Author Topic: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening (Read 4156900 times)

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #24180 on:** July 18, 2014, 08:15:10 AM »

yeah It sure as hell is thats why I thought you'd appreciate going back to when it all started.

I'm assuming your rat friend has passed on?

Brehvolution · « **Reply #24181 on:** July 18, 2014, 09:51:03 AM »

I'm glad you are OK Wrath. That's fucked up and I'm sad that you had to deal with that.

chronovore · « **Reply #24182 on:** July 18, 2014, 10:13:10 AM »

Glad you're okay, Wraff. Also happy neither of them was carrying.

chronovore · « **Reply #24183 on:** July 18, 2014, 10:22:54 AM »

Managed a lovely stint in Okinawa for 5 days, including a pilgrimage to Hacksaw Ridge, a great hike to some waterfalls, and a view from the north-most point on the island, Pt. Hedo.

I arrived at Hiroshima Airport, took the wrong walkway toward the hotel, then decided to dash across a portion of the road to make up for lost time. I didn't notice a raised reflector bump, and pulled a Farrelly Brothers-level violent pratfall. Opened up my right palm, and shaved off two big spots on my left knee. Everything is seeping. I'm about to crash on the hotel bed. In the morning, it's going to look like someone was deflowered. What a mess.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #24184 on:** July 18, 2014, 11:19:56 AM »

Glad you're ok Wrath. That was dangerous as hell. Honestly if some dudes sucker punched me and ran after callig me slurs...I'd go the other way. Not because I'm a pussy but because I'm not sure that's worth getting arrested, kill someone, or being killed for.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #24185 on:** July 18, 2014, 11:26:37 AM »

Quote from: chronovore on July 18, 2014, 10:22:54 AM

Managed a lovely stint in Okinawa for 5 days, including a pilgrimage to Hacksaw Ridge, a great hike to some waterfalls, and a view from the north-most point on the island, Pt. Hedo.

I arrived at Hiroshima Airport, took the wrong walkway toward the hotel, then decided to dash across a portion of the road to make up for lost time. I didn't notice a raised reflector bump, and pulled a Farrelly Brothers-level violent pratfall. Opened up my right palm, and shaved off two big spots on my left knee. Everything is seeping. I'm about to crash on the hotel bed. In the morning, it's going to look like someone was deflowered. What a mess.

It seems that the older I get, the harder it is to take a fall. I'm super-conscious in the winter with my footing. I'll be in hip destroying territory before I know it.

Kara · « **Reply #24186 on:** July 18, 2014, 11:55:09 AM »

Sorry about what happened to you Wrath.

Himu · « **Reply #24187 on:** July 18, 2014, 12:43:39 PM »

Jesus. Catching up and this thread has been wild.

Raban · « **Reply #24188 on:** July 18, 2014, 12:57:20 PM »

Niccas can't respect Daria

Himu · « **Reply #24189 on:** July 18, 2014, 12:58:05 PM »

Quote from: Raban on July 18, 2014, 12:57:20 PM

Niccas can't respect Daria

TEEEPO · « **Reply #24190 on:** July 18, 2014, 12:59:49 PM »

Daria is pretty shitty though

Himu · « **Reply #24191 on:** July 18, 2014, 01:01:21 PM »

Daria haters

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #24192 on:** July 18, 2014, 01:04:41 PM »

daria didn't fuck niccas so I don't fuck with her

Himu · « **Reply #24193 on:** July 18, 2014, 01:20:44 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 18, 2014, 01:04:41 PM

daria didn't fuck distinguished black fellows so I don't fuck with her

What is with your thing and that doesn't fuck niccas joke?

Himu · « **Reply #24194 on:** July 18, 2014, 01:29:37 PM »

I just don't get why he brings it up so much

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #24195 on:** July 18, 2014, 01:35:47 PM »

Wrath you're amazing, glad you got the last action on those shits. There's a bowl permanently on hold for you in PDX, bro.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #24196 on:** July 18, 2014, 01:37:53 PM »

I overslept and got out of the house late but was able to one-by-one get out of my morning responsibilities. Also checked my mailbox for the first time in two weeks and saw a jury summons...that I missed. Am I going to jail?

