Author Topic: Kinect thread(Avatar Kinect out now) (Read 60635 times)

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #240 on:** November 09, 2010, 11:38:29 PM »

yes but for a fat person jumping six inches is like jumping three feet for you or i

cool breeze · « **Reply #241 on:** November 09, 2010, 11:54:42 PM »

Even if they are really out of shape, they were playing Kinect all day. I remember them doing something similar back at Gamespot when the Wii was released. Unlike the Wii, they couldn't just sit down at the end and waggle with their wrist to play.

demi · « **Reply #242 on:** November 10, 2010, 12:32:48 AM »

Dude they took breaks, and we saw them play, they are just fat.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #243 on:** November 10, 2010, 08:58:51 AM »

Quote from: mojovonio on November 10, 2010, 07:16:15 AM

The best is when Jeff is playing Your Shape and it guess his weight at 180 and it takes like 5 minutes for him to move it up to the proper weight.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #244 on:** November 10, 2010, 09:20:35 AM »

Hahahahahah. Awkward moments in gaming. I felt bad when he tried to see if moving his hand in and out would speed the process up.

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #245 on:** November 10, 2010, 10:15:46 AM »

Quote from: mojovonio on November 10, 2010, 10:13:49 AM

Listening to Giant Bombcast now.

Does anyone agree that Alex Navarro is one of those nerds that thinks he's a lot cooler than he actually is?

Yes.

Not a fan of Navarro.

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #246 on:** November 10, 2010, 10:23:53 AM »

The know it all nerd plagues California big time.

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #247 on:** November 10, 2010, 11:34:08 AM »

Quote from: mojovonio on November 10, 2010, 09:15:13 AM

http://www.giantbomb.com/quick-look-your-shape-fitness-evolved/17-3467/

Move it to about 4:30

Holy shit, it just kept going, that guy is heavy as shit.

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #248 on:** November 10, 2010, 01:12:11 PM »

http://www.gamingnexus.com/FullNews/I-think-Kinect-is-OK2c-but-its-the-best-24150-I-spent-on-a-console/Item20369.aspx

Third · « **Reply #249 on:** November 10, 2010, 01:27:03 PM »

Yeah, great peripheral for autistic people.

maxy · « **Reply #250 on:** November 10, 2010, 01:35:45 PM »

Don't you have some shitty Ps3 exclusive to hype?Or maybe you could step in front of a moving bus

cool breeze · « **Reply #251 on:** November 10, 2010, 01:46:32 PM »

moving bus sounds like a native american name

rain dance central?

Third · « **Reply #252 on:** November 10, 2010, 01:59:41 PM »

Quote from: maxy on November 10, 2010, 01:35:45 PM

Don't you have some shitty Ps3 exclusive to hype?Or maybe you could step in front of moving bus

I'm sure you love the Kinects.

maxy · « **Reply #253 on:** November 10, 2010, 02:00:14 PM »

Quote from: Linkzg on November 10, 2010, 01:46:32 PM

moving bus sounds like a native american name

rain dance central?

Yeah,something like that

Actually replace moving bus with M1A1 tank,that would be more suitable.

Third · « **Reply #254 on:** November 10, 2010, 02:32:12 PM »

maxy and I

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #255 on:** November 10, 2010, 02:34:12 PM »

xbots how do I check my download history on the new xbox website

maxy · « **Reply #256 on:** November 10, 2010, 02:57:10 PM »

Quote from: mojovonio on November 10, 2010, 02:26:56 PM

Maxy and Third, just fuck and get it over with.

jesus.

There is no love in EU,we are always in War.Nobody here likes their neighbors.

demi · « **Reply #257 on:** November 10, 2010, 05:44:14 PM »

Quote from: Stoney Mason on November 10, 2010, 01:12:11 PM

http://www.gamingnexus.com/FullNews/I-think-Kinect-is-OK2c-but-its-the-best-24150-I-spent-on-a-console/Item20369.aspx

When he is a teen he can graduate to Minecraft

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #258 on:** November 10, 2010, 06:03:57 PM »

Quote from: Stoney Mason on November 10, 2010, 10:23:53 AM

The know it all nerd plagues California big time.

Oh my fucking god, yes it DOES

The Sceneman · « **Reply #259 on:** November 10, 2010, 06:35:08 PM »

Quote from: Stoney Mason on November 10, 2010, 10:15:46 AM

Quote from: mojovonio on November 10, 2010, 10:13:49 AM
Listening to Giant Bombcast now.

