Author Topic: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread (Read 6030211 times)

pilonv1 · « **Reply #8640 on:** November 04, 2011, 06:36:52 PM »

eviscerated

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #8641 on:** November 04, 2011, 07:05:47 PM »

Quote from: spindashing on November 04, 2011, 03:30:22 PM

Yeah, that's another thing I found annoying about Londa. EVERYTIME a Beyonce thread popped up, she would comment about how much she hated Bey. Bey wasn't pretty enough, she wasn't dark enough, she did not sing as well, something about her hair, eyes, etc. I mean, I don't like every pop star but she went out of her way.

You probably have seen this in rl as well. I knew some many girls in high school who HATED Beyonce. Usually dark skinned chicks; Londa is light skinned. Even to this day I hear these chicks straight slandering Bey's name

I gotta feel bad for the dark sisters. I love em but damn they need a role model, like us dark niccas have Idris Elba

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #8642 on:** November 04, 2011, 07:15:52 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on November 03, 2011, 11:36:38 PM

I have no idea who any of the GAF posters you're talking about are. Probably a good thing.

I was lost on that page too. I have no idea who is good or bad at that site anymore

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #8643 on:** November 04, 2011, 07:20:59 PM »

Quote from: Crushed on November 04, 2011, 04:57:39 PM

"when scorpion walked out of hell holding subzero's spine" has stuck with me for months, because it's an actual thing that a person wrote in earnest

See that's more like it. Bravo

Himu · « **Reply #8644 on:** November 04, 2011, 07:23:15 PM »

I'm mixed on Bey. She's hot. But on the other hand, she's a bitch and can't sing that good to begin with.

Destiny's Child > Beyonce

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #8645 on:** November 04, 2011, 07:27:56 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on November 04, 2011, 07:23:15 PM

I'm mixed on Bey. She's hot. But on the other hand, she's a bitch and can't sing that good to begin with.

Get the fuck out, Himu.

Himu · « **Reply #8646 on:** November 04, 2011, 07:34:40 PM »

I didn't say she couldn't sing. But she's no Teena Marie, Whitney Houston, or Gladys Knight despite her claim to fame, which was mostly due to her looks. She's just okay. She's best in a group, even Lady GaGa has more range than Bey.

Himu · « **Reply #8647 on:** November 04, 2011, 07:36:04 PM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on November 04, 2011, 07:34:17 PM

Destiny's Child is one of my guiltiest of guilty pleasures

Destiny's Child quartet

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #8648 on:** November 04, 2011, 07:37:26 PM »

Quote from: Billy Rygar on November 04, 2011, 07:34:36 PM

Anyway Rihanna>>>>>Beyonce

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #8649 on:** November 04, 2011, 07:40:40 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on November 04, 2011, 07:34:40 PM

I didn't say she couldn't sing. But she's no Teena Marie, Whitney Houston, or Gladys Knight despite her claim to fame, which was mostly due to her looks. She's just okay. She's best in a group, even Lady GaGa has more range than Bey.

I heard Beyonce live once and she can't sing without a production studio. At all.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #8650 on:** November 04, 2011, 07:45:07 PM »

You really believe GaGa has more range, Himu?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #8651 on:** November 04, 2011, 07:46:38 PM »

Even Beyonce haters don't outright say she can't sing, smh Himu. They either pull the "well she can't singer better than her sister!" card or use the "well she's nothing special" card. She's got a powerful voice, can hold her notes etc. She has one of the stronger voices in pop yo

Quote from: Billy Rygar on November 04, 2011, 07:34:36 PM

Anyway Rihanna>>>>>Beyonce

lennedsay · « **Reply #8652 on:** November 04, 2011, 07:46:38 PM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on November 04, 2011, 07:45:07 PM

You really believe GaGa has more range, Himu?

cigarillo confirmed

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #8653 on:** November 04, 2011, 07:49:48 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 04, 2011, 07:46:38 PM

Even Beyonce haters don't outright say she can't sing, smh Himu. They either pull the "well she can't singer better than her sister!" card or use the "well she's nothing special" card. She's got a powerful voice, can hold her notes etc. She has one of the stronger voices in pop yo

Quote from: Billy Rygar on November 04, 2011, 07:34:36 PM
Anyway Rihanna>>>>>Beyonce
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Kelly Rowland is a MUCH better singer.