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #24197 on:** July 18, 2014, 01:38:34 PM »

Not if you call in and explain

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #24198 on:** July 18, 2014, 02:08:03 PM »

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on July 18, 2014, 01:20:44 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 18, 2014, 01:04:41 PM
daria didn't fuck distinguished black fellows so I don't fuck with her

What is with your thing and that doesn't fuck distinguished black fellows joke?

Coli reference brehs. You don't venture into jbo/locker room?

Himu · « **Reply #24199 on:** July 18, 2014, 02:34:26 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 18, 2014, 02:08:03 PM

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on July 18, 2014, 01:20:44 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 18, 2014, 01:04:41 PM
daria didn't fuck distinguished black fellows so I don't fuck with her

What is with your thing and that doesn't fuck distinguished black fellows joke?

Coli reference brehs. You don't venture into jbo/locker room?

No I got standards

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #24200 on:** July 18, 2014, 02:51:17 PM »

lol @ Esch liking that post as if he doesn't venture into the Latina thread. Probably views those ghetto gagger threads too...

Himu · « **Reply #24201 on:** July 18, 2014, 03:19:01 PM »

Those dudes and their porn addiction scare me.

Especially r=g.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #24202 on:** July 18, 2014, 03:23:09 PM »

Quote from: Esch on July 18, 2014, 03:17:42 PM

I'll occasionally pop into JBO for fuckery or because volatile topics move there, but nope. Weird ass forum full of confused young men talking about dicks and shit.

I understand how vital it is for you though, given your incredible rate of porn consumption.

It's not that incredible. I usually watch porn one every 2-3 days. That being said, when I do watch porn it's not a quick affair. I have multiple tabs and kind of just marinate in it, figuring out which direction I want to go in. Similar to smelling wine or slushing it around in your mouth, I preview a bit of each porn if it's something I haven't seen before. Might wank a little, or I might just sit there, sometimes with my arms crossed, and determine its worth.

30 minutes can pass before I even start doing anything.

Mupepe · « **Reply #24203 on:** July 18, 2014, 03:34:18 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 18, 2014, 03:23:09 PM

Quote from: Esch on July 18, 2014, 03:17:42 PM
I'll occasionally pop into JBO for fuckery or because volatile topics move there, but nope. Weird ass forum full of confused young men talking about dicks and shit.

I understand how vital it is for you though, given your incredible rate of porn consumption.

It's not that incredible. I usually watch porn one every 2-3 days. That being said, when I do watch porn it's not a quick affair. I have multiple tabs and kind of just marinate in it, figuring out which direction I want to go in. Similar to smelling wine or slushing it around in your mouth, I preview a bit of each porn if it's something I haven't seen before. Might wank a little, or I might just sit there, sometimes with my arms crossed, and determine its worth.

30 minutes can pass before I even start doing anything.

I wish I could do this. When I look at porn I find the first video with a hot chick getting fucked in a non annoying fashion and I nut ASAP.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #24204 on:** July 18, 2014, 03:40:59 PM »

Also, if I bust before the end of the video I don't skip to the end to see the money shot. I save it for another day.

Himu · « **Reply #24205 on:** July 18, 2014, 03:41:06 PM »

Last few weeks I look at pics of hot guys and just get hot, and then stop looking when I want to and the horniness subsides but it's okay because it's relieving.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #24206 on:** July 18, 2014, 03:42:00 PM »

You know what annoys me? My older brother used to mock me for spending so much time on the Internet; now he is way into reddit and says things like "newfag" in conversation.

demi · « **Reply #24207 on:** July 18, 2014, 03:43:37 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on July 18, 2014, 03:34:18 PM

I wish I could do this. When I look at porn I find the first video with a hot chick getting fucked in a non annoying fashion and I nut ASAP.

Yup. I try to convince myself to "marinate" as PD uncomfortably puts it, but it never happens.

Himu · « **Reply #24208 on:** July 18, 2014, 03:45:45 PM »

I like marinating too but it's best when you just stop and then use all that built up sexual energy to tell a story in your head.

The best thing is touching your body without the need to orgasm. Just playing with your tits is enough sometimes.

demi · « **Reply #24209 on:** July 18, 2014, 03:47:08 PM »

When I have some nice tits to play with, I'll give it a try.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #24210 on:** July 18, 2014, 03:49:08 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 18, 2014, 03:40:59 PM

Also, if I bust before the end of the video I don't skip to the end to see the money shot. I save it for another day.

