Random talk thread: It just keeps happening

[TVC15]

Victory! I finally had my morning's mouth ejaculation!

[Joe Molotov]

Congrats on your puke!

[Madrun Badrun]

btw, Arvie, I especially love you today for reasons.

I especially loved me self yesterday to for reasons. 




The reasons being being it was to hot to do anything else.

[CatsCatsCats]

Let us know what you think, there's kava bars around here but I've never tried it

[Phoenix Dark]

TVC, how hard does this make you.

[TVC15]

That's not even more erotic than Human Centipede 2.  I love that scene where the weird looking dude jerks off with his hand wrapped in barbed wire.

[Steve Contra]

My grandma cleaned out her fridge and found some Kava there. Might have to try it with a friend or two later, she gave me some. Bless her




http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kava

Kava is great stuff

[Shadow Mod]

Franzia

 

[nudemacusers]

stepped up to hanro and derek rose trunks today.

[Madrun Badrun]

I had a 13 hour sleep.  So rested. 

[Kara]

Having a solitary profession is usually pretty swell, except when you suddenly find yourself in a state where you are prone overwhelming and undesired feelings of loneliness happening at random.

[Madrun Badrun]

You should outsource 10% of your work to an India peasant with a cell phone just for the conference calls. 

"Hello Ishaan,  how did work go this week?"

"Stop calling, you English man.  Long distance costs money"

"I'm looking over the recent figures Ishaan, and they don't look good."

"What figures?  I don't work for you!  Stop Calling!"

"I'm going to have to go Ishaan.  We'll continue this meeting next week."

"My name is Vihaan!"

[Kara]

Please don't ask the specifics surrounding why, but today I found myself actually typing into Google, "how to turn on an Audi Q5." (If you don't know, it has an ignition system so silly it makes SAABs look like Ford Tauruses.) ANYWAYS, I was under the gun to do this quickly, and had failed searching in Google by other less... grandma-like query methods.. so I gave up hope and just started typing "how to turn on..." into the search bar which of course Google then tried to auto-fill with "a woman," followed by "a man," to which, in my exasperation I shouted irl MOTHER FUCKER I KNOW HOW TO DO THOSE THINGS I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TURN ON A LUXURY SPORTS UTILITY CROSSOVER OK.

tl;dr Google thinks I am more familiar with luxury sports utility crossovers than I am with paramours.

[Joe Molotov]

Smh. I just got olive garden catered by a partner. Terrible. I forgot how greasy and tasteless this shit is. Bland, awful salad.

PD lost.

[Phoenix Dark]

What did you get?

[CatsCatsCats]

We get Olive Garden catered at work like once a year when a jobber gives us a gift certificate



Not gonna lie, I kinda dig the braised beef and tortellini as far as cafeteria "Italian" goes


Puttin mad packets of cheese on that 

[Phoenix Dark]

Speaking of Italians I decided to watch The Godfather again. A little more boring than I remember? Last saw it when i was 15? Goodfellas >>>>

[Himu]

Godfather 1 is fantastic.

Godfather 2 is flawless.

[Phoenix Dark]

Both are flawless.

Goodfellas is definitely one of my favorite films and infinitely rewatchable but Godfather is a better film.

[Himu]

Godfather 3 didn't suck. It was just average and couldn't possibly live up to the legacy its predecessors set. Much like The Two Jakes.

[Joe Molotov]

I switched movies to Trading Places instead. I know im gonna eat good off this

Jamie Lee Curtis gets nekkid in it. 

[Phoenix Dark]

I've never succeeded in watching all of Godfather III. Some parts are solid and others just make you wonder "what the fuck." The original ideas for the film sounded pretty good, but without Robert Duvall things fell to pieces IMO.

The opening with the ceremony is so excessive, and lasts over 30 minutes. It tries to capture the magic of the first film's opening (the wedding) but just feels too long, and it drags. I tend to tune out shortly after Michael buys the Vatican's stock in a reality company or whatever the fuck it was.

And of course Sophia Copolla is terrible, but so is Andy Garcia.

