Author Topic: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening (Read 4009429 times)

Broseidon · « **Reply #22920 on:** June 03, 2014, 07:39:02 PM »

gangstalking claims another victim

Kara · « **Reply #22921 on:** June 03, 2014, 07:56:59 PM »

I write "calc'd" a lot in notations and thanks to you chuckleheads all I read that as now is "cac'd".

Thank V.I. Lenin I don't work with anyone under the age of 50 in the event that I slip up and do write "cac'd" instead of "calc'd".

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #22922 on:** June 04, 2014, 12:53:08 AM »

You can get away with it if you just claim you pronounce some words with a Boston accent.

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #22923 on:** June 04, 2014, 02:00:20 AM »

Phoenix Dark is Smoove B: http://www.theonion.com/articles/ready-4-love,36186/

Kara · « **Reply #22924 on:** June 04, 2014, 02:40:36 AM »

I really need to stop breaking my heartbreak fasting with rich people food. Poor stomach can't take it.

Kobe beef on someone else's dime doe.

Ditto for top shelf liquor.

benjipwns · « **Reply #22925 on:** June 04, 2014, 02:53:03 AM »

I had a dream that a pair of Korean-Americans posing as Japanese Yakuza's in suits on a moped were trying to scam my parents.

And part of the scam involved trying to get them to buy a Wii U for Mario Kart.

This is like the worst dream ever, I should describe it to my therapist. Or turn it into an erotic thriller self-published on Amazon.

benjipwns · « **Reply #22926 on:** June 04, 2014, 02:55:01 AM »

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on June 03, 2014, 04:07:10 PM

All these guys keep staring at me today. Even old men. STOP IT. I went to get a salad for lunch and this guy in line was staring at me the whole time. I dressed in slacks, a dress shirt, and tan shoes. So after getting my lunch from the counter, I walk up and sit next to him to just to chat, and he was so shocked. And while we were talking, another guy was staring at me.

EVERYONE IS STARING AT ME AUGHHH

Just like Talisker at NRO feared:

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Talisker • a day ago
It has seriously gotten to the point that I am worried that if I see a transgender person or someone whose gender is ambiguous and look at them for a second too long that I will be instantly vilified. That is how oppressive this culture is. Sometimes you can't even tell what the delusion is that you're supposed to buy into.

TVC15 · « **Reply #22927 on:** June 04, 2014, 03:03:59 AM »

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on June 03, 2014, 04:07:10 PM

All these guys keep staring at me today. Even old men. STOP IT. I went to get a salad for lunch and this guy in line was staring at me the whole time. I dressed in slacks, a dress shirt, and tan shoes. So after getting my lunch from the counter, I walk up and sit next to him to just to chat, and he was so shocked. And while we were talking, another guy was staring at me.

EVERYONE IS STARING AT ME AUGHHH

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chronovore · « **Reply #22928 on:** June 04, 2014, 03:12:49 AM »

Quote from: benjipwns on June 04, 2014, 02:53:03 AM

I had a dream that a pair of Korean-Americans posing as Japanese Yakuza's in suits on a moped were trying to scam my parents.

And part of the scam involved trying to get them to buy a Wii U for Mario Kart.

This is like the worst dream ever, I should describe it to my therapist. Or turn it into an erotic thriller self-published on Amazon.

The weird dream thread is that-away:

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=36256.0;nowap

benjipwns · « **Reply #22929 on:** June 04, 2014, 03:20:20 AM »

You, and I for that matter, are just assuming it's a dream.

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #22930 on:** June 04, 2014, 03:31:02 AM »

I met a guy on Grindr who has Mario Kart 8. This might be the first time I've hit up anyone on Grindr with the sole purpose of playing Mario Kart with them this weekend. He's not particularly my type, but... if he has a Mario Kart 8'' dick, then maybe.

chronovore · « **Reply #22931 on:** June 04, 2014, 04:23:46 AM »

Quote from: benjipwns on June 04, 2014, 03:20:20 AM

You, and I for that matter, are just assuming it's a dream.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #22932 on:** June 04, 2014, 10:22:02 AM »

So I told this guy I meet on Grindr that I have Mario Kart 8 just to get him to come over. He's going to be so disappointed when it gets all Pulp Fiction with red ball gags.

