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« Reply #32280 on: September 13, 2018, 11:13:05 AM »
When I went to get lunch, the guy at the counter of my local sandwich shop asked "What'll you have slick?" So anyone who tells me "you ain't slick" is completely wrong.

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« Reply #32281 on: September 13, 2018, 03:54:46 PM »
I've started getting Chinese robocalls every morning.  The numbers belong to the Chinese Consul General in downtown LA.  Am I already dead?

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« Reply #32282 on: September 13, 2018, 04:00:17 PM »
Practicing for A Christmas Story is a blast so far. Good kids.
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« Reply #32283 on: September 13, 2018, 05:02:12 PM »

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The fact that you exist is proof that every single one of your ancestors got laid. So if you die a virgin, you will be the first in your line to do so.
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« Reply #32284 on: September 14, 2018, 10:53:07 PM »
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« Reply #32285 on: September 15, 2018, 12:44:11 AM »
I asked my boss for more hours. She said "I'll see what I can do." Within a few days she fires my coworker.
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« Reply #32286 on: September 15, 2018, 12:54:48 AM »
never trust stost, not even once
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« Reply #32287 on: September 15, 2018, 12:54:56 AM »
Is that the boss you got to cheat on her husband?

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« Reply #32288 on: September 15, 2018, 01:00:17 AM »
Is that the boss you got to cheat on her husband?
we didn't do anything and no, I moved departments
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« Reply #32289 on: September 16, 2018, 03:47:47 AM »
fuckers, fuck you
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« Reply #32290 on: September 16, 2018, 03:48:30 AM »
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« Reply #32291 on: September 16, 2018, 12:33:35 PM »
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« Reply #32292 on: September 20, 2018, 12:32:25 AM »
To drool at the moon with donkey-like wonder.
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« Reply #32293 on: September 20, 2018, 01:57:44 AM »
What's everyone upto?

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« Reply #32294 on: September 20, 2018, 02:09:07 AM »
Making a DeepFakes video of Elizabeth Holmes
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« Reply #32295 on: September 20, 2018, 03:24:16 AM »
What's everyone upto?
working mostly but also reading some apple watch reviews and wondering why indian girls are so bad at giving head. how about you?

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« Reply #32296 on: September 20, 2018, 05:06:38 AM »
working mostly but also reading reddit and doing some light trolling :o

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« Reply #32297 on: September 20, 2018, 01:01:35 PM »
What's everyone upto?

Had oral surgery yesterday so I am currently expelling excess bone graft from my sinus.

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« Reply #32298 on: September 20, 2018, 01:45:47 PM »
What's everyone upto?

Had oral surgery yesterday so I am currently expelling excess bone graft from my sinus.
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« Reply #32299 on: September 20, 2018, 02:21:13 PM »
If you get a big glob of coagulated blood, take a picture of it.

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« Reply #32300 on: September 20, 2018, 02:25:37 PM »
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« Reply #32301 on: September 20, 2018, 03:07:54 PM »
[...] Fascism became an all-purpose term because one can eliminate from a fascist regime one or more features, and it will still be recognizable as fascist. Take away imperialism from fascism and you still have Franco and Salazar. Take away colonialism and you still have the Balkan fascism of the Ustashes. Add to the Italian fascism a radical anti-capitalism (which never much fascinated Mussolini) and you have Ezra Pound. Add a cult of Celtic mythology and the Grail mysticism (completely alien to official fascism) and you have one of the most respected fascist gurus, Julius Evola.

But in spite of this fuzziness, I think it is possible to outline a list of features that are typical of what I would like to call Ur-Fascism, or Eternal Fascism. These features cannot be organized into a system; many of them contradict each other, and are also typical of other kinds of despotism or fanaticism. But it is enough that one of them be present to allow fascism to coagulate around it.

1. The first feature of Ur-Fascism is the cult of tradition. Traditionalism is of course much older than fascism. Not only was it typical of counter-revolutionary Catholic thought after the French revolution, but it was born in the late Hellenistic era, as a reaction to classical Greek rationalism. In the Mediterranean basin, people of different religions (most of them indulgently accepted by the Roman Pantheon) started dreaming of a revelation received at the dawn of human history. This revelation, according to the traditionalist mystique, had remained for a long time concealed under the veil of forgotten languages—in Egyptian hieroglyphs, in the Celtic runes, in the scrolls of the little known religions of Asia.