Does anyone agree that Alex Navarro is one of those nerds that thinks he's a lot cooler than he actually is?

Yes.

Not a fan of Navarro.

MCD · « **Reply #260 on:** November 11, 2010, 08:52:16 PM »

Played with Kinect today at a friend's house.

Dance Central: Like all music games, not my thing. All my friends loved it though, maybe even more than Rock Band and other music games.

Kinect Adventures: Had fun here but shit requires a lot of space when played with two players, I don't feel like moving my coffee table just so I can wave my cock around.

As for the menu, I don't like how you have to highlight everything just to enter/play it. The separate menu on the right was not needed too, just integrate it with the normal dash, man. And I didn't try this while sitting down so it was just tiring.

I feel like I can enjoy this thing but not now, need to see more games (like the TGS games) and need better Dashboard integration.

MCD · « **Reply #261 on:** November 11, 2010, 09:03:59 PM »

tl;dr I am too old for this shit and I rather buy a Windows Phone 7.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #262 on:** November 13, 2010, 01:22:27 PM »

I'm selling my kinect, no games coming out

demi · « **Reply #263 on:** November 13, 2010, 01:52:38 PM »

uh, no shit. weak troll.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #264 on:** November 13, 2010, 01:53:52 PM »

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=320616989463

?

demi · « **Reply #265 on:** November 13, 2010, 01:56:47 PM »

i never said you werent selling it. i am saying we all knew there was gonna be shit out.

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #266 on:** November 13, 2010, 06:24:20 PM »

MS is advertising the shit out of Dance Central. I see that commercial all the time.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #267 on:** November 13, 2010, 11:59:49 PM »

got a job interview in a couple of days. If I am successful, Kinect is mine.

Have to be a loyal xbot

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #268 on:** November 15, 2010, 06:40:25 PM »

Quote

Microsoft announced today it has sold over one million units of its Kinect 3D camera controller for the Xbox 360, putting it on track to beat its target of 5 million sales by the end of the year.

"It's a strong start," Microsoft Interactive Entertainment Business SVP Don Mattrick said in an interview with Reuters. "Consumers are loving it."

The sales for Microsoft $150 camera controller, which encompass roughly ten days of availability in the U.S. and five days of availability in Europe, seem to compare favorably with those for Sony's PlayStation Move.

SCEE Chief Andrew House said that camera-based PS3 controller took a month to sell "on the order of 1.5 million units" in Europe.

A Gamasutra analysis of U.S. Move sales estimates that the controller reached one to three percent of the American PlayStation 3 audience in its first 15 days of availability, putting the camera-based wand controller in much less than a million U.S. homes in that period.

Sony said last month it had shipped one million PlayStation Move controllers in America.

Kinect's European launch combined with that of Call of Duty: Black Ops to make for the industry's highest-grossing week ever in the continent, according to industry analyst group Chart-Track.

A recent teardown of the Kinect hardware estimates that each unit costs Microsoft only $56 to produce, suggesting that Microsoft is making a healthy profit on each sale.

http://www.gamasutra.com/view/news/31554/Microsoft_Kinect_Has_Sold_Over_1M_Set_To_Beat_Targets_For_Year.php

The Sceneman · « **Reply #269 on:** November 15, 2010, 06:49:38 PM »

KINECT BABY KINECT

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #270 on:** November 15, 2010, 06:50:29 PM »

"guys clearly they meant shipped"

sony fans ha

The Sceneman · « **Reply #271 on:** November 15, 2010, 07:00:34 PM »

lol idiots.

Kinect will buttrape Wii and Move into submission until the cows come home

Bow before your new green reptilian overlords

maxy · « **Reply #272 on:** November 16, 2010, 07:42:35 AM »

me=nostradamus

I blame sdf for that(online part),their constant spamming,trolling in every Kinect article has raised Kinect awareness to unbelievable heights(i saw posts about Kinect in Two Worlds 2 forums,lol)...not to mention that websites spammed articles about it just to get easy hits

But lets focus on the future,some rumor from IGN

Quote

According to our tip, Microsoft is using the Spike TV Video Games Awards (VGAs) to introduce some big action games, including new titles for the Kinect. The headliner is Gears of War for Kinect, coming straight from Epic Games. Now, we cannot clarify whether or not this is an all-new Gears of War for Kinect or if it's an existing Gears of War game, retro-fitted for the camera controller. But it definitely clicks with recent rumblings that Microsoft wants to get in front of the conventional wisdom that the Kinect is only a toy for casual gamers and family.

