Author Topic: Random talk thread: It just keeps happening (Read 4019688 times)

Maiden Voyage · « **Reply #32520 on:** December 04, 2018, 05:20:23 PM »

You'll be fine. Fiscal responsibility is rewarding.

TVC15 · « **Reply #32521 on:** December 04, 2018, 08:38:03 PM »

I have to prep for an interview loop next week. Triumph + struggle. Trugglph.

benjipwns · « **Reply #32522 on:** December 09, 2018, 01:43:36 AM »

old people sending me e-mails with carriage returns entered into them

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them explaining it's so you don't have to read all the way across the screen or scroll if on a phone

me showing them that auto adjusts on window/screen size

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them continuing to do it forever

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benjipwns · « **Reply #32523 on:** December 09, 2018, 01:59:33 AM »

Not surprised you'd side with BIG CARRIAGE RETURN.

benjipwns · « **Reply #32524 on:** December 09, 2018, 02:02:08 AM »

the worst is when they send me a Word document and I can tell they did it

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THEM CHANGING IT BACK DESPITE ME SAYING THE JOURNAL WILL REFORMAT IT ANYWAY

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Atramental · « **Reply #32525 on:** December 09, 2018, 02:49:23 AM »

Smoked my first and last cigarette last night.

I don't get the appeal except that it makes you look cool.

HardcoreRetro · « **Reply #32526 on:** December 09, 2018, 04:32:32 PM »

Same as freezing to death then.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #32527 on:** December 09, 2018, 05:01:28 PM »

Smoke breaks

Rufus · « **Reply #32528 on:** December 09, 2018, 06:26:51 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on December 09, 2018, 02:49:23 AM

Smoked my first and last cigarette last night.

I don't get the appeal except that it makes you look cool.

Keep at it. You will believe that becoming jittery is as natural as becoming tired and that you need nicotine to 'mellow out' the same way you need caffeine to stay awake.

skullstorm · « **Reply #32529 on:** December 10, 2018, 12:40:11 PM »

Walked to a Lidl that's next to a pretty suspicious looking industrial area, and while walking by some factory in the darkness and rain I notice something black and shiny on the ground next to the sidewalk. I go nearer and see that it's a woman's boot. I thought it looked so odd and out of place I went to take a picture of it. While taking the photo I notice another boot, but it was partly buried in the ground. Not weird at all.

I kicked around the dirt a bit in case I find a body but nah $:-\$ Maybe I should go back with a shovel

Here are the boots:

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team filler · « **Reply #32530 on:** December 10, 2018, 06:22:00 PM »

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #32531 on:** December 10, 2018, 07:26:34 PM »

Blink is pissed.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #32532 on:** December 10, 2018, 10:11:32 PM »

black people appropriating Hylian culture

thetylerrob · « **Reply #32533 on:** December 11, 2018, 11:09:17 AM »

"Ashley Harris emerges with her first chapbook of poetry, If the Hero of Time was Black-a fierce collection of work mixing themes of The Legend of Zelda and issues of racism. Harris' book is an unflinching body of work, unafraid to tell the cold, hard truth when it needs to be spoken. Weaving powerful and impactful scenes, this chapbook pulls readers right into heart of the issue and doesn't let up"

What is a chapbook though? Why is it the hero of time but in the Windwaker artstyle? Who is the random black guy? If that's supposed to be genderbent black Zelda then why isn't it called "If the Hero of Time was a Black Girl"?

HardcoreRetro · « **Reply #32534 on:** December 11, 2018, 11:41:51 AM »

Man, looking into that stuff is great. Got onto some website with people calling themselves the Cliterati.

Trying to sell you on stuff that's basically "My Child's First Indoctrination" book. Great!

EightBitNate · « **Reply #32535 on:** December 11, 2018, 07:16:09 PM »

How do I pass on the shitty barber at the barber shop? I’m fine with 4/5 guys that work there but there’s one that always fucks my shit up and I don’t want to say “no thanks I’d rather have literally anyone else”.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #32536 on:** December 11, 2018, 07:30:09 PM »

Generally you can just wait for the one you want.

