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Oblivion

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« Reply #15900 on: March 03, 2012, 03:58:25 PM »
What's her pt?  Getting older didn't seem to do much for her.  I still wouldn't look twice at her.

:bow Smooth's high standards :bow2

In fairness, she IS pretty cute.

Dem glasses. :drool

It's just funny how whenever a decently-attractive girl posts her picture in any thread in GAF, half the subsequent replies on that page will be related to that picture.

It seems so absurd, because trying to flirt with some random internet chick on a gaming website who might live 10,000 miles away doesn't really occur to me.

Oh I agree, but I'm just glad any time some gaffer compliments a girl that's not a) ugly b) underage c) possibly cheeseburger.
« Last Edit: March 03, 2012, 04:00:54 PM by Oblivion »

Shadow Mod

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« Reply #15901 on: March 03, 2012, 04:07:05 PM »
It's just funny how whenever a decently-attractive girl posts her picture in any thread in GAF, half the subsequent replies on that page will be related to that picture.

It seems so absurd, because trying to flirt with some random internet chick on a gaming website who might live 10,000 miles away doesn't really occur to me.

It can lead to good things if you're not a desperate idiot.

etiolate

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« Reply #15902 on: March 03, 2012, 04:12:45 PM »
It's just funny how whenever a decently-attractive girl posts her picture in any thread in GAF, half the subsequent replies on that page will be related to that picture.

It seems so absurd, because trying to flirt with some random internet chick on a gaming website who might live 10,000 miles away doesn't really occur to me.

It can lead to good things if you're not a desperate idiot.

let me translate this netgirl language for y'all

It can lead to good things if she thinks you're hot.

Shadow Mod

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« Reply #15903 on: March 03, 2012, 04:17:09 PM »
It's just funny how whenever a decently-attractive girl posts her picture in any thread in GAF, half the subsequent replies on that page will be related to that picture.

It seems so absurd, because trying to flirt with some random internet chick on a gaming website who might live 10,000 miles away doesn't really occur to me.

It can lead to good things if you're not a desperate idiot.

let me translate this netgirl language for y'all

It can lead to good things if she thinks you're hot.

=o

Reb

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« Reply #15904 on: March 03, 2012, 04:33:41 PM »
Timedog aimed low.
brb

Shaka Khan

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« Reply #15905 on: March 03, 2012, 04:39:01 PM »
No doubt it works for the Timedogs, Jaroshes, and la1ns of the world. Who it doesn't work for is just about everyone else.

As :heart as she is, it was cloudwalking that struck gold in that scenario, as far as I'm concerned. :smug
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Positive Touch

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« Reply #15906 on: March 03, 2012, 04:39:12 PM »
No doubt it works for the Timedogs, Jaroshes, and la1ns of the world. Who it doesn't work for is just about everyone else.

i.e. desperate idiots
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Shadow Mod

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Timedog

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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about yet another forum thread
« Reply #15908 on: March 03, 2012, 04:51:37 PM »
what's up guys. u mad?
dix

Barry Egan

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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about yet another forum thread
« Reply #15909 on: March 03, 2012, 04:56:43 PM »
This is too cute  :-[

Phoenix Dark

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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about yet another forum thread
« Reply #15910 on: March 03, 2012, 05:33:09 PM »
I wonder what EB would look like in an alternative reality where Cloud stuck with Demi.
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Smooth Groove

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« Reply #15911 on: March 03, 2012, 05:43:12 PM »
Not much difference.  Cloud would still eventually hook up with some other internet dude since Demi would rather jerk it to adult entertainment. 

BlueTsunami

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« Reply #15912 on: March 03, 2012, 05:45:38 PM »
Oh God, EB gonna' turn into an episode of The Coupling
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about yet another forum thread
« Reply #15913 on: March 03, 2012, 05:48:12 PM »
Cloud never released the exclusive interview she did with me :violin
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TakingBackSunday

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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about yet another forum thread
« Reply #15914 on: March 03, 2012, 06:24:03 PM »
her pics of her boobs
püp

MyNameIsMethodis

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« Reply #15915 on: March 03, 2012, 06:47:19 PM »
meeting people on a internet gaming forum is literally the dumbest and worst thing ever no offense to cloud and jarosh
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Verdigris Murder

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« Reply #15916 on: March 03, 2012, 06:47:20 PM »
I'm pretty sure t-dawg is a massive advocate of doggy style. Most gurls are fine with this, until they decide it's defrauding their female voice.
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BlueTsunami

