Author Topic: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread  (Read 6008190 times)

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Phoenix Dark

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I like that one where she's in doggy style and her boobs are hanging omgg
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etiolate

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brandnew already told mercury off pretty hard :lol

Phoenix Dark

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in the kobe thread? I haven't been able to visit it again after wasting so many posts there
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Phoenix Dark

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I like how his response was sexual. "oh can we go out girl?" smh

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Herr Mafflard

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a little late sorry

:lol to be honest mass effect games are like westernized jrpgs in the first place

that's why they're called wrpgs?

that's the same as saying 'Tales Of' games are like nipponese wrpgs

it's just an empty statement


pretty much all gamers are fuckers and hypocrites - myself included. Ain't nothing wrong with playing weeaboo shit, Mass Effect is just as gay and embarrassing, but niqquaz on forums seem to think that if it's homo fantasy shit from a western country it's all good. By this logic anyone who hates on Persona for the Japanese music and shit, is actually RACIST  

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Mass effect is equally as gay and equally as awesome as persona. They both have similar priorities.

Hell, ME2 is essentially FF6 in space

People don't hate on Persona because of anything inherently Japanese about it - the one I played, P3, I found rather boring. Rather I think, people who like it, like it because of it's otaku Japanese trappings. Otherwise I don't see the appeal. It's certainly isn't the battle system or story.

ME2 is enjoyable space opera pulp. Similarities with it and Persona are purely superficial though, ie, they both share a conversation system, plot points and companions. Doesn't matter, just because I like ME2 doesn't mean I have to like P3. There's more differences than similarities between them.

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Hell, ME2 is essentially FF6 in space

Right, and Persona 3 is just Die Hard set in Japan. But action movie fans, like bioware fans, are the worst - they're unable to see the similarities. They both share the same plot -- dude has to make way through tower, defeating bad guys on the way - except Die Hard features more explosions and bad German accents.

Although in Die Hard, the protagonist isn't a neurotic teenager who believes he sees demons at night, and must collect emo-pokeman cards to defeat said demons and save the world. And all the while studying and trying to make friends at school, not to forget helping strange old men and little girls reconcile with their families in his spare time.

In fact, watching Die Hard is just experiencing P3 in a condensed form, without much of the boring filler bits in P3 like eating ramen with that lonely fat kid, or taking Yukari to the movies so you can make your emo-pokemen evolve/fuse better to fight terrists/demons.

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^ bioware fanboy
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Herr Mafflard

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not really, no

I thought the ME titles were decent, but nothing special. I really like the DA games, though the second one slightly less so.

Their last game I loved was probably the first Baldur's Gate, but that was ages ago.

brob

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hey now, I liked persona 3 portable for it's battle system - simple and clean with a good carrot in the fusions. where it not for the mandatory story stuff I'd play it again even.

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I really fucking hate the word 'ramen'. Fuck persona too.

Herr Mafflard

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hey now, I liked persona 3 portable for it's battle system - simple and clean with a good carrot in the fusions. where it not for the mandatory story stuff I'd play it again even.

well my problem is less the battle system itself, just how much of it they expect you to put up without throwing anything new into the mix. the game is so much filler it's not funny.

persona 3 could have been a decent 40 hr game, but instead it's a rather boring 100 hr one. i guess if you enjoy it for collecting and grinding personas, that's another story
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To me Persona isn't really a "grind" per se. I played it specifically for the battle stuff, so if anything the ludicrous story bullshit I'm forced to sit through is more of a grind than anything. That's really my only complaint with Persona 3 portable; they removed the stamina stuff, so you don't get tired letting you bust through all the floors that are available and then you're stuck with an hour or two of animu tedium before you can fight anything again. And collecting persona and doing fusions and stuff was fun for me too. the fusions could be better, you kinda have to do a lot of trial and erroring, or read a faq I suppose, but the min/max of creating massively over-powered persona is funfunfun.

I can see why someone wouldn't take to it that well though.

Herr Mafflard

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i like the idea of fusions and I pretty much agree with your point of view, just going through the motions over and over in the tower became a chore for me.