EightBitNate · « **Reply #32537 on:** December 11, 2018, 07:30:31 PM »

I go to the Arab barber. They don’t do things the normal way. You walk in and put your name down and whichever barber that’s free will call you up. They don’t even have a sign with prices on it.

Anyway, i just said “can i wait” and the barber said “sure” and it wasn’t so bad but still

EightBitNate · « **Reply #32538 on:** December 11, 2018, 08:06:14 PM »

stop belittling my feelings shosta

TVC15 · « **Reply #32539 on:** December 11, 2018, 10:25:58 PM »

The dude that cuts my hair is named Beto and he’s mega hot and knows how to whip up a killer pompadour.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #32540 on:** December 12, 2018, 03:17:24 AM »

brawndolicious · « **Reply #32541 on:** December 12, 2018, 04:21:39 AM »

If the computer science thing doesn't work out, you can make some artisanal dildo commissions. There's where the real money is.

Crash Dummy · « **Reply #32542 on:** December 12, 2018, 06:56:31 AM »

maybe he could 3d print them? i'm sure that utilises some computer science

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #32543 on:** December 12, 2018, 09:49:08 AM »

anything is a butt plug so long as you flare the bottom and are man enough.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #32544 on:** December 18, 2018, 06:33:39 PM »

Finished my third face. Technically its a lot better than the first two in a few ways, but the nose is too wide and the eyes are too far apart and it makes me look like I have down syndrome.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #32545 on:** December 18, 2018, 06:38:13 PM »

No one can tell when it's lodged in your anus. So it's all good.

Mr Gilhaney · « **Reply #32546 on:** December 18, 2018, 06:50:23 PM »

i want one

Mupepe · « **Reply #32547 on:** December 18, 2018, 07:38:47 PM »

That’s cool as fuck

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #32548 on:** December 18, 2018, 08:11:47 PM »

Carve me like one of your French girls, Arv

Tiops · « **Reply #32549 on:** December 19, 2018, 08:28:29 AM »

What's a good place (city or province) for immigrants in Canada? I'm thinking about trying an IT job there, but everything seems cool and beautiful there, so it's hard to decide.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #32550 on:** December 19, 2018, 11:22:20 AM »

Those do seem to be the two choices. If you like US West coast then Vancouver is a good fit. If you like the least coast then Toronto.
Places like Edmonton and such?

Tiops · « **Reply #32551 on:** December 19, 2018, 12:30:33 PM »

I see. Well, Toronto and Vancouver definitely are the more recommended places, but I wondered if that's not an option like to recommend San Francisco for tech people in US. I mean, most of the destinations in US and Canada would be better than where I am at the moment (Brazil), but I also hear horror stories about how impossible it is to live in San Francisco due to prices and over population of tech people lol.

Tiops · « **Reply #32552 on:** December 19, 2018, 12:58:23 PM »

Quote from: shosta on December 19, 2018, 12:45:59 PM

Whatever you're hearing about SF is still better than Brazil. Make sure you actually have a job lined up before you move though.

And also there are lots of other affordable places with growing tech industries. Denver is a good example. The economy is just good here. Also the bay area is more than just San Francisco, it's the whole region with 17 million people. You've got lots of options if you're thinking of immigrating.

I have no doubts about that. It's just that I need to move somewhere that I'll be able to afford. I also don't plan to move without a job ready for me, so I'll be starting to search for a job there soon. My first option is Canada though, as it seems quite friendly for immigration and I have some friends there (all in Toronto and Vancouver).

Tiops · « **Reply #32553 on:** December 19, 2018, 01:38:17 PM »

I'm a senior developer in Brazil. Not sure if I could get a senior position in international companies though, as standards may vary, of course.

Momo · « **Reply #32554 on:** December 20, 2018, 08:11:12 AM »

I'm a senior data developer and a non dev like stufte, can I too get aboard this moving train please

Crash Dummy · « **Reply #32555 on:** December 20, 2018, 09:09:45 AM »

are any of you good with sap or erp systems? because i am not so really this is a plea for help

Mupepe · « **Reply #32556 on:** December 20, 2018, 09:24:59 AM »

Like sap development or abap? Because fuck that shit. I’m familiar with the FI, REFX, fixed asset and plant maintenance modules.