[Phoenix Dark]

Yeah. If Robert Duvall came back, I would imagine it would have at least been in good. But "what ifs" will stay "what ifs".

Yea. Originally it was going to be about Michael v Hagen. That could have been really good.

[TVC15]

I had a 13 hour sleep.  So rested. 

I did this yesterday while feeling ill, with the power of Seroquel.

[ZephyrFate]

just saw days of future past. As a huge fan of the comic anthology, I'm a little annoyed at the fact that

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Kitty Pryde wasn't the one sent back instead of Wolverine. i get it from an actor-popularity standpoint, but I think Ellen Page could have rocked the role, too.

[close]

I mean, that's what happens in the comics. :/

[chronovore]

i've seen the movie breh

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already fapped in my youth

[close]

Jamie Lee Curtis is pretty amazing in that movie.

[Huff]

I had a 13 hour sleep.  So rested. 

I did this yesterday while feeling ill, with the power of Seroquel.

I will look into Seroquel. Basically the only good sleep I ever get is when I pop an ativan before bed, but that's not a long-term solution.

Taking an anti psychotic med for the side effect of sleep seems like a brilliant plan. Totally go for it

[Joe Molotov]

I do sleep better during periods

 

[ZephyrFate]

I honestly don't see how people still complain about none straight adaptions of comic books in movies. Especially in regards to X-Men. It's a good movie anyway, so whatever.

I liked the film. I'm just burned out on Hugh Jackman/Wolverine, especially after the past two abortions he starred in. Also I hope Bishop returns in X Men Apocalypse. And Warpath too.

[Madrun Badrun]

I spread on the the perfect amount of tuna on my tuna sandwich today.  It was lay I moved the knife one way and then the other and the whole thing was perfectly covered.  It was beautiful. 

[Joe Molotov]

Congrats on spreading dat tuna.

[Kara]

I watched First Class and X-Men in succession this week and they flow surprisingly well together, although it wasn't perfect. The Brotherhood is so small in X-Men though, it makes the Sega army look like a participant in the Battle of Kursk. 

Fassbender's pain as young Magneto.   

[Huff]

man nelly has fallen hard.

[chronovore]

That feeling when you're looking for a phone charger, and your family members have absconded with every single one of them.

[Kara]

First Class is a joke of a film compared to Days of Future Past. The final fight on the ship with that bug girl flying around might as well have been out of Spy Kids or something. Most of the scenes with the teen mutants are painfully bad. Everything with Magneto and Charles might as well have been a completely different movie.

It's better than X-3 though.

I wish they'd had the balls to make a movie just about X and Magneto, but you know how it is. I'm honestly surprised at how much they delved in on Magneto, especially with how he's later presented in X-Men.

At least the kids provide a chess board for them to feel each other out, and eventually directly compete ideologically. Beast x Mystique wasn't really worthless, either.

[Himu]

Looking into cars. I need a new car. I'm leaning Ford Fiesta. It's a nice, average car for a nice, average person. Fit for me. Nothing too sportsy, nothing too large, nothing out of the ordinary or flashy. From what I'm seeing, nothing in the way of safety, and is reasonably cheaper than the competition. Then there's the Mazda 3. Any thoughts on these cars?

Alos, I'm hoping to get one for $5000. Not over that. Is that reasonable? That's my budget.

[Himu]

Honda Civic.



I definitely prefer sedans.

Mmmm. Honda Civic doesn't have much trunk room and my car is going to be a giant purse in Los Angeles. Plan on keeping some shoes back there, but it looks like it'll fit. Suitcase in the video barely fits.

[Himu]

Eesh.

I might as well get a 2013/2014 model and just wing it with monthly payments. Wanted to avoid that, but it's inevitable.

How much are car resprays? I want a purple car. What it is, it WILL BE PURPLE.

[Kara]

Himu when I replaced my car the other week people wanted 10K for a hybrid Camry with 130,000 miles. 

Shit's whack on used cars, glad I went new.