Are the first 1/3 of the videos you watch just some dude struggling to get his pants off because he has a semi. Because I think I know why you don't make it to the end.

Himu · « **Reply #24211 on:** July 18, 2014, 03:52:34 PM »

Quote from: demi on July 18, 2014, 03:47:08 PM

When I have some nice tits to play with, I'll give it a try.

Please do!

Mupepe · « **Reply #24212 on:** July 18, 2014, 03:53:34 PM »

I'll save any marinating for actual sex. Masturbating ends up more like I just need to get it out of my system so I can go back to doing things that matter... like playing video games.

Himu · « **Reply #24213 on:** July 18, 2014, 04:02:28 PM »

Gosh, that's one of the best things about the last year. I'm no longer ruled by primal desire.

I am free!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #24214 on:** July 18, 2014, 04:06:42 PM »

In cases where I can't marinate, I choose my "go to" videos. Old stuff that always gets me in the mood right away. Like a old Heather bj video or this. The GOAT bj scene.

Mupepe · « **Reply #24215 on:** July 18, 2014, 04:10:43 PM »

Okay how easy it for you bros to masturbate with just your thoughts? My wife and I had a competition and I can nut in like less than 60 seconds starting cold and using only my imagination.

Edit: I can also say I don't have any favorites or "Go To" videos. Almost anything where the people aren't annoying or gross will do.

demi · « **Reply #24216 on:** July 18, 2014, 04:13:03 PM »

Well what are you supposed to use in the shower? Lol.

Mupepe · « **Reply #24217 on:** July 18, 2014, 04:28:00 PM »

Quote from: demi on July 18, 2014, 04:13:03 PM

Well what are you supposed to use in the shower? Lol.

Oh i'm too lazy to jerk it in the shower now. Comfort all the way.

Quote from: Esch on July 18, 2014, 04:15:15 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on July 18, 2014, 04:10:43 PM
Okay how easy it for you bros to masturbate with just your thoughts? My wife and I had a competition and I can nut in like less than 60 seconds starting cold and using only my imagination.

Edit: I can also say I don't have any favorites or "Go To" videos. Almost anything where the people aren't annoying or gross will do.

I think that would depend on how i'm feeling, how recently i fapped, etc.

I used to have to do it as a kid before I figured out how to bypass a web filter

I'll occasionally look up something i've found previously but I don't keep them on hand and rarely look for them again.

I've never had the urge to go find something I've seen before. I'd rather find a new video.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #24218 on:** July 18, 2014, 04:34:17 PM »

I'm jealous of women that can masturbate without taking their clothes off. I should do it without porn just to remember what it's like without an earplug in.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #24219 on:** July 18, 2014, 04:36:58 PM »

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on July 18, 2014, 04:02:28 PM

Gosh, that's one of the best things about the last year. I'm no longer ruled by primal desire. I am free!

Pfft.

Get on my level ho.

Himu · « **Reply #24220 on:** July 18, 2014, 05:05:13 PM »

Quote from: Esch on July 18, 2014, 04:09:32 PM

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on July 18, 2014, 04:02:28 PM
Gosh, that's one of the best things about the last year. I'm no longer ruled by primal desire. I am free!

it's not that bad. Needing to fap is just like a slight itch to scratch, on your dick, that gets a little more annoying with every passing day that you don't scratch it.

Naw. But apples and oranges.

Kara · « **Reply #24221 on:** July 18, 2014, 06:01:04 PM »

Imagination is amazing but I can't do it all the time, especially since a lot of my memories make me sad now.

And I am never telling my habits here if y'all flay PD for every other day.

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My sibling got fired from their job today and they called me for advice on how to deal with the 'rents about it as well as how they should go forward in looking for work.

This is funny for 2 reasons:

1. They've never listened to my advice once and generally treat me with a consistent level of disdain. Prodigal Son shit up in here.

2. Because my family disintegrated more or less around the time they were born, I tried to provide something passably resembling a parental figure to my sibling because my parents had more or less punted on doing that themselves which always prompted blowback on me for doing something that wasn't my job. ("You're not their father, Karakand!") Now I'm taking calls that a parent should be taking because the kid I couldn't parent is afraid of how their actual parents will react.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #24222 on:** July 18, 2014, 06:20:00 PM »

Just had the worst snack food ever: rosemary olive oil flavored Triscuits

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #24223 on:** July 18, 2014, 06:21:22 PM »

Those are great with cheese or tuna.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #24224 on:** July 18, 2014, 06:24:06 PM »

Triscuits and cheese

chronovore · « **Reply #24225 on:** July 18, 2014, 06:31:55 PM »

I just woke up and looked the sheets I left behind. My leg is a mess. The sheets are a mess. Someone is going to call CSI.

