Found $8 at the station this morning, so I blew it on some nasty fast-food.
Me: "Number two combo, no mayo or sau--
Register lady: "WHAT SIZE DO YOU WANT?"
Me: "...medium."
This was at a small Checkers in the food court below the office. You can see them making everything while you wait. I watched the food prep lady slather the burger in whatever weird sauce it has.
Me: "Sorry, I said no mayo."
Register lady: (scowls and looks incredibly pissed off all of a sudden) "YOU DIDN'T SAY THAT. I DIDN'T HEAR YOU SAY THAT."
Me: "I said no mayo or sauce."

Register lady: (speaks in Spanish to the food prep lady) "...THERE'S NO SAUCE ON THAT." (Hands me back the burger)
Me: "I just watched her put sauce all over it."
Register lady: "NO SHE DIDN'T!"
Me: "...."
Awkward silence, more Spanish being spoken.
The register lady very angrily slams the hamburger into the trash, mutters something, and then the food prep lady makes another hamburger -totally plain- and throws the bag on the counter. The register lady continues to look quite upset.
...WHY?
Shit sucked, too.