This new culture had to be syncretistic. Syncretism is not only, as the dictionary says, “the combination of different forms of belief or practice”; such a combination must tolerate contradictions. Each of the original messages contains a sliver of wisdom, and whenever they seem to say different or incompatible things it is only because all are alluding, allegorically, to the same primeval truth.

As a consequence, there can be no advancement of learning. Truth has been already spelled out once and for all, and we can only keep interpreting its obscure message.

One has only to look at the syllabus of every fascist movement to find the major traditionalist thinkers. The Nazi gnosis was nourished by traditionalist, syncretistic, occult elements. The most influential theoretical source of the theories of the new Italian right, Julius Evola, merged the Holy Grail with The Protocols of the Elders of Zion, alchemy with the Holy Roman and Germanic Empire. The very fact that the Italian right, in order to show its open-mindedness, recently broadened its syllabus to include works by De Maistre, Guenon, and Gramsci, is a blatant proof of syncretism.

If you browse in the shelves that, in American bookstores, are labeled as New Age, you can find there even Saint Augustine who, as far as I know, was not a fascist. But combining Saint Augustine and Stonehenge—that is a symptom of Ur-Fascism.

2. Traditionalism implies the rejection of modernism. Both Fascists and Nazis worshiped technology, while traditionalist thinkers usually reject it as a negation of traditional spiritual values. However, even though Nazism was proud of its industrial achievements, its praise of modernism was only the surface of an ideology based upon Blood and Earth (Blut und Boden). The rejection of the modern world was disguised as a rebuttal of the capitalistic way of life, but it mainly concerned the rejection of the Spirit of 1789 (and of 1776, of course). The Enlightenment, the Age of Reason, is seen as the beginning of modern depravity. In this sense Ur-Fascism can be defined as irrationalism.

3. Irrationalism also depends on the cult of action for action’s sake. Action being beautiful in itself, it must be taken before, or without, any previous reflection. Thinking is a form of emasculation. Therefore culture is suspect insofar as it is identified with critical attitudes. Distrust of the intellectual world has always been a symptom of Ur-Fascism, from Goering’s alleged statement (“When I hear talk of culture I reach for my gun”) to the frequent use of such expressions as “degenerate intellectuals,” “eggheads,” “effete snobs,” “universities are a nest of reds.” The official Fascist intellectuals were mainly engaged in attacking modern culture and the liberal intelligentsia for having betrayed traditional values.

4. No syncretistic faith can withstand analytical criticism. The critical spirit makes distinctions, and to distinguish is a sign of modernism. In modern culture the scientific community praises disagreement as a way to improve knowledge. For Ur-Fascism, disagreement is treason.

5. Besides, disagreement is a sign of diversity. Ur-Fascism grows up and seeks for consensus by exploiting and exacerbating the natural fear of difference. The first appeal of a fascist or prematurely fascist movement is an appeal against the intruders. Thus Ur-Fascism is racist by definition.

6. Ur-Fascism derives from individual or social frustration. That is why one of the most typical features of the historical fascism was the appeal to a frustrated middle class, a class suffering from an economic crisis or feelings of political humiliation, and frightened by the pressure of lower social groups. In our time, when the old “proletarians” are becoming petty bourgeois (and the lumpen are largely excluded from the political scene), the fascism of tomorrow will find its audience in this new majority.

7. To people who feel deprived of a clear social identity, Ur-Fascism says that their only privilege is the most common one, to be born in the same country. This is the origin of nationalism. Besides, the only ones who can provide an identity to the nation are its enemies. Thus at the root of the Ur-Fascist psychology there is the obsession with a plot, possibly an international one. The followers must feel besieged. The easiest way to solve the plot is the appeal to xenophobia. But the plot must also come from the inside: Jews are usually the best target because they have the advantage of being at the same time inside and outside. In the US, a prominent instance of the plot obsession is to be found in Pat Robertson’s The New World Order, but, as we have recently seen, there are many others.

8. The followers must feel humiliated by the ostentatious wealth and force of their enemies. When I was a boy I was taught to think of Englishmen as the five-meal people. They ate more frequently than the poor but sober Italians. Jews are rich and help each other through a secret web of mutual assistance. However, the followers must be convinced that they can overwhelm the enemies. Thus, by a continuous shifting of rhetorical focus, the enemies are at the same time too strong and too weak. Fascist governments are condemned to lose wars because they are constitutionally incapable of objectively evaluating the force of the enemy.

