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« Reply #13140 on: January 09, 2012, 10:18:08 PM »
http://boards.4chan.org/v/res/124340273
So friday night an Anonymous poster exposed ALL the secrets of NeoGAF, a popular "message board" that turns out to be a total scam. Anyone got any caps from the thread?

>Sock Puppepts
>Hiding Sales Numbers
>Shilling
>Wario64=DrinkyCrow
>Site's owner getting paid
>1000s of fake accounts
>Flooding sales topics with PR comments
>Users whare are actuall publicists named
>Sony employees identified

Shit was epic. It was the only time I was happy to be on /v/ on a friday night!
anyone know what this guy is on about?
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« Reply #13141 on: January 09, 2012, 10:37:40 PM »
theyre saying Sony paid evilore to not post NPD numbers for the past 10 months :lol
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« Reply #13142 on: January 09, 2012, 10:42:08 PM »
not to post PSP NPD numbers*
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« Reply #13143 on: January 09, 2012, 11:03:26 PM »
The fuck is going on?
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« Reply #13144 on: January 09, 2012, 11:23:02 PM »
Wario64 is totally Drinky Crow.  It seems so obvious now.
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« Reply #13145 on: January 09, 2012, 11:37:27 PM »
Wario=Drinky? No way
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« Reply #13146 on: January 09, 2012, 11:49:42 PM »
Wario64 is totally Drinky Crow.  It seems so obvious now.
Neogaf only has like 35 legit accounts, the rest are alts of it's schizophrenic community

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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about yet another forum thread
« Reply #13147 on: January 10, 2012, 01:08:56 AM »
http://boards.4chan.org/v/res/124340273
So friday night an Anonymous poster exposed ALL the secrets of NeoGAF, a popular "message board" that turns out to be a total scam. Anyone got any caps from the thread?

>Sock Puppepts
>Hiding Sales Numbers
>Shilling
>Wario64=DrinkyCrow
>Site's owner getting paid
>1000s of fake accounts
>Flooding sales topics with PR comments
>Users whare are actuall publicists named
>Sony employees identified

Shit was epic. It was the only time I was happy to be on /v/ on a friday night!
anyone know what this guy is on about?

Reminds me of that crazy teamxbox thread forever ago. I think it was teamxbox anyhow.
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« Reply #13148 on: January 10, 2012, 03:50:54 AM »
Why do you guys still call Himu, Himu?

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« Reply #13149 on: January 10, 2012, 06:59:47 AM »
those gaf rumours/secrets seem fun i would like to read them.

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« Reply #13150 on: January 10, 2012, 08:13:43 AM »
Wario isn't as sexy and intelligent as the old man.

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« Reply #13151 on: January 10, 2012, 08:37:57 AM »
>Site's owner getting paid

Man, that was a huge secret, they really blew the lid off that one.
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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about yet another forum thread
« Reply #13152 on: January 10, 2012, 08:45:30 AM »
Sock puppets?  ???
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« Reply #13153 on: January 10, 2012, 10:46:49 AM »
Warios too boring for that to be true
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« Reply #13154 on: January 10, 2012, 10:55:05 AM »
They're both banned (lol)
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« Reply #13155 on: January 10, 2012, 11:19:59 AM »
I kinda like Wario, but equating him drinky is just laughable. It's a testament to how soft the board is today, holding Wario's light jabs as some kind of ultimate trolls.
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« Reply #13156 on: January 10, 2012, 11:25:18 AM »
Well, maybe Prole only uses the Wario64 account to get away with posting his C+ level material without tainting his main account. Trolling is serious business, but even the best are only human.
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« Reply #13157 on: January 10, 2012, 11:35:02 AM »
That's a reasonable plan.

After all, I only use this account when I'm bored of posting about my online dating failings and uguu gaming tastes. Sometimes I just wanna air some of my repressed homosexuality.
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« Reply #13158 on: January 10, 2012, 12:26:12 PM »
Does anyone know why something awful is still on vBulletin Version 2.2.9

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« Reply #13159 on: January 10, 2012, 01:05:09 PM »
Jesus fucking christ, I just clicked my way down the rabbit hole. From SA forums, to an offshoot BYOB forum to ED forums.

My soul feels 67% less human.

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« Reply #13160 on: January 10, 2012, 03:36:58 PM »
lol
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« Reply #13161 on: January 10, 2012, 03:52:23 PM »
fuck you borys why didnt u screencap it
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« Reply #13162 on: January 10, 2012, 04:16:01 PM »
Why do you guys still call Himu, Himu?