I would of liked a few more unique story dungeons tbh, different locales like the train and hotel(?)

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persona 4 has unique story dungeons. Each dungeon is a unique dungeon with gimmicks. Good stuff.
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I want to kill Mercury Fred, AceBandage and G-Fex.

I wanna troll some gaffers soooooo bad, or just be honest and put them in their place.

I've taken a break from GAF.  It all happened in the thread where the police gang up on a heckler.  Some mouth breather was asking if we all hated eachother like that in the US.  I don't mind the cracks against the US if they are funny or true.  Instead, there's a lot of bullshit and double standards.  It was the straw that broke the camel's back.
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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=427782

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The only saving grace was he did not get to see how not cute she was.

Thread of the millennium.
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I've taken a break from GAF.  It all happened in the thread where the police gang up on a heckler.  Some mouth breather was asking if we all hated eachother like that in the US.  I don't mind the cracks against the US if they are funny or true.  Instead, there's a lot of bullshit and double standards.  It was the straw that broke the camel's back.

the Pittsburgh baseball game incident thread?
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I spent too much in the Wii2 speculation/rumor thread and now I want to kill myself. All fanthings (totally stole the term from prole) are equally insufferable and disgusting when given the chance. Right now ninthings are hogging the limelight, and I want to shove a shoe in each and every one of their mouthes.
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TakingBackSunday

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sorry boo  :'(
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Shaka Khan

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I'm pretty sure that Ridleyscott dude gave me cancer.

But you get a pass for taking a hot photo recently.

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TakingBackSunday

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that dude gave everybody cancer in that thread
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Phoenix Dark

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I just sit back and chuckle about all those years when HD was irrelevant to Nthings.
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true ninthings have been buying two consoles per generation since the n64  :(
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I spent too much in the Wii2 speculation/rumor thread and now I want to kill myself. All fanthings (totally stole the term from prole) are equally insufferable and disgusting when given the chance. Right now ninthings are hogging the limelight, and I want to shove a shoe in each and every one of their mouthes.

you're much braver than me

First thing I did after seeing that thread was make pact to never read past the first post.  Now it's over 240 pages of very little of anything (I assume, based off what has been posted in our thread).

and seriously, look at the top post thing.  The top guy posted 383 times in 4 days.  Take a breath, make a post? how else is that possible?

TakingBackSunday

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when I said I though Sunshine was better than Galaxy

stopped reading because now I have cancer
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when I said I though Sunshine was better than Galaxy

stopped reading because now I have cancer

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new super mario bros wii>>>>>> galaxy.
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Purple Filth

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I spent too much in the Wii2 speculation/rumor thread and now I want to kill myself. All fanthings (totally stole the term from prole) are equally insufferable and disgusting when given the chance. Right now ninthings are hogging the limelight, and I want to shove a shoe in each and every one of their mouthes.

cant believe your just finding that out now  :P

Phoenix Dark

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Mario Sunshine was actually very very good
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Joe Molotov

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when I said I though Sunshine was better than Galaxy

stopped reading because now I have cancer

 :lol

Well dude I did, Galaxy had too many flaws when it decided it did not know what it wanted to be. Galaxy 2 I love cause it was what Galaxy should have been.

But Sunshine didn't have any flaws, I guess? 
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I find that I like b-grade platformers far better than the 'tripple A' hyped ones. I'd rather play Vexx than any 3D mario game. :dur

Herr Mafflard

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persona 4 has unique story dungeons. Each dungeon is a unique dungeon with gimmicks. Good stuff.

Cool, I'll definitely give it a go if they bring it to portables like P3.

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I spent too much in the Wii2 speculation/rumor thread and now I want to kill myself. All fanthings (totally stole the term from prole) are equally insufferable and disgusting when given the chance. Right now ninthings are hogging the limelight, and I want to shove a shoe in each and every one of their mouthes.

