The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread

[Steve Youngblood]

Junior wave had some wimmenz, time to watch the simpin'.

Rest assured that I freshened my breath with Binaca and slicked back my eyebrows creepily in response.

[nudemacusers]

Junior wave had some wimmenz, time to watch the simpin'.

Got myself a new fedora wassup ladiez

[Atramental]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=46784273&postcount=6110

lmao at a so many gaffers simping this chick and believing her sob story about being some sort of virgin on a jillion meds who dudes call ugly

Oh yeah. Leeness's shtick and her dick satellites are pretty annoying.

I remember telling a gaffer flat out not to try and console her because A) he wasn't her psychiatrist and B) she's an attention... seeker. Actually a better term would be a "psychic vampire" as the LaVeyan Satanists would say because she feeds off the help and attention of others and does nothing with it but feed her broken ego.

[Broseidon]

dick satellites

[Atramental]

Haha. Yeah, I coined that term. I think it's pretty accurate.

Leeness has at least a dozen dick satellites. Aguirre has... maybe 20.

[Shadow Mod]

The two latest juniors who posted their pics are going to get some for sure.

[Atramental]

The two latest juniors who posted their pics are going to get some for sure.

trab pu kcip and who else? I don't see the second one.

edit: Oh yeah, that other girl on the page that transhuman posted his nasty anorexic body on. 

[Shadow Mod]

The two latest juniors who posted their pics are going to get some for sure.

trab pu kcip and who else? I don't see the second one.

Tats thread. Brighteyedpanic.

[Atramental]

Yep. That's the one.

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=46802856&postcount=5

 

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

It must suck to pay out the nose for a shoebox apartment.

[Shadow Mod]

The NY rent seems ridiculously high for what they're giving you even if it's in the city.

[Steve Youngblood]

I'll never understand the "LOL, you pay that much to live there!?" pissing match between city and rural/suburban living. Different people have different needs. Sometimes, I wish I lived in the big city. Alternatively, I like owning a home with a back yard my kid can run around in at an affordable price. The cost for that though is no public transit and nothing worthwhile in walking distance. There are pros and cons to either.

[benjipwns]

I'll never understand the "LOL, you pay that much to live there!?" pissing match between city and rural/suburban living. Different people have different needs. Sometimes, I wish I lived in the big city. Alternatively, I like owning a home with a back yard my kid can run around in at an affordable price. The cost for that though is no public transit and nothing worthwhile in walking distance. There are pros and cons to either.

LOL FLY OVER RUBE

BEEN TO ANY GOOD TRAKTOR PULLZ LATELY LOL

[Tasty]

Yeah, I pay what I pay in Boston because I don't want to own a car. Public transportation makes up the extra cost of living IMO.

[Steve Youngblood]

I'll never understand the "LOL, you pay that much to live there!?" pissing match between city and rural/suburban living. Different people have different needs. Sometimes, I wish I lived in the big city. Alternatively, I like owning a home with a back yard my kid can run around in at an affordable price. The cost for that though is no public transit and nothing worthwhile in walking distance. There are pros and cons to either.

LOL FLY OVER RUBE

BEEN TO ANY GOOD TRAKTOR PULLZ LATELY LOL

A couple, yeah. What's it to ya', city slicker?

[nudemacusers]

I'll never understand the "LOL, you pay that much to live there!?" pissing match between city and rural/suburban living. Different people have different needs. Sometimes, I wish I lived in the big city. Alternatively, I like owning a home with a back yard my kid can run around in at an affordable price. The cost for that though is no public transit and nothing worthwhile in walking distance. There are pros and cons to either.

LOL FLY OVER RUBE

BEEN TO ANY GOOD TRAKTOR PULLZ LATELY LOL

Whoa don't knock tractor pulls... They provide relaxing entertainment between events at a demolition derby. I haven't been to one in years

[benjipwns]

To be serious though I think a lot of that comes from people who have never been in one or the other. They don't really fathom life in any other possible way or that there's degrees of it in places like say, Denver. (And even in the NYC area itself.) And there's that sense of defensive pride of the "culture" of home even if they aren't really part of it. Like people from Cleveland and their symphony. Or people from Detroit and their abandoned buildings and never reconstructed empty lots. Or Flint and its unemployment, crime and murder statistics.

I have a cousin who moved to NYC because his hometown was too small and didn't have a "cultural mass" big enough to support "meaningful art." He had like all these catalogs and brochures and stuff from NYC museums and art galleries, etc. he would take with him everywhere and just look at them all the time and talk about what exhibits were there. One time he was listing a few things showing at some gallery and said "meanwhile, back home in Houston, the fucking rodeo and circus are in town!"

I wonder if he actually ever goes to any of that stuff.