WHO WANTS TO KNOW
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« Reply #13163 on: January 10, 2012, 06:17:02 PM »
fuck you borys why didnt u screencap it

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« Reply #13164 on: January 10, 2012, 08:19:56 PM »
so GAF BEING Exposed' is the most generic shit ever and you couldnt even bother to save any of it? who the fuck hangs out on that fuckass 4chan videogame subforum? and of course the link is 404

THX FOR THE INFO WOULD READ AGAIN+++

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« Reply #13165 on: January 10, 2012, 08:23:54 PM »
:teehee
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« Reply #13166 on: January 11, 2012, 03:49:01 AM »
The _dumbass thread is still my favorite GAF moment.


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Re: The Official ***** ***** ***** ***** about yet another forum thread
« Reply #13168 on: January 11, 2012, 09:26:22 AM »
Why do you guys still call Himu, Himu?

Himu isn't one-tenth manly or badass enough to be referred to as Stringer Bell.

Unless he chose to change his name to that for some ironic purpose.
« Last Edit: January 11, 2012, 09:30:33 AM by Boogie »
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« Reply #13170 on: January 11, 2012, 12:26:42 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=384240&page=3

Fucking Christ.  ::)  death of a child molester "touched him"

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« Reply #13171 on: January 11, 2012, 12:30:41 PM »
I'm trying to work "touched him" into a joke but I'm coming up blank  :-\
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« Reply #13172 on: January 11, 2012, 12:40:02 PM »
 :lol

zaptruder saying that people who make a big deal out of molestation are the ones with sexual hangups is the real gem in that fucking thread.  Jesus Christ.

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« Reply #13173 on: January 11, 2012, 12:41:27 PM »
I'm trying to work "work it into" into a joke, but I'm coming up blank.
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« Reply #13174 on: January 11, 2012, 12:45:29 PM »
"I watched a bunch of his videos on Youtube; the man is a saint, by God!"
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« Reply #13175 on: January 11, 2012, 12:50:24 PM »
zaptruder saying that people who make a big deal out of molestation are the ones with sexual hangups is the real gem in that fucking thread.  Jesus Christ.

Truly the Socrates of our time.
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« Reply #13176 on: January 11, 2012, 12:56:51 PM »
 :lol :lol

I just love threads like those because all the pedos and weirdos think it's ok to come out and give their highly disgusting opinions.

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« Reply #13177 on: January 11, 2012, 01:17:08 PM »
Not to mention the people who don't know fuck all about the justice system.

They'd all probably scream bloody murder and "unconstitutional!" for your run-of-the-mill set of bail conditions too.
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« Reply #13178 on: January 11, 2012, 01:33:44 PM »
Did that guy go to jail for using a computer while not being allowed to as a parole term? :lol

And not only use a computer, made youtube videos? :lol

What a moronic law/term (in this case, seems his initial crime has fuck all to do with the internet) and what a moron for going against his parole. Did he really think they would cut a child molester a break? :lol

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« Reply #13179 on: January 11, 2012, 01:39:50 PM »
He didn't even make Thriller and GAF is defending him smh
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« Reply #13180 on: January 11, 2012, 02:07:09 PM »
Did that guy go to jail for using a computer while not being allowed to as a parole term? :lol

And not only use a computer, made youtube videos? :lol

What a moronic law/term (in this case, seems his initial crime has fuck all to do with the internet) and what a moron for going against his parole. Did he really think they would cut a child molester a break? :lol

Don't forget that he dodged the sex offender registry!
Who does he think he is, Batman? :lol

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« Reply #13181 on: January 11, 2012, 02:25:04 PM »
What a moronic law/term (in this case, seems his initial crime has fuck all to do with the internet)

You really can't be that naive...
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« Reply #13183 on: January 11, 2012, 02:34:09 PM »
What a moronic law/term (in this case, seems his initial crime has fuck all to do with the internet)

You really can't be that naive...
I am aware of the dangers a pedo + the internet poses, this guy doesnt seem to have been an e-predator though so I hardly think the limit set upon him fits the crime. Hey no one likes these fucks, but this is salem witch trials shit.

