Author Topic: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening (Read 4252277 times)

Samson Manhug · « **Reply #27960 on:** August 06, 2015, 12:47:17 AM »

Not having Facebook is like not having a cell phone: it's a major lifestyle choice that you will be forced to constantly defend. Might as well keep it and avoid some outrage/time wasting by modifying it a bit.

Himu · « **Reply #27961 on:** August 06, 2015, 12:49:33 AM »

Yeah, I tried the no fb thing. I don't have an fb app on my phone, and haven't for a while. It's impossible to escape, but this at least allows you to not participate in its supreme vapidity and boorish mundanity without going through the drama of "why'd you delete your facebook?" "because it sucks" routine.

Samson Manhug · « **Reply #27962 on:** August 06, 2015, 12:56:32 AM »

I tried the no Facebook thing a couple times too. My mom actually got mad at me for not "giving the family notice" I was deleting Facebook because "she couldn't contact me." I was like, "Mom, you have my phone number and email address."

nudemacusers · « **Reply #27963 on:** August 06, 2015, 01:01:45 AM »

Quote from: milchs evil twin on August 05, 2015, 10:56:48 AM

Denim skirts are pretty much the worst thing out there.

Combining all the worst things about jeans and skirts.

the Japanese have done some crazy things with denim tho

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #27964 on:** August 06, 2015, 08:00:40 AM »

I saw a muslim this week wearing a 9/11 was an inside job t-shirt

bork · « **Reply #27965 on:** August 06, 2015, 08:10:28 AM »

I keep wanting to get rid of Facebook but decided to keep it around and simply not look at it more than 1-2 times a week, if that. I just check to see a few recent posts or send birthday wishes and that's about it. I find something about it very annoying and even stressful for some reason.

bork · « **Reply #27966 on:** August 06, 2015, 08:19:11 AM »

Yesterday on the train:

I get on right as the doors are closing and this woman facing the doors jerks backwards in surprise and goes "HE'S GOING TO GET CRUSHED BY THOSE DOORS!!!" Meanwhile I and everyone else on the train is just like

while she continues to talk to herself loudly about my "near-death experience."

Today on the train:

An obese woman was walking through the car, begging for money. I guess nobody gave her anything because right before she got off, she goes "I have an announcement to make: ALL YOU WHITE PEOPLE ARE NASTY. DRESSED ALL NASTY AND SHIT FUCK YA'LL."

No, fuck you for interrupting my train-nap.

Kara · « **Reply #27967 on:** August 06, 2015, 02:54:12 PM »

In continuing education rn, the speaker pointed out that Franchise Tax Board forms have sides but publications authored by this agency have pages and that she actually asked someone there why this discrepancy exists. I think I found my soulmate.

bork · « **Reply #27968 on:** August 06, 2015, 03:03:41 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on August 06, 2015, 01:01:45 AM

Quote from: milchs evil twin on August 05, 2015, 10:56:48 AM
Denim skirts are pretty much the worst thing out there.

Combining all the worst things about jeans and skirts.

the Japanese have done some crazy things with denim tho

Indeed.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #27969 on:** August 06, 2015, 05:41:12 PM »

I mostly just use Facebook as a convenient sign in for other services

Kara · « **Reply #27970 on:** August 06, 2015, 05:50:10 PM »

I love it when big city lawyas get involved in stuff with variable interest entities (that's the trade name for shell companies). I just want to write "working as intended" in red ink on memos demanding clarification of opaque ownership structures.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #27971 on:** August 07, 2015, 12:24:12 PM »

So last night my step son (10 next month) was playing Plants vs Zombies: Garden Warfare and was really on a hot streak. He kept shouting "yeahhhh take that I'm so OP" (this is the language one learns on a steady diet of gaming youtubers) and after destroying someone's life particularly efficiently he shouted "YEAH!! Take my OPness!!! Take it! take my OPness"

Took him a second to realize why his mom and I were cracking up

Kara · « **Reply #27972 on:** August 07, 2015, 12:47:12 PM »

Let children play video games brehs.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #27973 on:** August 07, 2015, 01:27:48 PM »

"did you see that thing I posted on Facebook?"
"uhhhh.....yeah but what was it again? I've been so busy this week."

milchs evil twin · « **Reply #27974 on:** August 07, 2015, 09:12:33 PM »

Having a wide variety of social groups available is invaluable.

