Author Topic: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening (Read 3706289 times)

Beezy · « **Reply #31020 on:** February 07, 2018, 10:48:46 PM »

You can't bring anyone home to an air mattress, bro.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #31021 on:** February 07, 2018, 10:49:45 PM »

Ask one of the cute salewomen if theyre willing to help with a mattress bump amd grind test

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #31022 on:** February 07, 2018, 10:51:27 PM »

Get a water bed.

team filler · « **Reply #31023 on:** February 07, 2018, 11:15:48 PM »

Quote from: Beezy on February 07, 2018, 10:48:46 PM

You can't bring anyone home to an air mattress, bro.

Try one of these then

brawndolicious · « **Reply #31024 on:** February 08, 2018, 10:21:14 AM »

I'd try a few different types of mattresses to get an idea of what level of firmness you want and then go on Amazon and buy a Zinus. I'd rather replace a $100 mattress every 3 years then spend $1000+ on something in a store just because it has a 30 year warranty. There's no way I'm holding onto a mattress longer than I've been alive.

Valkyrie · « **Reply #31025 on:** February 08, 2018, 01:47:08 PM »

Quote from: Beezy on February 07, 2018, 10:20:20 PM

I'm moving out this weekend and I need to buy a bed. How do you go about choosing a mattress? Just go to a store and lay down on a couple until you find one that's comfortable to you?

When I bought my last bed, I went to the stores and just laid down in the ones I could afford, and picked the most comfortable one. Just make sure you ask them for advice on durability, because not all beds will remain comfortable for longer periods of time.

samfish · « **Reply #31026 on:** February 08, 2018, 01:54:58 PM »

Just get a Casper. They’re fine.

Beezy · « **Reply #31027 on:** February 08, 2018, 09:40:10 PM »

Quote from: Valkyrie on February 08, 2018, 01:47:08 PM

Quote from: Beezy on February 07, 2018, 10:20:20 PM
I'm moving out this weekend and I need to buy a bed. How do you go about choosing a mattress? Just go to a store and lay down on a couple until you find one that's comfortable to you?
When I bought my last bed, I went to the stores and just laid down in the ones I could afford, and picked the most comfortable one. Just make sure you ask them for advice on durability, because not all beds will remain comfortable for longer periods of time.

I thought I was gonna get a bunch of troll responses after filler's truckbed pic, so this is what I ended up doing after work today. Financing it so that it doesn't hurt my wallet. Adulting still sucks though. I had no idea how much mattresses were until about a week ago.

team filler · « **Reply #31028 on:** February 08, 2018, 09:50:00 PM »

Bebpo · « **Reply #31029 on:** February 09, 2018, 01:28:08 AM »

Just bought a vinyl record player + furniture to put it on + speakers + speaker stands.
...I have 2 records :'(

Idk, it's dumb and a waste of money and I sorta regret it but I want to listen to my Nier OST and I want something that looks like classy furniture and sounds nice and that all added up pretty quick. fuckkk

Raist · « **Reply #31030 on:** February 09, 2018, 02:15:44 AM »

Well just buy records then

TVC15 · « **Reply #31031 on:** February 09, 2018, 02:54:11 PM »

Ive been so frequently constipated lately that I’m tempted to make a thread logging my constipation adventures.

Corporal · « **Reply #31032 on:** February 09, 2018, 03:54:21 PM »

If anything, I only ever have the opposite problem. And I'm kinda thankful for that. Constipation sounds rough.

...

Do we have some of them zhong guo ren in here? How're you guys holding up for Chinese New Year. It's the year of the doggo soon, right? Next week or so.

TVC15 · « **Reply #31033 on:** February 09, 2018, 04:04:33 PM »

I’m on like day 3 I think and it’s starting to get painful

TVC15 · « **Reply #31034 on:** February 09, 2018, 04:06:18 PM »

And the last time I went I was a 1 on this

Atramental · « **Reply #31035 on:** February 09, 2018, 04:13:13 PM »

That reminds me... I need more fiber in my diet.

TVC15 · « **Reply #31036 on:** February 09, 2018, 05:28:34 PM »

I think it might be time.

