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« Reply #31200 on: March 20, 2018, 03:08:52 PM »
I had a thought today that I'd like to have a dead human body in my bed lying next to me and it's starting to feel more and more like a good idea. I think it would make me feel better, overall. Like hey, things could always be worse, just look at this guy.


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« Reply #31202 on: March 20, 2018, 10:45:15 PM »
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« Reply #31203 on: March 20, 2018, 10:51:37 PM »
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« Reply #31204 on: March 25, 2018, 07:58:13 PM »
at least cindi retired as the champ  8)


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« Reply #31205 on: March 25, 2018, 09:26:01 PM »
Jesus  :doge

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« Reply #31206 on: March 26, 2018, 01:31:24 AM »
cloudwalking and the fake shemp still being in the top 3 is impressive.
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« Reply #31207 on: March 28, 2018, 01:16:35 AM »
Even when I was spending 5 fucking hours a day on forums I could never post more than 15 a day. How the fuck

agrajag

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« Reply #31208 on: March 28, 2018, 01:34:00 AM »
wow demi used to post a lot

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« Reply #31209 on: March 28, 2018, 04:08:55 AM »
“Just never care about anything and everything will be OK! And if it doesn’t turn out OK it’s OK because you don’t care!”
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« Reply #31210 on: March 28, 2018, 10:32:24 AM »
Hm, 16.777.215 is 24bits. So it breaks at 100k and just displays the max value? But then how does Shemp have less? Deleted posts?

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« Reply #31211 on: March 28, 2018, 10:41:19 AM »
I'm pretty sure Cindi, Wilco, and Cloud all had their post counts artificially inflated. I know Cindi did, because I'm the one that did it. She asked me if she could have a higher post count since her original account got blown up, so I just gave her a billion posts or whatever.
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« Reply #31212 on: March 28, 2018, 11:03:01 AM »
so where in this day and age do i go to d/l television shows? piratebay is difficult to connect to

Pm me your email baby cakes, I’ll invite you to where you should

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« Reply #31213 on: March 28, 2018, 07:40:45 PM »
I'm pretty sure Cindi, Wilco, and Cloud all had their post counts artificially inflated. I know Cindi did, because I'm the one that did it. She asked me if she could have a higher post count since her original account got blown up, so I just gave her a billion posts or whatever.

And I thought me begging for likes was pathetic

It is. 

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« Reply #31214 on: March 28, 2018, 09:43:35 PM »
Had a strange dream dream last night that I keep turning over. Basically remember seeing a reflection of myself or a pov outside my body looking at my face. My pupils were extremely dilated and I was sweating profusely. I also remember this strong need to hide whatever I had done or taken to get to this point from everyone else. Probably some strange way my mind was dealing with internally held guilt? It was unsettling as hell. I looked manic.
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« Reply #31215 on: March 30, 2018, 12:21:09 AM »
Is that a saying? ... as i slowly enlarge into a peach pit

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« Reply #31216 on: March 30, 2018, 02:19:02 PM »
Really activates the almonds.

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« Reply #31217 on: April 09, 2018, 05:52:16 AM »
Hard pill to swallow truth-bomb headed your way.

"Pay it forward" in drive thru lines is mostly unnessecary. Especially at Starbucks. The person behind you wouldn't be in line if they couldn't afford to buy their 8 dollar drink. While its a nice gesture, its really just well-off people taking care of other well-off people (with very few exceptions.)

Consider, instead, if youve got 8 bucks to give away, thats about the average HOURLY salary of the barista at the window busting ass to take care of you. They have a tip jar and could probably use it more than Bougie Becky behind you in her Lexus.

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« Reply #31218 on: April 09, 2018, 09:01:44 AM »
Giving money to poors?!

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agrajag

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« Reply #31219 on: April 09, 2018, 12:34:42 PM »
wait, what is this pay it forward thing?

