Author Topic: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread (Read 5964286 times)

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #720 on:** February 21, 2011, 04:11:45 PM »

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I feel uncomfortable dating girls who have had sex before. I'm saving myself for marriage, so just the thought that they've had another fella's fella in them is a big turn off. =/

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TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #721 on:** February 21, 2011, 04:13:06 PM »

jesus

whenever I feel bad about myself I just have to browse gaf for a while

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #722 on:** February 21, 2011, 04:15:35 PM »

Yankees fan

Mupepe · « **Reply #723 on:** February 21, 2011, 04:21:40 PM »

Quote from: Shah Rukh Khan on February 21, 2011, 04:11:45 PM

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I feel uncomfortable dating girls who have had sex before. I'm saving myself for marriage, so just the thought that they've had another fella's fella in them is a big turn off. =/
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Is that quote real? Please tell me it is.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #724 on:** February 21, 2011, 04:32:14 PM »

I think the only thing I'd say would be not into any hardcore drugs...smoking is eh, but I'm okay with it, it hasn't bothered me much in the past.

It would be nice if they liked some of the same stuff I did entertainment wise, because let's be honest, if they don't, why are you out on a date with them anyway besides trying to get laid?

Mupepe · « **Reply #725 on:** February 21, 2011, 04:32:36 PM »

Quote from: Green Man on February 21, 2011, 04:30:01 PM

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Thinks popular movies are great because they're popular

This actually seems like a deal breaker. Other things I couldn't really care about.

It would be a deal breaker if they were really that dumb, but let's be real here. Most people who like all popular movies do so because they're created to appeal to the largest demographic. Not just because it's popular, they actually find it entertaining. People watch movies for different reasons.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #726 on:** February 21, 2011, 04:33:22 PM »

What if they like the Olive Garden?

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #727 on:** February 21, 2011, 04:34:08 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on February 21, 2011, 04:21:40 PM

Is that quote real? Please tell me it is.

It.is.

:humanitysadface

Mupepe · « **Reply #728 on:** February 21, 2011, 04:35:22 PM »

Quote from: Shah Rukh Khan on February 21, 2011, 04:34:08 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on February 21, 2011, 04:21:40 PM
Is that quote real? Please tell me it is.

It.is.

:humanitysadface

brob · « **Reply #729 on:** February 21, 2011, 04:58:27 PM »

girls who say shit like they "don't do blowjobs" are instantly off any list. how can you have a functioning sexual relationship without head?

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trick question, you fucking cant.

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Joe Molotov · « **Reply #730 on:** February 21, 2011, 04:59:28 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on February 21, 2011, 04:33:22 PM

What if they like the Olive Garden?

That's a dealmaker right there. Date a woman that's satisfied with Olive Garden, more money to spend on videogames.

naff · « **Reply #731 on:** February 21, 2011, 05:27:23 PM »

Quote from: Shah Rukh Khan on February 21, 2011, 04:11:45 PM

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I feel uncomfortable dating girls who have had sex before. I'm saving myself for marriage, so just the thought that they've had another fella's fella in them is a big turn off. =/
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Saving yourself for marriage. Sad justification for a lack of pussy.

In Amurrica, bastion of the christian religion, is this really a strange thing to hear?

Also I like these things from that gaftards list

Quote from: things I like in women

Attitude
Smoking
Wears gym pants out in public (gives a good indication of fitness and bonability)
Has had one night stands
Is over 5" 9

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Seriously, gym pants can be soooo hot. Used to work next to Les Mills and damn, fit chicks in gym pants showing off their tight butts and tops all ready for a workout

Now if wearing gym pants when we're going out to bars or doing something that wasn't totally casual etc well yeah, I'd tell her to fix up

I also appreciate women who have fine palates, are good socially and appreciate casual drug taking, but tbh I'm not a fickle person. I'm pretty surprised sometimes by the people I'm attracted too. So long as they're good looking, I find them interesting and/or boner inducing and theres some chemistry

Also couldn't give a fuck if my girlfriend thinks gaming is childish, I like gaming and I think it's pretty childish. B*tches

and I find that most girls are easily converted to having some modicum of appreciation for the medium if you play the right games with them, at least much easier than guys that don't like gaming.

Raban · « **Reply #732 on:** February 21, 2011, 05:29:34 PM »

Quote from: quietID on February 21, 2011, 05:27:23 PM

Also couldn't give a fuck if my girlfriend thinks gaming is childish, I like gaming and I think it's pretty childish. B*tches and I find that most girls are easily converted to having some modicum of appreciation for the medium if you play the right games with them, at least much easier than guys that don't like gaming.

Which is easier still than guys that do like gaming.

naff · « **Reply #733 on:** February 21, 2011, 05:33:47 PM »

Was that some sort of diss on me not appreciating gaming because I agree that it's kinda childish

etiolate · « **Reply #734 on:** February 21, 2011, 05:46:35 PM »

I've always had standards and dealbreakers. I go out with less girls, but going out with girls I have no future interest in never made sense to me. It also isn't fair to just fuck buddy a girl who may get attached and you have no intention of keeping up the relationship.