[Himu]

I didn't say new. I said used. and yeah, distinguished black fellows be crazy. But I want a purple car. I need it. PURPLE IS IMPORTANT!!!!

Himu when I replaced my car the other week people wanted 10K for a hybrid Camry with 130,000 miles. 

Shit's whack on used cars, glad I went new.

how much are you paying per month or did you pay it straight

[fistfulofmetal]

When I got my car pretty much everyone told me to get new. So I'll echo that. Get new. Lease it or something.

[lennedsay]

You can probably get a decent deal on a used Mazda. I love mine. Almost all of our friends have either Mazda 3's or Mazda 6's.

I'll never buy another used Honda. I bought my last one for 10K. 6 YEARS later, they were still selling that year for 10K. It was well over a decade old. Christ on a cracker dat resale value. I'd be better off buying new or buying used last year's model through my work.

Next car will probably be a Leaf. Got electric hook ups at the office now, and have seen some good deals on them through my work. I think I can factory order and get brand new for a few grand off too, plus tax credits. We'll see. Some days we're almost at the max mileage range, but if I can charge at work, I'm golden.

[Kara]

how much are you paying per month or did you pay it straight

It's a 3 year lease, I can't commit to anything long-term atm.

I put $1,300 down, they threw in another $500 and my monthly is $250ish.

Can't comment on the 3, but I loved my Mazda 6 that I just junked. It always ran great until I stopped taking care of it.

[Himu]

Mazda 2 vs 3?

[brawndolicious]

Looking into cars. I need a new car. I'm leaning Ford Fiesta. It's a nice, average car for a nice, average person. Fit for me. Nothing too sportsy, nothing too large, nothing out of the ordinary or flashy. From what I'm seeing, nothing in the way of safety, and is reasonably cheaper than the competition. Then there's the Mazda 3. Any thoughts on these cars?

Alos, I'm hoping to get one for $5000. Not over that. Is that reasonable? That's my budget.

$10k is really what you should be looking to spend in order to get a used car without mechanical issues.

[Himu]

Guess new it is.

[Mupepe]

Himu.  If you're looking at a Fiesta drive Diana's around for a bit.  I like it.  Base model comes with really cool features like Sync and stuff.  Not bad at all

[Himu]

I've considered a hatchback but my main issue is that I mostly don't like the look of hatchbacks except the Fiesta. Hatchbacks tend to look like vans to me for some reason, and when I think of vans, I think of old people. Is that bad?

[CatsCatsCats]

Being a family man, I really like my Toyota matrix

[Brehvolution]

Check out the Jetta. Mine has a huge trunk.

[Mupepe]

Check out the Jetta. Mine has a huge trunk.

man i've got some junk for your trunk

[Himu]

All these guys keep staring at me today. Even old men. STOP IT. I went to get a salad for lunch and this guy in line was staring at me the whole time. I dressed in slacks, a dress shirt, and tan shoes. So after getting my lunch from the counter, I walk up and sit next to him to just to chat, and he was so shocked. And while we were talking, another guy was staring at me.


EVERYONE IS STARING AT ME AUGHHH

[Himu]

Now I'm even more confused!

[Phoenix Dark]

All these guys keep staring at me today. Even old men. STOP IT. I went to get a salad for lunch and this guy in line was staring at me the whole time. I dressed in slacks, a dress shirt, and tan shoes. So after getting my lunch from the counter, I walk up and sit next to him to just to chat, and he was so shocked. And while we were talking, another guy was staring at me.


EVERYONE IS STARING AT ME AUGHHH

Is it a  stare or is it

[Himu]

Neither.

[Steve Contra]

Like just a dead, soulless shark eye stare?  Like a 40 year old dude version of Ariana Grande?

[Himu]

Neither.

Like this.



Except without the hands up.

One guy I caught looking at me, and he just stared me down in the eyes. What the hell.

[CatsCatsCats]

And you're sure this is staring and not just eye contact? Maybe they're wondering why you're looking around at everyone 

[Himu]

No.

[Phoenix Dark]

So it was an "I want that purple stuff" stare?