It means you can divide up your embarrassments.

Atramental · « **Reply #27975 on:** August 07, 2015, 10:18:37 PM »

I'm getting the "salary talk" this coming Friday.

I hope I get the amount that I asked for but... I somewhat doubt that I will.

Himu · « **Reply #27976 on:** August 07, 2015, 10:31:43 PM »

Today is Friday.

Atramental · « **Reply #27977 on:** August 07, 2015, 10:42:38 PM »

Next Friday*

Himu · « **Reply #27978 on:** August 08, 2015, 12:17:48 AM »

Question: do knee high tube socks make some girls look (i hate this word) slutty? I bought some because they were cute? Are they attractive?

Like this.

Wearing them tomorrow with some cute dayboat shorts.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #27979 on:** August 08, 2015, 12:38:59 AM »

No but I'm not gonna lie, it definitely puts thoughts in my head.

Samson Manhug · « **Reply #27980 on:** August 08, 2015, 12:43:05 AM »

Any sort of leg covering above the knee drives me crazy when it comes to sexual attraction. Leg warmers, socks, thigh-high tights, etc. I wish I knew why.

Kara · « **Reply #27981 on:** August 08, 2015, 12:45:23 AM »

If you got it, rock it. Fuck the haterZzz.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

legs

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Himu · « **Reply #27982 on:** August 08, 2015, 12:49:59 AM »

I ask the question because I am trying to learn how to attract men without dressing like a "slut" (i hate this word). Which I am told, some ladies have an issue with.

Samson Manhug · « **Reply #27983 on:** August 08, 2015, 12:50:06 AM »

Tall boots, tall boots with socks sticking out, garter belts, man oh man.

Himu · « **Reply #27984 on:** August 08, 2015, 12:54:06 AM »

I actually googled a guide on this shit.

http://aspirable.com/style/dress-sexy-without-looking-slutty/

Kara · « **Reply #27985 on:** August 08, 2015, 01:02:57 AM »

That article wasn't very helpful. I'm going to look like a total slut tomorrow. :'(

Himu · « **Reply #27986 on:** August 08, 2015, 01:06:25 AM »

yeah it was bad but the first point was a helpful reminder

toku · « **Reply #27987 on:** August 08, 2015, 01:16:54 AM »

yes knee high socks yes but I do think its kind of more a already in the house with your s/o sorta thing? Like I don't really see them out unless its some wacky halloween outfit/thing.

Rufus · « **Reply #27988 on:** August 08, 2015, 01:23:02 AM »

Quote from: Samson Manhug on August 08, 2015, 12:43:05 AM

Any sort of leg covering above the knee drives me crazy when it comes to sexual attraction. Leg warmers, socks, thigh-high tights, etc. I wish I knew why.

Fashion catalogues, many a young lads' first masturbation aid.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #27989 on:** August 08, 2015, 01:24:57 AM »

Quote from: Queen of Ice on August 08, 2015, 12:49:59 AM

I ask the question because I am trying to learn how to attract men without dressing like a "slut" (i hate this word). Which I am told, some ladies have an issue with.

short skirt, long jacket

Himu · « **Reply #27990 on:** August 08, 2015, 01:30:40 AM »

Huh?

I ain't wearing no jacket in no Texas summer heat.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #27991 on:** August 08, 2015, 01:37:02 AM »

ah just an old song

but really tho it's all about a jacket/blouse that covers almost the entire length of a short skirt. something evil sexy about it. as demonstrated here

maybe it's just long sleeves and a short skirt. library sloot style.

Himu · « **Reply #27992 on:** August 08, 2015, 01:48:23 AM »

Huh? We're going to Corpus Christi. Navy striped top + navy blue dayboat shorts + white knee high tube socks + low top blue chuck's = validate my body

VomKriege · « **Reply #27993 on:** August 08, 2015, 06:43:56 AM »

Quote from: Samson Manhug on August 06, 2015, 12:47:17 AM

Not having Facebook is like not having a cell phone: it's a major lifestyle choice that you will be forced to constantly defend. Might as well keep it and avoid some outrage/time wasting by modifying it a bit.