[Momo]

$500 pm for a 2-3 bedroom apartment with a balcony overlooking a lake - FUCK YEAH
Public transport amounting to jogging everywhere so you dont stand still long enough to make yourself a target to thugs - FUCK MY LIFE

[Shadow Mod]

To be serious though I think a lot of that comes from people who have never been in one or the other. They don't really fathom life in any other possible way or that there's degrees of it in places like say, Denver. (And even in the NYC area itself.) And there's that sense of defensive pride of the "culture" of home even if they aren't really part of it. Like people from Cleveland and their symphony. Or people from Detroit and their abandoned buildings and never reconstructed empty lots. Or Flint and its unemployment, crime and murder statistics.

I have a cousin who moved to NYC because his hometown was too small and didn't have a "cultural mass" big enough to support "meaningful art." He had like all these catalogs and brochures and stuff from NYC museums and art galleries, etc. he would take with him everywhere and just look at them all the time and talk about what exhibits were there. One time he was listing a few things showing at some gallery and said "meanwhile, back home in Houston, the fucking rodeo and circus are in town!"

I wonder if he actually ever goes to any of that stuff.

Western cities you can get a bit of both worlds especially in the Bay Area. Move out to say East Bay, commute in at your leisure. Also the part of Portland I'm in is really chill.

[Atramental]

Okay. New chick #2 is on my shit list:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=46834117&postcount=112

[Shadow Mod]

How do you go from not aesthetically pleasing to disgusting.

[Shaka Khan]

Okay. New chick #2 is on my shit list:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=46834117&postcount=112

Wow... that's, like, mortally offensive.

[Shadow Mod]

Maybe she's jealous. For reals though when I was like tomboy I wish I had a goatee. Don't ask.

[Shaka Khan]

I was being sarcastic. I'm gonna start banning people who post harmless material, starting with Atra... what a bitch!

[Atramental]

*Psssh* 

[Shadow Mod]

I was being sarcastic. I'm gonna start banning people who post harmless material, starting with Atra... what a bitch!

I get that. I'm just wondering what makes them disgusting. Maybe she had a bad encounter with Santa.

[Shadow Mod]

Also mac get your thread together, some people be postin ugly shit.

[Shaka Khan]

I can see some unkempt patches being off-putting, but well grown/groomed beard is rarely disgusting.

[Shadow Mod]

I can see some unkempt patches being off-putting, but well grown/groomed beard is rarely disgusting.

Yeah or those awful pencil thin ones dudes had in the 2000s, some still do. Shit is rank.

[nudemacusers]

Also mac get your thread together, some people be postin ugly shit.

I cannot control what others do.

[Shaka Khan]

I can see some unkempt patches being off-putting, but well grown/groomed beard is rarely disgusting.

Yeah or those awful pencil thin ones dudes had in the 2000s, some still do. Shit is rank.

Haha, as I predictably started googling beards right away, I came across some Craig David photos from the early 2000s and felt the same.

[Shadow Mod]

I bet Pitbull still rocks one.

[nudemacusers]

The one I never got was the pencil outline thing. So bad.

And don't even get me started on the Air Force and their molester moustache march. Ughhhhhhhh

[Shaka Khan]

I don't know about that one, but I won't lie, of all the recent trends I find the 70's porn star stache the hottest... on the right face, of course.

Last movember was glorious at our university.

[lennedsay]

The only thing disgusting about a groomed beard is what it does to my underpants. 




Also, lol @ "girl no."

[Kabouter]

I'll never understand the "LOL, you pay that much to live there!?" pissing match between city and rural/suburban living. Different people have different needs. Sometimes, I wish I lived in the big city. Alternatively, I like owning a home with a back yard my kid can run around in at an affordable price. The cost for that though is no public transit and nothing worthwhile in walking distance. There are pros and cons to either.

LOL FLY OVER RUBE

BEEN TO ANY GOOD TRAKTOR PULLZ LATELY LOL

Hey! Tractor pulls are fun!

[etiolate]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=509737

sweet jebus

[Shadow Mod]

I posted the only image truly relevant to that thread.

GAF thinks everyone is a hipster, I actually saw some I would consider this at school, because it was an art school. They're everywhere there.

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=509737

sweet jebus

I read the title and did the biggest I've ever done.

[Shadow Mod]

I ran into haughty fashion and or art school hipster. All others are tolerable and normal by comparison.

[Himu]

The hilarious thing about these fucking nerds and hipsters is that they label anyone who wears skinny jeans and horn rimmed glasses to be a hipster when MOST people are rocking a variation of this kind of crap. These clothes have been mainstream for fucking years and they'd realize that if they bothered to pay attention to other people's goddamn clothing palette. It's like calling people who wore acid washed torn jeans and starter jackets in the 90's hipsters. fucking imbeciles.

[Himu]

A STARTER JACKET



fucking HIPSTER

[etiolate]

I am aiming for hillbilly crime lord hipster

[Shadow Mod]

I am aiming for hillbilly crime lord hipster

Please tell me you've acquired a monocle and a handlebar mustache.