I wonder where all those people who said "Are graphics good enough?" are now? teehee
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Shaka Khan

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I spent too much in the Wii2 speculation/rumor thread and now I want to kill myself. All fanthings (totally stole the term from prole) are equally insufferable and disgusting when given the chance. Right now ninthings are hogging the limelight, and I want to shove a shoe in each and every one of their mouthes.

I wonder where all those people who said "Are graphics good enough?" are now? teehee

Oh that shift in attitude has been in motion for quite some time (thanks to the 3DS) but yeah, it's in full throttle in that thread. The now exposed disingenuity is freaking shameless, yet comes as no surprise to anyone. Statistics have also shown that the phrase "SHADERS BABY!" has replaced "So whimsical!" as the most used phrase by Ninthings. It's an extremely sad spectacle.
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archie4208

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But its STILL going to be a generation behind ffs.

Thankfully, 360 level graphics will be good enough for Nintendo fans.   :tophat

etiolate

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I'm fine with most of the graphics I get on middling steam games and source engine stuff.

Of course, being the haute taute sort that I am, I get more out of smart art usage in a game's visual appeal rather than new technobabble.

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Etiolate staying true to his ninthing roots. Respeck.
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The Wii's graphics abilities wouldn't be nearly as big an issue if Wii games ran in 1680p with some decent texture filtering and anti-aliasing.
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Olivia Wilde Homo

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Never had much problems with it honestly.

Didn't spend much time around the Ferris Wheel, then.

...or the Hotel.

Sunshine was a half baked game albeit polished.  The blue coins were clearly thrown in as an alternative to doing more levels.  I guess Nintendo was dead set on getting it out before the 2002 holiday season.
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*cursor over link*

*sees somethingawful*

*doesn't click*
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*cursor over link*

*sees somethingawful*

*doesn't click*

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Himu

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Yeah, gaf is a better forum. I agree. That's why I bitch about it in this thread instead of posting on gaf.
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*cursor over link*

*sees somethingawful*

*doesn't click*

Yea no one gives a fuck about SA it looks like  :lol

etiolate

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in himumumu's defese, attempting that discussion on gaf makes people mad and crazy because they see you as trying to take away their last bastion for childish sexism/racism

Himu

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in himumumu's defese, attempting that discussion on gaf makes people mad and crazy because they see you as trying to take away their last bastion for childish sexism/racism

original thread was about more than racism

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3400614#post389797104
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Go stalk another lady with jeans, mexican terrorist
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Himu

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that video cracks me up

and fine, I won't post anymore SA links in this thread again. I see people just want to bitch about gaf, so I changed the thread title.
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Himu

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He posts links from SOHH maybe once in a blue moon.
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Re: The Official BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH about GAF thread
« Reply #2030 on: April 19, 2011, 09:57:01 PM »
Oh , probably already missed it but i see GAF is going all SERIUZ now with the new rules? This should be interesting to watch.

I don't think they're actually doing it, just threatening. Business as usual unless a mod is reading a thread
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You forgot that hip hop site PD posts links from. That forums is amazing.

Indeed.

Phoenix Dark

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*cursor over link*

*sees somethingawful*

*doesn't click*

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Himuro and Methodis need to realise that no one else can read their faget ass pay-per-post forum
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Re: The Official BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH about GAF thread
« Reply #2034 on: April 19, 2011, 11:44:57 PM »
I'm on SA :-[
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Re: The Official BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH about GAF thread
« Reply #2035 on: April 20, 2011, 01:12:38 AM »
:lol himu mad
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Re: The Official BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH about GAF thread
« Reply #2036 on: April 20, 2011, 01:17:17 AM »
I knew that thread title was himu's work even before clicking this thread, smh.
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« Last Edit: April 20, 2011, 01:31:41 AM by Phoenix Dark »
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God I wish we had this during the Bz'chan era
« Reply #2038 on: April 20, 2011, 03:12:09 AM »


OMG add this please please please.  I never ask for anything!

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Re: The Official BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH about GAF thread
« Reply #2039 on: April 20, 2011, 03:19:03 AM »
Damn, Himu keeps updating the thread's title more frequently than his FB status.
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