:45 PM »

Quote from: Eschaton on August 15, 2013, 09:14:41 AM

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on August 15, 2013, 02:26:38 AM
Man Escha you were right about Gaga. Her lyric video for her latest song is at a fucking drag show. What the fuck. I can't. Also her latest song is smh levels of lazy. I may have to turn in my Gaga stan card, but I'm waiting on whether or not Artpop is shitty or not.
I am cool w/ artists supporting LGBT but she's a thinly veiled corporate attempt to make dollars off the movement. Shes also a carbon copy of Madonna in every way.

She crashed a drag club, turned out unannounced, and forced cameras on them for her lyric video.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #19556 on:** August 15, 2013, 04:18:05 PM »

Madonna isn't that original either. She ripped the hell off of Drag Queen culture.

StealthFan · « **Reply #19557 on:** August 15, 2013, 04:37:19 PM »

These bitches just jock Kylie Minogue when it comes to pandering to homos.

Edit: Except Madonna. Gaga is a rip off. Nice ass tho.

Steve Contra · « **Reply #19558 on:** August 15, 2013, 04:37:28 PM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on August 15, 2013, 04:18:05 PM

Madonna isn't that original either. She ripped the hell off of Drag Queen culture.

Yup, drag and early house culture. At least at that point most people had no idea that stuff was even out there. Doing it 25 years later though...

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #19559 on:** August 15, 2013, 05:38:51 PM »

Muggy weather right now $:-\$

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