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #22933 on:** June 04, 2014, 05:46:50 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on June 04, 2014, 10:22:02 AM

So I told this guy I meet on Grindr that I have Mario Kart 8 just to get him to come over. He's going to be so disappointed when it gets all Pulp Fiction with red ball gags.

hahahaha

TVC15 · « **Reply #22934 on:** June 04, 2014, 06:08:05 PM »

Arvie, I'll fly right over if you can promise me mutual pissing on each other's face.

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #22935 on:** June 04, 2014, 08:38:52 PM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on June 04, 2014, 06:55:29 PM

Quote from: Esch on June 03, 2014, 08:00:50 PM
CAC is still on the internet. I'm not sure that it'll ever make the transition to 3d given that it's a slur.

There's no such thing as a slur against white people.

shut up you honky cracker vanilla gorilla

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #22936 on:** June 04, 2014, 08:42:45 PM »

Kara · « **Reply #22937 on:** June 04, 2014, 08:50:50 PM »

When I found out what gwailo meant I just laughed. That the best you got?

Boogie · « **Reply #22938 on:** June 04, 2014, 08:57:44 PM »

Looks like there's a current active shooting situation going on in New Brunswick, Canada tonight. Troopmates on my facebook are saying that two Mounties and a K-9 dog have been killed. Situation still ongoing.... $:-\$

Boogie · « **Reply #22939 on:** June 04, 2014, 09:08:58 PM »

fuck, watch him be some kind of Sovereign Citizen/Freeman on the Land psycho.

They haven't ended up being violent up here so far, but..... $:-\$

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #22940 on:** June 04, 2014, 09:10:24 PM »

sorry to hear that boogie. stay safe breh

Boogie · « **Reply #22941 on:** June 04, 2014, 09:40:18 PM »

Welp, CBC has named the fucker, and I think I've found his Facebook page already.

edit: shouldn't jump to conclusions, can't 100% confirm the profile as someone in Moncton....

but this guy's FB is filled with gun nut rantings, anti-cop memes, and a cryptic "manifesto" poem posted five hours ago.

ehh, fuck it, the fucker has a bunch of Moncton, NB friends on FB, it's gotta be him:

https://www.facebook.com/justin.bourque.5682

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #22942 on:** June 04, 2014, 10:16:58 PM »

Don't know how the fuck someone took this picture:

That's no zoom lens

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #22943 on:** June 04, 2014, 10:19:03 PM »

Hiding in a car?

Boogie · « **Reply #22944 on:** June 04, 2014, 10:26:57 PM »

News has confirmed 3 RCMP "officers" killed. Not sure if that includes the K-9 as an "officer" or not...

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #22945 on:** June 04, 2014, 10:46:41 PM »

need to get a root canal next week $:-\$

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #22946 on:** June 04, 2014, 10:58:03 PM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on June 04, 2014, 10:46:41 PM

need to get a root canal next week $:-\$

You're almost certainly going to need a core and crown afterward. $:-\$

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #22947 on:** June 04, 2014, 11:02:43 PM »

oh yes, definitely I will. my tooth started hurting really bad during my shift last night and i ended up popping painkillers all night (still am today). so i went in and they said i have an abscess and an infection is starting under the tooth. so in i go next tuesday for the procedure.

they prescribed me a stronger pain killer which i'll be picking up tomorrow morning (yay!), some antibiotics which will also help with the pain (yayyay!) and some valium for the day of so i won't know what the fuck is going on during the surgery (yayyayyay!)

Boogie · « **Reply #22948 on:** June 04, 2014, 11:06:34 PM »

Quote from: The Business on June 04, 2014, 11:04:04 PM

So this is like that Navy vet in the US last year—he's not targeting civilians.