9. For Ur-Fascism there is no struggle for life but, rather, life is lived for struggle. Thus pacifism is trafficking with the enemy. It is bad because life is permanent warfare. This, however, brings about an Armageddon complex. Since enemies have to be defeated, there must be a final battle, after which the movement will have control of the world. But such a “final solution” implies a further era of peace, a Golden Age, which contradicts the principle of permanent war. No fascist leader has ever succeeded in solving this predicament.

10. Elitism is a typical aspect of any reactionary ideology, insofar as it is fundamentally aristocratic, and aristocratic and militaristic elitism cruelly implies contempt for the weak. Ur-Fascism can only advocate a popular elitism. Every citizen belongs to the best people of the world, the members of the party are the best among the citizens, every citizen can (or ought to) become a member of the party. But there cannot be patricians without plebeians. In fact, the Leader, knowing that his power was not delegated to him democratically but was conquered by force, also knows that his force is based upon the weakness of the masses; they are so weak as to need and deserve a ruler. Since the group is hierarchically organized (according to a military model), every subordinate leader despises his own underlings, and each of them despises his inferiors. This reinforces the sense of mass elitism.

11. In such a perspective everybody is educated to become a hero. In every mythology the hero is an exceptional being, but in Ur-Fascist ideology, heroism is the norm. This cult of heroism is strictly linked with the cult of death. It is not by chance that a motto of the Falangists was Viva la Muerte (in English it should be translated as “Long Live Death!”). In non-fascist societies, the lay public is told that death is unpleasant but must be faced with dignity; believers are told that it is the painful way to reach a supernatural happiness. By contrast, the Ur-Fascist hero craves heroic death, advertised as the best reward for a heroic life. The Ur-Fascist hero is impatient to die. In his impatience, he more frequently sends other people to death.

12. Since both permanent war and heroism are difficult games to play, the Ur-Fascist transfers his will to power to sexual matters. This is the origin of machismo (which implies both disdain for women and intolerance and condemnation of nonstandard sexual habits, from chastity to homosexuality). Since even sex is a difficult game to play, the Ur-Fascist hero tends to play with weapons—doing so becomes an ersatz phallic exercise.

13. Ur-Fascism is based upon a selective populism, a qualitative populism, one might say. In a democracy, the citizens have individual rights, but the citizens in their entirety have a political impact only from a quantitative point of view—one follows the decisions of the majority. For Ur-Fascism, however, individuals as individuals have no rights, and the People is conceived as a quality, a monolithic entity expressing the Common Will. Since no large quantity of human beings can have a common will, the Leader pretends to be their interpreter. Having lost their power of delegation, citizens do not act; they are only called on to play the role of the People. Thus the People is only a theatrical fiction. To have a good instance of qualitative populism we no longer need the Piazza Venezia in Rome or the Nuremberg Stadium. There is in our future a TV or Internet populism, in which the emotional response of a selected group of citizens can be presented and accepted as the Voice of the People.

Because of its qualitative populism Ur-Fascism must be against “rotten” parliamentary governments. One of the first sentences uttered by Mussolini in the Italian parliament was “I could have transformed this deaf and gloomy place into a bivouac for my maniples”—“maniples” being a subdivision of the traditional Roman legion. As a matter of fact, he immediately found better housing for his maniples, but a little later he liquidated the parliament. Wherever a politician casts doubt on the legitimacy of a parliament because it no longer represents the Voice of the People, we can smell Ur-Fascism.

14. Ur-Fascism speaks Newspeak. Newspeak was invented by Orwell, in 1984, as the official language of Ingsoc, English Socialism. But elements of Ur-Fascism are common to different forms of dictatorship. All the Nazi or Fascist schoolbooks made use of an impoverished vocabulary, and an elementary syntax, in order to limit the instruments for complex and critical reasoning. But we must be ready to identify other kinds of Newspeak, even if they take the apparently innocent form of a popular talk show. [...]
-- Umberto Eco
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« Reply #32302 on: September 20, 2018, 04:00:32 PM »
If you get a big glob of coagulated blood, take a picture of it.

I already had a few come out.

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« Reply #32303 on: September 20, 2018, 04:27:25 PM »
Must have felt amazing coming out. :aah

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« Reply #32304 on: September 20, 2018, 04:39:23 PM »
It's a weird sensation. Can't say I recommend it. Though, it brought a great sense of relief in my sinus.