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« Reply #31220 on: April 09, 2018, 12:38:59 PM »
So this year I finally got over buying cheap/sale games that just go in the steam/console backlog. Was figuring I'd save a few hundred bucks a year that way.
But then I started buying Vinyls this year and I'm spending like $50-100/month on records. So yeah, that didn't work. Just replaced one toy with another :|

That being said now that I've worn my record player in and gotten the hang of static cleaning records and got my audio settings right, records are pretty darn awesome. Lots of fun re-visiting older albums that I used to listen to on cds/tapes in portable cd players and hearing them sound like I'm at a goddamn concert now. Been rocking out a lot and its a quality of life improvement. When I get up in the morning I'll put a record on as I'm getting ready and when I get home from work I'll often just relax for a bit to an album. Only disappointing side besides that some vinyl are expensive is that Japan hasn't seemed to get into the hipster vinyl wave. There's very few Japanese records/remasters/re-releases (besides stuff from back in the day) and most of the bands I like don't have any vinyl or sell them exclusively at shows as some expensive limited item. Kinda sucks, but I figure in another 5-10 years they'll get on board.

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« Reply #31221 on: April 09, 2018, 12:58:04 PM »
wait, what is this pay it forward thing?
Paying for the person behind you in line, who then pays for the person behind them, etc. It's feel-good nonsense.

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« Reply #31222 on: April 09, 2018, 12:59:16 PM »
wait, what is this pay it forward thing?
Paying for the person behind you in line, who then pays for the person behind them, etc. It's feel-good nonsense.

I've never heard of that, must be a west coast thing

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« Reply #31223 on: April 09, 2018, 01:54:24 PM »
I hear entrepreneur types on podcasts talk/brag about how they paid for a dozen or more people’s Starbucks orders.

It’s essentially public “financial” masturbation, if you ask me.

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« Reply #31224 on: April 09, 2018, 09:03:22 PM »
I hear entrepreneur types on podcasts talk/brag about how they paid for a dozen or more people’s Starbucks orders.

It’s essentially public “financial” masturbation, if you ask me.

It's also a power move, because they're not even letting people behind them assert their own independence.

Plot twist: the driver who pays for everyone behind them has NO VISIBILITY into whether or not their gift has been delivered. The barista could just pocket that for their tip jar.

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« Reply #31225 on: April 09, 2018, 09:05:52 PM »
Don't get me started about that guy I met that was into findom
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« Reply #31226 on: April 09, 2018, 09:09:48 PM »
Sometimes it's nice to pay for the guy that comes after you when you get a backpage slut  8)
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« Reply #31227 on: April 09, 2018, 09:21:06 PM »
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« Reply #31228 on: April 09, 2018, 10:21:57 PM »
Way to completely take the joy out of being a nice person. It's a very small gesture that can have very big effects on people's moods. When I'm feeling nice I'll buy the drink for the person behind me or take someone's tab at a bar. If someone with deep pockets is paying for all the Starbucks orders in the room, it's not like it's hurting anybody, and it's certainly doing more good than sitting around on a video game forum trying to take a shit on all the ways people try to make their tragic, meaningless lives just a little more tolerable.

http://blog.zerocalvin.com/sais-horse-a-japanese-proverb/

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« Reply #31229 on: April 09, 2018, 10:48:51 PM »
Doesn't have a job but buys other people shit at starbucks

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« Reply #31230 on: April 10, 2018, 03:11:40 AM »
Consider, instead, if youve got 8 bucks to give away, thats about the average HOURLY salary of the barista at the window busting ass to take care of you. They have a tip jar and could probably use it more than Bougie Becky behind you in her Lexus.
Maybe if they were required to sing every time somebody puts anything in the tip jar...

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« Reply #31231 on: April 10, 2018, 04:35:02 AM »
You shouldn't pay for other people's Starbucks orders, or your own, cuz Starbucks coffee sucks

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« Reply #31232 on: April 10, 2018, 04:26:09 PM »
Congrats on succeeding where I have failed, Dufus. So far at least. How enviable. :-\

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Germany's oldest woman, aged 112 years, just kicked the bucket on Monday. Man, what a life she has had. Two world wars centered on Germany alone, not to mention all the other crap that went down, the split and re-merge of Germany itself, the tech advancements from e.g. (pre-)analogue to digital including computers, mobile phones and the net. She experienced a German monarchy, the Führer, and the horrors and uncertainties of e.g. the Weimar republic. Makes ya think, a hundred years is a damn long time.
To top it off, she had an epic sounding name: Edelgard Huber von Gersdorff. My hat's off to the old lady, and all other old farts that are still kicking around.

