Random talk thread: It just keeps happening

[nudemacusers]

I finished the banana bread. Dufus, I don't think what you've been using is an actual oven.

PS: I don't like nuts in my banana bread. Sorry MAC

Nuts in bread is awful. Nuts in brownies is awful.

ur gonna put these nuts in ur mouth or else

and jeez if you don't like nuts in a recipe you can i don't know take them out you sperglords

[Mupepe]

Anyone else find a woman's shaved armpit super sexy?

[Madrun Badrun]

No

[Madrun Badrun]

Though when I see a nice pair of women's freshly waxed feet at the beach, damn

[Momo]

 

[Valkyrie]

Spill your fetishes, brehs.

[Momo]

Time to trigger some folk.

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flat asses

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[etiolate]

T R I G G E R E D

 

[Rufus]

Time to trigger some folk.

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flat asses

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Goddamn weeb.

[I'm a Puppy!]

I was just about to make a post in the unpopular opinion thread about how a woman's shaved arm pit can be sexy at times. Seems it's not so unpopular after all

But the flat asses post should be there. Good god.

[nudemacusers]

Knee high socks

[CatsCatsCats]

Anyone else find a woman's shaved armpit super sexy?

10/10 would lick not sorry

[Madrun Badrun]

Knee high socks

With or without legs in them? 

[nudemacusers]

Knee high socks

With or without legs in them?

with ofc

http://sinthetics.com/gallery/sexy-feet/ ( )

[etiolate]

Well I just learned what vajankles are.

[demi]

Spill your fetishes, brehs.

I dont have any. Sorry

[Valkyrie]

Bulges and boners are hot shit. Stuff like guys wearing grey sweatpants and you can see their dick outline through the fabric. Getting hugged from behind and feel a boner against my ass is top tier.

 

Also spanking and cosplay sex are pretty high up there. 

I dont have any. Sorry

Sure you do. Don't be afraid, you're among friends here.

[nudemacusers]

guys wearing grey sweatpants

[Valkyrie]

Don't judge decent cuddle attire.

[Atramental]

Something about nailing a woman in formal attire in a professional setting gets me going.

[nudemacusers]

Something about nailing a woman in formal attire in a professional setting gets me going.

related but i massively prefer chix in higher collared long sleeve dresses (with shorter hems) vs the glamour low v front / sexy revealing type of shitz. dunno why. probably something buried from my past.

[etiolate]

I probably have more fetishes than I know about.

[nudemacusers]

when you get a boner you didn't expect

[Madrun Badrun]

Drunk ordering on amazon. 

[nudemacusers]

disciplinary actions w/ your female hr manager

[etiolate]

Aubrey Plaza supplies some fetish but I am not sure what it is.

[nudemacusers]

[Valkyrie]

I like girls in business suits with pin stripes for an odd one.

Not the pantsuit type, though.

Ain't nothing odd or uncommon about office lady though. Better follow her into the supply storage.

[chronovore]

Time to trigger some folk.

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flat asses

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[chronovore]

Anyone else find a woman's shaved armpit super sexy?

Depends on if it's smooth, or if it's got that turkey-waddle sag going on. If it's tight, jesus, that's great. I've been having impure thoughts about Gal Gadot's armpits thanks to the Wonder Woman promotional material, where she's got a raised sword.

Insert "raised sword" pun here.

[Valkyrie]

I've got nice, smooth and white armpits. Call me

[brawndolicious]

I like shaved armpits but just for aesthetic reasons, it doesn't make me move.

I LUVVVVV that skinny girl who just gained 10 pounds stress eating body type tho. Like where they're on the verge of having their fat settle into an unrounded shape but it's still gud.

[El Babua]

A girl with some tummy fat. It feels nice af to grab onto.

Not too much though 

[CatsCatsCats]

I'm way hot for mom bod. The tits get bigger, the ass and hips get bigger, servin straight up fertility goddess realness. And just natural woman stuff really gets me goin -- hair down, no make up, cotton tank top yes please 

Also, smoking is fucking hot

[Mupepe]

Anyone else find a woman's shaved armpit super sexy?

