Author Topic: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening (Read 4020259 times)

chronovore · « **Reply #26700 on:** December 18, 2014, 05:10:49 PM »

Quote from: kick51 on December 18, 2014, 09:18:46 AM

the first track on the Beavis And Butthead Experience is Nirvana's "I Hate Myself And Want To Die" and the second track is Anthrax covering the Beastie Boys' "Looking Down The Barrel Of A Gun"

And the third track is some unknown ditty called “Courtney Did It and Made It Look Like Suicide” by the Tin Foil Hats.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #26701 on:** December 18, 2014, 07:05:02 PM »

Mushrooms fried in coconut oil. O ya.

Bebpo · « **Reply #26702 on:** December 18, 2014, 08:23:20 PM »

How crowded is Target these days now that we're close to X-mas? Wanted to go grab some house stuff after work, but wonder if it's crazy crowds already...

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #26703 on:** December 18, 2014, 10:17:41 PM »

so crowded.

Kara · « **Reply #26704 on:** December 19, 2014, 12:17:53 AM »

Quote from: Bebpo on December 18, 2014, 08:23:20 PM

How crowded is Target these days now that we're close to X-mas? Wanted to go grab some house stuff after work, but wonder if it's crazy crowds already...

Mine's not bad but mine's a food desert Target so it's used to higher foot traffic generally speaking. I popped in after work the other night and wasn't that put out by the wait, though I was still reading a book on my phone in line.

Kara · « **Reply #26705 on:** December 19, 2014, 12:18:39 AM »

SPEAKING OF CHRISTMAS, barring thirsting gods (which is always a possibility with me...) I'm going fucking camping next week, all week.

Being reliably informed that I am still extremely obnoxious at a certain stage of inebriation, I'm stocking up on hooch in case I get stuck at a campsite with some fucking Norman Rockwell types that can't fuck off and spare the rest of us some lebensraum from their fucking love and togetherness bullshit.

Hope your little tykes are well adjusted parental units, because the minute I hear a Christmas carol out of you lot I'm going to go 0 to blackout ASAP and I'll be loosing a tirade of profanity, howls at the moon*, and other things that will make you all feel rather uncomfortable.

But while that's all nice, and don't get me wrong I'm stoked to take my first real vacay in a zillion years, I was feeling a certain je ne sais quoi about the whole endeavor, until today that is. I realized that Christmas is the giving season and I wasn't giving anyone anything**, so I concocted a rather petty scheme to shit all over someone's Christmas on my way out of town and afford them no recourse but leaving me straight to voice mail QQ messages I'll promptly delete when I return to civilization and turn my phone back on after a week. While it won't be my finest work by any means, or even my most vicious, I'm going to take a certain unrepeatable satisfaction from Operation Grinch.

*In all likelihood it will be performing the saxophone leitmotif from "Baker Street" instead, which again I'm reliably informed is one of my preferred fallbacks these days.

**Technically I did get someone something but I'm treating it as a birthday present for giving categorization purposes because it's for someone with a Christmas birthday.

seagrams hotsauce · « **Reply #26706 on:** December 19, 2014, 12:26:12 AM »

I only just realized the Corona Extra O Christmastree ad has been on for like 30 years

Broseidon · « **Reply #26707 on:** December 19, 2014, 09:19:30 AM »

Quote from: Vularai on December 19, 2014, 12:18:39 AM

so I concocted a rather petty scheme to shit all over someone's Christmas on my way out of town and afford them no recourse but leaving me straight to voice mail QQ messages I'll promptly delete when I return to civilization and turn my phone back on after a week.

Atramental · « **Reply #26708 on:** December 20, 2014, 05:13:32 PM »

Got invited to a new year's eve/friend's going away party.

Now I just need to make sure I get enough booze in me before hand so I don't have another panic attack. >_>

toku · « **Reply #26709 on:** December 20, 2014, 05:16:13 PM »

Dress well too!

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #26710 on:** December 20, 2014, 05:20:41 PM »

don't bother going. it'll probably be lame.

