The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread

[Cindi Mayweather]

Jarosh has a big dick problem solved

[TakingBackSunday]

I can vouch for that

[ZephyrFate]

Timedog aimed low.

Fuck off.

[Vertigo]

Koshiba alt?

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=35677674&postcount=86

Cuter.

You're not particularly attractive, but your desperation knows no bounds. But hell, if whoring your pictures out on GAF unsolicited will help fill in the hole in your heart left by the arctic crevasse you're housing in your pants, more power to you.

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=35695681&postcount=205

What a way to go out. 

[Great Rumbler]

Dude's just aping Himu's style.

[Broseidon]

GAF postcount: 9,999

FML

[Cindi Mayweather]

INVITE THAT MAN

[parallax]

And traces of himu remain.

[Phoenix Dark]

Koshiba alt?

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=35677674&postcount=86

Cuter.

You're not particularly attractive, but your desperation knows no bounds. But hell, if whoring your pictures out on GAF unsolicited will help fill in the hole in your heart left by the arctic crevasse you're housing in your pants, more power to you.

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=35695681&postcount=205

What a way to go out. 

Why the hell did she post that in a celeb thread?

[parallax]

Koshiba alt?

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=35677674&postcount=86

Cuter.

You're not particularly attractive, but your desperation knows no bounds. But hell, if whoring your pictures out on GAF unsolicited will help fill in the hole in your heart left by the arctic crevasse you're housing in your pants, more power to you.

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=35695681&postcount=205

What a way to go out. 

Why the hell did she post that in a celeb thread?

attention whoring possibly?

[Phoenix Dark]

Now I feel bad about fawning over the pic here. I assumed it was posted in the "post your pic" thread

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I'd still smash though

[close]

[Smooth Groove]

That was unnecessarily mean.  I don't think she's hot but I wouldn't have destroyed her self-esteem without provocation. 

[Momo]

Koshiba alt?

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=35677674&postcount=86

Cuter.

You're not particularly attractive, but your desperation knows no bounds. But hell, if whoring your pictures out on GAF unsolicited will help fill in the hole in your heart left by the arctic crevasse you're housing in your pants, more power to you.

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=35695681&postcount=205

What a way to go out. 

The last time I laughed this loud at an insult was when I heard hambeast for the first time

[etiolate]

and devo is in the thread peddling her gender swill

get a new bag

[Momo]

I dont know devolution at all, but from the linked posts in this thread she appears to me as Captain Ahab chasing a phantom whale.

[parallax]

You know devo a little. She posts in this thread

So im not a junior member anymore.. Dont know how I feel about that.

[Cascade]

How much longer is Devo going to be allowed to ruin the OT. The slightest hint of someone criticising a female whether that be due to her gender or not is like blood in the water for Devo. Take this recent example of a girl derailing a thread about ageing celebrities with bikini shots of herself and an autobiography. Instead of just sitting back and rightfully let GAF heckel the derailer, she instead rushes in to defend her solely for the fact that she is female ignoring the fact that GAF has the same exact reaction for anyone derailing with a LOOK AT MEE!!! post no matter the gender in other threads. She knows that if this were a guy posting topless photos in that thread she would have let the heckling continue as it rightfully should have.

She is worse than RiskyChris in this sense, at least he was only doing it for the attention, she honestly seems to equate female being rightfully criticised= sexism in her head.

[Momo]

You know devo a little. She posts in this thread

So im not a junior member anymore.. Dont know how I feel about that.

Well a little, not enough to make a fair assessment really.

[Sman]

How much longer is Devo going to be allowed to ruin the OT. The slightest hint of someone criticising a female whether that be due to her gender or not is like blood in the water for Devo. Take this recent example of a girl derailing a thread about ageing celebrities with bikini shots of herself and an autobiography. Instead of just sitting back and rightfully let GAF heckel the derailer, she instead rushes in to defend her solely for the fact that she is female ignoring the fact that GAF has the same exact reaction for anyone derailing with a LOOK AT MEE!!! post no matter the gender in other threads. She knows that if this were a guy posting topless photos in that thread she would have let the heckling continue as it rightfully should have.

She is worse than RiskyChris in this sense, at least he was only doing it for the attention, she honestly seems to equate female being rightfully criticised= sexism in her head.

Forever.