I bought a year pass for the local Zoo. Fuck paying it forward, I'm gonna look at penguins and apes n shit and pretend that my meager donation will save a few species in the breeding programme and cooperative conservation efforts. Why help my fellow human when I can save some barely known fancy rats or lizards or whatever. That Zoo also has an artificial cave where you can stand still and hope for a few bats to land on you. Surprisingly cute critters, those. Highly recommended if you have a bit of money to waste, and a genuine zoo nearby. At least here in Munich, it's a pretty nice, green place to hang out, as well. Hideously expensive foodstuffs though.
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« Reply #31233 on: April 10, 2018, 04:27:44 PM »
its been so tempting to post in the triumph thread about my weight loss progress

but i still got at least a month to go, possibly two or three months, gotta hold it in :noah
I lost a fair amount Jan-March. but I gained some of it back in March til now. :(
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« Reply #31234 on: April 10, 2018, 04:30:59 PM »
Easter was hell for my dietary plans. It all went well, and then, blammo, back to where I started.  :(
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« Reply #31235 on: April 10, 2018, 04:32:25 PM »
Just ate an entire 10 piece order with fries from Wingstop by myself :rejoice

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« Reply #31236 on: April 11, 2018, 03:43:40 AM »

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 9 months ago this is her boyfriends worst enemy...she kept masturbating to him over and over with the detached shower head...you know where the water shoots out as one hard stream...these intense clip pounding sessions led to her constant want for this distinguished black fellow...she ran into him at the corner store and like a typical distinguished black fellow he loves the white mans wife...one thing led to another and he tells her to go to his house...her pussy floods with juice just like when is getting ready for her shower time...a baby soon
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« Reply #31237 on: April 12, 2018, 06:21:20 PM »
Saw my first Sovereign Citizen today on the road. Where his license plate should have been was a giant essay about how license plates are illegal government surveillance and he was a citizen of the United States FOR Americans so he was exempt. (long light on the freeway onramp so I had time to read it all)

It seems he wasn't a fan of me inspecting it as he followed me on the highway, cut me off in the passing lane (at 80mph), immediately slowed down by ~10mph, and then brake checked me when I flashed my lights as there was no one in the other lane to pass, all this at like 70-75mph  :dizzy. The guy behind us changed lanes to the right to avoid this mess and the dude INSTANTLY changed lanes to the right to cut that dude off so I just sped up to gtfo away from all that mess. :lol

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« Reply #31238 on: April 12, 2018, 06:23:39 PM »
I would love to see his interaction with the cop once he gets pulled over

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« Reply #31239 on: April 12, 2018, 06:27:44 PM »
I should have known something was up when I noticed his Jetta was riddled with dents and bumps on it. Clearly he must think the driver's test is a human rights violation or something.

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« Reply #31240 on: April 12, 2018, 09:13:39 PM »
I would love to see his interaction with the cop once he gets pulled over

After countless hours of watching sovereign citizen cop encounter vids, one thing is certain, that drivers side window is getting smashed the fuck in
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« Reply #31241 on: April 12, 2018, 09:23:03 PM »
I would love to see his interaction with the cop once he gets pulled over

After countless hours of watching sovereign citizen cop encounter vids, one thing is certain, that drivers side window is getting smashed the fuck in

oh geeze now I'm watching a bunch of these on youtube

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« Reply #31242 on: April 13, 2018, 03:35:41 AM »
They're surprisingly entertaining. But maybe that's just because I'm in Germany and those fruity cockgobblers are half a world apart from me. If this was about our local version, I'm sure it wouldn't be half as fun to watch.

