Author Topic: ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL (Read 36029 times)

Akala · « **Reply #540 on:** November 16, 2010, 01:05:08 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 15, 2010, 10:28:51 PM

Who knew killing dogs would unlock god mode

ESPN reporting he was actually sacrificing them.

Robo · « **Reply #541 on:** November 16, 2010, 01:56:04 PM »

Speaking of dog killing, one of the announcers last night said Vick was "electrifying" and I laughed and laughed.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #542 on:** November 16, 2010, 04:59:33 PM »

Starting the season with an auto-draft (except for me picking up Kyle Orton and several other players I've dropped by now), I now have:

3 top ten QBs (Freeman should be up there after this week)
2 top ten WRs (should have 3 in a few weeks depending if people continue to let me pick up stuff on waivers when I'm 11 of 12 on the line)
2 top ten RBs
2 top ten TEs

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #543 on:** November 17, 2010, 06:30:25 PM »

100 million worth of fail

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #544 on:** November 17, 2010, 07:38:03 PM »

Ok bros, I need some advice. Do I start Peyton Manning or Matt Ryan this week?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #545 on:** November 17, 2010, 08:09:19 PM »

That's interesting. The Pats beat down the Steelers yet Big Ben had a very good passing game. St Louis' pass defense is ranked better than New England's, and they'll be playing against Ryan at home. Damn that's tough.

sounds like the type of choice that'll go down to the last minute on sunday lol

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #546 on:** November 17, 2010, 10:16:12 PM »

I'd say Ryan. Manning has garbage receivers right now.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #547 on:** November 17, 2010, 10:23:12 PM »

I'm leaning towards Ryan. Manning pissed me off after last Sunday's performance.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #548 on:** November 21, 2010, 03:38:56 PM »

Greg Jennings is an animal! 30 points!

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #549 on:** November 21, 2010, 04:11:37 PM »

HOLY FUCKING SHIT SANCHIZE

Bloodwake · « **Reply #550 on:** November 21, 2010, 05:47:15 PM »

Despite Greg Jennings blowing up, I'm still losing to BrandNew.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #551 on:** November 21, 2010, 06:02:08 PM »

Didn't start Jennings in the GAF league and was at my grandma's place all day, but I saw all the highlights from that game lol. Luckily I'm up 80 on my opponent even without Jennings.

Not even gonna discuss the Lions.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #552 on:** November 21, 2010, 06:08:33 PM »

I started Manning (19 points) over Ryan (9 points). Looks like I made the right move so far.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #553 on:** November 21, 2010, 06:12:49 PM »

Quote from: Bloodwake on November 21, 2010, 05:47:15 PM

Despite Greg Jennings blowing up, I'm still losing to BrandNew.

You're going to absolutely shit on me after tonight though. Vick and Nicks? You're bound to get around 50 points there. I have Rivers for tomorrow, but I bet you still win.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #554 on:** November 21, 2010, 06:48:51 PM »

I sat Antonio Gates because he was questionable going into today, and his injury usually takes 2-4 weeks to heal. Hopefully he doesn't play, because if he does, he will probably score 30 points as usual.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #555 on:** November 21, 2010, 06:54:35 PM »

Manning has 38 points and they're manning a comeback. WHAT A RIDE ON THE BULLET TRAIN TO AWESOMETOWN.

etiolate · « **Reply #556 on:** November 21, 2010, 06:58:09 PM »

Somebody please punch Mike Singletary

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #557 on:** November 21, 2010, 06:59:52 PM »

Manning to Tamme = AWESOME DOUBLE POINT BONUS SCORE

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #558 on:** November 21, 2010, 07:04:43 PM »

FAIL.

Oh well, he still got me 38 points.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #559 on:** November 21, 2010, 08:52:42 PM »

I'm playing my Dad this week and I'm up by 42 points. He's got Vick. No God Mode this week, please.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #560 on:** November 21, 2010, 09:17:48 PM »

Well, no God mode, but already almost ten points and a rushing TD.