[MyNameIsMethodis]

How much longer is Devo going to be allowed to ruin the OT. The slightest hint of someone criticising a female whether that be due to her gender or not is like blood in the water for Devo. Take this recent example of a girl derailing a thread about ageing celebrities with bikini shots of herself and an autobiography. Instead of just sitting back and rightfully let GAF heckel the derailer, she instead rushes in to defend her solely for the fact that she is female ignoring the fact that GAF has the same exact reaction for anyone derailing with a LOOK AT MEE!!! post no matter the gender in other threads. She knows that if this were a guy posting topless photos in that thread she would have let the heckling continue as it rightfully should have.

She is worse than RiskyChris in this sense, at least he was only doing it for the attention, she honestly seems to equate female being rightfully criticised= sexism in her head.

this is what this thread mostly consisted of until devo signed up here and i agree 100%

[Chinner]

devo dont't bullshit me how big is timedogs penis is it big and and is he into eating ass?

[Verdigris Murder]

Subtly done guys.

[Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich]

You're not particularly attractive, but your desperation knows no bounds. But hell, if whoring your pictures out on GAF unsolicited will help fill in the hole in your heart left by the arctic crevasse you're housing in your pants, more power to you.

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=35695681&postcount=205

What a way to go out. 

she changed the photo only someone who's clearly attention-whoring would care enough to make an edit after the fact.

[Smooth Groove]

Fat face confirmed.  That's why I'm always leery of pics taken from angles like the original pic. 

[Broseidon]

Cascade so mad

[parallax]

Why do you guys talk like she's not gonna see this? Why don't you address her with your grievances.

[T234]

Ain't even the same broad!!

Ninja Scooter was right, I guess.

Most of female-gaf really is Synbios or Synbios-esque characters

[Timedog]

How much longer is Devo going to be allowed to ruin the OT. The slightest hint of someone criticising a female whether that be due to her gender or not is like blood in the water for Devo. Take this recent example of a girl derailing a thread about ageing celebrities with bikini shots of herself and an autobiography. Instead of just sitting back and rightfully let GAF heckel the derailer, she instead rushes in to defend her solely for the fact that she is female ignoring the fact that GAF has the same exact reaction for anyone derailing with a LOOK AT MEE!!! post no matter the gender in other threads. She knows that if this were a guy posting topless photos in that thread she would have let the heckling continue as it rightfully should have.

She is worse than RiskyChris in this sense, at least he was only doing it for the attention, she honestly seems to equate female being rightfully criticised= sexism in her head.

Your incredibly insightful and intelligent analysis is 10 times longer than her contributions to that thread. It's okay, tell daddy where it hurts.

[Verdigris Murder]

Actually, the mother of my daughter, and the specimen that hails from Planet Girl, which is situated in the Vulvaria system, really doesn't like doggy style. It's actually pretty annoying, as in my mind it would be gods favourite too, as theres nothing quite like drilling into a perky pink pear shaped behind.

 I usually only get to take her from behind after some pretty intense bedroom negotiations, and this is usually an annoyingly protracted affair, due to the fact that she's a lawyer, and, although I'm massively intelligent, she usually beats me down, by being a hard bargainer, and me having an aching hardon, and just really wanting to fuck. I know it's my male weakness, but dammit, if you cut me, do I not bleed?

[demi]

That cloud and jarosh thing is weird as hell (in a good way). I read some of the early posts when they were linked from this thread. Cloudwalking is just posting like normal, and jarosh is like "Well, hello...", and then a few years later they're married and she's living in Switzerland? There seem to be some missing steps there. They should publish the PMs and make a few euros.

There's some small parts but this is more or less how it went

I don't think I was ever serious about "us" in the first place, I assumed it was just part of the joke.

[parallax]

Heh. I forgot timedog was here. This should make for more "interesting" conversation

[Smooth Groove]

Actually, the mother of my daughter, and the specimen that hails from Planet Girl, which is situated in the Vulvaria system, really doesn't like doggy style. It's actually pretty annoying, as in my mind it would be gods favourite too, as theres nothing quite like drilling into a perky pink pear shaped behind.

 I usually only get to take her from behind after some pretty intense bedroom negotiations, and this is usually an annoyingly protracted affair, due to the fact that she's a lawyer, and, although I'm massively intelligent, she usually beats me down, by being a hard bargainer, and me having an aching hardon, and just really wanting to fuck. I know it's my male weakness, but dammit, if you cut me, do I not bleed?

Next time she agrees to doggy, take the backdoor to show her who's boss.