Atramental · « **Reply #26711 on:** December 20, 2014, 05:37:59 PM »

Well, I'm hoping more people I know from school go but if not... I'll just go to say my goodbyes and leave.

Rufus · « **Reply #26712 on:** December 21, 2014, 12:50:11 PM »

There's a really conspicuous white hair in my nose. It's like a shining beacon of old age poking you in the eye. I rip that thing out, but that's it.

Broseidon · « **Reply #26713 on:** December 21, 2014, 02:58:16 PM »

Broseidon · « **Reply #26714 on:** December 21, 2014, 03:02:50 PM »

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #26715 on:** December 21, 2014, 03:10:39 PM »

Quote from: Dufus on December 21, 2014, 12:20:15 PM

Does anyone else pull out nose hair by hand? I'm not sure where/when I picked up this habit but I sometimes poke my nostrils and do a little exploring. If I come upon any long hairs I just yank them out. I have no idea how I manage to grip them shits but often I succeed in yanking out quite a bit of hair. It's pretty ridiculous. It's not very painful when you pull it out very quick.

i read somewhere that this is very dangerous and can cause brain damage or something.

Broseidon · « **Reply #26716 on:** December 21, 2014, 03:28:11 PM »

holy shit

Broseidon · « **Reply #26717 on:** December 21, 2014, 05:35:27 PM »

Posted those videos in the wrong fucking thread

Rufus · « **Reply #26718 on:** December 21, 2014, 06:00:32 PM »

Three.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #26719 on:** December 21, 2014, 11:07:58 PM »

i went to take a nap around 5pm and i just woke up now and i had to struggle to understand what day it was. my sleep schedule is so fucked up right now

Rufus · « **Reply #26720 on:** December 22, 2014, 06:06:33 AM »

^ Having to fix that from one day to the next is the absolute worst.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #26721 on:** December 22, 2014, 06:24:28 AM »

I've been on the strangest sleep cycle over the past few weeks. Due to my abdominal issues I get pains in my back so I'm just laying in pain most days hoping to get some sleep. So it's been a few hours here and a few hours there all this time. I used to be able to just stay up and reset things properly, but I gave up after the 2nd week.

Broseidon · « **Reply #26722 on:** December 25, 2014, 08:18:35 PM »

lucky me

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #26723 on:** December 26, 2014, 01:46:48 AM »

Fuckin jager bombs, bro?

Broseidon · « **Reply #26724 on:** December 26, 2014, 11:27:22 AM »

Energy drinks

I just mix it with lemonade and some ice. Is delish if you get the ratio right

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #26725 on:** December 26, 2014, 11:49:53 AM »

Quote from: Broseidon on December 25, 2014, 08:18:35 PM

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lucky me

Not really.

Shit is garbage.

Broseidon · « **Reply #26726 on:** December 26, 2014, 12:37:55 PM »

More for me then

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #26727 on:** December 26, 2014, 12:41:12 PM »

A lid for every pot my man :-)

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #26728 on:** December 26, 2014, 07:51:05 PM »

I got this stuck in my head

and I only understand like every second word

Atramental · « **Reply #26729 on:** December 27, 2014, 02:39:28 PM »

Still plugging away on House of Cards and it's kinda weird hearing Kevin Spacey talk about things and places I've been to and seen in SC.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #26730 on:** December 27, 2014, 09:54:32 PM »

Quote from: Esch on December 27, 2014, 03:38:29 PM

15-18 years

Take this pedoshit back to GAF.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #26731 on:** December 27, 2014, 11:31:57 PM »

ahem you mean ephebeshit

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #26732 on:** December 28, 2014, 09:53:50 AM »

girlfriend went home late last night and i immediate started feeling sick.

slept for a few hours and now i'm awake and i can feel the sick creepin'

took a dose of nyquil and waiting for shit to kick in so i can sleeeeeeeeep all fuckin day

toku · « **Reply #26733 on:** December 28, 2014, 08:27:35 PM »

Quote from: Dufus on December 28, 2014, 07:34:46 PM

It took months for me to understand what the hell this 'L' shit meant and what taking an L meant.