Honestly... it's really not. I haven't been back to FB in 4 months (I guess) and I don't miss it and no one questioned me for it either at work or with acquaintances. Probably because I'm kind of a shut-in (or secluded, private, hermit-like, introvert, pick your term) and I have the luxury of my SO managing the society part. It's definitely a potent tool for recreative social group activities, but having to sort out through the BS and unwanted interactions that constitutes 99% of what is Facebook is not really worth it in my opinion. I also am very skeptical of the use of more serious like social media like LinkedIn, but that one may vary depending on what career you pursue. I find the added value of all those social media to one's life in term of meaningful interaction pretty negligible.

Reb · « **Reply #27994 on:** August 08, 2015, 09:15:04 AM »

Yeah, I shut down my FB months ago. I comes up every once in a while, but nobody makes a big deal out of it.

They have my phone number and e-mail and vice versa.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #27995 on:** August 08, 2015, 10:22:10 AM »

Other things that drive me crazy

-women in sweaters or turtlenecks
-sun dresses
-women wearing hats, with their hair flowing under it. It can be a baseball cap, fedora, etc it doesn't matter

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #27996 on:** August 08, 2015, 10:35:42 AM »

Quote from: Vularai on August 08, 2015, 01:02:57 AM

That article wasn't very helpful. I'm going to look like a total slut tomorrow. :'(

pics or gtfo

Kara · « **Reply #27997 on:** August 08, 2015, 10:46:18 AM »

Women in fancy dress hats.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #27998 on:** August 08, 2015, 11:11:19 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 08, 2015, 10:22:10 AM

Other things that drive me crazy

-women in sweaters or turtlenecks
-sun dresses
-women wearing hats, with their hair flowing under it. It can be a baseball cap, fedora, etc it doesn't matter

Sundresses and real felt hats and sweaters or turtlenecks on big tittied chicks. O my.

There was this incredibly well proportioned black chick in one of the classes I was TAing that always wore a floppy hat. It was an experience.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #27999 on:** August 08, 2015, 11:34:53 AM »

Quote from: VomKriege on August 08, 2015, 06:43:56 AM

Quote from: Samson Manhug on August 06, 2015, 12:47:17 AM
Not having Facebook is like not having a cell phone: it's a major lifestyle choice that you will be forced to constantly defend. Might as well keep it and avoid some outrage/time wasting by modifying it a bit.

Honestly... it's really not. I haven't been back to FB in 4 months (I guess) and I don't miss it and no one questioned me for it either at work or with acquaintances. Probably because I'm kind of a shut-in (or secluded, private, hermit-like, introvert, pick your term) and I have the luxury of my SO managing the society part. It's definitely a potent tool for recreative social group activities, but having to sort out through the BS and unwanted interactions that constitutes 99% of what is Facebook is not really worth it in my opinion. I also am very skeptical of the use of more serious like social media like LinkedIn, but that one may vary depending on what career you pursue. I find the added value of all those social media to one's life in term of meaningful interaction pretty negligible.

It's the same here. I still have an account but it hasn't been used in a long time. If friends want to hang out, we usually just group text. It works a lot faster and works a lot better.

My personal experience is that after about five years, people generally stop using Facebook or go on once in a great while. I'm sure that's not the common experience but it's been my experience. At that point, you really don't care how many friends you have and you no longer care about updating your favorite movies, music, and books. Personally, I lost interest in people's daily minutiae because everyone I know is in a deep rut with their job. Now that I'm 30, I see a lot of constant updates about shit their children are doing. I couldn't care less about that stuff.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #28000 on:** August 08, 2015, 11:47:04 AM »

Facebook is trash and not nearly as essential as advertised. I know a lot of people who barely use it anymore. I tend to only use it to see how a couple folks are doing. If you're friends with me on there you know I haven't posted shit on my wall in ages.

As an example of how little I care now: I actually started accepting friend requests from family members. Back when I used FB I would reject those requests because I didn't feel like dealing with "what does that mean/hey who is that person/are you gonna be at Thanksgiving dinner/how do I fix my iPod" etc nonstop. But now I log in once every few days or weeks, mainly to creep on a couple people...