Himu · « **Reply #8654 on:** November 04, 2011, 07:49:54 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 04, 2011, 07:46:38 PM

Even Beyonce haters don't outright say she can't sing, smh Himu. They either pull the "well she can't singer better than her sister!" card or use the "well she's nothing special" card. She's got a powerful voice, can hold her notes etc. She has one of the stronger voices in pop yo

Can you read? I didn't say she couldn't sing.

Himu · « **Reply #8655 on:** November 04, 2011, 07:53:38 PM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on November 04, 2011, 07:45:07 PM

You really believe GaGa has more range, Himu?

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #8656 on:** November 04, 2011, 07:54:38 PM »

Quote from: ZephyrFate on November 04, 2011, 07:49:48 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 04, 2011, 07:46:38 PM
Even Beyonce haters don't outright say she can't sing, smh Himu. They either pull the "well she can't singer better than her sister!" card or use the "well she's nothing special" card. She's got a powerful voice, can hold her notes etc. She has one of the stronger voices in pop yo

Quote from: Billy Rygar on November 04, 2011, 07:34:36 PM
Anyway Rihanna>>>>>Beyonce
(Image removed from quote.)
Kelly Rowland is a MUCH better singer.

I heard Kelly live once and she can't sing without a production studio. At all.

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #8657 on:** November 04, 2011, 07:56:56 PM »

Guess it's a problem of being a member of Destiny's Child then.

And I'm listening to Kelly sing When Love Takes Over live and she sounds just fine.

Himu · « **Reply #8658 on:** November 04, 2011, 07:57:48 PM »

Damn, Shaka, this gettin' heated.

Mya > Bey
Sade > Bey
Mary J > Bey
Aaliyah > Bey
Amy W > Bey
Alicia Keys > Bey
Moesha > Bey
Erykah Badu > Bey
Janelle > Bey
Kelly Rowland > Bey
Adele > Bey

What footing does Bey stand on? She is bottom tier, breh.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #8659 on:** November 04, 2011, 07:58:10 PM »

Leper Himu

Himu · « **Reply #8660 on:** November 04, 2011, 07:59:00 PM »

Why? For spittin' facts?

Name ONE good Beyonce album.

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #8661 on:** November 04, 2011, 08:00:00 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on November 04, 2011, 07:59:00 PM

Why? For spittin' facts?

Name ONE good Beyonce album.

PUT A RING ON IT HIMU

Also:

brob · « **Reply #8662 on:** November 04, 2011, 08:00:31 PM »

where's toni braxton in these lists? un-break my heart, etc. can't forget that.

Himu · « **Reply #8663 on:** November 04, 2011, 08:00:47 PM »

The best I can say about Beyonce is that I fapped to her when I was a teenager, that she married Jay-Z, and that "at least she's not Fergie!"

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #8664 on:** November 04, 2011, 08:01:12 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on November 04, 2011, 07:59:00 PM

Why? For spittin' facts?

For posting those three videos as proof that GaGa has more range.

Himu · « **Reply #8665 on:** November 04, 2011, 08:01:18 PM »

Quote from: Brobzoid on November 04, 2011, 08:00:31 PM

where's toni braxton in these lists? un-break my heart, etc. can't forget that.

Damn. That girl is the truth. I would kill to make love to her.

Himu · « **Reply #8666 on:** November 04, 2011, 08:01:57 PM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on November 04, 2011, 08:01:12 PM

Quote from: Stringer Bell on November 04, 2011, 07:59:00 PM
Why? For spittin' facts?

For posting those three videos as proof that GaGa has more range.

But those are facts

Government Hooker >>>> Beyonce's career

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #8667 on:** November 04, 2011, 08:03:26 PM »

I absolutely hate Born This Way but I agree Gaga has more range.

