The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread

[Eel O'Brian]

he might be holding out for more, sure, and that might pay off for him in the end, but he ought to be watchful

as i said, everything has a saturation point, and once the slide visibly starts no one's going to be offering anything

[Shadow Mod]

let's say at 40% taken off the top you are left with 3 million. Right now I believe a million earns you somewhere around 20k in interest per year, depending on where you put it. So, 60k a year for doing nothing (minus whatever taxes on that, of course). You could live a decent (albeit not extravagant) rest of your life off 3 million dollars.

If you're living the bachelor life for the rest of your days sure. What if you have kids? Kids eat through so much fucking money.

Nearly 75% of American households make less than $75k a year.

And how many American households are in debt? Or get wrecked by health costs?

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

EviLore could live a comfortable life off of the interest of that five million dollars.

I suspect he is either:

1) Wanting more money for the board - why settle for $5 million when you can get $10 million?
2) Loves the power trip of owning a board that gets offers like $5 million
3) Lying

No wonder he is pulling in groupies like Nintendoll.  Do yo thang playa :nuhuh

[Joe Molotov]

Who cares about 20 years down the road, just take the five mil, buy five mil worth of hookers and blow, get found dead in a puddle of vomit.

[Himu]

[Lan]

the new moblie gaf site is a real pain, I miss the old one 

The ads can suck a fuck.

yeah, its crafted so that its easy to hit the ad when you are trying to go to the next page of a thread.

the new moblie gaf site is a real pain, I miss the old one 

I haven't noticed any tangible difference.

From what I've noticed there are ads placed very close to the next page buttons and basically any place you will need to select a link.

2 times slower than the past moblie site

its very crowded looking and less clean.

the text also looks downgraded.

I get jumps in lag with a 4g connection.

[Shadow Mod]

Who cares about 20 years down the road, just take the five mil, buy five mil worth of hookers and blow, get found dead in a puddle of vomit.

High roller here.

[Purple Filth]

Who cares about 20 years down the road, just take the five mil, buy five mil worth of hookers and blow, get found dead in a puddle of vomit.

livingthedream.gif

[Tasty]

the new moblie gaf site is a real pain, I miss the old one 

The ads can suck a fuck.

yeah, its crafted so that its easy to hit the ad when you are trying to go to the next page of a thread.

the new moblie gaf site is a real pain, I miss the old one 

I haven't noticed any tangible difference.

From what I've noticed there are ads placed very close to the next page buttons and basically any place you will need to select a link.

2 times slower than the past moblie site

its very crowded looking and less clean.

the text also looks downgraded.

I get jumps in lag with a 4g connection.

I don't have a problem with mis-clicking the ads. Haven't noticed a speed difference. And the iPhone aesthetic wore out its welcome like two years ago, especially with high res phones making the icons look trash. I like the darker look.

[Lan]

the new moblie gaf site is a real pain, I miss the old one 

The ads can suck a fuck.

yeah, its crafted so that its easy to hit the ad when you are trying to go to the next page of a thread.

the new moblie gaf site is a real pain, I miss the old one 

I haven't noticed any tangible difference.

From what I've noticed there are ads placed very close to the next page buttons and basically any place you will need to select a link.

2 times slower than the past moblie site

its very crowded looking and less clean.

the text also looks downgraded.

I get jumps in lag with a 4g connection.

I don't have a problem with mis-clicking the ads. Haven't noticed a speed difference. And the iPhone aesthetic wore out its welcome like two years ago, especially with high res phones making the icons look trash. I like the darker look.

Thats fine, but that doesn't change the problems I am encountering.

[Phoenix Dark]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=37542987&postcount=19298
 

[Himu]

still best thread on gaf i see

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Watermelon sucks.

[Himu]

watermelon owns, i'm going to eat some now.

haters.

[Lan]

grapes are better 

[Himu]

no they aren't shut up

[Phoenix Dark]

grapes are better 

This. By far

[Himu]

Apples are the best fruit. no discussion.

apples > grapefruit > oranges > strawberry > watermelon > grapes >>>>>>>>>>> bananas

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I don't know about that but grapefruit is fantastic.  Once I ate some grapefruit, I could never go back to oranges for some reason.  In fact, I hate orange flavoring in anything.

[Himu]

I mostly agree. Grapefruit > oranges for me, but I still like a good orange. However, a good grapefruit is better than the best oranges.

revised:

apples > grapefruit > pears > pineapples > kiwi > oranges > strawberry > watermelon > grapes >>>>>>>>>>> bananas

[Phoenix Dark]

Apples are the best fruit. no discussion.

apples > grapefruit > oranges > strawberry > watermelon > grapes >>>>>>>>>>> bananas

Grapefruit>strawberry>grapes>bananas>watermelon>apples

[Tasty]

I'm partial to most berries. Strawberries rock.