It's not Gears 3,Epic "denied" that,my guess...it will be the first hybrid title shown

Now something else,"hacked" Kinect working on PC
[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

Apparently depth sensor can capture 640x480 depth image,if the rumor about 360 using only 320x240 data is true,then you can expect that Kinect will magically get better sometime in the future...for some titles anyway

iconoclast · « **Reply #273 on:** November 16, 2010, 08:26:36 AM »

http://www.giantbomb.com/i-love-mondays-111510/17-3496/

is it just me or does Ryan Davis imply that he nearly had a heart attack from playing kinect

maxy · « **Reply #274 on:** November 16, 2010, 09:01:52 AM »

He mentioned some blood pressure meds and cardiac arrest...so yeah

Do something about that Ryan otherwise you will drop like a rock one day(I've seen that)

meds are not solution

maxy · « **Reply #275 on:** November 16, 2010, 11:37:24 AM »

Quote

Sales of Xbox 360 in the UK doubled last week off the back of the launch of Kinect, Eurogamer has learnt.

The spike was confirmed this afternoon by sales monitor Chart-Track, a spokesperson stating that, while specific figures could not be revealed, it was "more than a fair reflection" to say the figure was double that of the previous week.

The boost is understood to have widened substantially the gap between Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3, with Sony's biggest hope for a pre-Christmas surge coming next week with the release of the long-delayed Gran Turismo 5.

A senior publishing source added: "360 doubled last week and it was already selling a lot. Wii and PS3 have been beaten by 360 consistently over the past few months.

"Wii is still outselling PS3 – the numbers are going the wrong way for Nintendo year-on-year but it's certainly not a disaster."

demi · « **Reply #276 on:** November 16, 2010, 05:32:51 PM »

http://www.motionswinger.com/

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #277 on:** November 16, 2010, 05:39:47 PM »

Quote from: maxy on November 16, 2010, 11:37:24 AM

Quote
Sales of Xbox 360 in the UK doubled last week off the back of the launch of Kinect, Eurogamer has learnt.

The spike was confirmed this afternoon by sales monitor Chart-Track, a spokesperson stating that, while specific figures could not be revealed, it was "more than a fair reflection" to say the figure was double that of the previous week.

The boost is understood to have widened substantially the gap between Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3, with Sony's biggest hope for a pre-Christmas surge coming next week with the release of the long-delayed Gran Turismo 5.

A senior publishing source added: "360 doubled last week and it was already selling a lot. Wii and PS3 have been beaten by 360 consistently over the past few months.

"Wii is still outselling PS3 – the numbers are going the wrong way for Nintendo year-on-year but it's certainly not a disaster."

bobobobobobobo ~~Little Big Planet~~ ~~Killzone 2~~ ~~Uncharted 2~~ ~~Move~~ Gran Turismo 5

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #278 on:** November 16, 2010, 07:43:54 PM »

GT5 has to be huge though.

Mupepe · « **Reply #279 on:** November 16, 2010, 10:46:41 PM »

Okay. I played Kinect at Best Buy and I'm planning to buy in the next few days

I'm not only a new tech nerd, i was surprised at how well it worked. My only question is are there any real games out (not sports compilations or exercise shit or mini games). i'm going to probably get kinect sports with it but I want something else too. The only thing I've seen is Harry Potter. Is there any news on upcoming games?

demi · « **Reply #280 on:** November 16, 2010, 11:01:48 PM »

Not really

Mupepe · « **Reply #281 on:** November 16, 2010, 11:15:18 PM »

son of a bitch

The Sceneman · « **Reply #282 on:** November 17, 2010, 03:15:52 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on November 16, 2010, 10:46:41 PM

Okay. I played Kinect at Best Buy and I'm planning to buy in the next few days

I'm not only a new tech nerd, i was surprised at how well it worked. My only question is are there any real games out (not sports compilations or exercise shit or mini games). i'm going to probably get kinect sports with it but I want something else too. The only thing I've seen is Harry Potter. Is there any news on upcoming games?

get the dancing games.

Kinect is out in NZ today

gonna get one with Dance Central and Kinectimals. For some fucked reason Dance Masters is another week away.