Maiden Voyage · « **Reply #32557 on:** December 20, 2018, 01:42:30 PM »

Quote from: Crash Dummy on December 20, 2018, 09:09:45 AM

are any of you good with sap or erp systems? because i am not so really this is a plea for help

I use MM in SAP but my knowledge is limited. I tend to use googlefu when I have questions.

Mupepe · « **Reply #32558 on:** December 20, 2018, 02:18:19 PM »

Fuck MM. Tab and field hell it is.

Nintex · « **Reply #32559 on:** December 20, 2018, 02:52:12 PM »

Stackoverflow

Momo · « **Reply #32560 on:** December 20, 2018, 04:35:10 PM »

So glad our group kicked SAP and oracle phew

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #32561 on:** December 20, 2018, 04:41:24 PM »

Quote from: Momo on December 20, 2018, 04:35:10 PM

So glad our group kicked SAP and oracle phew

Tiops · « **Reply #32562 on:** December 21, 2018, 05:56:52 AM »

At least all my job experience is actually developing new stuff to clients, so I managed to avoid ERP bullshit. Although it would be nice to have the experience

Momo · « **Reply #32563 on:** December 21, 2018, 09:42:40 AM »

80% of what i code is custom, luckily im not forced to use bullshit, but the day is coming

Mupepe · « **Reply #32564 on:** December 21, 2018, 09:49:44 AM »

I'll take out of the box garbage over cool custom stuff every day. Because as soon as the person who wrote the custom code leaves it turns to fucking garbage with no support. I'd rather have garbage with support (and a maintenance agreement).

Momo · « **Reply #32565 on:** December 21, 2018, 09:54:00 AM »

I do extensive solution designs and documentation so even if the next guy cant code in the same language as me he knows how it should work so he /she can bolt on some of their own stuff in whatever

skullstorm · « **Reply #32566 on:** December 22, 2018, 03:22:43 AM »

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #32567 on:** December 23, 2018, 12:04:34 AM »

So I was on desolate road, double solid line Massachusetts backroad. As I was cruising along at 45mph some car behind me keot flashing its lights at me. Getting up to me, then backing off. It was creepy as fuck. Eventually I broke the double lines, around some car that was going the limit. went 100mph in a 50mph zones just to get away from this person. Slowed down once I was nearing the next town where a townie cop was just chilling in a 35mph zone. Eventually this asshole just turned off some side street never to be seem again by me. Some Bethesda radiant quest bullshit.

Crash Dummy · « **Reply #32568 on:** December 23, 2018, 01:15:23 AM »

Quote from: Mupepe on December 20, 2018, 09:24:59 AM

Like sap development or abap? Because fuck that shit. I’m familiar with the FI, REFX, fixed asset and plant maintenance modules.

yeah that's exactly the shit i'm referring to

we run like a million instances of sap with a billion bits of duct tape so it's just a nightmare to do what should be basic changes

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #32569 on:** December 24, 2018, 02:31:01 PM »

I think TVC invaded my dreams last night. Somehow I ended up on some mattess with some dude. No box spring, straight matress to floor with a blanket. He was laying on top of me. There was definitely sexual tension there on his part but confusion on mine. He began running his fingers behind my taint just under my buttcheek. I was like wtf. Them he tried to jam his pointer finger into my butthole through my jeans. I woke up.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #32570 on:** December 24, 2018, 02:56:34 PM »

No way TVC has a mattress.

