Author Topic: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread (Read 6058976 times)

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #15720 on:** February 29, 2012, 06:36:00 PM »

It's the stealth gays that make me paranoid, just to be on the safe side, I've taken to crossing the road whenever I see an approaching white male, or even worse a group of them. Black guys I don't mind as they're all about the ladies.

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #15721 on:** February 29, 2012, 07:01:33 PM »

except for Himuro and, to an extent, PD, who both love the cock (but for PD it's just his favorite rappers' cocks)

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #15722 on:** February 29, 2012, 07:03:12 PM »

Quote from: Martin Raperman on February 29, 2012, 06:36:00 PM

It's the stealth gays that make me paranoid, just to be on the safe side, I've taken to crossing the road whenever I see an approaching white male, or even worse a group of them. Black guys I don't mind as they're all about the ladies.

That doesn't even make sense. If you're worried about 'stealth gays' then it's black guys you should worry about. Way more black guys on the 'down low' than there are white guys 'in the closet.'

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #15723 on:** February 29, 2012, 09:46:32 PM »

There's a difference between "down low" and "survival homosexuality." Being on the down low means you're banging dudes on the side. Survival homosexuality is stuff you do to get by. Like in jail or something. Come on now, be reasonable

Akala · « **Reply #15724 on:** February 29, 2012, 10:39:02 PM »

blame space · « **Reply #15725 on:** March 01, 2012, 01:04:59 AM »

hey guys i know you love talking about being gay and gay things but if we could talk about the message board website NeoGAF for a second.

i got banned for saying that i fucked G-Fex's mom in response to him implying that i was molested as a child at camp. the reason i was banned was originally: i know you're a neogaf legend and all but we have to give you a slap on the wrist for saying you "fucked G-Fex's mom". original date lifted was today, the first of march. so on today, the first of march, i tried to sign in to my NeoGAF account and make some posts, but now it says the reason banned is "no reason given" and the date it will be lifted is in may. i was under the impression that initial bans were legally binding and not to be changed? i plan on appealing to support@neogaf.com and i will keep you guys updated.. i need to know who is behind this uproarious violation of message board rights and just what goes on after a ban is placed.. breaking..

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #15726 on:** March 01, 2012, 01:11:59 AM »

Momo · « **Reply #15727 on:** March 01, 2012, 01:21:38 AM »

Quote from: blame space on March 01, 2012, 01:04:59 AM

hey guys i know you love talking about being gay and gay things but if we could talk about the message board website NeoGAF for a second.

i got banned for saying that i fucked G-Fex's mom in response to him implying that i was molested as a child at camp. the reason i was banned was originally: i know you're a neogaf legend and all but we have to give you a slap on the wrist for saying you "fucked G-Fex's mom". original date lifted was today, the first of march. so on today, the first of march, i tried to sign in to my NeoGAF account and make some posts, but now it says the reason banned is "no reason given" and the date it will be lifted is in may. i was under the impression that initial bans were legally binding and not to be changed? i plan on appealing to support@neogaf.com and i will keep you guys updated.. i need to know who is behind this uproarious violation of message board rights and just what goes on after a ban is placed.. breaking..

Friendly advice, dont bother. I tried mailing the support thing cause I didnt understand why I was banned they never bothered to reply. As I see it you have a few choices.
a)Live with it (after a period of moaning)
b) Move on to a better forum
c)Diminish your posting time there and spread out to multiple other forums to scratch your itch for whatever
d)Cut your ethernet cable

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #15728 on:** March 01, 2012, 01:33:04 AM »

are you permabanned?

Trent Dole · « **Reply #15729 on:** March 01, 2012, 01:35:16 AM »

Quote from: blame space on March 01, 2012, 01:04:59 AM

my avatar is fucking distinguished mentally-challenged

sure is!

Himu · « **Reply #15730 on:** March 01, 2012, 01:42:22 AM »

leonardo sucks

benjipwns · « **Reply #15731 on:** March 01, 2012, 01:58:44 AM »

I seem to remember always picking Donatello in the beat-em-ups for some reason.

Himu · « **Reply #15732 on:** March 01, 2012, 02:04:53 AM »

Raphael, Michelangelo or gtfo

Momo · « **Reply #15733 on:** March 01, 2012, 02:10:47 AM »

Fuck you guys Leo > Raph > Mike >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Donna the anal stick

Quote from: benjipwns on March 01, 2012, 01:58:44 AM

I seem to remember always picking Donatello in the beat-em-ups for some reason.

