Please don't ask the specifics surrounding why, but today I found myself actually typing into Google, "how to turn on an Audi Q5." (If you don't know, it has an ignition system so silly it makes SAABs look like Ford Tauruses.) ANYWAYS, I was under the gun to do this quickly, and had failed searching in Google by other less... grandma-like query methods.. so I gave up hope and just started typing "how to turn on..." into the search bar which of course Google then tried to auto-fill with "a woman," followed by "a man," to which, in my exasperation I shouted irl MOTHER FUCKER I KNOW HOW TO DO THOSE THINGS I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TURN ON A LUXURY SPORTS UTILITY CROSSOVER OK.
tl;dr Google thinks I am more familiar with luxury sports utility crossovers than I am with paramours.