It's more likely that Vick will blow up than Nicks so we will see. Worst case scenario is that neither do. But at this point unless Vick gets injured he's a proven unstoppable force.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #561 on:** November 21, 2010, 11:07:02 PM »

Vick is at 17 in the 4th quarter, I think my victory is intact seeing how I'm still up by 31 points.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #562 on:** November 21, 2010, 11:36:47 PM »

Manning

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #563 on:** November 21, 2010, 11:39:58 PM »

Most pussy fumble in the history of fumbles

Brehvolution · « **Reply #564 on:** November 22, 2010, 11:02:13 AM »

Quote from: etiolate on November 21, 2010, 06:58:09 PM

Somebody please punch Mike Singletary

And use that cross around his neck to jab him in the nuts.

Lose the cross! You need the Ark! ffs

Bloodwake · « **Reply #565 on:** November 22, 2010, 11:24:08 AM »

Well, looks like I'm going to lose. I only have like an eight point lead and Rivers isn't going to suck. It's going to be a shootout.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #566 on:** November 22, 2010, 12:36:10 PM »

Childress is out

So funny that Favre will go out with one of the worst seasons of his entire career

Brehvolution · « **Reply #567 on:** November 22, 2010, 12:51:09 PM »

I've never seen more coverage of 2 win teams in my life.

ESPN is the official marketer of the Vikings and Cowboys! That must be it!

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #568 on:** November 22, 2010, 01:21:04 PM »

Quote from: Bloodwake on November 22, 2010, 11:24:08 AM

Well, looks like I'm going to lose. I only have like an eight point lead and Rivers isn't going to suck. It's going to be a shootout.

BrandNew

Bloodwake · « **Reply #569 on:** November 22, 2010, 01:49:02 PM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on November 22, 2010, 12:51:09 PM

I've never seen more coverage of 2 win teams in my life.

ESPN is the official marketer of ~~the Vikings~~ Brett Favre and Cowboys! That must be it!

Fixed.

In regards to Chilly out:

spoiler (click to show/hide)

LMFAO

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Bloodwake · « **Reply #570 on:** November 22, 2010, 04:58:54 PM »

Hakeem Nicks out for two weeks

$:-\$ $:-\$ $:-\$

Bloodwake · « **Reply #571 on:** November 28, 2010, 07:23:21 PM »

Hey Zero Hero, I'm only 19 points behind and I have two players left

Also, again with the waivers. I'm last on the waiver list and I picked up a WR that gave me 24.4 points this week and outscored my top ten WR that ESPN actually ranked #1 this week. BOOM.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #572 on:** November 28, 2010, 08:27:59 PM »

I've been watching the Rams recently [since the Cowboys are going nowhere and I've liked Sam Bradford since his OU days] and they are a very frustrating team. They'll get out to an early lead thanks to Bradford, then they'll go completely over to prevent defense/time-waste offense where they just keep running the ball and running the ball and getting nothing out of it. All the while, the other team gets back into the game and either wins or makes it really, really close when it shouldn't be. Okay, I'm not a football expert here but MAYBE let Bradford throw a some passes in the last quarter of the game, guys?

Brehvolution · « **Reply #573 on:** November 29, 2010, 10:17:46 AM »

Quote from: Bloodwake on November 28, 2010, 07:23:21 PM

Hey Zero Hero, I'm only 19 points behind and I have two players left

Also, again with the waivers. I'm last on the waiver list and I picked up a WR that gave me 24.4 points this week and outscored my top ten WR that ESPN actually ranked #1 this week. BOOM.

I'm pretty sure you got me. I'm sure Gore will get you 12 points. That is a great pick up!
I'd have felt better if Steve Johnson caught that game winner against Pittsburgh.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #574 on:** November 29, 2010, 10:05:00 PM »

Gore out with an injury and the niners lead by15 so maybe some bad luck.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #575 on:** November 30, 2010, 10:37:44 AM »

It didn't look like Gore was injured. They must be saving him or something. They really didn't need him cause Westbrook was owning.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #576 on:** November 30, 2010, 02:17:58 PM »

Gore out with a season ending broken hip.