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« Reply #13184 on: January 11, 2012, 02:35:20 PM »
What a moronic law/term (in this case, seems his initial crime has fuck all to do with the internet)

You really can't be that naive...
I am aware of the dangers a pedo + the internet poses, this guy doesnt seem to have been an e-predator though so I hardly think the limit set upon him fits the crime. Hey no one likes these fucks, but this is salem witch trials shit.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=34190388&postcount=157
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« Reply #13185 on: January 11, 2012, 02:38:31 PM »
Right, fuck giving this guy the benefit of the doubt :lol

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« Reply #13186 on: January 11, 2012, 02:52:03 PM »
Every gaming thread I read I come across Trin's misshapen head at least once and it makes me close my window out of uncomfortness. I think he is the guy who had the lazy eye in previous pics.
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« Reply #13187 on: January 11, 2012, 02:55:13 PM »
What a moronic law/term (in this case, seems his initial crime has fuck all to do with the internet)

You really can't be that naive...
I am aware of the dangers a pedo + the internet poses, this guy doesnt seem to have been an e-predator though so I hardly think the limit set upon him fits the crime. Hey no one likes these fucks, but this is salem witch trials shit.

Yes, restricting a convicted pedophile's access to minors is terribly unjust.  Who ever thought of such things?
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« Reply #13188 on: January 11, 2012, 04:15:33 PM »
What a moronic law/term (in this case, seems his initial crime has fuck all to do with the internet)

You really can't be that naive...
I am aware of the dangers a pedo + the internet poses, this guy doesnt seem to have been an e-predator though so I hardly think the limit set upon him fits the crime. Hey no one likes these fucks, but this is salem witch trials shit.

Yes, restricting a convicted pedophile's access to minors is terribly unjust.  Who ever thought of such things?

he'd NEVER search for kiddy porn! NEVER EVERS! he's too PATCH ADAMS for that!
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« Reply #13189 on: January 11, 2012, 04:25:52 PM »
Being quirky and old automatically makes you harmless

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« Reply #13190 on: January 11, 2012, 04:27:14 PM »
I wonder how those fucktards feel about convicted felons being restricted from owning firearms.  Ooh I bet that'd get their panties in a twist.  They served their time!  Who cares if they murdered someone.  They just want to hunt squirrels!

Someone please ask them in the thread.  Please!

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« Reply #13191 on: January 11, 2012, 04:28:50 PM »
Being quirky and old automatically makes you harmless

would you like to come inside and share a sweetcake with grandpa drinksy, my little man?
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« Reply #13192 on: January 11, 2012, 04:30:00 PM »
man, we need an animated dumpster emoticon with a pair of scary eyes peering out from it
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« Reply #13193 on: January 11, 2012, 04:35:36 PM »
Being quirky and old automatically makes you harmless

would you like to come inside and share a sweetcake with grandpa drinksy, my little man?
See?  What a sweet old man!  What do you have against him getting his wrinkled little pecker sucked??  Fucking fascists


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« Reply #13194 on: January 11, 2012, 04:58:34 PM »
I get the impression that many people on GAF don't consider teen molestation a crime and feel minors should be able to give give consent. All those pedo threads bring out the defense force that tsk tsks over consent age laws and insinuates we're all prudez for wanting to protect so called children.

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« Reply #13195 on: January 11, 2012, 05:02:34 PM »
I find myself j/oing to the occasional 17 year old starlet

victoria justice hasn't been 18 for very long
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« Reply #13196 on: January 11, 2012, 05:05:07 PM »
17 is legal in NY.

/sanchize'd
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« Reply #13197 on: January 11, 2012, 05:06:40 PM »
it's been legal in my mind for years
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« Reply #13198 on: January 11, 2012, 05:07:23 PM »
Her management shouldn't have dressed her like that if they didn't want you J/Oing to her, anyway.
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« Reply #13199 on: January 11, 2012, 05:13:13 PM »
I get the impression that many people on GAF don't consider teen molestation a crime and feel minors should be able to give give consent. All those pedo threads bring out the defense force that tsk tsks over consent age laws and insinuates we're all prudez for wanting to protect so called children.
I don't necessarily get that impression. Well, I do sometimes, but not always. What I notice with a lot of the posts that come dangerously close to bordering on defending pedophilia is that there exists this contingency of people who do not think there's any need to draw lines when it comes to tolerating thought. I've seen it come up where there's this desire to pursue some sort intellectual high ground and be above everyone else. If progressive tolerance represents a more refined thought process ("my hillbilly neighbor hates other races/religions/other sexual orientations, but that's because he's uncultured, unlike me"), some people seem to take it to logical extremes.

"You see a guy sexually attracted to children, and are repulsed, but not me. I see someone who needs help. I can see that because I'm more awesome than you. It's not his fault he rolled for sexual preference, it came up snake eyes."