The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread

[Momo]

FYI everyone in that thread is full of shit.

  Straight for the throat. I love this new Momo. And yeah, Evilore is full of shit, there is no need for a "mobile access" forum-ability app, given there is mobile and printer-friendly versions of forums in the goddamn software for nearly every forum since the 90's. There really is no excuse for not turning it on other than Evilore wants the money and can't add ads to the m.neogaf.com software ability.

  $199 for it Yeah, no way Evilore is going to pay that much. He's that much of a tight-ass despite the fact he only needs someone to reskin it, put it on the Android and iPhone marketplaces and charge $.50/.99 respectively for it and watch the money roll-in. Hell, vbulletin doesn't give a damn, they say go for it right on the main page. Evilore is crazy to not take advantage of that and see how many suckers he can get to buy an iPhone friendly version of the forums and make his investment back and probably then some.

Blame EviLore for making me mean. I have a license for the mobile version too, someday I may use it on my forums (if we ever get past like 5 visitors per day). If his excuse is there is no one to skin it, thats more bullshit as I believe vb will skin it for you (dont quote me on that) even if not it's so fucking simple a 5 year old could do it. (I have).

Yeah vb also HELPS you get the app certified and I believe they are working on an auto certification process whereby they will publish it to the stores for you (i read about it a few weeks ago).

Ton of bullshit flying around there, but whatever I'm not here to help them. I can't believe I considered helping them with sysadmin and even suggested one of my friends for the electric chair when I declined due to time constraints.

[Momo]

Wow Momo you're all kinds of butthurt aren't ya?

I never said I wasn't lol

[Momo]

Permaban over some bullshit I reckon. So par for the course when it comes to GAF.

Yup.

[Broseidon]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=452661&page=6

Well this isn't going well

[brob]

wrath talking shit? who'da thunk it 

[Inspector Thatcher]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=452661&page=6

Well this isn't going well

It's like a ***** ***** ***** about GAF thread...within GAF.

...Is that meta?

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Shanadeus has an account here?

We need him to start posting!

Unless he/she went under a different name, I don't see it.

I did stumble across that shidoshi made a few posts.  That Gamefan thread on The Next Level is one of my favorite threads of all time on the internets.

[Shadow Mod]

I mean, I get that WrathofOtaibah might not *think* he got annihilated, but he totally, totally did.  Don't even engage those fuckers unless you're ready to bring the end of days upon them.  They do their homework just to fight on GAF and if you can't do at least that, you're going to come out looking like the chump.

HW is for chumps.

Count Drugula knows who I am now, so I'll just tell everyone else, I'm devolution. I enjoy Phoenix Dark's hate boner for me and the barrage of comments every time I post a pic. But our love of Funk music can bring us together bore, I can feel it.

[Broseidon]

 

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I invented "hate boner" 

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[Phoenix Dark]

Yea....Mumei is one of the absolute best posters on GAF. He's always on the right side of things, breh

[Broseidon]

Oscar being grouchy.

[Shadow Mod]

shocking revelations

cowbell is devolution

next you'll be telling me owl-faced wizard is kittonwy or something

I think it was you who got kind of close anyway with your "dragona" comment. It was you wasn't it? I actually wasn't around for her so I have no opinion either way.

[Broseidon]

Better than when someone thought I was you

[Shadow Mod]

Better than when someone thought I was you

Well stop jackin' my swag.

[Narag]

Better than when someone thought I was you

You're not Devolution? What the hell

[Phoenix Dark]

I mean, I get that WrathofOtaibah might not *think* he got annihilated, but he totally, totally did.  Don't even engage those fuckers unless you're ready to bring the end of days upon them.  They do their homework just to fight on GAF and if you can't do at least that, you're going to come out looking like the chump.

HW is for chumps.

Count Drugula knows who I am now, so I'll just tell everyone else, I'm devolution. I enjoy Phoenix Dark's hate boner for me and the barrage of comments every time I post a pic. But our love of Funk music can bring us together bore, I can feel it.

