The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread

[Himu]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/fashion/2013/jan/09/skinny-jeans-fashion-trend-refuses-to-die

why the fuck were baggy jeans popular to begin with? in hindsight, they sucked.

[Momo]

I cant grow facial hair, my 4 months worth is like butt fluff to most.

[Shadow Mod]

Maybe she's jealous. For reals though when I was like tomboy I wish I had a goatee. Don't ask.

You had a phantom beard you always wanted to stroke mid conversation.

That girl's not jealous though, she just wants to get a rise out of the community that she's been lurking for a while on like most juniors do.

Yeah plus I assumed all that was cool was dude related stuff and in the nineties goatees and shades were "cool." I wanted to be cool.

Also himu I wear the skinny jean now because I can shove it into all kinds of shoes.

[Himu]

Half the reason I like them is because of how they make the shoe prominent. With flares and sometimes straights, the bottom of the leg eclipses the shoe.

It ruins the look.

Compared to:





SKINNY JEANS + BOOTS is one of the female fashions I cannot wait to try. my god.

[Himu]

Slim straights



Must. Lose. Weight.

[Momo]

Woman on the right in the black pants has the flattest ass i've ever seen in my life.

[Shadow Mod]

I've been wanting to get some nice knee high boots but they're all awful below a certain amount of money. I settled on some good booties off amazon with a well made inside.

Woman on the right in the black pants has the flattest ass i've ever seen in my life.

It's pretty sad when a woman is wearing high as fuck heels and still can't pretend she has an ass.

[Momo]

Himu, why do you want to have a concave ass?

[Rahxephon91]

Having facial hair isn't that great. It gets freaking itchy.

[Shaka Khan]

Nvm

[Himu]

Said nothing about concave ass!

I've been wanting to get some nice knee high boots but they're all awful below a certain amount of money. I settled on some good booties off amazon with a well made inside.

Look for knee high boots with a a flat bottom that are like snow boots. Like this!

http://www1.macys.com/shop/product/chinese-laundry-shoes-vision-over-the-knee-boots?ID=632174&CategoryID=25122&LinkType=#fn=sp%3D5%26spc%3D1286%26ruleId%3D22%26slotId%3D183

http://www1.macys.com/shop/product/karen-scott-shoes-lena-boots?ID=620920&CategoryID=25122&LinkType=#fn=sp%3D5%26spc%3D1286%26ruleId%3D22%26slotId%3D190



Don't go with something with a high heel. Go with a flat bottom with traction. They're usually cheaper and look stylish while also being comfortable due to lack of high heel.

[archnemesis]

Having facial hair isn't that great. It gets freaking itchy.

It'll stop being itchy if you let it grow to a beard.

[Rahxephon91]

Having facial hair isn't that great. It gets freaking itchy.

It'll stop being itchy if you let it grow to a beard.

Like this?

http://0.tqn.com/d/hairremoval/1/0/t/4/-/-/Ben-Affleck-beard1.jpg

[brawndolicious]

Having facial hair isn't that great. It gets freaking itchy.

It'll stop being itchy if you let it grow to a beard.

That's what they said about my ass hair.

[Shadow Mod]

Said nothing about concave ass!

I've been wanting to get some nice knee high boots but they're all awful below a certain amount of money. I settled on some good booties off amazon with a well made inside.

Look for knee high boots with a a flat bottom that are like snow boots. Like this!

http://www1.macys.com/shop/product/chinese-laundry-shoes-vision-over-the-knee-boots?ID=632174&CategoryID=25122&LinkType=#fn=sp%3D5%26spc%3D1286%26ruleId%3D22%26slotId%3D183

http://www1.macys.com/shop/product/karen-scott-shoes-lena-boots?ID=620920&CategoryID=25122&LinkType=#fn=sp%3D5%26spc%3D1286%26ruleId%3D22%26slotId%3D190



Don't go with something with a high heel. Go with a flat bottom with traction. They're usually cheaper and look stylish while also being comfortable due to lack of high heel.

The heels on both of those are shit. I hate that style.

[archnemesis]

Having facial hair isn't that great. It gets freaking itchy.

It'll stop being itchy if you let it grow to a beard.

Like this?

http://0.tqn.com/d/hairremoval/1/0/t/4/-/-/Ben-Affleck-beard1.jpg

Yep, my beard is maybe twice that length. It's perfect during winter.

