Author Topic: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread (Read 6030209 times)

cheezmo is that really creepy horse baby fan who gets super defensive and indignant about everything and has some weird fetish for murderer/bloody girls

Broseidon · « **Reply #9066 on:** November 07, 2011, 07:38:17 PM »

brob · « **Reply #9067 on:** November 07, 2011, 07:52:45 PM »

Broseidon · « **Reply #9068 on:** November 07, 2011, 07:56:17 PM »

How would you even walk in them?

brob · « **Reply #9069 on:** November 07, 2011, 08:00:25 PM »

awkwardly.

Broseidon · « **Reply #9070 on:** November 07, 2011, 08:39:42 PM »

I once tried walking 6 feet in a pair of 2.5 inch platforms that belonged to a goth ladyfriend.

Shit's a nightmare yo.

etiolate · « **Reply #9071 on:** November 07, 2011, 08:41:01 PM »

Quote from: Broseidon on November 07, 2011, 07:56:17 PM

How would you even walk in them?

You trot.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #9072 on:** November 07, 2011, 08:43:06 PM »

Stilt modeling is the new hotness. Those hoofs are nothing.

Himu · « **Reply #9073 on:** November 07, 2011, 08:49:06 PM »

Quote from: etiolate on November 07, 2011, 08:41:01 PM

Quote from: Broseidon on November 07, 2011, 07:56:17 PM
How would you even walk in them?

You trot.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #9074 on:** November 07, 2011, 08:49:41 PM »

Quote from: Broseidon on November 07, 2011, 06:30:11 PM

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Is she drop dead gorgeous? No, but neither am I. IMO Kagari looks confident and intelligent, too traits that I find attractive. I could see myself with her. I'd imagine she's never been with an African American man such as myself

Himu · « **Reply #9075 on:** November 07, 2011, 08:52:52 PM »

agreed

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #9076 on:** November 07, 2011, 09:04:00 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 07, 2011, 08:49:41 PM

Quote from: Broseidon on November 07, 2011, 06:30:11 PM
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Is she drop dead gorgeous? No, but neither am I. IMO Kagari looks confident and intelligent, too traits that I find attractive. I could see myself with her. I'd imagine she's never been with an African American man such as myself

I hear "darkies" can lay the pipe right if you know what I MEAN

IS THAT THE TERM YOU MIGHT GO BY

tiesto · « **Reply #9077 on:** November 07, 2011, 09:04:08 PM »

Quote from: Premium Lager on November 07, 2011, 06:10:03 PM

I read the ending spoiler.

Meh.

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Would you?

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Definitely. She looks kinda like this girl I went on a date with a few months ago, actually. Kinda reminds me of your typical understated, non guidette LI girl. We can play Final Fantasy together and shit, it would be magical.

demi · « **Reply #9078 on:** November 07, 2011, 09:04:25 PM »

tiesto

Himu · « **Reply #9079 on:** November 07, 2011, 09:05:03 PM »

kagari-chwannnnnnnn~

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #9080 on:** November 07, 2011, 09:08:36 PM »

Quote from: demi on November 07, 2011, 09:04:25 PM

tiesto

He's filling in for Bebpo, who has apparently stopped sharing his dating exploits with us after the legendary Chicago threads.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #9081 on:** November 07, 2011, 09:09:08 PM »

she's got a negro nose

Himu · « **Reply #9082 on:** November 07, 2011, 09:09:44 PM »

Hell yeah. If only she had them negro lips.

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #9083 on:** November 07, 2011, 09:12:49 PM »

negro lips are one of the reasons I find black men so attractive

they are built, on a guy, to suck cock

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #9084 on:** November 07, 2011, 09:19:17 PM »

Big lips and a big nose are the optimal cunnilingus combo.

Himu · « **Reply #9085 on:** November 07, 2011, 09:21:41 PM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on November 07, 2011, 09:19:17 PM

Big lips paired with a big nose is the optimal cunnilingus combo.

Oh Shaka.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #9086 on:** November 07, 2011, 09:25:47 PM »

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #9087 on:** November 07, 2011, 09:26:27 PM »

MmmHmmm, see that sculpted nose was just born to massage a perineum.

demi · « **Reply #9088 on:** November 07, 2011, 09:27:07 PM »

nuzzle on it like it was a kitten

Himu · « **Reply #9089 on:** November 07, 2011, 09:27:24 PM »

Shaka: Believe me, it has.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #9090 on:** November 07, 2011, 09:29:09 PM »

Bald Himu isn't the best Himu though

Himu · « **Reply #9091 on:** November 07, 2011, 09:29:42 PM »

You prefer me with hair?

demi · « **Reply #9092 on:** November 07, 2011, 09:30:19 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 07, 2011, 09:29:09 PM

Bald Himu isn't the best Himu though
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loool nicca look like the cover of a goosebumps book.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #9093 on:** November 07, 2011, 09:42:00 PM »

Quote from: demi on November 07, 2011, 09:30:19 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 07, 2011, 09:29:09 PM
Bald Himu isn't the best Himu though
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loool nicca look like the cover of a goosebumps book.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #9094 on:** November 07, 2011, 09:45:15 PM »

Quote from: The Sceneman on November 07, 2011, 07:13:10 PM

Quote from: Broseidon on November 07, 2011, 06:30:11 PM
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spoiler (click to show/hide)
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I would pork her pungent puss until the cows came home or something. Shes hot

I'm glad we can always count on you to post about how every chick who isn't totally hideous is hot.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #9095 on:** November 07, 2011, 09:55:50 PM »

i got small lips am i white :'(

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #9096 on:** November 07, 2011, 10:07:08 PM »

That hurts you know. I got feelings too. :'(

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #9097 on:** November 07, 2011, 10:25:04 PM »

Quote from: Thomas Householmes Lane on November 07, 2011, 10:07:08 PM

That hurts you know. I got feelings too. :'(

no you don't, you're caucasian

Himu · « **Reply #9098 on:** November 07, 2011, 10:26:09 PM »

tiesto · « **Reply #9099 on:** November 07, 2011, 10:47:02 PM »

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on November 07, 2011, 10:06:24 PM

you have small lips *because* you are white, householmes

I've seen some white girls with DSL's before...