And another loss. I shouldn't have benched Tamme for Gates. I would have won.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Now I'm in a position to win. I can still get a first round playoff bye if PD loses and I win. If PD wins and I win, I get in the playoffs. I need to win to stay in the playoffs. I can't lose.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #577 on:** November 30, 2010, 02:26:54 PM »

playoff spot clinched

me>lions

Bloodwake · « **Reply #578 on:** December 03, 2010, 07:15:32 PM »

Football Jesus prevails again.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #579 on:** December 06, 2010, 10:05:46 AM »

I COULD WATCH THIS FOREVER

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #580 on:** December 06, 2010, 10:46:39 AM »

Wow, that is a huge GIF.

And amazing

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #581 on:** December 06, 2010, 11:12:06 AM »

BRIT FAR

Brehvolution · « **Reply #582 on:** December 06, 2010, 11:58:29 AM »

I can't believe how many injuries there are this season. I think Philly is the only team that comes to mind that hasn't had significant injuries.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #583 on:** December 06, 2010, 10:46:28 PM »

wow shoot me in the fucking face

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #584 on:** December 06, 2010, 10:48:12 PM »

This is what you get for laughing at his Uggs endorsement deal, Cajole.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #585 on:** December 06, 2010, 10:52:55 PM »

at least it looks like i have the #2 seed locked up

or not

i swear to fucking christ once i posted that tjkslfhglksfhgksdfghstetrabse

FUCK

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #586 on:** December 06, 2010, 11:00:59 PM »

This is what you call "a statement game" I believe.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #587 on:** December 06, 2010, 11:03:58 PM »

no lube game

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #588 on:** December 06, 2010, 11:17:37 PM »

Why did I join this bandwagon. Fucking Cajole :'(

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #589 on:** December 06, 2010, 11:23:45 PM »

SWEEP THE LEG

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #590 on:** December 06, 2010, 11:25:43 PM »

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #591 on:** December 06, 2010, 11:26:08 PM »

Sanshite.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #592 on:** December 06, 2010, 11:32:38 PM »

Fuck Tom Brady and his stupid haircut. I may not make the playoffs because of that douche.

I was up 69 points into tonight's game, and I'm now down by 5.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #593 on:** December 07, 2010, 09:22:07 AM »

Final results

Playoff bracket is set

Losers bracket

spoiler (click to show/hide)

lol

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Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #594 on:** December 07, 2010, 02:22:23 PM »

Our playoffs don't start until week 15, so I'm still alive.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #595 on:** December 07, 2010, 02:31:50 PM »

BOOM.

Managed to pull out the miracle and get the bye. Hopefully my injured WRs will be ready to play.

Groogrux · « **Reply #596 on:** December 07, 2010, 02:36:52 PM »

Well, that was fun to watch...

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #597 on:** December 07, 2010, 08:00:13 PM »

Can't believe the Jets got spanked so bad last night. Aren't they supposed to be a pretty good team?

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #598 on:** December 07, 2010, 10:31:31 PM »

Is Peyton Manning the most overrated athlete of all time? He's consistently been an average to horrible performer under stressful conditions yet almost everyone in the media makes excuses for him. It's a joke how they preemptively defend against people who will unfairly label Manning a choker when the exact opposite happens. Manning is consistently placed ahead of Brady, Brees, Rivers, etc, regardless of how well they perform personally or how much they win. Sort of winning 3 championships in a row and getting another 5,000 yds/48 TD season, even Brady probably has no chance of surpassing Manning in all-time rankings.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #599 on:** December 08, 2010, 01:07:23 AM »

Hey guys, remember in the pre-season when Dallas, Minnesota and Washington were all serious contenders for the Super Bowl?

Good times, good times.

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