I am only looking for a certain sort and there is no reason to lie to myself about it.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #735 on:** February 21, 2011, 05:50:56 PM »

I'd forgive smoking if the chick liked Olive Garden

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #736 on:** February 21, 2011, 05:54:13 PM »

It's easy to create a laundry list of turnoffs when you've never been on a date or kissed a girl before. It's just a bunch of permavirgins and seldomlaids justifying why they haven't felt a woman's boob before, consensually I mean.

Quote from: Shah Rukh Khan on February 21, 2011, 03:29:09 PM

I think that's a troll list, guys. It can't be true

It's Meus Renaissance. I assume it is true.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #737 on:** February 21, 2011, 05:59:28 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 21, 2011, 05:50:56 PM

I'd forgive smoking if the chick liked Olive Garden

Raban · « **Reply #738 on:** February 21, 2011, 06:05:58 PM »

Quote from: quietID on February 21, 2011, 05:33:47 PM

Was that some sort of diss on me not appreciating gaming because I agree that it's kinda childish

No it wasn't a diss

I've just had more problems getting gamers to like a game than with any other brand of person. I can get a girl to like Black Ops, I can get a non-gamer guy to play some Rez or Mario Kart, but try and get a weeaboo to play some WRPGs. I think we all know how that goes.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #739 on:** February 21, 2011, 07:23:55 PM »

i am in total agreement with the fellow who wrote "smelly vag"

i mean, if a lady can't be bothered to excuse herself to the restroom and mop up her business a little after i have treated her to a fine evening of video rentals and box wine, then there's just no telling what manner of yeast rolls she's baking inside her nether parts

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #740 on:** February 21, 2011, 07:29:03 PM »

Quote from: Dr. Feelbad on February 21, 2011, 07:23:55 PM

i am in total agreement with the fellow who wrote "smelly vag"

i mean, if a lady can't be bothered to excuse herself to the restroom and mop up her business a little after i have treated her to a fine evening of video rentals and box wine, then there's just no telling what manner of yeast rolls she's baking inside her nether parts

What a gentleman. I bet you even supersized her combo.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #741 on:** February 21, 2011, 07:31:50 PM »

if by "supersized her combo" you mean "cooked up an extra tony's party pizza" then yes sir i did

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #742 on:** February 21, 2011, 07:36:16 PM »

if you take two tony's and smash them together you have a MIDWESTERN SANDWICH (single serving, obviously, sharing is for socialists). if that doesn't get you into her yeast-slathered size 20 knickers then well i dunno

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #743 on:** February 21, 2011, 07:40:18 PM »

Bunch of filthy poors itt. For a special lady like that, you should spend a little extra and get Red Barons.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #744 on:** February 21, 2011, 07:43:43 PM »

Or a douchebag.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #745 on:** February 21, 2011, 07:43:48 PM »

smh american excess

you might as well be saying i should just write her a blank check

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #746 on:** February 21, 2011, 07:48:07 PM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on February 21, 2011, 07:36:16 PM

if you take two tony's and smash them together you have a MIDWESTERN SANDWICH (single serving, obviously, sharing is for socialists).

i usually just rolled mine up like a po' boy burrito

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #747 on:** February 21, 2011, 07:49:03 PM »

Quote from: Dr. Feelbad on February 21, 2011, 07:43:48 PM

smh american excess

you might as well be saying i should just write her a blank check

Hell yeah, a dude's gotta make sure the woman's gonna put out before breaking out the wallet.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #748 on:** February 21, 2011, 07:51:12 PM »

this page.

Smoking is the only thing I wouldn't compromise on. Had friends/family pass from lung cancer so it's not something I'd move on.

That list though is hilarious though. I can only imagine how many items on a womans list he would tick.

1. Lives at home with mother
2. Morbidly obsese or AIDS patient thin
3. Hasn't seen sunlight in months
4. Profusely sweats at the thought of conversing with a female
5. Thinks anime is the highest form of art & culture
6. Has severe Aspergers

Brehvolution · « **Reply #749 on:** February 21, 2011, 08:24:58 PM »

Quote from: Dr. Feelbad on February 21, 2011, 07:43:48 PM

smh american excess

you might as well be saying i should just write her a blank check

The Sceneman · « **Reply #750 on:** February 21, 2011, 09:04:23 PM »

in regards to everyone saying that guys ridiculous laundry list was probably a troll - the scariest thing about GAF is, you can never tell!!!

personally I found "8. No interest in having intellectual conversations", the funniest. What a fucking cunt! WTF is an "intellectual conversation" anyway? Something to do with sci-fi?

etiolate · « **Reply #751 on:** February 21, 2011, 09:29:29 PM »

someone post "a penis" in that dealbreaker thread.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #752 on:** February 21, 2011, 09:34:44 PM »

Quote from: etiolate on February 21, 2011, 09:29:29 PM

someone post "a penis" in that dealbreaker thread.

what about the cheeseburger lovers?