Be mystified by black memes. Breh.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #26734 on:** December 28, 2014, 08:35:21 PM »

Quote from: Dufus on December 28, 2014, 07:34:46 PM

It took months for me to understand what the hell this 'L' shit meant and what taking an L meant.

Be mystified by black memes. Breh.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #26735 on:** December 29, 2014, 07:32:57 AM »

Quote from: Dufus on December 28, 2014, 07:34:46 PM

It took months for me to understand what the hell this 'L' shit meant and what taking an L meant.

Be mystified by black memes. Breh.

You couldn't spend five seconds looking it up on Urban Dictionary to figure it out?

seagrams hotsauce · « **Reply #26736 on:** December 29, 2014, 07:46:03 AM »

Quote from: Esch on December 28, 2014, 08:43:48 PM

Quote from: Dufus on December 28, 2014, 07:34:46 PM
It took months for me to understand what the hell this 'L' shit meant and what taking an L meant.

Be mystified by black memes. Breh.
(Image removed from quote.)

is this ironic or dumb

i am drunk on the internet and i cant tell anymore

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #26737 on:** December 29, 2014, 08:56:00 AM »

Quote from: seagrams hotsauce on December 29, 2014, 07:46:03 AM

Quote from: Esch on December 28, 2014, 08:43:48 PM
Quote from: Dufus on December 28, 2014, 07:34:46 PM
It took months for me to understand what the hell this 'L' shit meant and what taking an L meant.

Be mystified by black memes. Breh.
(Image removed from quote.)
is this ironic or dumb

i am drunk on the internet and i cant tell anymore

it's a gif of a racist Europeon.

seagrams hotsauce · « **Reply #26738 on:** December 29, 2014, 08:59:36 AM »

ugh i am dumb and clarksons very visage puts me on the defensive

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #26739 on:** December 29, 2014, 09:45:32 AM »

Positive Touch · « **Reply #26740 on:** December 29, 2014, 07:22:49 PM »

post the pawg

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #26741 on:** December 29, 2014, 09:30:11 PM »

pawg...or mom?

Huff · « **Reply #26742 on:** December 30, 2014, 11:45:59 AM »

Writing a letter of intent/cover letter is so draining. Let me suck you off while jacking me off at the same time.

Just going to put out a super generic letter in the hopes that I don't fuck up to bad and pray I get a couple interviews.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #26743 on:** December 30, 2014, 11:50:13 AM »

Quote from: Death Ghidorah on December 29, 2014, 07:42:01 PM

It's just one of those dumb, attempt at comedy pictures you find on facebook:

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This of all things started a mother/son argument.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #26744 on:** January 01, 2015, 12:14:48 PM »

pull ups

archnemesis · « **Reply #26745 on:** January 01, 2015, 12:19:28 PM »

Regular push ups might be a good place to start. I haven't been able to do many pull ups since I left my teens.

Mupepe · « **Reply #26746 on:** January 01, 2015, 01:35:51 PM »

Go to a park and do pullups. Buy one of the door mounted pull up bars. Pushups are for triceps and chest.

Pull ups are the best for biceps. But go buy a couple of dumbbells if you wanna do curls. But pull ups are way better. Trust me. My biceps rock.

Mupepe · « **Reply #26747 on:** January 01, 2015, 02:14:23 PM »

Its not that it uses both arms, it just flat out works the biceps more effectively. You can also do curls with both arms but its just a pointless movement.

Pull ups are the best basic upper body exercise you can do. You can change the whole shape of your arms and torso with it.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #26748 on:** January 01, 2015, 06:58:03 PM »

Took the wife to see Battle of The Five Armies today.

I wouldn't go as far to say I feel disappointed, but I do feel let down.
This whole trilogy

chronovore · « **Reply #26749 on:** January 01, 2015, 09:43:31 PM »

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on January 01, 2015, 06:58:03 PM

Took the wife to see Battle of The Five Armies today.