So far, that's how it looks.

benjipwns · « **Reply #22949 on:** June 05, 2014, 01:37:49 AM »

Quote from: The Business on June 04, 2014, 11:04:04 PM

he's not targeting civilians.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #22950 on:** June 05, 2014, 07:54:40 AM »

Pulling an all nighter for a math test today... School and work are having their way with me.

StealthFan · « **Reply #22951 on:** June 05, 2014, 03:22:51 PM »

My grandfather passed away last night

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #22952 on:** June 05, 2014, 03:26:33 PM »

Quote from: They Called Me Stealthfan on June 05, 2014, 03:22:51 PM

My grandfather passed away last night

sorry to hear that my man.

Mupepe · « **Reply #22953 on:** June 05, 2014, 03:31:27 PM »

I'm sorry, Stealthfan

TVC15 · « **Reply #22954 on:** June 05, 2014, 03:37:04 PM »

Sorry, Stealthfan.

StealthFan · « **Reply #22955 on:** June 05, 2014, 03:49:08 PM »

thanks brehs. I'd be sadder if he didn't kick me out of his house, leading me to be homeless. That wasn't his fault though, as I was fat and doing nothing and obviously mentally ill. He wanted me to take care of it and get better and start life.

Shit not even four year prior he moved me in no questions asked (I was in shape then though). He was really supportive. Then I left and came back a tub of lard and he was like

The night my dad died he showed up and sat next to me on the couch while I cried over my fathers dead body. Fucking hearst took three hours. By the time they showed up my fathers hand, which I had been holding the entire time, was turning yellow/green-ish.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #22956 on:** June 05, 2014, 04:13:50 PM »

im sorry dude. take care of yourself.

Kara · « **Reply #22957 on:** June 05, 2014, 04:17:22 PM »

Fuck Stealth, and I thought my shit was fucked.

Sorry about your loss, truly.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #22958 on:** June 05, 2014, 04:22:08 PM »

Sorry for your loss, Stealthfan.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #22959 on:** June 05, 2014, 05:34:18 PM »

damn hydrocodon is no joke.

StealthFan · « **Reply #22960 on:** June 05, 2014, 05:37:43 PM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on June 05, 2014, 05:34:18 PM

damn hydrocodon is no joke.

I got two pills of that left. Well the bottle says its Hydrocodon but it's a tablet with a V on it so I think it's vics. Gonna take one today.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #22961 on:** June 05, 2014, 05:44:58 PM »

mine say M366 on them. I was only prescribed them because ibuprofen wears off too quickly and these legit last like 4 hours.

don't like feeling so sludgy $:-\$

Huff · « **Reply #22962 on:** June 05, 2014, 05:48:23 PM »

welcome to opiates

how much ibuprofen were you taking? could potentially go back on those at a higher dose or more frequent timing

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #22963 on:** June 05, 2014, 05:51:22 PM »

i was taking 2 every ~1.5 - 2 hours. i tried to only take 1 but it didn't take the pain away enough.

i don't know if i'll take these when i go to work or just go back to the advil during work hours.

TVC15 · « **Reply #22964 on:** June 05, 2014, 06:22:00 PM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on June 05, 2014, 05:34:18 PM

damn hydrocodon is no joke.

I'm like permanently immune to them. Oxycontin and liquid morphine ruined me.

Kara · « **Reply #22965 on:** June 05, 2014, 06:58:37 PM »

CPA: "So the new girl is working out OK, but she doesn't know anything--and I mean anything--about Excel."
Me: "So I guess you could say she doesn't excel at it right now."
[CPA misunderstands, asks me to repeat my comment 4 additional times.]
CPA: "Oh, that would have been funny (in a bad way) if you didn't have to repeat it 4 times."

£

Atramental · « **Reply #22966 on:** June 05, 2014, 07:31:13 PM »

Another shooting...

http://www.cnn.com/2014/06/05/justice/seattle-campus-shooting/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

etiolate · « **Reply #22967 on:** June 05, 2014, 08:29:33 PM »

I have a great urge to cull my facebook friends. The plan so far is to create a blacklist of websites that would get any friend culled for linking to them. This includes foxnews, pitchfork, Right Wing Photos, anything with Patriot in the name, Jezebel, sites that read like Jezebel, iflscience.com, and pretty much anything that lives and breathes outrage craved bullshit.