Himu · « **Reply #8668 on:** November 04, 2011, 08:03:57 PM »

What'd you think of Born This Way? Why you hate it? Did you get regular edition or LE?

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #8669 on:** November 04, 2011, 08:05:06 PM »

I just don't like the musical shift from Fame Monster. The title track irks me because it's become a "gay anthem" and I think it's hamfisted. Judas is basically Bad Romance.

I think the only song that's even close to good is You and I.

Himu · « **Reply #8670 on:** November 04, 2011, 08:06:55 PM »

Born This Way (the song) is a grower. I never grow on the lyrics themselves because they're one-dimensional and stupid. It's the worst song on the album, though.

You and I is great. Brian May

Himu · « **Reply #8671 on:** November 04, 2011, 08:07:23 PM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on November 04, 2011, 08:05:56 PM

Government Hooker is the worst fucking song Gaga has ever done.

No fucking way, clearly you are talking about Hair or Born This Way.

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #8672 on:** November 04, 2011, 08:09:45 PM »

To put this in perspective, my favorite tracks of Gaga's are Teeth, Bad Romance, and in particular I think her best song is So Happy I Could Die.

I found nothing close to that on Born This Way.

Himu · « **Reply #8673 on:** November 04, 2011, 08:11:06 PM »

My favorite TFM tracks: Speechless, So Happy I Could Die, Bad Romance, Dance in the Dark. We seem to like the "darker" Gaga. Born This Way was missing that edge that TFM had.

brob · « **Reply #8674 on:** November 04, 2011, 08:12:37 PM »

I like the part in the Born This Way video where she's running around in her underwear (without any crazy make-up) flashin her butt, twirlin her hips and stuff.

Himu · « **Reply #8675 on:** November 04, 2011, 08:13:04 PM »

That's my favorite part too

brob · « **Reply #8676 on:** November 04, 2011, 08:14:36 PM »

Bad Romance has better butt flashing, but the hip twirling in Born This Way makes up for it.

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #8677 on:** November 04, 2011, 08:14:39 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on November 04, 2011, 08:11:06 PM

My favorite TFM tracks: Speechless, So Happy I Could Die, Bad Romance, Dance in the Dark. We seem to like the "darker" Gaga. Born This Way was missing that edge that TFM had.

The "edge" to Fame Monster was part of the thematic point, and I think it was the big reason so many liked it and then found themselves disappointed with Born This Way.

I personally want more of the dark pop and less of the straight-to-the-clubs anthems.

Himu · « **Reply #8678 on:** November 04, 2011, 08:16:04 PM »

TFM felt almost like a concept album, since every song fell within a specific mood or theme. Telephone aside, which just feels out of place. Born This Way is more modern schizophrenic album making.

Himu · « **Reply #8679 on:** November 04, 2011, 08:17:38 PM »

Hair has potential but then the production and chorus just shits on it. Any good Hair remixes?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #8680 on:** November 04, 2011, 08:18:34 PM »

I don't like Gaga's music but she's talented. I'll leave it at that.

I've never heard a Beyonce album, too cool for that shit. BUT having listened to songs and live performances there's no way you can say she can't sing bros.

She's no Christiana Agulera but she holds her own

Himu · « **Reply #8681 on:** November 04, 2011, 08:19:33 PM »

It's not that Beyonce can't sing, it's just that she's so mind numbingly average. I don't see the point in being a fan of Beyonce when there's Janelle Monae's and Sade's out there.

I could masturbate to Sade singing.

Himu · « **Reply #8682 on:** November 04, 2011, 08:25:25 PM »

THIS IS NOW A SADE THREAD

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #8683 on:** November 04, 2011, 08:25:30 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on November 04, 2011, 08:01:57 PM

But those are facts

Government Hooker >>>> Beyonce's career

(Image removed from quote.)