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« Reply #15917 on: March 03, 2012, 06:48:05 PM »
her pics of her boobs

Clouds biggest secret(s)
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MyNameIsMethodis

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« Reply #15918 on: March 03, 2012, 06:49:45 PM »
didnt someone get mad and post them on here once
USA

Verdigris Murder

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« Reply #15919 on: March 03, 2012, 06:50:54 PM »
Taking a gorkkvjkk from behind us so empowering, serious. It's like rape, but agreed upon.
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Momo

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« Reply #15920 on: March 03, 2012, 06:59:47 PM »
meeting people on a internet gaming forum is literally the dumbest and worst thing ever no offense to cloud and jarosh
I dated a girl I met on a gaming forum.

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Of course, the gaming forum was based around a LAN in my city
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TakingBackSunday

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« Reply #15921 on: March 03, 2012, 07:20:08 PM »
didnt someone get mad and post them on here once

I don't think such things exist
püp

parallax

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« Reply #15922 on: March 03, 2012, 07:25:25 PM »
Who would pay for them?

Broseidon

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« Reply #15923 on: March 03, 2012, 07:27:45 PM »
meeting people on a internet gaming forum is literally the dumbest and worst thing ever no offense to cloud and jarosh

u jelly
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parallax

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« Reply #15924 on: March 03, 2012, 07:55:21 PM »
im sure its an interesting story, but im not willing to fork over dough just to read it

Timber

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« Reply #15925 on: March 03, 2012, 08:21:18 PM »
good grief
w/e

MyNameIsMethodis

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« Reply #15926 on: March 03, 2012, 08:25:36 PM »
wouldnt it just be:

jarosh : hi im from a foreign country thats exotic to a midwestern united stater i got lots of money u dtf
USA

Himu

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« Reply #15927 on: March 03, 2012, 08:38:20 PM »
Jarosh has a big dick problem solved
IYKYK

TakingBackSunday

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« Reply #15928 on: March 03, 2012, 08:52:03 PM »
I can vouch for that
püp

ZephyrFate

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« Reply #15929 on: March 03, 2012, 09:47:57 PM »

Vertigo

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« Reply #15930 on: March 04, 2012, 12:18:32 AM »
Koshiba alt?

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=35677674&postcount=86

Cuter.


Quote from: GremlinFool;35695681
You're not particularly attractive, but your desperation knows no bounds. But hell, if whoring your pictures out on GAF unsolicited will help fill in the hole in your heart left by the arctic crevasse you're housing in your pants, more power to you.

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=35695681&postcount=205

What a way to go out.  :lol

Great Rumbler

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« Reply #15931 on: March 04, 2012, 12:21:57 AM »
Dude's just aping Himu's style.
dog

Broseidon

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« Reply #15932 on: March 04, 2012, 12:23:40 AM »
GAF postcount: 9,999

FML :fbm
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Himu

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« Reply #15933 on: March 04, 2012, 12:26:12 AM »
INVITE THAT MAN
IYKYK

parallax

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« Reply #15934 on: March 04, 2012, 12:26:59 AM »
And traces of himu remain.

Phoenix Dark

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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about yet another forum thread
« Reply #15935 on: March 04, 2012, 12:30:55 AM »
Koshiba alt?

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=35677674&postcount=86

Cuter.


Quote from: GremlinFool;35695681
You're not particularly attractive, but your desperation knows no bounds. But hell, if whoring your pictures out on GAF unsolicited will help fill in the hole in your heart left by the arctic crevasse you're housing in your pants, more power to you.

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=35695681&postcount=205

What a way to go out.  :lol
:rofl

Why the hell did she post that in a celeb thread?
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parallax

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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about yet another forum thread
« Reply #15936 on: March 04, 2012, 12:36:34 AM »
Koshiba alt?

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=35677674&postcount=86

Cuter.


Quote from: GremlinFool;35695681
You're not particularly attractive, but your desperation knows no bounds. But hell, if whoring your pictures out on GAF unsolicited will help fill in the hole in your heart left by the arctic crevasse you're housing in your pants, more power to you.

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=35695681&postcount=205

What a way to go out.  :lol
:rofl

Why the hell did she post that in a celeb thread?

attention whoring possibly?

Phoenix Dark

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« Reply #15937 on: March 04, 2012, 12:38:51 AM »
Now I feel bad about fawning over the pic here. I assumed it was posted in the "post your pic" thread

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I'd still smash though
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Smooth Groove

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« Reply #15938 on: March 04, 2012, 12:49:11 AM »
That was unnecessarily mean.  I don't think she's hot but I wouldn't have destroyed her self-esteem without provocation. 