Depends on if it's smooth, or if it's got that turkey-waddle sag going on. If it's tight, jesus, that's great. I've been having impure thoughts about Gal Gadot's armpits thanks to the Wonder Woman promotional material, where she's got a raised sword.

Insert "raised sword" pun here.

This is what got me thinking about it. I've noticed it before but I couldn't stop looking at hers during the movie.

I've got nice, smooth and white armpits. Call me

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[Momo]

Sad that my flat asses post didnt trigger mupeppers

[Mupepe]

I don't judge. You do you, bro. More big booties for me.

I'm also think collar bones, spanking, belly buttons and dirty talk are all hot.

[Madrun Badrun]

Flat asses is code for 14 years old right?

[nudemacusers]

that reminds me i need to buy a paddle


edit: mupepe's post, not the one about 14 year olds 

[Joe Molotov]

tbf tho, there are a lot of 14 year olds that need their asses whooped, but you might want to leave out the face

[nudemacusers]

not even if there is a delicious steak on the table nearby? 

[toku]

[Phoenix Dark]

Spill your fetishes, brehs.

Eating ass
Eating pussy
Women with long hair, specifically long dark hair
I'm an ass man, I like big asses or firm smaller asses
Oral stuff in the shower
Super dirty talk/light race play
Giving facials

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Cuddling

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[Rufus]

 

[nudemacusers]

made an almond honey wheat cake w/ some leftover icing atop.

[Beezy]

Spill your fetishes, brehs.

Eating ass
Eating pussy
Women with long hair, specifically long dark hair
I'm an ass man, I like big asses or firm smaller asses
Oral stuff in the shower
Super dirty talk/light race play
Giving facials

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Cuddling

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you know for a black man, you're vanilla as fuck

You haven't met many black men, have you?

[Momo]

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made an almond honey wheat cake w/ some leftover icing atop.

please marry me.

[G The Resurrected]

Any of you boreans been to EDC? I'm thinking about taking off early from E3 and going to vegas for the first time to check out EDC. I'm breaking the one rule I thought I'd never break and that's visiting vegas. I need a vacation from this bullshit life of mine.

[Cerveza mas fina]

wtf is light race play 

[Momo]

[toku]

wtf is light race play 

beat around the n word and definitely no er

[chronovore]

wtf is light race play 

beat around the n word and definitely no er

No "emergency room" visits, or no "extraordinary rendition"?

[Valkyrie]

PD's list is a lot more tame than I had imagined it would be.

I could easily gross out the whole thread.

[nudemacusers]

Nobody does Hispanic race play? 

[Mupepe]

PD's list is a lot more tame than I had imagined it would be.

I could easily gross out the whole thread.

Give it a shot!

Additions - hotwifing fantasies are hot and cumsluts is probably my favorite subreddit

[Mupepe]

Oh and I think most here know I love some incest and preggers kink

[Valkyrie]

Okay, you win I guess. Would you have actual incest sex or do you just like fictional incest like in porn?

"Worst" thing I'll probably admit is that I used to get off on tentacle porn, but eventually got over it because I realized it was pointless.

[Raist]

I could easily gross out the whole thread.

Challenge accepted

"Worst" thing I'll probably admit is that I used to get off on tentacle porn, but eventually got over it because I realized it was pointless.

So you meant the usual posters in a Sarkeesian thread on GAF?

[Mupepe]

I just like the fictional taboo part. I can say I wouldn't do it for sure because I don't have a blood sister and my kink is the brother and sister angle

These are the worst thing ill admit publicly. Anything is PM only

[Valkyrie]

Bro, I don't go to those kinda GAF threads.

I just like the fictional taboo part. I can say I wouldn't do it for sure because I don't have a blood sister and my kink is the brother and sister angle

These are the worst thing ill admit publicly. Anything is PM only

The whole onii-chan thing is kinda hot, but I have brothers IRL so it's strictly fictional only.
PM me your secrets!