We disagree on many things, and yes your posts often make me SMH hard to put it lightly. But I'll give you dap for having good music taste and making some good posts in the black culture thread

[Shadow Mod]

I mean, I get that WrathofOtaibah might not *think* he got annihilated, but he totally, totally did.  Don't even engage those fuckers unless you're ready to bring the end of days upon them.  They do their homework just to fight on GAF and if you can't do at least that, you're going to come out looking like the chump.

HW is for chumps.

Count Drugula knows who I am now, so I'll just tell everyone else, I'm devolution. I enjoy Phoenix Dark's hate boner for me and the barrage of comments every time I post a pic. But our love of Funk music can bring us together bore, I can feel it.

We disagree on many things, and yes your posts often make me SMH hard to put it lightly. But I'll give you dap for having good music taste and making some good posts in the black culture thread

::fist bump::

[Owl-faced Wizard]

shocking revelations

cowbell is devolution

next you'll be telling me owl-faced wizard is kittonwy or something

My secret is unveiled

[Oblivion]

So...who's Count Drugula?

[Diunx]

Prole.

[Broseidon]

Jinfash.

[Phoenix Dark]

Cohen

[Shadow Mod]

Bruce Wayne.

[fistfulofmetal]

Willco

[Shadow Mod]

Oh god this UC Davis thread is now in the hands of Manos. Ugh I just realized I made a shit ass pun.

[Narag]

Kosma.

[Broseidon]

Alert me when the postcount disparity between him and the second-top poster is circa 300.

[Shadow Mod]

Alert me when the postcount disparity between him and the second-top poster is circa 300.

It will be quicker than you think.

[Broseidon]

I give it 2 days 

[Shadow Mod]

I give it 2 days 

He's already at third. And he entered it late.

[Hock]

Search coming back is cool, until you search yourself and find all the stupid shit you wrote when you first joined.

[Shadow Mod]

Search coming back is cool, until you search yourself and find all the stupid shit you wrote when you first joined.

I was super reactionary when I first joined, probably the reason Phoenix was like "wtf is this girl's problem."

[Broseidon]

Search coming back is cool, until you search yourself and find all the stupid shit you wrote when you first joined.

I went back and found my very first post earlier today.

[Van Cruncheon]

I mean, I get that WrathofOtaibah might not *think* he got annihilated, but he totally, totally did.  Don't even engage those fuckers unless you're ready to bring the end of days upon them.  They do their homework just to fight on GAF and if you can't do at least that, you're going to come out looking like the chump.

yeah, you lose when you go soft. take a look at me, all broke down and FRIENDLY these days. I AM A GHOST

[Van Cruncheon]

awesome-o knows annihilation, trust this man

[Shadow Mod]

So I've been meaning to ask who on here has been permed for a hilariously bullshit reason.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I gave away my account to somebody, which was just recently discussed in this thread.

I think I had 10,000 posts or some shit there.

Edit: Sorry, not a permaban but might as well be to me.

[Van Cruncheon]

i think the REAL answer is quit talking about wimmens on the internet like you know a thang. do you guys talk about MEN like that? every time some dudebro opens his yap about CHICKS ARE LIKE THIS, LOL FEMINISM it makes me wonder what insecurity or coveted privilege is gonna get horked up as the tension ratchets

[Shadow Mod]

I mean, I get that WrathofOtaibah might not *think* he got annihilated, but he totally, totally did.  Don't even engage those fuckers unless you're ready to bring the end of days upon them.  They do their homework just to fight on GAF and if you can't do at least that, you're going to come out looking like the chump.

yeah, you lose when you go soft. take a look at me, all broke down and FRIENDLY these days. I AM A GHOST

I'm no longer the terrorist y'all know and kinda like  :'(

Honestly though I could have easily found examples, I just couldn't be bothered to care. And doing that I ended up pissing them off more so I'll take that. Hell it lead to a couple of pm between me and devo over there, and I probably pissed her off the most 

This time around I wasn't as pissed as I normally get though, hence me actually getting explanatory rather than trolly and dismissive. The last time I got really angry was uh that women bloggers thread.

[Owl-faced Wizard]

So I've been meaning to ask who on here has been permed for a hilariously bullshit reason.

I was banned as a junior because a mod misread a post I made on the subject of whether or not it's ever appropriate to call somebody a stupid bitch (in theory).  I was arguing in the affirmative - with the provision that the subject in question actually is a stupid bitch.