Momo

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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about yet another forum thread
« Reply #15939 on: March 04, 2012, 06:12:10 AM »
Koshiba alt?

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=35677674&postcount=86

Cuter.


Quote from: GremlinFool;35695681
You're not particularly attractive, but your desperation knows no bounds. But hell, if whoring your pictures out on GAF unsolicited will help fill in the hole in your heart left by the arctic crevasse you're housing in your pants, more power to you.

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=35695681&postcount=205

What a way to go out.  :lol
The last time I laughed this loud at an insult was when I heard hambeast for the first time :lol

etiolate

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« Reply #15940 on: March 04, 2012, 06:22:40 AM »
and devo is in the thread peddling her gender swill

get a new bag

Momo

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« Reply #15941 on: March 04, 2012, 06:45:40 AM »
I dont know devolution at all, but from the linked posts in this thread she appears to me as Captain Ahab chasing a phantom whale.

parallax

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« Reply #15942 on: March 04, 2012, 06:55:33 AM »
You know devo a little. She posts in this thread

So im not a junior member anymore.. Dont know how I feel about that.

Cascade

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« Reply #15943 on: March 04, 2012, 06:59:02 AM »
How much longer is Devo going to be allowed to ruin the OT. The slightest hint of someone criticising a female whether that be due to her gender or not is like blood in the water for Devo. Take this recent example of a girl derailing a thread about ageing celebrities with bikini shots of herself and an autobiography. Instead of just sitting back and rightfully let GAF heckel the derailer, she instead rushes in to defend her solely for the fact that she is female ignoring the fact that GAF has the same exact reaction for anyone derailing with a LOOK AT MEE!!! post no matter the gender in other threads. She knows that if this were a guy posting topless photos in that thread she would have let the heckling continue as it rightfully should have.

She is worse than RiskyChris in this sense, at least he was only doing it for the attention, she honestly seems to equate female being rightfully criticised= sexism in her head.

Momo

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« Reply #15944 on: March 04, 2012, 07:34:46 AM »
You know devo a little. She posts in this thread

So im not a junior member anymore.. Dont know how I feel about that.
Well a little, not enough to make a fair assessment really.

Sman

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« Reply #15945 on: March 04, 2012, 08:17:13 AM »
How much longer is Devo going to be allowed to ruin the OT. The slightest hint of someone criticising a female whether that be due to her gender or not is like blood in the water for Devo. Take this recent example of a girl derailing a thread about ageing celebrities with bikini shots of herself and an autobiography. Instead of just sitting back and rightfully let GAF heckel the derailer, she instead rushes in to defend her solely for the fact that she is female ignoring the fact that GAF has the same exact reaction for anyone derailing with a LOOK AT MEE!!! post no matter the gender in other threads. She knows that if this were a guy posting topless photos in that thread she would have let the heckling continue as it rightfully should have.

She is worse than RiskyChris in this sense, at least he was only doing it for the attention, she honestly seems to equate female being rightfully criticised= sexism in her head.

Forever.


MyNameIsMethodis

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« Reply #15946 on: March 04, 2012, 09:57:12 AM »
How much longer is Devo going to be allowed to ruin the OT. The slightest hint of someone criticising a female whether that be due to her gender or not is like blood in the water for Devo. Take this recent example of a girl derailing a thread about ageing celebrities with bikini shots of herself and an autobiography. Instead of just sitting back and rightfully let GAF heckel the derailer, she instead rushes in to defend her solely for the fact that she is female ignoring the fact that GAF has the same exact reaction for anyone derailing with a LOOK AT MEE!!! post no matter the gender in other threads. She knows that if this were a guy posting topless photos in that thread she would have let the heckling continue as it rightfully should have.

She is worse than RiskyChris in this sense, at least he was only doing it for the attention, she honestly seems to equate female being rightfully criticised= sexism in her head.

this is what this thread mostly consisted of until devo signed up here and i agree 100%
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Chinner

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« Reply #15947 on: March 04, 2012, 10:07:53 AM »
devo dont't bullshit me how big is timedogs penis is it big and and is he into eating ass?

Verdigris Murder

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« Reply #15948 on: March 04, 2012, 11:06:14 AM »
Subtly done guys.
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Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich

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« Reply #15949 on: March 04, 2012, 11:49:12 AM »
Quote from: GremlinFool;35695681
You're not particularly attractive, but your desperation knows no bounds. But hell, if whoring your pictures out on GAF unsolicited will help fill in the hole in your heart left by the arctic crevasse you're housing in your pants, more power to you.