But I'll puss out. I probably need some of these people for job references and this blacklist would nuke like 85% of my friends list. For a long time I just stopped reading facebook for this very reason.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #22968 on:** June 05, 2014, 08:33:45 PM »

Hide feed/ignore bro. That way you can still keep them on your list and avoid the drama of removal but also not see any of the shit they have to say.

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #22969 on:** June 05, 2014, 09:02:44 PM »

Quote from: Karakand on June 05, 2014, 06:58:37 PM

CPA: "So the new girl is working out OK, but she doesn't know anything--and I mean anything--about Excel."
Me: "So I guess you could say she doesn't excel at it right now."
[CPA misunderstands, asks me to repeat my comment 4 additional times.]
CPA: "Oh, that would have been funny (in a bad way) if you didn't have to repeat it 4 times."

£

If he actually did get it the first time then that was some savage ether on his part.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #22970 on:** June 05, 2014, 09:07:13 PM »

sorry to hear that, stealthfan.

TVC15 · « **Reply #22971 on:** June 05, 2014, 09:13:31 PM »

We should just make a Weekly Shooting Discussion |OT| thread.

And this could be in the first post:

Kara · « **Reply #22972 on:** June 05, 2014, 09:17:33 PM »

Quote from: Mamacint on June 05, 2014, 09:02:44 PM

If he actually did get it the first time then that was some savage ether on his part.

When I make a deadpan joke I try to be as deadpan as possible, but this time I was depressed while trying to be as deadpan as possible so I ended up just mumbling.

Huff · « **Reply #22973 on:** June 05, 2014, 09:19:24 PM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on June 05, 2014, 05:51:22 PM

i was taking 2 every ~1.5 - 2 hours. i tried to only take 1 but it didn't take the pain away enough.

i don't know if i'll take these when i go to work or just go back to the advil during work hours.

you could potentially alternate advil and tylenol. id talk to your doc about non opiate pain control. shit ruins people

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #22974 on:** June 05, 2014, 09:25:26 PM »

The pharmacicst essentially advised me to stagger use of advil and the hydrocodon where i would take 1 hydro, then 4-5 hours later take 2 advil, then ~2 hours later take another hydro, rinse repeat. which i've been doing and it seems to work well.

Kara · « **Reply #22975 on:** June 05, 2014, 11:01:37 PM »

One of my folks is gonna commit career suicide tomorrow. (Won't be more specific, sorry. They're both semi-public figures.)

I've had better 4 week spans in my life, I'm not going to lie.

Kara · « **Reply #22976 on:** June 05, 2014, 11:14:33 PM »

I tried, tbh I see where they're coming from so I can't really find it in me to stop them.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #22977 on:** June 05, 2014, 11:17:00 PM »

We'll know what's up if Donald Sterling hands out chicken and watermelon in Compton tomorrow.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #22978 on:** June 06, 2014, 02:36:49 AM »

I'm sorry Stealthfan if there is anything we can do for you reach out and let us know. I'm serious don't hesitate!

I did horribly today on my exam. If I ever needed to find my inner asian gene it would be now.

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #22979 on:** June 06, 2014, 05:08:09 AM »

Quote from: etiolate on June 05, 2014, 08:29:33 PM

I have a great urge to cull my facebook friends. The plan so far is to create a blacklist of websites that would get any friend culled for linking to them. This includes foxnews, pitchfork, Right Wing Photos, anything with Patriot in the name, Jezebel, sites that read like Jezebel, iflscience.com, and pretty much anything that lives and breathes outrage craved bullshit.

But I'll puss out. I probably need some of these people for job references and this blacklist would nuke like 85% of my friends list. For a long time I just stopped reading facebook for this very reason.

Eh, at least Pitchfork gets some good artists attention sometimes.

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