TVC15 · « **Reply #31037 on:** February 09, 2018, 05:43:16 PM »

TVC15 · « **Reply #31038 on:** February 09, 2018, 08:36:17 PM »

Fuck. Like a gallon of the black oil from the X-Files just came out of my ass. It had the consistency of water and was black, but it had oil-like patches of greasy color in it. And it burned really bad too. It feels like a Muslim terrorist threw acid on my pussy.

Valkyrie · « **Reply #31039 on:** February 10, 2018, 01:59:32 AM »

Why are you like this

TVC15 · « **Reply #31040 on:** February 10, 2018, 02:07:25 AM »

Quote from: Valkyrie on February 10, 2018, 01:59:32 AM

Why are you like this

it’s been like this since I turned 30ish, maybe. I get worse every year. I eat like shit is probably the biggest problem. Fuck, I ate Jack in the Box this week.

etiolate · « **Reply #31041 on:** February 10, 2018, 02:24:35 AM »

Fix your diet.

I shifted my diet away from carbs and more towards legumes. Legumes has healthy fats and proteins, and from a personal feeling standpoint, give you the satisfaction of filling you up. However, if your doo is runny then you need those carbs and fiber back in. Not just via the legumes though. Get some roughage in.

Only trade off is that my last blood test had higher than normal potassium, which may be the legume heavy diet. Also, we all know what beans do so don't start a love life.

You don't need to go legumes, but I found it recommended for mid-life male diets. You can find other ways. Just do a week on a diet that actually gives a fuck and give your system some recovery.

agrajag · « **Reply #31042 on:** February 10, 2018, 02:28:02 AM »

I am really glad to hear about your daily defecation patterns and hourly updates on your fucked up metabolism TVC, I really am.

TVC15 · « **Reply #31043 on:** February 10, 2018, 02:28:24 AM »

Quote from: etiolate on February 10, 2018, 02:24:35 AM

Fix your diet.

I shifted my diet away from carbs and more towards legumes. Legumes has healthy fats and proteins, and from a personal feeling standpoint, give you the satisfaction of filling you up. However, if your doo is runny then you need those carbs and fiber back in. Not just via the legumes though. Get some roughage in.

Only trade off is that my last blood test had higher than normal potassium, which may be the legume heavy diet. Also, we all know what beans do so don't start a love life.

You don't need to go legumes, but I found it recommended for mid-life male diets. You can find other ways. Just do a week on a diet that actually gives a fuck and give your system some recovery.

I might be willing to try your advice once I land a new job. When things are unstable, I really have no discipline about this sort of thing.

team filler · « **Reply #31044 on:** February 10, 2018, 06:03:38 AM »

why was cosby removed, but jared is okay? cosby raped hollywood thotties, jared raped children

Raist · « **Reply #31045 on:** February 10, 2018, 08:10:52 AM »

Quote from: Valkyrie on February 10, 2018, 01:59:32 AM

Why are you like this

Taco Bell

Corporal · « **Reply #31046 on:** February 10, 2018, 10:34:03 AM »

TVC, for serious, get your ass to a doctor.

And I'm not talking about having consensual anal sex with some hottie fresh off the university.

There's a bunch of nasty and a whole lot more not so nasty diseases and defects that can really fuck up your intestines. And often it's as easy as just not eating certain foodstuffs or taking the occasional pill for a worry-free pooping life. Very much worth the embarrassment and loss of dignity.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #31047 on:** February 10, 2018, 10:42:09 AM »

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #31048 on:** February 10, 2018, 01:45:49 PM »

Just found out Boston Market is deliverable via Grubhub.

What a time
To be alive

VomKriege · « **Reply #31049 on:** February 10, 2018, 02:05:42 PM »

Quote from: Corporal on February 10, 2018, 10:34:03 AM

TVC, for serious, get your ass to a doctor.

And I'm not talking about having consensual anal sex with some hottie fresh off the university.
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There's a bunch of nasty and a whole lot more not so nasty diseases and defects that can really fuck up your intestines. And often it's as easy as just not eating certain foodstuffs or taking the occasional pill for a worry-free pooping life. Very much worth the embarrassment and loss of dignity.