Because his reach is cheap, you are a cheap, dirty, easy path taker

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #15734 on:** March 01, 2012, 02:21:31 AM »

Come drink the ginger beer of crepuscularity with us blame space, it's outrageous how you were treated, since you are one of the forerunners of the great Temple of Neogaf, just don't run and no shouting allowed.

In my hugely important opinion, g-Rex comes across as a tedious unfunny lickspittle, but that's probably because he's one of those bloody yanks.

parallax · « **Reply #15735 on:** March 01, 2012, 02:30:21 AM »

What the hell are you talking about raperman?

Momo · « **Reply #15736 on:** March 01, 2012, 02:31:18 AM »

Quote from: parallax on March 01, 2012, 02:30:21 AM

What the hell are you talking about raperman?

Please understand

parallax · « **Reply #15737 on:** March 01, 2012, 02:55:18 AM »

Quote from: Momo on March 01, 2012, 02:31:18 AM

Quote from: parallax on March 01, 2012, 02:30:21 AM
What the hell are you talking about raperman?
Please understand

Please understand what?

Momo · « **Reply #15738 on:** March 01, 2012, 03:15:39 AM »

Quote from: parallax on March 01, 2012, 02:55:18 AM

Quote from: Momo on March 01, 2012, 02:31:18 AM
Quote from: parallax on March 01, 2012, 02:30:21 AM
What the hell are you talking about raperman?
Please understand

Please understand what?

us

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #15739 on:** March 01, 2012, 03:19:01 AM »

Quote from: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on March 01, 2012, 01:11:59 AM

ok

T-Short · « **Reply #15740 on:** March 01, 2012, 03:47:52 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=35596874&postcount=1519

:sonic

parallax · « **Reply #15741 on:** March 01, 2012, 04:04:15 AM »

i got a real good laugh from that.

Timber · « **Reply #15742 on:** March 01, 2012, 05:18:57 AM »

I actually just started development on a groundbreaking first-person survival homosexuality game for XBLA.

Broseidon · « **Reply #15743 on:** March 01, 2012, 07:42:02 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=35616606&postcount=1273

:'(

T-Short · « **Reply #15744 on:** March 01, 2012, 08:09:55 AM »

huahua owned

Momo · « **Reply #15745 on:** March 01, 2012, 08:14:01 AM »

I cant wait to see the video this spawns

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #15746 on:** March 01, 2012, 08:27:49 AM »

Looks like he was going batshit in the "Vita sells 1.2 Million units" thread because someone said the 3DS didn't have a good launch lineup.

Broseidon · « **Reply #15747 on:** March 01, 2012, 09:34:27 AM »

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #15748 on:** March 01, 2012, 09:44:01 AM »

NeoGAF doesn't have the balls to face him man-to-man on Youtube.

T-Short · « **Reply #15749 on:** March 01, 2012, 09:50:23 AM »

Quote from: Broseidon on March 01, 2012, 09:34:27 AM

Huff · « **Reply #15750 on:** March 01, 2012, 09:51:45 AM »

For every distinguished mentally-challenged fellow like him that get banned, there's still 100 mini distinguished mentally-challenged fellows that don't and shit up each thread

Although props to him for not being scared of putting his face out on the web and using his vocal chords. Already cringing at the memes might develop from this

Oblivion · « **Reply #15751 on:** March 01, 2012, 10:20:13 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=465051

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #15752 on:** March 01, 2012, 10:50:17 AM »

Quote from: Oblivion on March 01, 2012, 10:20:13 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=465051

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=35618441&postcount=25

we mad

benjipwns · « **Reply #15753 on:** March 01, 2012, 10:52:16 AM »

To be fair, I am a pretty bitter fucking asshole.

Not about GAF which I have no particular issues with. But he didn't specify.

Feel free to tell people "oh that's just that fucking asshole benji, the rest of us want to see your cock picks" or whatever you think is best.

Tasty · « **Reply #15754 on:** March 01, 2012, 11:11:04 AM »

Shocking Alberto and Haunted banned, what hope is there for me if the more sensible N fans are thrown under the bus? :'(

Momo · « **Reply #15755 on:** March 01, 2012, 11:12:34 AM »

www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=35618356&postcount=16

REACH OUT DEMI

Tasty · « **Reply #15756 on:** March 01, 2012, 11:18:50 AM »

Found this gem. http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=154456&page=2

Quote from: BlueTsunami

OMG, Himuro commented

(Image removed from quote.)