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« Reply #32305 on: September 20, 2018, 04:40:05 PM »
[...] Fascism became an all-purpose term because one can eliminate from a fascist regime one or more features, and it will still be recognizable as fascist. Take away imperialism from fascism and you still have Franco and Salazar. Take away colonialism and you still have the Balkan fascism of the Ustashes. Add to the Italian fascism a radical anti-capitalism (which never much fascinated Mussolini) and you have Ezra Pound. Add a cult of Celtic mythology and the Grail mysticism (completely alien to official fascism) and you have one of the most respected fascist gurus, Julius Evola.

But in spite of this fuzziness, I think it is possible to outline a list of features that are typical of what I would like to call Ur-Fascism, or Eternal Fascism. These features cannot be organized into a system; many of them contradict each other, and are also typical of other kinds of despotism or fanaticism. But it is enough that one of them be present to allow fascism to coagulate around it.

1. The first feature of Ur-Fascism is the cult of tradition. Traditionalism is of course much older than fascism. Not only was it typical of counter-revolutionary Catholic thought after the French revolution, but it was born in the late Hellenistic era, as a reaction to classical Greek rationalism. In the Mediterranean basin, people of different religions (most of them indulgently accepted by the Roman Pantheon) started dreaming of a revelation received at the dawn of human history. This revelation, according to the traditionalist mystique, had remained for a long time concealed under the veil of forgotten languages—in Egyptian hieroglyphs, in the Celtic runes, in the scrolls of the little known religions of Asia.

This new culture had to be syncretistic. Syncretism is not only, as the dictionary says, “the combination of different forms of belief or practice”; such a combination must tolerate contradictions. Each of the original messages contains a sliver of wisdom, and whenever they seem to say different or incompatible things it is only because all are alluding, allegorically, to the same primeval truth.

As a consequence, there can be no advancement of learning. Truth has been already spelled out once and for all, and we can only keep interpreting its obscure message.

One has only to look at the syllabus of every fascist movement to find the major traditionalist thinkers. The Nazi gnosis was nourished by traditionalist, syncretistic, occult elements. The most influential theoretical source of the theories of the new Italian right, Julius Evola, merged the Holy Grail with The Protocols of the Elders of Zion, alchemy with the Holy Roman and Germanic Empire. The very fact that the Italian right, in order to show its open-mindedness, recently broadened its syllabus to include works by De Maistre, Guenon, and Gramsci, is a blatant proof of syncretism.

If you browse in the shelves that, in American bookstores, are labeled as New Age, you can find there even Saint Augustine who, as far as I know, was not a fascist. But combining Saint Augustine and Stonehenge—that is a symptom of Ur-Fascism.

2. Traditionalism implies the rejection of modernism. Both Fascists and Nazis worshiped technology, while traditionalist thinkers usually reject it as a negation of traditional spiritual values. However, even though Nazism was proud of its industrial achievements, its praise of modernism was only the surface of an ideology based upon Blood and Earth (Blut und Boden). The rejection of the modern world was disguised as a rebuttal of the capitalistic way of life, but it mainly concerned the rejection of the Spirit of 1789 (and of 1776, of course). The Enlightenment, the Age of Reason, is seen as the beginning of modern depravity. In this sense Ur-Fascism can be defined as irrationalism.

3. Irrationalism also depends on the cult of action for action’s sake. Action being beautiful in itself, it must be taken before, or without, any previous reflection. Thinking is a form of emasculation. Therefore culture is suspect insofar as it is identified with critical attitudes. Distrust of the intellectual world has always been a symptom of Ur-Fascism, from Goering’s alleged statement (“When I hear talk of culture I reach for my gun”) to the frequent use of such expressions as “degenerate intellectuals,” “eggheads,” “effete snobs,” “universities are a nest of reds.” The official Fascist intellectuals were mainly engaged in attacking modern culture and the liberal intelligentsia for having betrayed traditional values.

4. No syncretistic faith can withstand analytical criticism. The critical spirit makes distinctions, and to distinguish is a sign of modernism. In modern culture the scientific community praises disagreement as a way to improve knowledge. For Ur-Fascism, disagreement is treason.

5. Besides, disagreement is a sign of diversity. Ur-Fascism grows up and seeks for consensus by exploiting and exacerbating the natural fear of difference. The first appeal of a fascist or prematurely fascist movement is an appeal against the intruders. Thus Ur-Fascism is racist by definition.