Kara · « **Reply #28001 on:** August 08, 2015, 05:14:44 PM »

I'm consistently impressed with the ne'er-do-well element that comes and goes from the Commune. At present there is a vehicle on the driveway with out of state plates whose tags have been expired since 2008.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #28002 on:** August 08, 2015, 05:26:24 PM »

trolling fb is far better juice than trolling forums

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #28003 on:** August 08, 2015, 07:45:32 PM »

Getting rid of a bunch of stuff from the house. Didn't realize how much stupid shit was even in it. You know it's bad when you pick up a bunch of random plastic crap and haven't a clue what the hell it is.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #28004 on:** August 08, 2015, 07:52:30 PM »

Quote from: Vularai on August 08, 2015, 05:14:44 PM

I'm consistently impressed with the ne'er-do-well element that comes and goes from the Commune. At present there is a vehicle on the driveway with out of state plates whose tags have been expired since 2008.

Kara · « **Reply #28005 on:** August 08, 2015, 09:16:20 PM »

Having had the pleasure of angering the owner of the vehicle, I can say that that's an accurate photo.

bork · « **Reply #28006 on:** August 08, 2015, 09:54:48 PM »

Discussion heard at work the other day:

Guy: ...I don't understand why the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles aren't superheroes.
Guy 2: 'Cuz they're ninjas. And they don't have powers.
Girl: But Batman doesn't have powers either, right? So he's like not a superhero. He's just a hero.
Guy: He still does superhero stuff.
Girl: And why is the Joker a superhero? He doesn't have powers either.
Guy: What!?
Guy 2: The Joker is a not a superhero. What are you talking about?
Girl: Yeah, I mean he doesn't have any super powers so he's not a superhero. Exactly!
Guy: The Joker is evil. He kills people.
Girl: Right...so he's like a hero villain. Not a superhero...just a hero.
Guy 2: He's not a hero. He's the bad guy!
Girl: Yeah, like I said. He's a hero villain.

Kara · « **Reply #28007 on:** August 09, 2015, 12:16:49 AM »

I feel like I prefer blanche over verte absinthe. I'm such a poseur. :'(

Kara · « **Reply #28008 on:** August 09, 2015, 01:28:18 AM »

jerk

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #28009 on:** August 09, 2015, 07:54:09 PM »

I stopped by Walmart to pick up some storage bins and I realized I needed underwear. The grabbed two six packs of boxer briefs without really paying attention.

Get home. The packs have two that are camouflage patterned. I have camouflage patterned underwear now.

Himu · « **Reply #28010 on:** August 09, 2015, 08:05:30 PM »

Buy stuff without paying attention, brehs.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #28011 on:** August 09, 2015, 09:45:42 PM »

get hanro cotton essentials next time

brawndolicious · « **Reply #28012 on:** August 09, 2015, 09:53:54 PM »

I once accidentally got kids themed boxers, with motorcycles and skateboards. All briefs from now on.

lennedsay · « **Reply #28013 on:** August 09, 2015, 10:04:59 PM »

My husband has the same camo underwear. That was the last time he asked me to buy underwear for him.

team filler · « **Reply #28014 on:** August 09, 2015, 10:30:25 PM »

beer and bobby womack tonight, brehs

Purrp Skirrp · « **Reply #28015 on:** August 09, 2015, 10:36:32 PM »

At my sister's wedding.
Drunk and high and managed to dance with my girlfriend, grandma, sister, and one of her sexy ass teacher friends.
If I were single bruhs

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #28016 on:** August 09, 2015, 10:45:57 PM »

Ya if only you were single that sounds like a hell of a four way.

Purrp Skirrp · « **Reply #28017 on:** August 09, 2015, 10:47:26 PM »

My post reads slightly incestuous

Purrp Skirrp · « **Reply #28018 on:** August 09, 2015, 10:48:21 PM »

BrandNew's incestuous postings

chronovore · « **Reply #28019 on:** August 10, 2015, 01:10:10 AM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on August 09, 2015, 07:54:09 PM

I stopped by Walmart to pick up some storage bins and I realized I needed underwear. The grabbed two six packs of boxer briefs without really paying attention.

Get home. The packs have two that are camouflage patterned. I have camouflage patterned underwear now.

Good luck finding those again.

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