FREE HIMUMUMU!

Momo · « **Reply #15757 on:** March 01, 2012, 11:29:37 AM »

Andrex would love the company.

I would post a link in his comments, but i'd rather not have my youtube account close to a GAF vid $:-\$

benjipwns · « **Reply #15758 on:** March 01, 2012, 11:44:31 AM »

Kinda liking skimming the Ass Creed III threads due to the historical ignorance but that's just loser lulz right?

Or maybe something like:

Because no native americans EVER fought on the sides of the colonists, that's just ABSURD! AND WERE THERE EVEN MORE THAN LOG CABINS?!?

P.P.S. What we really need is a game based in feudal Japan!

Himu · « **Reply #15759 on:** March 01, 2012, 12:20:21 PM »

Quote from: benjipwns on March 01, 2012, 11:44:31 AM

Because no native americans EVER fought on the sides of the colonists

ahahaha

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #15760 on:** March 01, 2012, 12:30:30 PM »

Quote from: Broseidon on March 01, 2012, 09:34:27 AM

Honestly, every time I come across stuff like this, I thrice thank my lucky stars that the internet wasn't around when I was a hormonal teen. I then pause in a reflective and Pinteresque way, and tell myself that I would never have acted in such an embarrassing manner.

It's better if you never see the faces of people whose posts you enjoy, as it destroys part of the enjoyment, which is of course pretending everyone wears sharp Victorian suits, with twirling moustaches and are gaunt in a haunting manner.

But seriously, so much import attached to the ephemeral, it's really fucking strange guys.

benjipwns · « **Reply #15761 on:** March 01, 2012, 12:33:16 PM »

Quote from: Martin Raperman on March 01, 2012, 12:30:30 PM

Honestly, every time I come across stuff like this, I thrice thank my lucky stars that the internet wasn't around when I was a hormonal teen. I then pause in a reflective and Pinteresque way, and tell myself that I would never have acted in such an embarrassing manner.

Because this would be the result?

Momo · « **Reply #15762 on:** March 01, 2012, 12:34:12 PM »

Quote from: Martin Raperman on March 01, 2012, 12:30:30 PM

But seriously, so much import attached to the ephemeral, it's really fucking strange guys.

Some dudes have been on GAF for a long ass time it's hardly ephemeral. In the sh00ters case all I can say is

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #15763 on:** March 01, 2012, 12:38:08 PM »

Quote from: Momo on March 01, 2012, 12:34:12 PM

Quote from: Martin Raperman on March 01, 2012, 12:30:30 PM
But seriously, so much import attached to the ephemeral, it's really fucking strange guys.
Some dudes have been on GAF for a long ass time it's hardly ephemeral.

$:-\$

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #15764 on:** March 01, 2012, 12:40:59 PM »

Quote from: Borys on March 01, 2012, 11:22:33 AM

Quote from: Broseidon on March 01, 2012, 09:34:27 AM

Somebody invite him here.

No.

If he can't handle NeoGAF trolling the 3DS, he'd have an aneurysm here.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #15765 on:** March 01, 2012, 12:45:36 PM »

I invited him on youtube

benjipwns · « **Reply #15766 on:** March 01, 2012, 12:46:44 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on March 01, 2012, 12:40:59 PM

No.

If he can't handle NeoGAF trolling the 3DS, he'd have an aneurysm here.

What are you talking about? Here is incredibly friendly.

Maybe the friendliest forum on the internet.

Where else can someone join and instantly start waxing poetic about Taco Bell?

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #15767 on:** March 01, 2012, 12:47:31 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on March 01, 2012, 12:20:21 PM

Quote from: benjipwns on March 01, 2012, 11:44:31 AM
Because no native americans EVER fought on the sides of the colonists

ahahaha

(Image removed from quote.)

There are SOME who did, but even then most where murdered or forced to give over there lands as a cause of trickery and becuase now the colonists could say "hey we have all these guns now you saw what happens". It was disgusting.

People should read A Peoples History of the United States sometime because it's really informative about the stuff that americans like to pass off and romanticize. For example it wasn't only just native americans who where treated like shit in colonial times. Women, some whites, and certainly blacks and asians where too.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #15768 on:** March 01, 2012, 12:48:57 PM »

Also gaf is fucking awful as always.

benjipwns · « **Reply #15769 on:** March 01, 2012, 12:49:49 PM »

Quote from: Thomas Householmes Lane on March 01, 2012, 12:47:31 PM

There are SOME who did, but even then most where murdered or forced to give over there lands as a cause of trickery and becuase now the colonists could say "hey we have all these guns now you saw what happens". It was disgusting.