6. Ur-Fascism derives from individual or social frustration. That is why one of the most typical features of the historical fascism was the appeal to a frustrated middle class, a class suffering from an economic crisis or feelings of political humiliation, and frightened by the pressure of lower social groups. In our time, when the old “proletarians” are becoming petty bourgeois (and the lumpen are largely excluded from the political scene), the fascism of tomorrow will find its audience in this new majority.

7. To people who feel deprived of a clear social identity, Ur-Fascism says that their only privilege is the most common one, to be born in the same country. This is the origin of nationalism. Besides, the only ones who can provide an identity to the nation are its enemies. Thus at the root of the Ur-Fascist psychology there is the obsession with a plot, possibly an international one. The followers must feel besieged. The easiest way to solve the plot is the appeal to xenophobia. But the plot must also come from the inside: Jews are usually the best target because they have the advantage of being at the same time inside and outside. In the US, a prominent instance of the plot obsession is to be found in Pat Robertson’s The New World Order, but, as we have recently seen, there are many others.

8. The followers must feel humiliated by the ostentatious wealth and force of their enemies. When I was a boy I was taught to think of Englishmen as the five-meal people. They ate more frequently than the poor but sober Italians. Jews are rich and help each other through a secret web of mutual assistance. However, the followers must be convinced that they can overwhelm the enemies. Thus, by a continuous shifting of rhetorical focus, the enemies are at the same time too strong and too weak. Fascist governments are condemned to lose wars because they are constitutionally incapable of objectively evaluating the force of the enemy.

9. For Ur-Fascism there is no struggle for life but, rather, life is lived for struggle. Thus pacifism is trafficking with the enemy. It is bad because life is permanent warfare. This, however, brings about an Armageddon complex. Since enemies have to be defeated, there must be a final battle, after which the movement will have control of the world. But such a “final solution” implies a further era of peace, a Golden Age, which contradicts the principle of permanent war. No fascist leader has ever succeeded in solving this predicament.

10. Elitism is a typical aspect of any reactionary ideology, insofar as it is fundamentally aristocratic, and aristocratic and militaristic elitism cruelly implies contempt for the weak. Ur-Fascism can only advocate a popular elitism. Every citizen belongs to the best people of the world, the members of the party are the best among the citizens, every citizen can (or ought to) become a member of the party. But there cannot be patricians without plebeians. In fact, the Leader, knowing that his power was not delegated to him democratically but was conquered by force, also knows that his force is based upon the weakness of the masses; they are so weak as to need and deserve a ruler. Since the group is hierarchically organized (according to a military model), every subordinate leader despises his own underlings, and each of them despises his inferiors. This reinforces the sense of mass elitism.

11. In such a perspective everybody is educated to become a hero. In every mythology the hero is an exceptional being, but in Ur-Fascist ideology, heroism is the norm. This cult of heroism is strictly linked with the cult of death. It is not by chance that a motto of the Falangists was Viva la Muerte (in English it should be translated as “Long Live Death!”). In non-fascist societies, the lay public is told that death is unpleasant but must be faced with dignity; believers are told that it is the painful way to reach a supernatural happiness. By contrast, the Ur-Fascist hero craves heroic death, advertised as the best reward for a heroic life. The Ur-Fascist hero is impatient to die. In his impatience, he more frequently sends other people to death.

12. Since both permanent war and heroism are difficult games to play, the Ur-Fascist transfers his will to power to sexual matters. This is the origin of machismo (which implies both disdain for women and intolerance and condemnation of nonstandard sexual habits, from chastity to homosexuality). Since even sex is a difficult game to play, the Ur-Fascist hero tends to play with weapons—doing so becomes an ersatz phallic exercise.

13. Ur-Fascism is based upon a selective populism, a qualitative populism, one might say. In a democracy, the citizens have individual rights, but the citizens in their entirety have a political impact only from a quantitative point of view—one follows the decisions of the majority. For Ur-Fascism, however, individuals as individuals have no rights, and the People is conceived as a quality, a monolithic entity expressing the Common Will. Since no large quantity of human beings can have a common will, the Leader pretends to be their interpreter. Having lost their power of delegation, citizens do not act; they are only called on to play the role of the People. Thus the People is only a theatrical fiction. To have a good instance of qualitative populism we no longer need the Piazza Venezia in Rome or the Nuremberg Stadium. There is in our future a TV or Internet populism, in which the emotional response of a selected group of citizens can be presented and accepted as the Voice of the People.