Would have done so if not dumb and childish ("mo' doctors, mo' health issues") myself because there was a period of time with terrible transit for me. It's doing much better since I shifted some eating habits (though couldn't tell you why exactly. I cut the caffeine a bit and soda pop a lot notably). Really past a certain age your body won't cope and it's really garbage in, garbage out. I'd say etiolate post is sound with regards to vegetables.

agrajag · « **Reply #31050 on:** February 10, 2018, 03:25:42 PM »

TVC this stuff works like a charm. When I remember to take it, my turda are smooth and slippery, like a lubed up eel sliding out from my asshole and diving into the water.

skullstorm · « **Reply #31051 on:** February 10, 2018, 04:24:33 PM »

I'm visiting my parents and my mom cooked rabbit so I asked if I could have the skull, why let it go to waste? Skulls and bones are pretty.

It was my first time taking the flesh out from a skull so of course I broke it in several pieces because it was so fragile and small (and I didn't read any instructions) but I'm gonna find a way to put it back together. Then I'll think of a nice way to display it along with another rabbit skull I already have which is now in a small glass box with some dried flowers.

Or maybe I'll try and trade it for a raccoon dog skull from a friend since I know she has two raccoon dog heads in her freezer. Leftovers from a hunter I'm told and I choose to believe it. But I wouldn't want to take the flesh out of that thing though, must be extra nasty.

Raist · « **Reply #31052 on:** February 10, 2018, 05:36:39 PM »

Could a mod change his username to skullstore, please?

Kthx.

TVC15 · « **Reply #31053 on:** February 10, 2018, 05:59:04 PM »

Good news everyone. I think I’ve cleared enough bricks for you all to have easy access to my shitoris again.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #31054 on:** February 10, 2018, 06:00:41 PM »

When the sludge cleared did it chime like this

TVC15 · « **Reply #31055 on:** February 10, 2018, 06:05:26 PM »

That made me lol.

Now that I can move freely without fear of needing to rush to a bathroom, I’m either seeing I, Tonya or Phantom Thread tonight. And buying some weed.

team filler · « **Reply #31056 on:** February 11, 2018, 03:01:08 PM »

scheduled maintenance?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #31057 on:** February 11, 2018, 03:26:28 PM »

Quote from: filler on February 11, 2018, 03:01:08 PM

scheduled maintenance?

Of course.

team filler · « **Reply #31058 on:** February 11, 2018, 03:28:10 PM »

missed you bb

agrajag · « **Reply #31059 on:** February 11, 2018, 04:10:05 PM »

My ingrown toenail hurts like a motherfucker

Corporal · « **Reply #31060 on:** February 11, 2018, 04:58:55 PM »

Well, make it un-ingrown, then. Just take a hatchet to the offending digit. You've got ten or so to spare, what's one less in the grand scheme of things.

agrajag · « **Reply #31061 on:** February 11, 2018, 05:13:40 PM »

That's not a nice thing to say, you are not nice

Raist · « **Reply #31062 on:** February 12, 2018, 12:56:09 PM »

He's german, what did you expect.

Corporal · « **Reply #31063 on:** February 12, 2018, 02:43:45 PM »

I wish I could like the above post twice.

But I'm only half joking. I only ever had ingrown toenails once and if I had had the option I'd have gladly taken off the fucking toe just to get it over with. Sadly, I was still a kid, and my mom trusted the expertise of our doc more than my reasoned and efficient approach.

...

Since we've mentioned my Germanitude, how about this random snippet:

http://www.tagesschau.de/multimedia/bilder/rosenmontag-am-rhein-101.html

DSHERMAHN KULDSHURE ALURT
We Germans are celebrating Rosenmontag right now. Part of that is getting drunk, drag floats through the street from which people throw candies at bystanders and blast bad music and "funny" paroles at the masses. So, just another day for some. For us Germans it's the height of revolutionary thought and the forefront of subdued, cultured political discourse.

Just look at this.

(Black Widow Angela Merkel and the remains of her previous victims - "Next, please!")

How's that for random?

agrajag · « **Reply #31064 on:** February 12, 2018, 02:46:05 PM »

Those floats are great.

