Author Topic: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread (Read 6007009 times)

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #1740 on:** April 10, 2011, 10:42:51 PM »

Worst OT ever

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=426853

I just wanted to know the dates it was running

pilonv1 · « **Reply #1741 on:** April 10, 2011, 11:00:34 PM »

that is hideos

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #1742 on:** April 10, 2011, 11:05:33 PM »

xbot marketing at full afforce there.

Powerslave · « **Reply #1743 on:** April 10, 2011, 11:06:20 PM »

dude, every OT thread is the worst OT ever. I hate everything about them. Especially the long motherfucking titles with added snarky slogans or random phrases. As a matter of fact, I motherfucking hate all threads which have a sub title and witty lines or shitty quotes cramped up in the title. Fuck all of you.

Wario64 · « **Reply #1744 on:** April 10, 2011, 11:24:13 PM »

that OT thread was worse before, all the graphics were 'centered' and shit so you had to scroll just to read the post

etiolate · « **Reply #1745 on:** April 10, 2011, 11:37:22 PM »

Is the obvious solution of splitting OT from gaming and having two separate forums just too much duh for Evilore?

The Sceneman · « **Reply #1746 on:** April 10, 2011, 11:42:45 PM »

Quote from: AdmiralViscen on April 10, 2011, 10:42:51 PM

Worst OT ever

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=426853

I just wanted to know the dates it was running

whoaaaaaaaaaa

the funniest thing about those ludicrous OT's is that the first page of responses is just: "wow, great job on the OT"

M3wThr33 · « **Reply #1747 on:** April 11, 2011, 12:51:41 AM »

It's impossible to glean information from that page. Your eyes just gloss over.

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #1748 on:** April 11, 2011, 01:13:41 AM »

looks like there's a civil war going on in that Killzone 3 thread. Funny to me because I remember how awful the board was when the whole Killzone 2 thing was in full effect.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=421694&page=131

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1749 on:** April 11, 2011, 02:31:14 AM »

they seem more upset the bugs/bad controls/map problems/etc led to bad sales than a bad game

ManaByte · « **Reply #1750 on:** April 11, 2011, 02:39:46 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=426911

ITT PS3 owners fail to understand how Steam works.

Purple Filth · « **Reply #1751 on:** April 11, 2011, 03:30:26 AM »

Quote from: Stoney Mason on April 11, 2011, 01:13:41 AM

looks like there's a civil war going on in that Killzone 3 thread. Funny to me because I remember how awful the board was when the whole Killzone 2 thing was in full effect.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=421694&page=131

this started to form from the MP beta came out. Got solidified after the bugs, SP and sales

pilonv1 · « **Reply #1752 on:** April 11, 2011, 05:41:14 AM »

PS3 owners try to fool PC owners into buying a console game to get a PC game.

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #1753 on:** April 11, 2011, 10:53:42 AM »

Quote from: Stoney Mason on April 11, 2011, 01:13:41 AM

looks like there's a civil war going on in that Killzone 3 thread. Funny to me because I remember how awful the board was when the whole Killzone 2 thing was in full effect.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=421694&page=131

Quote

I gathered all the exclusives from Xbox360 and PS3, took the scores, made a chart to see if there were any major discrepancies.

Holy shit!

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #1754 on:** April 11, 2011, 06:37:31 PM »

Quote from: AdmiralViscen on April 10, 2011, 10:42:51 PM

Worst OT ever

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=426853

I just wanted to know the dates it was running

Jesus Christ, that OP is unreadable.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #1755 on:** April 11, 2011, 07:00:14 PM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on April 11, 2011, 05:15:46 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=427048

Pussy!

Seriously I'm going to post shit from gaf here that makes me angry, cause there is a shitton of them.

The haunted mansion had some creepy parts, but that's about it.

Powerslave · « **Reply #1756 on:** April 11, 2011, 08:11:34 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=27036043&postcount=351

I like how he says he likes what some distinguished mentally-challenged fellow named Matt says about The Twin Snakes....which would be stating that the voice-overs have been redone and that some people complain about it and that cutscenes now have bullet-time effects and character acrobatics? What's there to 'like' about what he says? Is Matt Cassamassasina your uncle and you're just namedropping him or something?

I also like the rest of that page where you continuously can see him defending the crappiness of TTS. Look at how he defends this gif:

"OK so he did a flip to avoid the camera, big deal. It makes much more sense when you are actually playing the game."

Himu · « **Reply #1757 on:** April 11, 2011, 08:19:31 PM »

how many times is "ass" spelled in Matt's last name?

archie4208 · « **Reply #1758 on:** April 11, 2011, 08:51:49 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=427067

How dare people use social networking to market a product!