[StealthFan]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=509741&page=3

HOW DARE YOU USE SUCH SLANG ON THIS FINE VIDYAGAME FORUM! What a bunch of cunts. I raped the shit out of some plebes today in Killzone 2. Twas' delicious.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Educational ...oppressors? Yes. How dare they try to prepare you to get help based off of your grades in order to get money thrown at you to go to college in order to gain access to the kind of incomes kept exclusive to careers that require such educations as only the OPPRESSORS can offer you.

How dare they try to pull you out of teabagging strangers online in a game to further your chances at becoming a self sufficient adult at some point in your life (who would be more capable of affording games then too).

Get your priorities straight dude. Yeah games are fun and folks enjoy besting others at them, but don't be that guy who never bothered to stop playing games long enough to secure some sort of stable foundation to their future.

What a fucking loser.

[nudemacusers]

I've been wanting to get some nice knee high boots but they're all awful below a certain amount of money. I settled on some good booties off amazon with a well made inside.

Yoox bb

This is what happens when you are not hugged as a child:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=46837031&postcount=2399

[demi]

<- best beard

Keep it clean and trimmed boys.

[nudemacusers]

That is a legit good beard

[tiesto]

I can see some unkempt patches being off-putting, but well grown/groomed beard is rarely disgusting.

Yeah or those awful pencil thin ones dudes had in the 2000s, some still do. Shit is rank.

Haha, as I predictably started googling beards right away, I came across some Craig David photos from the early 2000s and felt the same.

This was my jam in '99:

[tiesto]

I just prefer wearing normal-sized jeans, a button-down shirt or a hoodie/t-shirt. Surprised at seeing a hipster-outrage thread, from what it seems to me, the whole hipster movement has started to slow down somewhat. Even in Williamsburg, there are very few people that have that over-the-top appearance to them.

[Momo]

I just want fucking bootleg jeans :/

[jiji]

Surprised at seeing a hipster-outrage thread, from what it seems to me, the whole hipster movement has started to slow down somewhat. Even in Williamsburg, there are very few people that have that over-the-top appearance to them.

You might be right. Even this week's hipster threads are having a hard time staying on the first page. But the news of the hipster's death will take a while to reach basements in suburbia.

[TakingBackSunday]

I go to the most hipster of schools and I'm often sort of jealous at some of the things these dudes are pulling off.  Most of the time my attire is usually a pair of slim fitting jeans, a sweater or t-shirt with a cardigan, and a scarf if its cold out.  If I have a little time in the morning I'll wear a button up with a tie because I like to wear ties goddamit.

[nudemacusers]

Stop worrying and just wear shit

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Saw the name Sanky Panky, immediately left the thread.

[Rahxephon91]

Having facial hair isn't that great. It gets freaking itchy.

It'll stop being itchy if you let it grow to a beard.

Like this?

http://0.tqn.com/d/hairremoval/1/0/t/4/-/-/Ben-Affleck-beard1.jpg

Yep, my beard is maybe twice that length. It's perfect during winter.

Yeah. I can get that in about three days and it get's pretty itchy. I've never thought about just letting it keep going as well I pretty much have to shave it off for work.

[tiesto]

http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=509598

Man, the S-E stanning from LucKyK and Shinta in this thread is hilarious. SE is a shell of their former selves and most RPG fans have moved on.

[etiolate]

I just want fucking bootleg jeans :/

Yeah, I wear bootcut jeans, but I've noticed less of those around in the store.

[thisismyusername]

http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=509598

Man, the S-E stanning from LucKyK and Shinta in this thread is hilarious. SE is a shell of their former selves and most RPG fans have moved on.

I just want a Vita port of FFXII:International. Square can fucking die at that point.

[Shadow Mod]

I like how pants that you could fit a family of 4 into got popular.

[Rahxephon91]

http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=509598

Man, the S-E stanning from LucKyK and Shinta in this thread is hilarious. SE is a shell of their former selves and most RPG fans have moved on.

Moved unto what though? Level 5? I hope not.

I'd wait to "X" comes out. Xenoblade with all it's big world in the end feels like wallpaper. The towns are there, but theres no real interaction with them at all. Lets see what monolith actually does in HD.

[Don Flamenco]

best thread i've ever seen:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=509886

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=46867218&postcount=6271

who knew white knighting aguirre would lead to nothing

[StealthFan]

I can't wait until that loser is demodded. What an awful shitposter.