[Huff]

Heh. I forgot timedog was here. This should make for more "interesting" conversation

Nah just more of devo being annoying and timedog coming in to save her

[Momo]

Actually, the mother of my daughter, and the specimen that hails from Planet Girl, which is situated in the Vulvaria system, really doesn't like doggy style. It's actually pretty annoying, as in my mind it would be gods favourite too, as theres nothing quite like drilling into a perky pink pear shaped behind.

 I usually only get to take her from behind after some pretty intense bedroom negotiations, and this is usually an annoyingly protracted affair, due to the fact that she's a lawyer, and, although I'm massively intelligent, she usually beats me down, by being a hard bargainer, and me having an aching hardon, and just really wanting to fuck. I know it's my male weakness, but dammit, if you cut me, do I not bleed?

[Verdigris Murder]

Great quote, but not really much use to me in the context of convincing my love to l'amour comme le chien.

[Timedog]

Heh. I forgot timedog was here. This should make for more "interesting" conversation

Nah just more of devo being annoying and timedog coming in to save her

Feel free to address me directly, my dude. The whole super passive-aggressive nerd thing isn't a good look.

[Momo]

Great quote, but not really much use to me in the context of convincing my love to l'amour comme le chien.

Propose a trade, do something for her that you normally wouldnt.

[Smooth Groove]

Devo needs a good slap.  Is that explicit enough?

[MyNameIsMethodis]

Are you a white knight if you white knight your girlfriend?   

[Cindi Mayweather]

Ain't even the same broad!!

Ninja Scooter was right, I guess.

Most of female-gaf really is Synbios or Synbios-esque characters

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

[brob]

smh

[Cindi Mayweather]

I bet most females on gaf are just dudes trolling for attention.

They're just a bunch of Maurices.

[Shadow Mod]

Are nerds crying about me again?

Fucking yawn.

[BlueTsunami]

About Synbios, I'm sorry Malek but if you Google synbios and evilbore your photo comes up in Google image search

[Cindi Mayweather]

[Smooth Groove]

Even Malek is Synbios?  That explains much about this forum. 

[Shadow Mod]

Also who is Cascade? I'm guessing it's someone I got banned since he's got such a hard on for me. Get a girlfriend to stick that dick in dude, you're turning into another obvious sexless ugly sack of shit who needs to project his misery on to me, like all of my other trolls. You too Sman.

[BlueTsunami]

[Shadow Mod]

Are nerds crying about me again?

Fucking yawn.

You certainly seem to work em all up into a tizzy. Fun for you?

I wish, it's just the same ol' insults and obvious projection of their bitterness.

[Cindi Mayweather]

ALLISON JANNEY JUDE

[etiolate]

(Image removed from quote.)

That's a very aptly descript combo of pictures for sybios

[MyNameIsMethodis]

holy shit how did I miss the small arms guy 

[Shadow Mod]

Then why bother, yo?

Some people cool here yo but you know it's inevitable that the little cowardly shitheads will pop up here to talk about how they hate me without addressing me directly. They scared of pussy and it shows.

[Smooth Groove]

stank pussy is pretty scary though

[Shadow Mod]

stank pussy is pretty scary though

If it makes you feel better keep thinkin' that.

[Cindi Mayweather]

I bet you guys white man posted that What a dick!

[MyNameIsMethodis]

Then why bother, yo?

Some people cool here yo but you know it's inevitable that the little cowardly shitheads will pop up here to talk about how they hate me without addressing me directly. They scared of pussy and it shows.

if u cant hang with the punches u dun belong here. this aint demis finger bang each other message board this is the bore and u gotta earn ur stripes nicca

[Shadow Mod]

Then why bother, yo?

Some people cool here yo but you know it's inevitable that the little cowardly shitheads will pop up here to talk about how they hate me without addressing me directly. They scared of pussy and it shows.

if u cant hang with the punches u dun belong here. this aint demis finger bang each other message board this is the bore and u gotta earn ur stripes nicca

I can hang, I'm here throwing punches back you stupid insolent little shit.

I guess what I'm saying is drama only happens when you let it. I feel like if you didn't in some way want this kind of nonsense going on you wouldn't come to an entirely different board to talk about it. If you're truly sick of it, take the fuel out of the flames!

If none of this makes sense well I've been smokin all morning

Haters gone hate on me, that's how they roll, I just like how obvious it is where the butthurt comes from.

[MyNameIsMethodis]

woah thats just rude and personal.

[Smooth Groove]

stank pussy is pretty scary though

If it makes you feel better keep thinkin' that.

Just stating a fact.  Had nothing to do with U.  I don't even know your gender.