The Sceneman · « **Reply #1759 on:** April 11, 2011, 09:37:23 PM »

absolute fucking morons. The hivemind there is staggering, gotta stop reading that board.

although that didnt stop me: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=427067&page=5

Powerslave · « **Reply #1760 on:** April 11, 2011, 09:38:11 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=27050326&postcount=407

"I mean when you see it as an image separated from the game, of course it may look a bit ridiculous. When you are actually playing through it on your TV, you'll be all like "woah, that's cool, Snake did a backflip". "

Himu · « **Reply #1761 on:** April 11, 2011, 09:59:24 PM »

twin snakes was kinda bad but that didn't stop me from playing it like 10 times or some shit

<---------------- metal gear whore

lennedsay · « **Reply #1762 on:** April 11, 2011, 10:12:47 PM »

Quote from: The Sceneman on April 11, 2011, 09:37:23 PM

absolute fucking morons. The hivemind there is staggering, gotta stop reading that board.

although that didnt stop me: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=427067&page=5

good job

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #1763 on:** April 11, 2011, 10:42:37 PM »

I'm sorry, I'm at the point of thinking people who curse and shame Facebook and Facebook users are the ones who are fucking pathetic.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #1764 on:** April 12, 2011, 12:56:02 AM »

remember when people ignored things they didn't like?

Himu · « **Reply #1765 on:** April 12, 2011, 01:01:10 AM »

n-no way

you can..you can do that?!

pilonv1 · « **Reply #1766 on:** April 12, 2011, 03:09:39 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=417372&page=124

Don't shit up Evilore's Steam thread!

The Sceneman · « **Reply #1767 on:** April 12, 2011, 09:05:03 AM »

Quote from: pilonv1 on April 12, 2011, 03:09:39 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=417372&page=124

Don't shit up Evilore's Steam thread!

what the hell 3 guys got banned for almost nothing

Rman · « **Reply #1768 on:** April 12, 2011, 01:46:08 PM »

LOL @ http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=427153

Powerslave · « **Reply #1769 on:** April 12, 2011, 02:30:45 PM »

uhm worst part about that thread is the hurr this isnt gaming posts that spans over 2 pages. BSB weren't even that bad, pretty good actually. You can't just listen to them in public/out in the open these days but some of their songs are fun.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #1770 on:** April 12, 2011, 02:31:06 PM »

I can't stand that guy.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #1771 on:** April 12, 2011, 02:33:33 PM »

Most Polka > NKOTB era

Powerslave · « **Reply #1772 on:** April 12, 2011, 02:36:06 PM »

Take That had a few good songs, 5ive had 2 good ones and BSB were good in general for the first few years. The worst ever was N'Sync. Bunch of feggits.

Powerslave · « **Reply #1773 on:** April 12, 2011, 02:40:08 PM »

I remember raging my ass off at every one of them when they debuted their first video I Want You Back. Their shitfaces pissed me off so bad.

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #1774 on:** April 12, 2011, 02:47:54 PM »

Every little thing I doooooo, doesn't mean enough to youuuuuuuuuu

Powerslave · « **Reply #1775 on:** April 12, 2011, 02:49:08 PM »

If given the opportunity would you join a boyband? Think about it, you get mad cash, chicks will throw them self at you and all you have to do for that is strike a few bad dance poses on stage across the world and shoot a few homoerotic videos.

Mupepe · « **Reply #1776 on:** April 12, 2011, 03:01:21 PM »

i listened to the nsync no strings attached album a few times. won't lie.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #1777 on:** April 12, 2011, 03:44:15 PM »

So much homo on this page my knees are buckling.

It's uncomfortable seeing you guys actually being gay instead of just subtext.

ManaByte · « **Reply #1778 on:** April 12, 2011, 03:51:03 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=27081327&postcount=440

Trent Dole · « **Reply #1779 on:** April 12, 2011, 04:17:34 PM »

That BSB thread is fucking hilarious.

lennedsay · « **Reply #1780 on:** April 12, 2011, 04:27:13 PM »

I'm more of a man than all of you.

boy bands

Mupepe · « **Reply #1781 on:** April 12, 2011, 04:35:47 PM »

Quote from: lennedsay on April 12, 2011, 04:27:13 PM

I'm more of a man than all of you.

boy bands

what about a man band?

Mupepe · « **Reply #1782 on:** April 12, 2011, 05:02:10 PM »

as long as it works there's no reason to judge, mojo.

Shuri · « **Reply #1783 on:** April 12, 2011, 07:23:55 PM »

I remember watching some behind the music type show with new kids on the block, and at some point, they started talking about how the moms of girls would whore themselves out to get backstage, and there was this

montange of each member going.. "Oh yeah, I remember the moms..", and then various people who worked with them like tour managers and stuff going "oh yeah.. the things the moms would do"

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #1784 on:** April 12, 2011, 07:29:07 PM »

wow this board is full of homosexuals. really? Nsync? Backstreet Boys? REALLY?

no wonder you all turned into xbots.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #1785 on:** April 12, 2011, 07:34:06 PM »

Quote from: The Sceneman on April 11, 2011, 09:37:23 PM

absolute fucking morons. The hivemind there is staggering, gotta stop reading that board.