Because of its qualitative populism Ur-Fascism must be against “rotten” parliamentary governments. One of the first sentences uttered by Mussolini in the Italian parliament was “I could have transformed this deaf and gloomy place into a bivouac for my maniples”—“maniples” being a subdivision of the traditional Roman legion. As a matter of fact, he immediately found better housing for his maniples, but a little later he liquidated the parliament. Wherever a politician casts doubt on the legitimacy of a parliament because it no longer represents the Voice of the People, we can smell Ur-Fascism.

14. Ur-Fascism speaks Newspeak. Newspeak was invented by Orwell, in 1984, as the official language of Ingsoc, English Socialism. But elements of Ur-Fascism are common to different forms of dictatorship. All the Nazi or Fascist schoolbooks made use of an impoverished vocabulary, and an elementary syntax, in order to limit the instruments for complex and critical reasoning. But we must be ready to identify other kinds of Newspeak, even if they take the apparently innocent form of a popular talk show. [...]
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« Reply #32306 on: September 21, 2018, 02:53:06 PM »
Decided I'm going to quit the part time job at a start up that I've been working at for 2 years.

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« Reply #32307 on: September 21, 2018, 03:09:45 PM »
Decided I'm going to quit the part time job at a start up that I've been working at for 2 years.
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« Reply #32308 on: September 21, 2018, 03:17:20 PM »
The crystal meth business isn't what it used to be.
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« Reply #32309 on: September 21, 2018, 03:36:02 PM »
Breaking Bad broke the industry.   

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« Reply #32310 on: September 26, 2018, 12:22:15 AM »
I'm legitimately surprised people here think Maddox isn't funny
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« Reply #32311 on: September 26, 2018, 12:26:45 AM »
I'm legitimately surprised people here think Maddox isn't funny

he was funny 15 years ago, loser

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« Reply #32312 on: September 26, 2018, 12:27:51 AM »
I liked his web show more than his articles
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #32313 on: September 26, 2018, 01:17:55 AM »
I'm legitimately surprised people here think Maddox isn't funny

I bet you also think Robert Hamburger is funny.
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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #32314 on: September 27, 2018, 02:16:56 PM »
I'm back. It was kinda weird not posting here for a couple weeks but been busy and wasn't feeling forums. Hope everyone is still alive here.

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Re: New Random Talk Thread: Let the Bottom-Feeding Commence!
« Reply #32315 on: September 27, 2018, 02:22:42 PM »
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« Reply #32316 on: September 27, 2018, 02:47:11 PM »
So I just discovered people in the US dont really use WhatsApp, wtaf do you use for instant messaging/video/voip calls on your phones then?

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« Reply #32317 on: September 27, 2018, 02:51:28 PM »
Our phones

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« Reply #32318 on: September 27, 2018, 05:47:48 PM »
So I just discovered people in the US dont really use WhatsApp, wtaf do you use for instant messaging/video/voip calls on your phones then?
fb messenger, discord, and... texting? lol
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« Reply #32319 on: September 27, 2018, 05:54:39 PM »
Voip calls? Instant messages? Wtf do you think we are, poors?  :yuck

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« Reply #32320 on: September 27, 2018, 05:55:49 PM »
We've used whats app at my previous couple of jobs. At least for me, it's much quicker and convenient for group chats than text messages.

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« Reply #32321 on: September 27, 2018, 05:59:26 PM »
Slack (at work), FB messenger (with close friends), and texting.

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« Reply #32322 on: September 27, 2018, 06:02:45 PM »
yeah i only have whatsapp installed because of foreign relatives

slack
discord
imessages
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« Reply #32323 on: September 27, 2018, 07:18:48 PM »
Google Hangouts

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« Reply #32324 on: September 27, 2018, 07:45:55 PM »
So I just discovered people in the US dont really use WhatsApp, wtaf do you use for instant messaging/video/voip calls on your phones then?

VOIP in the US? With their peasants' bandwidth caps?

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« Reply #32325 on: September 27, 2018, 07:50:56 PM »
So I just discovered people in the US dont really use WhatsApp, wtaf do you use for instant messaging/video/voip calls on your phones then?