Atramental · « **Reply #24226 on:** July 18, 2014, 06:37:50 PM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #24227 on:** July 18, 2014, 06:38:03 PM »

Quote from: chronovore on July 18, 2014, 06:31:55 PM

I just woke up and looked the sheets I left behind. My leg is a mess. The sheets are a mess. Someone is going to call CSI.

CSI will just say "I guess she wasn't ready for the biggu dikku"

chronovore · « **Reply #24228 on:** July 18, 2014, 06:43:56 PM »

Positive Touch · « **Reply #24229 on:** July 18, 2014, 06:48:46 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 18, 2014, 06:20:00 PM

Just had the worst snack food ever: rosemary olive oil flavored Triscuits

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUU

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #24230 on:** July 18, 2014, 07:47:10 PM »

Done with the summer semester and halfway through my MBA (8 out of 15 classes complete), bryhs. This semester nearly killed me but I got two As and an A-. If I never have to deal with the double entry accounting equation again, I'll die a happy man.

Kara · « **Reply #24231 on:** July 18, 2014, 07:53:10 PM »

Double-entry accounting.

Squiddy · « **Reply #24232 on:** July 18, 2014, 07:58:09 PM »

Has anyone here tried Soylent?

I kinda want some, but I heard they're stopping all shipments as a result of farts?

Kara · « **Reply #24233 on:** July 18, 2014, 08:29:28 PM »

I thought I'd missed the enrollment date for an EA course that was highly recommended to me but I didn't.

It sucks up a couple of weekdays, but my clients can suck it--accreditation is within my grasp.

Waiting 3 months instead of 6-12.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #24234 on:** July 18, 2014, 08:48:42 PM »

Quote from: Squiddy on July 18, 2014, 07:58:09 PM

Has anyone here tried Soylent?

I kinda want some, but I heard they're stopping all shipments as a result of farts?

I've got a devops guy that swears by it so much that he has gone on to make his own. He also lives in a Oculus Rift game that is all about MLP (my little pony) and nasty things. He's lost to humanity just hook him into the matrix now.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #24235 on:** July 18, 2014, 10:02:43 PM »

Father in law called us up to pay his "fines" on his cell phone. Seems his dumb ass believes the FBI thinks he was looking at some bad shit. Even after this man has been scammed many times in the past he can't smell the shit right in front of him. Moneypak are not used to settle "fines" with the FBI. He doesn't even believe his dumb ass is at fault to installing the shit in the first place that has ransomed his phone from him. I have no patience for this shit, it's just a big waste of my time. This is the 5-6th time this has happened this year where he's been taking advantage of and he believes it every time. They say a sucker is born every second, maybe they need to adjust that considering there are much more gullible people out there than previously thought.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #24236 on:** July 18, 2014, 11:32:59 PM »

Don't have contacts but that's why I don't like to get drunk before dark.

StealthFan · « **Reply #24237 on:** July 19, 2014, 01:22:29 AM »

I can tell if I am gonna take a shower on any given day within two hours of waking up.

Bebpo · « **Reply #24238 on:** July 19, 2014, 01:36:53 AM »

What's a cool city in central/midwest/southern USA that'd be fun for a 2 days quick weekend trip? Want to fly out somewhere tomorrow, but somewhere new and exciting. Been Seattle/CA/Vegas/Boston/NYC/Chicago/Florida in the past. Thinking something in the middle? I dunno. Trips to Nassau are pretty affordable and that's cool coming from ACIV, but the weather this weekend is all rainy and humid and that sounds...fucking bad. Need somewhere that has good weather this weekend.

Wanted to go for 10 days and go to Prague, but fiance's meds run out Monday and she needs to get the refill, so just gonna go AM tomorrow->afternoon Mon. Might just take a train up to Santa Barbara but I was just in SB 6 months ago, but I haven't done the train ride and it's a nice train ride along the coast.

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #24239 on:** July 19, 2014, 02:47:12 AM »

gotta love 19 year old white boys with 8'' cocks. Damn.

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