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=35695681&postcount=205

What a way to go out.  :lol

she changed the photo :lol only someone who's clearly attention-whoring would care enough to make an edit after the fact.
うぐう

Smooth Groove

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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about yet another forum thread
« Reply #15950 on: March 04, 2012, 12:12:46 PM »
Fat face confirmed.  That's why I'm always leery of pics taken from angles like the original pic. 

Broseidon

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« Reply #15951 on: March 04, 2012, 12:24:00 PM »
Cascade so mad
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parallax

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« Reply #15952 on: March 04, 2012, 12:40:42 PM »
Why do you guys talk like she's not gonna see this? Why don't you address her with your grievances.

T234

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« Reply #15953 on: March 04, 2012, 12:42:32 PM »
Ain't even the same broad!! :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

Ninja Scooter was right, I guess.

Most of female-gaf really is Synbios or Synbios-esque characters :lol :lol
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Timedog

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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about yet another forum thread
« Reply #15954 on: March 04, 2012, 12:45:38 PM »
How much longer is Devo going to be allowed to ruin the OT. The slightest hint of someone criticising a female whether that be due to her gender or not is like blood in the water for Devo. Take this recent example of a girl derailing a thread about ageing celebrities with bikini shots of herself and an autobiography. Instead of just sitting back and rightfully let GAF heckel the derailer, she instead rushes in to defend her solely for the fact that she is female ignoring the fact that GAF has the same exact reaction for anyone derailing with a LOOK AT MEE!!! post no matter the gender in other threads. She knows that if this were a guy posting topless photos in that thread she would have let the heckling continue as it rightfully should have.

She is worse than RiskyChris in this sense, at least he was only doing it for the attention, she honestly seems to equate female being rightfully criticised= sexism in her head.
Your incredibly insightful and intelligent analysis is 10 times longer than her contributions to that thread. It's okay, tell daddy where it hurts.
dix

Verdigris Murder

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« Reply #15955 on: March 04, 2012, 12:50:44 PM »
Actually, the mother of my daughter, and the specimen that hails from Planet Girl, which is situated in the Vulvaria system, really doesn't like doggy style. It's actually pretty annoying, as in my mind it would be gods favourite too, as theres nothing quite like drilling into a perky pink pear shaped behind.

 I usually only get to take her from behind after some pretty intense bedroom negotiations, and this is usually an annoyingly protracted affair, due to the fact that she's a lawyer, and, although I'm massively intelligent, she usually beats me down, by being a hard bargainer, and me having an aching hardon, and just really wanting to fuck. I know it's my male weakness, but dammit, if you cut me, do I not bleed?
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demi

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« Reply #15956 on: March 04, 2012, 12:52:46 PM »
That cloud and jarosh thing is weird as hell (in a good way). I read some of the early posts when they were linked from this thread. Cloudwalking is just posting like normal, and jarosh is like "Well, hello...", and then a few years later they're married and she's living in Switzerland? There seem to be some missing steps there. They should publish the PMs and make a few euros.

There's some small parts but this is more or less how it went

I don't think I was ever serious about "us" in the first place, I assumed it was just part of the joke.
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parallax

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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about yet another forum thread
« Reply #15957 on: March 04, 2012, 12:57:52 PM »
Heh. I forgot timedog was here. This should make for more "interesting" conversation

Smooth Groove

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« Reply #15958 on: March 04, 2012, 01:00:21 PM »
Actually, the mother of my daughter, and the specimen that hails from Planet Girl, which is situated in the Vulvaria system, really doesn't like doggy style. It's actually pretty annoying, as in my mind it would be gods favourite too, as theres nothing quite like drilling into a perky pink pear shaped behind.

 I usually only get to take her from behind after some pretty intense bedroom negotiations, and this is usually an annoyingly protracted affair, due to the fact that she's a lawyer, and, although I'm massively intelligent, she usually beats me down, by being a hard bargainer, and me having an aching hardon, and just really wanting to fuck. I know it's my male weakness, but dammit, if you cut me, do I not bleed?

Next time she agrees to doggy, take the backdoor to show her who's boss.



Huff

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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about yet another forum thread
« Reply #15959 on: March 04, 2012, 01:22:10 PM »
Heh. I forgot timedog was here. This should make for more "interesting" conversation

Nah just more of devo being annoying and timedog coming in to save her
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