I wouldn't go as far to say I feel disappointed, but I do feel let down.
This whole trilogy

I was prepared for disappointment from the moment they announced it would be a trilogy, a la LOTR. No, thanks. It’s just been padded out with Simarilliononon nonsense and action sequences seemingly designed to slap your suspension of disbelief in the face.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #26750 on:** January 01, 2015, 10:35:07 PM »

Actually, it has no Simarilliononononsense in it because legally they can't use any of the Simarilliononononsense. It would have been much better if they could. For example, when Bilbo asks Gandalf about the other wizards, Gandalf makes up some non-Simarilliononononsens because he can't talk about the two blue wizards.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #26751 on:** January 02, 2015, 12:30:14 AM »

kinda weird to compare my attitude leading up to watching the final installment of each.

ROTK - lawd its ending

Hobbit - it's ending... huh.

in a perfect world they would have done the hobbit as two movies first, sprinkling little hints to the greater narrative and also building hype for the lotr trilogy. thankfully i'm certain once the hyper-indulgent extended versions of all three hit shelves nerds will undoubtedly cobble together a super edit of all 6 movies into one 7-8 hour long epic.

Quaker · « **Reply #26752 on:** January 02, 2015, 12:40:16 AM »

It would be pretty cool if Jackson would both redeem himself and satiate Warner Bros' compulsion to milk the franchise by releasing a single good, condensed cut of all three Hobbit movies that's around the length of the extended edition of ROTK once the well's run dry in like five years.

Fat chance, though.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #26753 on:** January 02, 2015, 01:04:24 AM »

Really seems like the difference between LOTR and The Hobbit is similar to the difference between the original Star Wars and the prequels. Film making takes a back seat to essentially a CEO mentality. LOTR are definitely "big" films but they feel hand crafted in nearly every way imaginable. The props, the sets, the costumes, the endless amount of takes...the films are a labor of love with Peter Jackson's fingerprints everywhere. Whereas The Hobbit trilogy, at least from what I've read, seen in behind-the-scenes videos, etc...just seems like an abbreviated, corporate version of that. Everything is CGI, the action pieces are ridiculous, even the actors often aren't in the same room during scenes.

Really seems like King Kong was the beginning of the end for Jackson. The product of technology trumping imagination rarely turns out well. I thought King Kong had a lot of great things going for it, but ultimately it was too "big" and bloated for its own good. His career just seems...forgettable. Especially when compared to someone like Nolan - who whether you like him or not has done some interesting things instead of being bogged down by one franchise.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #26754 on:** January 02, 2015, 01:12:18 AM »

yeah, more than anything, i was struck by how... real everything felt in the lotr trilogy as i rewatched last week. the hobbit is full of bloom and spitshined to the nth degree and loses something, IMO.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #26755 on:** January 02, 2015, 01:13:27 PM »

Unlike the starwars movies, I'm at least glad that there are hobbit movies.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #26756 on:** January 02, 2015, 01:49:26 PM »

I'd watch LOTR/Hobbit movies forever, haters can suck a dwarf.

jakefromstatefarm · « **Reply #26757 on:** January 02, 2015, 04:26:48 PM »

action in Five Armies felt like a Total War spot; experience was better than the first two, but partially because my expectations were tempered. It was the best of the three though

Quote from: The Walrus on January 02, 2015, 04:22:55 PM

I loved Battle of the Five Armies. It was right up there with Return of the King for me.

Also, King Kong was a masterpiece.

awesome-o rule

Himu · « **Reply #26758 on:** January 02, 2015, 04:44:37 PM »

i hope peter jackson never directs another movie

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #26759 on:** January 02, 2015, 05:45:04 PM »

Jackson's rumored project list is full of adaptions. Temeraire and Mortal Engines, both of which are fantasy series; and The Dam Busters, a remake. Eh...

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Author Topic: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening (Read 4020259 times)