Mupepe · « **Reply #32571 on:** December 24, 2018, 04:07:49 PM »

Quote from: Crash Dummy on December 23, 2018, 01:15:23 AM

Quote from: Mupepe on December 20, 2018, 09:24:59 AM
Like sap development or abap? Because fuck that shit. I’m familiar with the FI, REFX, fixed asset and plant maintenance modules.
yeah that's exactly the shit i'm referring to we run like a million instances of sap with a billion bits of duct tape so it's just a nightmare to do what should be basic changes

That sounds like the average way it’s ran and it’s due to SAP’s core design philosophy of modules and bolt on products, then smash that together with the customization requirements of any large organization and it equals a clusterfuck.

skullstorm · « **Reply #32572 on:** December 27, 2018, 07:41:20 AM »

I'm visiting my parents for the holidays (I live in a different city and don't get to visit often) and was going to stay until after new year's but damn at this atmosphere here, maybe I should just leave tomorrow. I guess nice, relaxing adult christmases are over and from now on it's just my mom slaving away on her own, my sister and her hubby lying on the sofa and bickering while I, a noted child disliker, have to watch after my sister's little nightmare children (well just the one now but I just learned another one is on the way) and thus can't help my mom with anything. And my dad just sits there on the sofa all day with my sis and her dude and like them, will not lift a finger to help anyone.

Even now when my sister's family are not here my mom is so on edge just waiting for them to invite themselves over for the whole weekend and NYE she's absolutely miserable to be around. The next few days will be so fucking annoying and I'd just want to relax for once. I really think I should just bail (sorry mom).

Maybe next year I should just go abroad for christmas and take my mom with me.

toku · « **Reply #32573 on:** December 27, 2018, 10:52:14 AM »

why do you have to watch the kid? go help your mom

skullstorm · « **Reply #32574 on:** December 27, 2018, 12:45:18 PM »

Yeah that's what I'd like to know too. But since I'm the kid's favorite person (how the hell does every single kid I know seem to love me when I'm always super uncomfortable around them) he's constantly calling my name if I'm in another room and then comes and finds me and starts dragging me to go play with him. And everyone thinks it's ~the cutest thing~ $:-\$ I mean okay whatever I'll watch the kid if he loves my shitty company so much but could my sister then get off her ass and help our mom since I can't because her two year old is hanging off my arm? No? Well okay then.

skullstorm · « **Reply #32575 on:** December 27, 2018, 12:52:59 PM »

And they weren't supposed to come by today but then suddenly they drop off the kid since they didn't want to take him with them to go shopping. Great.

I feel bad for my mom since they apparently do this almost every day and my mom can't ever get shit done or go anywhere. Of course my sister's hubby's parents are some sort of weirdos who have said that they will never watch the kid so my mom's the only babysitter they have since I don't live here. My mom's gonna have a nervous breakdown when baby #2 comes.

Nintex · « **Reply #32576 on:** December 27, 2018, 01:41:06 PM »

You want your sister to get off her arse?

- Jump on the sofa
- Start talking with her man about something genuinely horrible for women to listen to like Joe Rogan podcasts or Jordan Peterson theories

The only escape route is the kitchen, ha!

skullstorm · « **Reply #32577 on:** December 27, 2018, 02:15:12 PM »

Raist · « **Reply #32578 on:** December 31, 2018, 04:44:10 AM »

Quote from: skullstorm on December 27, 2018, 12:45:18 PM

Yeah that's what I'd like to know too. But since I'm the kid's favorite person (how the hell does every single kid I know seem to love me when I'm always super uncomfortable around them) he's constantly calling my name if I'm in another room and then comes and finds me and starts dragging me to go play with him. And everyone thinks it's ~the cutest thing~ $:-\$ I mean okay whatever I'll watch the kid if he loves my shitty company so much but could my sister then get off her ass and help our mom since I can't because her two year old is hanging off my arm? No? Well okay then.

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Kids are like cats.

Cats will always rub themselves lovingly on people who are allergic to them.

Basically, kids are evil.

skullstorm · « **Reply #32579 on:** December 31, 2018, 06:30:13 AM »

Hmm actually, pretty much every cat I meet seems to like me too. Even the ones that are scared of strangers according to their owners. I like cats but I don't like to get too handsy with them or approach them instead of letting them come to me after getting too many sudden bites and scratches as a kid.

Maybe it's the same thing with kids, since I like to keep my distance and don't go all goo goo ga ga and pinching their cheeks and whatever people who love kids do, kids are drawn to me since I don't annoy them. So I should start acting creepy around kids, eh

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