Having electronic records that can be subpoenaed is not an ideal situation for me.

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« Reply #32326 on: September 27, 2018, 08:37:24 PM »
The sexiest white guy ever works on an adjacent team. He’s a total bro. In his 30s and still wearing a backwards baseball cap all the time. He’s gone tailgating every weekend since I’ve been there and talks about how hyped he is to do it the next weekend. He’s probably the reason women aren’t interested in or drop out of computer science in college. He obviously spends too much time in the gym. Wears shorts every day. Makes lame meme jokes. Has probably at least date raped women. Today he wore basketball shorts it’s obviously no underwear. I so want him to bang me.
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« Reply #32327 on: September 28, 2018, 03:27:29 AM »
you people are weird  :usacry

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« Reply #32328 on: September 29, 2018, 06:58:37 PM »
Guys, please pray for my landlord. Not because he’s sick, but because he’s fucking stupid.

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« Reply #32329 on: September 29, 2018, 07:14:33 PM »
Did he buy a bunch of energy bracelets?

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« Reply #32330 on: September 29, 2018, 08:54:50 PM »
My life is not your costume lifestyle magazine. :maf

https://twitter.com/commune_mag/status/1045542791734939648

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« Reply #32331 on: September 29, 2018, 10:30:35 PM »
https://www.instagram.com/p/BoVGhI4j8im/

One of my friends drew this today. It's so fucking cool.
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« Reply #32333 on: September 30, 2018, 03:20:50 AM »
Considering starting a thread to track my writing of The Death of Cindi. It might motivate me to write more.

So far, I’ve written synopses for 27 key events. The humungadunga big parts of the story. I think once I figure in the connecting material, this may end up being a trilogy, like so:

1. The Rise of Cindi - Tracks the beginning of her story, how she became who she is. How she became an expert in certain fields, etc. A few early adventures. This is solo—all Cindi, no TVC.
2. Cindi and TVC - The adventures of Cindi and TVC. How they meet, their career as street criminals, their recruitment by the government and ensuing adventures, their split from the government and subsequent career as vigilantes fighting against society, their split up. Also, TVC and Cindi are in a butt rock group that finds themselves opening for Ugly Kid Joe in the late 90s.
3. The death of Cindi - There’s a time jump from the end of the previous, with the opening revealing Cindi’s death. Several organizations and individuals are trying to figure out how she died, some for noble reasons, some to get their hands on her legendary treasure. Lot’s of flashbacks filling in the decade between the end of the last story and the beginning of this one. TVC will be prominent but not sure to what degree.
« Last Edit: September 30, 2018, 04:39:09 AM by TVC 15 »
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« Reply #32335 on: September 30, 2018, 08:09:31 AM »
Considering starting a thread to track my writing of The Death of Cindi. It might motivate me to write more.

So far, I’ve written synopses for 27 key events. The humungadunga big parts of the story. I think once I figure in the connecting material, this may end up being a trilogy, like so:

1. The Rise of Cindi - Tracks the beginning of her story, how she became who she is. How she became an expert in certain fields, etc. A few early adventures. This is solo—all Cindi, no TVC.
2. Cindi and TVC - The adventures of Cindi and TVC. How they meet, their career as street criminals, their recruitment by the government and ensuing adventures, their split from the government and subsequent career as vigilantes fighting against society, their split up. Also, TVC and Cindi are in a butt rock group that finds themselves opening for Ugly Kid Joe in the late 90s.
3. The death of Cindi - There’s a time jump from the end of the previous, with the opening revealing Cindi’s death. Several organizations and individuals are trying to figure out how she died, some for noble reasons, some to get their hands on her legendary treasure. Lot’s of flashbacks filling in the decade between the end of the last story and the beginning of this one. TVC will be prominent but not sure to what degree.
needs more Myra Beckinridge inspiration
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« Reply #32336 on: September 30, 2018, 11:00:58 PM »
Don’t worry.
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« Reply #32337 on: September 30, 2018, 11:18:44 PM »
needs more lizard people

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« Reply #32338 on: October 01, 2018, 12:05:10 AM »
There are lizard people-adjacent entities involved in book 2. TVC and Cindi are Mulder and Scully-esque government operatives for a portion of it.
« Last Edit: October 01, 2018, 12:09:11 AM by TVC 15 »
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« Reply #32339 on: October 01, 2018, 12:07:44 AM »
keep us updated on emiliano
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