[Steve Youngblood]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=46867218&postcount=6271

who knew white knighting aguirre would lead to nothing

You really don't like Aguirre, do you? Don't read that with any sort of critical subtext, as it's really more of an honest question. It's just odd to me seeing all the ire that poster drudges up given that I apparently run in a different circle and never encounter Aguirre. For that matter, I almost never see ThoseDeafMutes in threads I post in.

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=46867218&postcount=6271

who knew white knighting aguirre would lead to nothing

You really don't like Aguirre, do you? Don't read that with any sort of critical subtext, as it's really more of an honest question. It's just odd to me seeing all the ire that poster drudges up given that I apparently run in a different circle and never encounter Aguirre. For that matter, I almost never see ThoseDeafMutes in threads I post in.

It's a poster with a schtick that's allowed to shit up threads with a persona. I guess other posters have preceded it but it's just tiring seeing all the people that reply to its trolls.

[Steve Youngblood]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=46867218&postcount=6271

who knew white knighting aguirre would lead to nothing

You really don't like Aguirre, do you? Don't read that with any sort of critical subtext, as it's really more of an honest question. It's just odd to me seeing all the ire that poster drudges up given that I apparently run in a different circle and never encounter Aguirre. For that matter, I almost never see ThoseDeafMutes in threads I post in.

It's a poster with a schtick that's allowed to shit up threads with a persona. I guess other posters have preceded it but it's just tiring seeing all the people that reply to its trolls.

I think I remember one thread where he/she posted about watching porn with his/her mom at a young age that just came across as slightly creepy, but really just more ridiculous and stupid. At that point, I realized that this was clearly a joke poster and haven't really noticed many posts since.

[Rahxephon91]

I don't think I've ever interacted with Aguirre either.

Yeah me either, don't even know what "it" is.

[thisismyusername]

I don't think I've ever interacted with Aguirre either.

Yeah me either, don't even know what "it" is.

That's because, my fair Lady, they came after you were perma'd if I remember right.

I don't run in the same threads they post in but I remember "JokeGAF" or whatever that funny pic thread was getting butthurt about that best friends forever picture they spammed.

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=46875276&postcount=13477

 

[etiolate]

I find that if you dress nicely anywhere outside of places that social standards demand you dress nice then girls find you less approachable.

[nudemacusers]

This is why I dress the way I do, people leave me alone

Edit: yeah, either unapproachable or batting for the other team.

[Shadow Mod]

This is why I dress the way I do, people leave me alone

Edit: yeah, either unapproachable or batting for the other team.

Or nuts.

[Cerveza mas fina]

If are handsome it doesnt matter what you wear to girls.

This also applies if you look like shit.

[StealthFan]

Is Tesseract a mod-sanctioned troll? Is he just an attention whore or is what he is doing an attempt at satirizing the stupidity of the common GAFFER?

[Shadow Mod]

Link?

[Cerveza mas fina]

Banned again  :'(

"You're trying too hard to be a character. With your record your next ban will be your last one."

I guess they mean on that account.

[Shadow Mod]

 Who the hell are you on there.

[StealthFan]

What they really mean is they don't like your character. Eggman was tolerated until the proles starting turning against him. Get a new schtick.

I personally think all existing characters should be banned. None of them are funny.

[Cerveza mas fina]

Who the hell are you on there.

I've been posting with that account since 2006 or something 

[Shadow Mod]

Who the hell are you on there.

I've been posting with that account since 2006 or something 

Gaming side or something? I don't see too many characters outside of the ones I dislike.

[Cerveza mas fina]

I think the thing is they say I'm just trying to be one.

[Shadow Mod]

Probably one of the new mods if that's the case since you've been posting a while.

[headwalk]

i feel terrible every time i see a meme. these people are really trying, they want something - anything - to contribute. they're laughing in their cubicle as they hammer it out and for that briefest of moments they feel like they're part of something; yet all they can contribute could be replicated by a basic algorithmic cog. open source welfare humour.

[StealthFan]

I love memes. I stopped getting bothered by them when I started posting at 4chan. My life is miserable so I enjoy a lazy chuckle.

Fuck that TDKR meme though. I cringe every time I browse /tv/

[headwalk]

I love memes. I stopped getting bothered by them when I started posting at 4chan. My life is miserable so I enjoy a lazy chuckle.

Fuck that TDKR meme though. I cringe every time I browse /tv/

hypocritically, i find 4chan's meme blast furnace strangely inoffensive. there's a dadaism to it.

it's the radiation to places of more familiar conduct which causes my tolerance to rot and drop off.

[Chinner]

do people even still go on 4chan anymore