Having a Kinect party on friday night

(well maybe not a party, just having some mates over for a few beers and joints and to play this thing)

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #283 on:** November 17, 2010, 03:18:13 PM »

Raban · « **Reply #284 on:** November 17, 2010, 03:37:40 PM »

More or less how I feel.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #285 on:** November 17, 2010, 04:04:05 PM »

yeah, your precious hardcore games are going the way of the dodo

Mupepe · « **Reply #286 on:** November 17, 2010, 04:51:20 PM »

Quote from: The Sceneman on November 17, 2010, 04:04:05 PM

yeah, your precious hardcore games are going the way of the dodo

This. I don't understand the hate. Kinect, Move and Waggle are a maturing platform and it will take a while for games that make good use of them to come out but there are certainly games out for them now that are fun.

I can't find Dance Masters anywhere but I heard it's a lot better than Dance Central so I'll wait til I can find it. I think I'm getting Kinect Sports for now and maybe Kinectimals in a couple of weeks.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #287 on:** November 17, 2010, 04:59:06 PM »

basically people have been shitting out all this "end of gaming" crap since the Wii blew up. There are still tons of shooters, RPGs, action games, strategy game coming out and being developed. There will be a market for "real" games for many years yet. But this motion shit looks real cool and fun so I'm gonna check it out.

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #288 on:** November 17, 2010, 05:07:05 PM »

I think I've said this before but I have zero interest in Kinect. Would never buy it. Have no interest in it. Same as with Move or The Wii.

But I do kind of like when things piss off the "hardcore".

Its funny.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #289 on:** November 17, 2010, 05:09:48 PM »

Oh absolutely, fanboy/"hardcore" rage is the best thing about the intarnets

The Sceneman · « **Reply #290 on:** November 17, 2010, 05:10:45 PM »

Holy shit Im merely hours away from handling my own pet tiger

bork · « **Reply #291 on:** November 17, 2010, 05:31:23 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on November 17, 2010, 04:51:20 PM

I can't find Dance Masters anywhere but I heard it's a lot better than Dance Central so I'll wait til I can find it.

Really? I thought most people said it was the opposite.

I have both; Dance Central is the "real" dance game that will teach you moves and give you some exercise. Dance Masters is more arcadey and is just dance/posing stuff. You don't really dance in that game so much as you strike poses and make motions with your arms.

Also Dance Central is just one person at a time. You can play Dance Masters with 2P together.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #292 on:** November 17, 2010, 05:50:50 PM »

plus Dance Masters allows you to mwove your fwat body fweely

pilonv1 · « **Reply #293 on:** November 17, 2010, 06:09:20 PM »

Quote from: The Sceneman on November 17, 2010, 04:04:05 PM

yeah, your precious hardcore games are going the way of the dodo

BUY A PC

Raban · « **Reply #294 on:** November 17, 2010, 06:45:48 PM »

Quote from: The Sceneman on November 17, 2010, 04:04:05 PM

yeah, your precious hardcore games are going the way of the dodo

It's pretty obvious the PA comic is in jest, and so was my post

I've said it before, I don't actually believe "hardcore" games are going to die, I just hope they don't.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #295 on:** November 17, 2010, 07:13:41 PM »

I am now the proud owner of a Kinect, Kinectimals and Dance Central :'(

pilonv1 · « **Reply #296 on:** November 17, 2010, 07:23:28 PM »

Did you hear it doesn't support Kiwi accents?

http://www.gameplanet.co.nz/xbox/games/163037.Kinect-Sensor-Bundle/news/136111.20101117.No-Kinect-voice-recognition-in-NZ/

Quote

No Kinect voice recognition in NZ
3:45 pm Wednesday 17 November, 2010
by James Cullinane

Kunect for Xbox launches in Nu Zeelund tomorrow but will not include voice recugnition support as local accents are too hard to understand, says Microsoft.

In a statemunt, Microsoft explains, “Because of the complexity of solving for languages and accents voice support will roll out across the world in waves. In [autumn] 2011, Kinect voice support will be available in Canada (French), France, Italy, Germany, Spain, Australia and New Zealand.”

Stink.

Kunuct

The Sceneman · « **Reply #297 on:** November 17, 2010, 07:29:10 PM »

maaaate, it doesn't support bloody aussies either. It just aint fair dinkum mate

sheeit. It's not lke I'm gonna be saying "fush and chups" to my xbox or anything

bork · « **Reply #298 on:** November 17, 2010, 07:34:55 PM »

Autumn 2011

I wouldn't sweat it anyway. So you lose the voice commands on the dashboard. Not a big deal.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #299 on:** November 17, 2010, 07:54:05 PM »

I never had any issues with Seaman, I can't see why this would be different

News:

Author Topic: Kinect thread(Avatar Kinect out now) (Read 60635 times)