And yeah. That driver side window smash never gets old. Very satisfying.
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« Reply #31243 on: April 13, 2018, 09:08:47 AM »
You bet your ass that fucker didn't have car insurance. It's best to keep your distance and let them self destruct.
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« Reply #31244 on: April 14, 2018, 06:37:20 PM »
Got hittup out of the blue by a girl in my life I knew for a time in my teens. We sort of chatted here and there throughout time from then. A serious beauty inside and out. Well read, loves Buckowski and Vonnegut. She's basically everything a fedora wearing ingrate pines for but with a healthy sense of self worth. niccas, my heart sighs.
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« Reply #31245 on: April 14, 2018, 07:06:49 PM »
Don't put up with my shit.
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« Reply #31246 on: April 15, 2018, 02:02:36 AM »
So same chick. I sent a response to a message she sent to me, I kind of opened up, pushed the envelope as you'd say. I'm a well seasoned adult, but she hasn't responded despite reading it and its a perfect test case for how you can feel like a little bitch depending on who you're communicating with regardless of age.
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« Reply #31247 on: April 15, 2018, 02:18:23 AM »
Not really too fast cause I wasn't leading her somewhere. But its almost like telling your high school crush you smelled her chair after Spanish 101 as she went to AP Bio but in an emotional sense
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« Reply #31248 on: April 15, 2018, 02:31:21 AM »
I just typed out a whole bunch of shit I just redacted. But yes, you mothafucka, thats about it. Imma messge her LOL that kimchi fucked me up, her fine Korean ass. FUCK.
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« Reply #31249 on: April 15, 2018, 05:43:37 AM »
Dude fuck not only did I got super drunk tonight I also got high as fuck.

I'm trying this whole be positive and open angle recently. I hope it's been working. I know I'm a co dude.  Just need to better realize that shit

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« Reply #31250 on: April 15, 2018, 09:41:31 AM »
Got hittup out of the blue by a girl in my life I knew for a time in my teens. We sort of chatted here and there throughout time from then. A serious beauty inside and out. Well read, loves Buckowski and Vonnegut. She's basically everything a fedora wearing ingrate pines for but with a healthy sense of self worth. niccas, my heart sighs.

You spelled bukkake wrong.

kingv

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« Reply #31251 on: April 15, 2018, 09:42:52 AM »
They're surprisingly entertaining. But maybe that's just because I'm in Germany and those fruity cockgobblers are half a world apart from me. If this was about our local version, I'm sure it wouldn't be half as fun to watch.

And yeah. That driver side window smash never gets old. Very satisfying.

It’s like watching Russian fist fight videos. Half the time some skinny dude wearing a speedo is involved.

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« Reply #31252 on: April 15, 2018, 04:56:16 PM »
bukowski, Vonnegut

well read

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« Reply #31253 on: April 15, 2018, 04:57:44 PM »
Don't talk shit, Harrison Bergeron is my shit kid

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« Reply #31254 on: April 15, 2018, 05:14:28 PM »
Getting 'super drunk' and 'high as fuck' doesn't seem like a good way to turn your life around.
It's helpful every now and then so you can take a break from the world punching you in the gut.

Just don't make it into a habit.

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« Reply #31255 on: April 15, 2018, 05:24:47 PM »
Not really too fast cause I wasn't leading her somewhere. But its almost like telling your high school crush you smelled her chair after Spanish 101 as she went to AP Bio but in an emotional sense

We had this discussion before, but I have 0% chill when it comes to relationships. Yes, it's lead to a mountain of dissappointment but when you find someone else that burns are bright as you do it really makes for something special. A lot of the same people that were always like "Puppy, you need to be more aloof and have some chill when it comes to relationships." are the same people that are getting divorces and being like "why can't I have what you have?"

So hang in there. The way I see if being all in makes for pretty efficient dating. Either they go away early or you succeed early. Hang in there.
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« Reply #31256 on: April 15, 2018, 06:35:27 PM »
bukowski, Vonnegut

well read

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The bar is that low.

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« Reply #31257 on: April 15, 2018, 06:40:04 PM »
Having read any amount of it being the bar.

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« Reply #31258 on: April 15, 2018, 06:58:30 PM »
Hey, I was just listing two writers we both dig as an example of shared interests. I'm sorry I don't fold heavy Hemingway novels around my uncut dick and thrust to completion! I've read Great Expectations once AND watched the movie! *folds arms*
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« Reply #31259 on: April 15, 2018, 08:35:54 PM »
For some crazy reason, my housemates brought home a big ass turtle they found on the bike trail by the river. They thought it was a domestic pet that got out. They are now finding out that it's covered in leeches and other sorts of nasties that exist in the wild. They found this out by putting this dirty ass scruffed-up turtle in the bath that I use.

They asked me what they should do with the leeches. I think the questions began far before this point.