The Sceneman · « **Reply #753 on:** February 21, 2011, 09:36:38 PM »

if a chick listened to REALLY shit music (The Beatles, Radiohead, Queen) that would be a major turn off for me. Otherwise I'd pretty much fuck anything that moves

brob · « **Reply #754 on:** February 21, 2011, 09:39:45 PM »

Beatles, radiohead and queen? not into white girls then?

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #755 on:** February 21, 2011, 09:42:40 PM »

Quote from: The Sceneman on February 21, 2011, 09:36:38 PM

if a chick listened to REALLY shit music (The Beatles, Radiohead, Queen) that would be a major turn off for me. Otherwise I'd pretty much fuck anything that moves

brandnew troll hoy!

cool breeze · « **Reply #756 on:** February 21, 2011, 10:02:37 PM »

I divorced my wife of 31 years because she didn't like Queen.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #757 on:** February 21, 2011, 10:03:47 PM »

@ brandnew: lol nah I aint trollin u. I just hate those bands. My dream girl would love Prince and The Fat Boys

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #758 on:** February 21, 2011, 10:05:20 PM »

Sceneman, what about sfaggottry?

Purple Filth · « **Reply #759 on:** February 21, 2011, 10:10:10 PM »

seems some new juniors got accepted.

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good luck

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pilonv1 · « **Reply #760 on:** February 21, 2011, 11:42:43 PM »

they're shitting up the NBA thread

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #761 on:** February 21, 2011, 11:45:06 PM »

...that thread could get any shittier?

pilonv1 · « **Reply #762 on:** February 21, 2011, 11:54:39 PM »

The NBA thread is the only thing keeping me there

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #763 on:** February 21, 2011, 11:58:35 PM »

Kobe fans? They're basically sport's equivalents of sfags.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #764 on:** February 22, 2011, 12:21:07 AM »

MLB-GAF > rest of sports GAF

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #765 on:** February 22, 2011, 12:22:30 AM »

i bet mlb gaf still misses me :'(

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #766 on:** February 22, 2011, 12:24:28 AM »

Quote from: The Worst Poster Ever on February 22, 2011, 12:22:30 AM

i bet mlb gaf still misses me :'(

We do.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #767 on:** February 22, 2011, 12:31:46 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on February 22, 2011, 12:21:07 AM

MLB-GAF > rest of sports GAF

Requires me being interested in baseball so no thanks. I'll stick to cricket

etiolate · « **Reply #768 on:** February 22, 2011, 01:55:15 AM »

Quote from: pilonv1 on February 21, 2011, 11:54:39 PM

The NBA thread is the only thing keeping me there

Diunx · « **Reply #769 on:** February 22, 2011, 07:49:48 AM »

Women smokers are hot don't know why they get so much hate.

archie4208 · « **Reply #770 on:** February 22, 2011, 10:39:36 AM »

Smelling like an ash tray

Having leathery skin in your 40s

Cancer

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #771 on:** February 22, 2011, 11:31:15 AM »

anytime I want to barf I just read the "welcome juniors" thread and see people fellate Evilore.

Raban · « **Reply #772 on:** February 22, 2011, 12:07:10 PM »

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on February 22, 2011, 11:25:23 AM

I think I'm more attracted to the smell of an ash tray than the disgustingly fake floral fragrances some women choose to wear.

I enjoy both. Women smokers are sexy as hell.

Mupepe · « **Reply #773 on:** February 22, 2011, 12:07:22 PM »

fuckers still haven't let me in

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #774 on:** February 22, 2011, 12:07:56 PM »

The NBA gaf cliche is too obnoxious for me to participate outside of a few posts everynow and then.

Purple Filth · « **Reply #775 on:** February 22, 2011, 05:48:54 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=26082522&postcount=1817

this is for you Smooth Groove

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #776 on:** February 22, 2011, 06:39:58 PM »

Quote from: Diunx on February 22, 2011, 07:49:48 AM

Women smokers are hot don't know why they get so much hate.

If she smokes, she pokes.

ManaByte · « **Reply #777 on:** February 22, 2011, 06:42:33 PM »

edit: NM

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #778 on:** February 22, 2011, 07:03:08 PM »

Quote from: The Experiment on February 22, 2011, 06:39:58 PM

Quote from: Diunx on February 22, 2011, 07:49:48 AM
Women smokers are hot don't know why they get so much hate.

If she smokes, she pokes.

You mean dating a woman smoker will get you some strap-on action?

Raban · « **Reply #779 on:** February 22, 2011, 11:32:10 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on February 22, 2011, 07:03:08 PM

Quote from: The Experiment on February 22, 2011, 06:39:58 PM
Quote from: Diunx on February 22, 2011, 07:49:48 AM
Women smokers are hot don't know why they get so much hate.

If she smokes, she pokes.

You mean dating a woman smoker will get you some strap-on action?

If so, sign me up.

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Author Topic: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread (Read 5964286 times)