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #9100 on:** November 07, 2011, 10:49:10 PM »

Praise Demi based god for tapatalk

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #9101 on:** November 08, 2011, 01:02:18 AM »

I am playing Modern Weed Peace Treaty 3: Aw man that was a sick bluntstreak bro

this is applicable because white people have feelings especially affected by fat blunts

etiolate · « **Reply #9102 on:** November 08, 2011, 02:18:59 AM »

People are arguing for their right to be whores in that OT thread.

Third · « **Reply #9103 on:** November 08, 2011, 05:22:57 AM »

I would't say Kagari is hot in those pics.. Maybe if she'd put some make-up on. But I'd do her.
She's definitely better looking than Devolution imo.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #9104 on:** November 08, 2011, 06:52:19 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 07, 2011, 09:29:09 PM

Bald Himu isn't the best Himu though
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Looks a bit like Dwight Howard

thisismyusername · « **Reply #9105 on:** November 08, 2011, 10:02:50 AM »

Quote from: Third on November 08, 2011, 05:22:57 AM

I would't say Kagari is hot in those pics.. Maybe if she'd put some make-up on. But I'd do her.
She's definitely better looking than Devolution imo.

That's not saying much. Anyone is better looking than Devolution.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #9106 on:** November 08, 2011, 10:31:38 AM »

I don't really like bashing people because of their looks.

Third · « **Reply #9107 on:** November 08, 2011, 10:32:50 AM »

I wouldn't call Devolution ugly. She's just weird looking. I'm sure there are a lot of guys who fall for such types.

Mupepe · « **Reply #9108 on:** November 08, 2011, 10:56:23 AM »

Devolution is the perfect example of unattractive vs ugly. She could clean up real nice but instead she parades herself like a backup cool young dude from a gay pride parade.

Kagari can definitely be hot. That first pic is hot (not the one with glasses, she's eh there).

Vertigo · « **Reply #9109 on:** November 08, 2011, 11:05:01 AM »

Kagari looks like she'd give a really lame BJ, too much teeth.

Mupepe · « **Reply #9110 on:** November 08, 2011, 11:11:49 AM »

i like a bit of teeth to be honest. Not on the head, one the shaft. Far worse than purposely using teeth is the lack of spatial awareness when a girl shoves your dick in her mouth and doesn't realize she's cramming the head into her back teeth and it feels like someone is rolling your dick in gravel or lava rock.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #9111 on:** November 08, 2011, 11:14:51 AM »

I think I've only met two girls who could make me come with a BJ. And boy I have looked around.

Mupepe · « **Reply #9112 on:** November 08, 2011, 11:35:19 AM »

Before my wife I had only cum once with a BJ... and surprise it happened to be my first BJ. Most girls give terrible head. Even the ones that give good head usually can't keep the good parts up long enough to make you cum. They get started and you're like oh yeah keep doing that and then they stop and change up the speed/position or whatever. WHAT THE FUCK I SAID KEEP GOING.

Vertigo · « **Reply #9113 on:** November 08, 2011, 11:50:24 AM »

Quote from: Premium Lager on November 08, 2011, 11:14:51 AM

I think I've only met two girls who could make me come with a BJ. And boy I have looked around.

My lady did it at the weekend,i was planning to have sex but the BJ was so damm good as usual, that i couldn't resist cumming.

And like all good girls she swallowed.

But yeah finding a woman who can do it is hard. I've had some GF's who hated giving BJ's even though they liked me going down on them. mutual appreciation is always better.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #9114 on:** November 08, 2011, 12:00:05 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on November 08, 2011, 11:35:19 AM

They get started and you're like oh yeah keep doing that and then they stop and change up the speed/position or whatever. WHAT THE FUCK I SAID KEEP GOING.

Sums it up pretty well

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #9115 on:** November 08, 2011, 12:36:48 PM »

Dudes are the best at BJs. This is fact.

Third · « **Reply #9116 on:** November 08, 2011, 12:44:00 PM »

Yeah, must be. They have a dick and know what feels the best.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #9117 on:** November 08, 2011, 12:45:21 PM »

I believe that no doubt.

I also think being a gay man must be really easy, you can pick up guys anywhere, and they are up for sex, cause they are men. There wouldnt be any BS (cept on your balls).

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #9118 on:** November 08, 2011, 12:46:50 PM »

Quote from: Premium Lager on November 08, 2011, 12:45:21 PM

I believe that no doubt.

I also think being a gay man must be really easy, you can pick up guys anywhere, and they are up for sex, cause they are men. There wouldnt be any BS (cept on your balls).

You'd think so but gay men can be exceptionally dramatic when it comes to these matters. Chasing gay guys can be harder than chasing women. $:-\$

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #9119 on:** November 08, 2011, 12:56:49 PM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on November 08, 2011, 12:49:59 PM

Do you deal with a lot of dudes who hook up with you, then decide they're straight and their sexual encounter with you was a one-time experiment?

Had that happen at least five or six times with the same guy who would flipflop between being straight and being a cock magnet

ALSO had sex with a guy who later told me he had a boyfriend and that "this night never happened"

promiscuity in the gay community is a real problem

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