It was probably Kagari, the stupid bitch.

[pilonv1]

shocking revelations

cowbell is devolution

next you'll be telling me owl-faced wizard is kittonwy or something

My secret is unveiled (Image removed from quote.)

[Shadow Mod]

So I've been meaning to ask who on here has been permed for a hilariously bullshit reason.

I was banned as a junior because a mod misread a post I made on the subject of whether or not it's ever appropriate to call somebody a stupid bitch (in theory).  I was arguing in the affirmative - with the provision that the subject in question actually is a stupid bitch.

It was probably Kagari, the stupid bitch.

Eh probably not, I hear she's too busy on gaming side.

[Owl-faced Wizard]

It was on gaming side.  Was either her or Amir0x - they're the only ones dumb enough to ban somebody for thought crime.

[Great Rumbler]

Never been banned from GAF.

[Hock]

Hey, non factors get banned all the time. Or so I've heard.

[Great Rumbler]

Never been banned from GAF.

You're too much of a non factor to be banned.

It's called being SMART.

[Shadow Mod]

It was on gaming side.  Was either her or Amir0x - they're the only ones dumb enough to ban somebody for thought crime.

lol Amirox, thank god that guy is no longer a mod.

[Great Rumbler]

Or a pussy. But hey whatever makes you sleep at night.

At least I didn't let myself get drawn into an argument about feminism/white-knighting on GAF.

[Shadow Mod]

Never been banned from GAF.

You're too much of a non factor to be banned.

It's called being SMART.

Who doesn't like a dog in a suit.

[etiolate]

I mean, I get that WrathofOtaibah might not *think* he got annihilated, but he totally, totally did.  Don't even engage those fuckers unless you're ready to bring the end of days upon them.  They do their homework just to fight on GAF and if you can't do at least that, you're going to come out looking like the chump.

I'm not sure about that HW thing. Most of the time they can't separate misogyny from sexism.

[Rman]

Manos is now trolling the splinter OWS thread-the UC Davis pepper spray thread.  Dude has endurance.

[Crushed]

"You are not a person of will and strength"

I wonder how easy it would be to trick Manos into admitting that his philosophy boils down to a victory, or a triumph, really, of the human spirit, or "will" if you must

[thisismyusername]

Sweet Jesus. You guys were not kidding. Manos literally posts every other post in that Operation Wallstreet thread in addition to the UC Davis thread. 

Seriously? 

I'd like a link to that.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=32846546&postcount=438

[Shadow Mod]

Sweet Jesus. You guys were not kidding. Manos literally posts every other post in that Operation Wallstreet thread in addition to the UC Davis thread. 

Dude went off the rails for real.

[thisismyusername]

Sweet Jesus. You guys were not kidding. Manos literally posts every other post in that Operation Wallstreet thread in addition to the UC Davis thread. 

Dude went off the rails for real.

He's 419 posts ahead of the second poster. Seriously, where is the "It's time to stop posting" cat image macro and someone needs to post it to him.

Also  Oh, you, EmCee

[Van Cruncheon]

"You are not a person of will and strength"

I wonder how easy it would be to trick Manos into admitting that his philosophy boils down to a victory, or a triumph, really, of the human spirit, or "will" if you must

he's one of any number of dedicated internet libertarian narcissists. the absolute worst thing you can do to these fruit loops is to completely and utterly disacknowledge and ignore them. if you MUST engage, adopt an arch, patronizing tone. gets 'em every time.

never, EVER try subtlety. it goes over their head, and you wind up validating them.

[Momo]

Manos reminds me of Menos Grande. I always chuckle when you guys say that name

[Crushed]

Speaking of crazy internet libertarians who can't take a hint, the return of search lead to me remembering an old gem from 2009:

GOLD 45 REVOLVER and his screeds about moral choice in gaming, communist vampires, feminization, fiat currency, and golden revolvers speaking the hero's truth to power: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=366448&page=2

I have to wonder if all the models and photographers he hired ever asked him what the hell he was talking about or what his brand actually did, or if they just accepted the paycheck while the guy talked about Spartan virtues and Ayn Rand.

[Vizzys]

whas a menos grande

[MCD]

RE4 enemies? Dunno.