although that didnt stop me: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=427067&page=5

GAF members hate being used as a marketing tool for large corporations...unless it is on a system of their preference. Then they unashamedly cheerlead as much as possible.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #1786 on:** April 12, 2011, 08:07:21 PM »

Nsync > Backstreet Boys

Powerslave · « **Reply #1787 on:** April 12, 2011, 08:11:35 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=427117

Anyone else notice that the only type of bad news threads posted on GAF that don't get bombarded with jokes and puns is when the news is about something negative against homosexuality? It's like that's the only thing these fucking gaffots hold respect for. Like they're afraid and are desperate to show their utmost respect for the large gay community present on that forum. Meanwhile, news about horrible accidents, sexual abuse and the likes are catalysts for them to go wild with puns. Fucking faggots.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #1788 on:** April 12, 2011, 08:13:57 PM »

Quote from: The Worst Poster Ever on April 12, 2011, 07:29:07 PM

wow this board is full of homosexuals. really?

i refuse to believe ANYONE is surprised by this.

etiolate · « **Reply #1789 on:** April 12, 2011, 08:23:52 PM »

Being homo doesn't mean you have to have bad taste.

Himu · « **Reply #1790 on:** April 12, 2011, 09:15:17 PM »

Nothing wrong with boy bands.

[youtube=560,345]3Wj8Yxa309E[/youtube]
[youtube=560,345]Cx0xzO73Amo[/youtube]
[youtube=560,345]PAu2bsV9CiQ[/youtube]

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #1791 on:** April 12, 2011, 10:30:00 PM »

DC Talk

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Boogie · « **Reply #1792 on:** April 12, 2011, 10:34:35 PM »

Quote from: Mamacint on April 12, 2011, 10:30:00 PM

DC Talk

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

Wait--- that's DC talk?

They...really changed over the years. I was only aware of them for this:

[youtube=560,345]egM_jQVsfxI[/youtube]

[youtube=560,345]Ywag29SsctE[/youtube]

edit: "POLAND! I was the only black person in Poland. I'm serious. Kids were lookin' at me, man, and like 'what is that?' They were wiggin' out"

Mupepe · « **Reply #1793 on:** April 13, 2011, 12:11:31 AM »

Ugh. DC Talk. I skipped seeing them in concert with my super religious step mother and her kids to have a boy scouts campout with my real mom and try sushi for the first time. Fuck DC Talk.

Himu · « **Reply #1794 on:** April 13, 2011, 12:15:47 AM »

ahahahaha i had sushi for the first time at a boy scouts camp too

Diunx · « **Reply #1795 on:** April 13, 2011, 01:24:16 AM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on April 11, 2011, 09:59:24 PM

twin snakes was kinda bad but that didn't stop me from playing it like 10 times or some shit

<---------------- metal gear whore

Sorry himu but a true metal gear whore would finish TS once, drop it in the garbage and continue playing the superior ps1 version.

Diunx · « **Reply #1796 on:** April 13, 2011, 01:33:23 AM »

There's a guy in my office that listen to N'sync and BSB and some old ass latino boy bands while working

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1797 on:** April 13, 2011, 04:39:37 AM »

gaf down?

Chinner · « **Reply #1798 on:** April 13, 2011, 04:45:27 AM »

Himu · « **Reply #1799 on:** April 13, 2011, 05:51:46 AM »

Quote from: Diunx on April 13, 2011, 01:24:16 AM

Quote from: Stringer Bell on April 11, 2011, 09:59:24 PM
twin snakes was kinda bad but that didn't stop me from playing it like 10 times or some shit

<---------------- metal gear whore

Sorry himu but a true metal gear whore would finish TS once, drop it in the garbage and continue playing the superior ps1 version.

TTS is not garbage.

Though the cutscenes are ridiculous and the new VA's aren't as good, the core game is still pretty solid. The main issue with the game is the aiming as it makes boss fights too easy. The original game was not designed around MGS2 controls. That said, when I first started playing the game when I initially got it, I kept fucking dying over and over and over adjusting to the controls.

However, other than that, the game is just groovy and actually improves upon the original in almost every category, mostly in aiming. Shooting in the original game is ass. There's also the part where you have to backtrack to get all three card keys which I have always HATED. Thankfully in MGS: TTS you can make that trip shorter.

Also, dogtags. Dogtags, bitch.

Beat that shit on every mode, speed running, no kills, no alerts, dog tag runs. Fuck yes.

That's what a real MGS fan did with the Twin Snakes. Only a dumbass would completely trash the game and go back to the original like it's perfect. If KojiPro released an HD version the game with the original cutscenes intact, with hd models, and modern bells and whistles and better voice acting, with a more balanced aiming system, it would be THE (second) best Metal Gear Solid (after Metal Gear Solid 2 Substance). The reason I put MGS2 over MGS1 these days is not only the gameplay but the controls. MGS2 controls like butter sliding across a knife; it's so simple. MGS1...lol, is outddated city.

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