The nail thing is totally self inflicted. It's an anxiety thing, I feel compelled to pick at and rip out my toenails

Brehvolution · « **Reply #31065 on:** February 12, 2018, 02:46:59 PM »

That's awesome.

TVC15 · « **Reply #31066 on:** February 13, 2018, 08:10:42 PM »

I’m constipated again, btw.

team filler · « **Reply #31067 on:** February 13, 2018, 09:28:48 PM »

The sound and my heartbeat, mix with the temperature of when I was young
Together with the evening raven (go home) At the back of the park I waved
What do you want to do? What do I want to do, I wonder?
Something neither of us know, you say "who knows"

Dazzling orange triggers the corneal reflex
Playing kick the can on the swing, crying in traffic
Like the marbles back then, are they still transparent?
What about me? Bought at the candy store
Konpeito, cigarettes, powdered candy sticks, aiming and competing for that kind of thing
That candy store also recently went out of business
Just like God said, when you leave it up to others this happens
Under the cherry blossoms, the tears fell. This disappointing me was no good
I cried. Then dawn. I only wanted to be praised
The Daruma inside me has fallen down
So just like this, I won't move

The sound and my heartbeat, mix with the temperature of when I was young
Together with the evening raven (go home) At the back of the park I waved

Heart in a miniature garden. After the bye-bye
There's so much irony, it's overflowing
My current self is so, so very small
Perplexed by old memories, feeling halfway like wanting to forget the past
Clinging to hopes, nostalgia
Twining around me, heart like a withered lotus
The mirror reflecting my inner heart is long, stretching, evening asphalt
Adults manipulate with convenient words, learning from them
Is not at all my dream, Transformation compact shining with rainbows
This magic wand is constantly constantly fluttering

The sound and my heartbeat, mix with the temperature of when I was young
Together with the evening raven (go home) At the back of the park I waved
What do you want to do? What do I want to do, I wonder?
Something neither of us know, let's go and search after this

Aah, back then, if I'd done this would it have been ok?
Somehow, somehow, I was wrong
The passing parallel or something, kicked away
Living in the current, green spring

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Atramental · « **Reply #31069 on:** February 15, 2018, 12:50:42 PM »

Been eating nothing but guacamole and carrots for lunch everyday. I suppose this is healthy.

Raist · « **Reply #31070 on:** February 15, 2018, 12:56:35 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on February 15, 2018, 12:50:42 PM

Been eating nothing but guacamole and carrots for lunch everyday. I suppose this is healthy.

Certainly not for the planet, shitlord.

Atramental · « **Reply #31071 on:** February 15, 2018, 01:02:18 PM »

Heh. I’m so black pilled at this point that I’m just going to enjoy myself/my time here while the planet dies.

Ride the Kali Yuga, brehs.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #31072 on:** February 15, 2018, 05:33:56 PM »

In this case, does "black pill" have something to do with your feces?

Atramental · « **Reply #31073 on:** February 15, 2018, 06:30:25 PM »

You'll have to ask TVC about that.

TVC15 · « **Reply #31074 on:** February 15, 2018, 06:33:24 PM »

The only ass related pills I know of are those pills to give yourself a tapeworm and they aren’t black. Still looking for a reputable source to get one.

eleuin · « **Reply #31075 on:** February 15, 2018, 06:41:19 PM »

Won an ebay auction using a sniping website, not sure why I never considered them before

Raist · « **Reply #31076 on:** February 15, 2018, 08:12:37 PM »

Murdering people who outbid you seems a little extreme.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #31077 on:** February 17, 2018, 01:56:52 PM »

TIL the specific origin of the term milquetoast, it comes from a twenties cartoon, featuring the bitch ass Caspar Milquetoast

Raist · « **Reply #31078 on:** February 17, 2018, 03:15:11 PM »

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on February 17, 2018, 01:56:52 PM

TIL the specific origin of the term milquetoast, it comes from a twenties cartoon, featuring the bitch ass Caspar Milquetoast

(Image removed from quote.)

Or, y'know, milksop.

El Babua · « **Reply #31079 on:** February 17, 2018, 03:23:41 PM »

Quote from: Esch on February 17, 2018, 02:57:43 PM

What's going on dudes

sup man

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