[nudemacusers]

The hilarious thing about these fucking nerds and hipsters is that they label anyone who wears skinny jeans and horn rimmed glasses to be a hipster when MOST people are rocking a variation of this kind of crap. These clothes have been mainstream for fucking years and they'd realize that if they bothered to pay attention to other people's goddamn clothing palette. It's like calling people who wore acid washed torn jeans and starter jackets in the 90's hipsters. fucking imbeciles.

lol no shit... people whining about the 'skinny jeans trend' in 2013 is beyond sad. this shit was the mainstream fashion in 2002. now of course since shit rolls downhill hot topic sells 2 cent stretchy black jean blobs and now everyone uses that manure as a reference point.

[Shadow Mod]

A bunch of the fashion isn't even bad it's the people who'd look shit in it. I didn't mind skinny jeans but dudes sagged them too or would get some that were not complimentary to their body. But it's not like people wearing nonskinny jeans get proper fitting jeans either.

[nudemacusers]

I'm not even really talking about it working or not on someone, just the fact that people are whining about it *now* makes no goddamn sense. I should start a thread whining about this crazy bootcut jean trend and airwalks. man airwalks, they're everywhere!

[Himu]

WHY IS EVERYONE WEARING TOMMY HILFIGER SHIRTS

[nudemacusers]

actually I should start one about poorly fitting khaki pants and padded skate shoes. I have a feeling this will be extremely painful for some members.

[Shadow Mod]

I'm not even really talking about it working or not on someone, just the fact that people are whining about it *now* makes no goddamn sense. I should start a thread whining about this crazy bootcut jean trend and airwalks. man airwalks, they're everywhere!

True. I mean skinny jeans were already popular via skateboarding crowd and punks. Then it just became more mainstream. Like with most fashion it just became "i see it everywhere therefore it's bad."

actually I should start one about poorly fitting khaki pants and padded skate shoes. I have a feeling this will be extremely painful for some members.

Don't forget wearing some cheap ass armpit stained polo for anything remotely non-casual. Haha I see you didn't. <3.

[Himu]

I really like the look of skinny or straight leg jeans. This flare shit sucks unless they're bell bottoms. Skinny flares are cool though.

One thing I hate about the hate hipster movement is how they shit on legitimately cool stuff like the beard movement. If men feel good growing a beard, so long as it is well maintained, let em. FUCK.

[nudemacusers]

I like straight or slightly tapered through the knee jeans; from the front it mirrors the general silhouette of dress pants. too tapered ends up making your butt/thigh look giant if you have any muscle haha.

flared dress pants, however...  especially with formal ensemble.

[parallax]

OK, so there's a beard movement, and people are getting hated for it? Why? If I could grow a beard, I would in a heartbeat

I'm still against skinny jeans though. I don't care about the hipster connection, I just don't like the look.

[Shadow Mod]

I really like the look of skinny or straight leg jeans. This flare shit sucks unless they're bell bottoms. Skinny flares are cool though.

One thing I hate about the hate hipster movement is how they shit on legitimately cool stuff like the beard movement. If men feel good growing a beard, so long as it is well maintained, let em. FUCK.

Someone rocks a look better than you just say the look is trash and call them a hipster. That's what I tend to see more often than not.

[nudemacusers]

OK, so there's a beard movement, and people are getting hated for it? Why? If I could grow a beard, I would in a heartbeat

I'm still against skinny jeans though. I don't care about the hipster connection, I just don't like the look.

beards take effort (to look not shit). effort on surface appearance = time away from videogames/stupid vanity.

you can apply this to most things on gaf.

[Himu]

parallax: skinny jeans are mostly worn by women. read some article the other day in a fashion section of a site that's like SKINNY JEANS ARE HERE TO STAY, IS A CLASSIC CUT NOW no shit girl. Watch what the women you pass by wear. More often than not, if they're in jeans, it's skinny. Makes putting on tall boots easier, accentuates curves, looks good with a lot of shoes, and is comfortable.

[brawndolicious]

Maybe she's jealous. For reals though when I was like tomboy I wish I had a goatee. Don't ask.

You had a phantom beard you always wanted to stroke mid conversation.

That girl's not jealous though, she just wants to get a rise out of the community that she's been lurking for a while on like most juniors do.

[Rahxephon91]

OK, so there's a beard movement, and people are getting hated for it? Why? If I could grow a beard, I would in a heartbeat

I'm still against skinny jeans though. I don't care about the hipster connection, I just don't like the look.

Yeah I don't have anything against people dressing "hipster" if they can pull off a look good for them. I just think skinny jeans look dumb on men and would never wear them.

[nudemacusers]

Maybe she's jealous. For reals though when I was like tomboy I wish I had a goatee. Don't ask.

You had a phantom beard you always wanted to stroke mid conversation.

That girl's not jealous though, she just wants to get a rise out of the community that she's been lurking for a while on like most juniors do.

hopefully a kind and genteel mod will protect her from the horrible scourges on the forum.