People should read A Peoples History of the United States sometime because it's really informative about the stuff that americans like to pass off and romanticize. For example it wasn't only just native americans who where treated like shit in colonial times. Women, some whites, and certainly blacks and asians where too.

wow thx

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #15770 on:** March 01, 2012, 12:51:31 PM »

demi · « **Reply #15771 on:** March 01, 2012, 02:21:46 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on March 01, 2012, 10:50:17 AM

Quote from: Oblivion on March 01, 2012, 10:20:13 AM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=465051

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=35618441&postcount=25

we mad

Dude this is that lame ass loser with the shitty podcast hahahaha

DA MOOFCAST I MADE A RAP YO CHECK IT OUT IM FUNNY

We rightfully so destroyed this perma-nerdlinger.

Also if bengraven is reading: I think you're absolutely fucking hot and I want to see you nude so bad. Don't let those haters get you down. Fat is where its at <3

benjipwns · « **Reply #15772 on:** March 01, 2012, 02:33:59 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=35626591&postcount=50

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #15773 on:** March 01, 2012, 02:35:10 PM »

Benji, I can't watch your YouTube link, can you describe it using rhyming couplets?

Boogie · « **Reply #15774 on:** March 01, 2012, 03:09:49 PM »

Quote from: Momo on March 01, 2012, 12:34:12 PM

Quote from: Martin Raperman on March 01, 2012, 12:30:30 PM
But seriously, so much import attached to the ephemeral, it's really fucking strange guys.
Some dudes have been on GAF for a long ass time it's hardly ephemeral.

$:-\$

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #15775 on:** March 01, 2012, 03:29:53 PM »

Quote from: Boogie on March 01, 2012, 03:09:49 PM

Quote from: Momo on March 01, 2012, 12:34:12 PM
Quote from: Martin Raperman on March 01, 2012, 12:30:30 PM
But seriously, so much import attached to the ephemeral, it's really fucking strange guys.
Some dudes have been on GAF for a long ass time it's hardly ephemeral.

$:-\$

at least both of us have gotten laid. demon still hasn't.

Himu · « **Reply #15776 on:** March 01, 2012, 03:30:11 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on March 01, 2012, 03:29:53 PM

Quote from: Boogie on March 01, 2012, 03:09:49 PM
Quote from: Momo on March 01, 2012, 12:34:12 PM
Quote from: Martin Raperman on March 01, 2012, 12:30:30 PM
But seriously, so much import attached to the ephemeral, it's really fucking strange guys.
Some dudes have been on GAF for a long ass time it's hardly ephemeral.

$:-\$

at least both of us have gotten laid. demon still hasn't.

you're joking

Momo · « **Reply #15777 on:** March 01, 2012, 03:50:35 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=35627804&postcount=549

This is why I hate comic book movies mostly, the source material is hardly ever respected (Bane in the new Batman is a pretty sickening sight to me). also is this puddles person usually such a dick?

brob · « **Reply #15778 on:** March 01, 2012, 03:57:23 PM »

1. the source material doesn't respect itself. who cares.

2. puddles is basically what you would get if you took Green Shinobi minus a rabbit. dude's kray.

tiesto · « **Reply #15779 on:** March 01, 2012, 04:05:37 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on March 01, 2012, 03:29:53 PM

Quote from: Boogie on March 01, 2012, 03:09:49 PM
Quote from: Momo on March 01, 2012, 12:34:12 PM
Quote from: Martin Raperman on March 01, 2012, 12:30:30 PM
But seriously, so much import attached to the ephemeral, it's really fucking strange guys.
Some dudes have been on GAF for a long ass time it's hardly ephemeral.

$:-\$

at least both of us have gotten laid. demon still hasn't.

I honestly feel fucking bad for that dude. Some people just have bad luck and/or high standards and it takes em a little bit longer to get laid, but that guy definitely has lots of self-esteem issues he needs help with.

Why do so many Neogaffer people think we are so bitter and hate filled? Apart from a few people, and apart from this thread most of us don't really give a shit about NeoGAF and what transpires there. I'm on Bore because a lot of my favorite people from the old days of GAF post here, some of them exclusively... and because the discussion is much more laid back than GAF. We even have the better trolls

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