Himu · « **Reply #8684 on:** November 04, 2011, 08:26:48 PM »

You make that as if I should be ashamed. I'm fine with the way I am. I was born this way, baby.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #8685 on:** November 04, 2011, 08:29:44 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on November 04, 2011, 08:19:33 PM

It's not that Beyonce can't sing, it's just that she's so mind numbingly average. I don't see the point in being a fan of Beyonce when there's Janelle Monae's and Sade's out there.

I could masturbate to Sade singing.

The problem is, nobody said Beyonce has more talent or a better career than all of the artists you listed, Himu-chwan. We're just saying that your Kaka can't hold a candle to Bey's vocal abilities. Sowwy. NEXT~

Himu · « **Reply #8686 on:** November 04, 2011, 08:30:30 PM »

We? You're outnumbered, bub.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #8687 on:** November 04, 2011, 08:31:17 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on November 04, 2011, 08:30:30 PM

We? You're outnumbered, bub.

Your multiple personalities don't count, babe.

FatalT · « **Reply #8688 on:** November 04, 2011, 08:33:16 PM »

You both win in the Special Olympics! Congratulations!

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #8689 on:** November 04, 2011, 08:34:54 PM »

Quote from: FatalT on November 04, 2011, 08:33:16 PM

You both win in the Special Olympics! Congratulations!

spoiler (click to show/hide)

[close]

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #8690 on:** November 04, 2011, 08:35:27 PM »

There. Thread saved.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #8691 on:** November 04, 2011, 08:36:12 PM »

Beyonce is at least attractive though.

brob · « **Reply #8692 on:** November 04, 2011, 08:36:32 PM »

don't mock cancer survivors Khan. smh

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #8693 on:** November 04, 2011, 08:38:38 PM »

Quote from: My F*cking Grandpa on November 04, 2011, 08:36:12 PM

Beyonce is at least attractive though.

SMH

I lol @ her weave but yea, she fineeee

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #8694 on:** November 04, 2011, 08:38:45 PM »

this is the gayest two pages in bore history

FatalT · « **Reply #8695 on:** November 04, 2011, 08:41:33 PM »

Quote from: Brobzoid on November 04, 2011, 08:36:32 PM

don't mock cancer survivors Khan. smh

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #8696 on:** November 04, 2011, 08:44:09 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on November 04, 2011, 08:38:45 PM

this is the gayest two pages in bore history

Agreed. Himumu can't participate in a conversation about talented vocalists without name-dropping Gaga and gaying threads up. SMH.

Himu · « **Reply #8697 on:** November 04, 2011, 08:49:27 PM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on November 04, 2011, 08:31:17 PM

Quote from: Stringer Bell on November 04, 2011, 08:30:30 PM
We? You're outnumbered, bub.

Your multiple personalities don't count, babe.

This was originally about Beyonce being average. Funny how your priorities change. Don't backpedal!

Himu · « **Reply #8698 on:** November 04, 2011, 08:50:29 PM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on November 04, 2011, 08:44:09 PM

Quote from: BrandNew on November 04, 2011, 08:38:45 PM
this is the gayest two pages in bore history

Agreed. Himumu can't participate in a conversation about talented vocalists without name-dropping Gaga and gaying threads up. SMH.

You seem legitimately hurt that others agree that Gaga > Beyonce. Beyonce is a washed up Whitney Houston wannabe. Deal with it.

Quote from: Shaka Khan on November 04, 2011, 08:34:54 PM

Quote from: FatalT on November 04, 2011, 08:33:16 PM
You both win in the Special Olympics! Congratulations!

spoiler (click to show/hide)
[close]

Ain't that the movie where the dude is white as a sheet?

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #8699 on:** November 04, 2011, 08:52:26 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on November 04, 2011, 08:49:27 PM

Don't backpedal!

...

Quote from: Stringer Bell on November 04, 2011, 07:23:15 PM

I'm mixed on Bey. She's hot. But on the other hand, she's a bitch and can't sing that good to begin with.

Quote from: Stringer Bell on November 04, 2011, 07:49:54 PM

Can you read? I didn't say she couldn't sing.

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