Apples and bananas are OK too.

Some vegetables with ranch are almost as good though.

[Tasty]

Grapefruit sucks balls.

I also forgot to mention Pomegranate rules. Suck it haters.

[Himu]

Apples are the best fruit. no discussion.

apples > grapefruit > oranges > strawberry > watermelon > grapes >>>>>>>>>>> bananas

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Grapefruit>strawberry>grapes>bananas>watermelon>apples

bananas suck.

apples...GOOD apples, are the best fruit: the perfect line between sweet and crunchy. If you're basing your opinion on apples based on generic red apples, you're missing out. Buy a Fuji or something from the store.

[Himu]

I'm partial to most berries. Strawberries rock.

Apples and bananas are OK too.

Some vegetables with ranch are almost as good though.

veggies:

spinach > all others

[Tasty]

I like tomatoes the best. Good for saltin' too.

Salt.

Arteries

Carrots are cool too.

Edit- Forgot peaches. Love peaches the most of any non-berry fruit.

[Himu]

Oh yeah, a great peach is yum yum.

Tomatoes are good but, I find that too many tomatoes overpowers the taste of whatever else it's on. I remember being a kid and reading Harriet the Spy and wanting to throw up every time she talked about eating a tomato sandwich.

[Great Rumbler]

Strawberries and kiwis > All other fruits

[Momo]

Peaches, Apples, Kiwis are the top tier of fruit

[Himu]

i notice you prefer fruits that are shaped like my testicles, momo.

[Tasty]

-When food elitists collide-

Damn now I'm fricking hungry. Good job guys. :'(

Oh yeah, a great peach is yum yum.

Tomatoes are good but, I find that too many tomatoes overpowers the taste of whatever else it's on. I remember being a kid and reading Harriet the Spy and wanting to throw up every time she talked about eating a tomato sandwich.

I mostly meant on their own. Especially cherry tomatoes.

And salads. Tomatoes are the second best part of salads after the dressing.

[Himu]

i just ate an orange instead of watermelon. it was okay Dried out oranges are blech.

[Momo]

i notice you prefer fruits that are shaped like my testicles, momo.

 

If testicles tasted as good, I'd have balls in my mouth all day long 

[Himu]

ALL YOUR BALLS

IN MY MOUTH

[Himu]

oh fuck i forgot pineapple

pineapple is top tier

[Momo]

Pineapple is weird, I can't forgive it for being on burgers and pizza. I know pineapple is not to blame, but I have to direct my hate somewhere :'(

[parallax]

bananas suck.

apples...GOOD apples, are the best fruit: the perfect line between sweet and crunchy. If you're basing your opinion on apples based on generic red apples, you're missing out. Buy a Fuji or something from the store.

Agreed completely. I can't even stand the smell of bananas. Raisins can die in a fire too.(but grapes are cool)

[Verdigris Murder]

The only two reasons for melons to exist are i) To accompany Parma ham into my mouth and ii) To pop onto a microwave on low for a few minutes, dig a hole and fill it with erect penis. Feels so good, and unlike the fleshlight, afterwards you can scrape out the seeds and eat some more Parma ham with it.
I'm envious that the US seems to have amazing apricots.

[Cerveza mas fina]

You don't need any job after you take in 5 fucking millions.

I don't know where you live but 5 million doesn't set you for life.

The average US salary is 42k.

5 million would set you up for 119 years of that.

You high expectation motherfuckers.

[Phoenix Dark]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=37497870&postcount=35
give this man a hand

[Cerveza mas fina]

I hear ya but you forgot I'd move to Thailand or Goa and live on a beach.

[Brehvolution]

Ya I'd take the money and gtfo of America. Head to China and live like a king.

[Cascade]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=37555449#post37555449
SMH. This is what happens when you blow your load too early dcharlie. You get ninthings using this thing tongue in cheek so that when it is eventually posted it won't rile anyone up.

[Momo]

Draw a bunch of wiimote-dildo-dicks to teach them a lesson

[Cerveza mas fina]

Guys I'm pretty sure 99% is not a wiitard.

[Momo]

99% sure?

[Cerveza mas fina]

 

[Tasty]

Yeah they're inoculated against it now. Good job dcharlie. Even as an anti-fanboy you fail. 

But anyways the inclusion of the Mii does make it more likely, in any scenario, that more Nintendo fanboys would laugh at it. I did. It's where the pic crosses the line from mean to humorous.

[Cerveza mas fina]

We stole 3rd party devs? wtf are these people smoking.

[cool breeze]

there's a fifth thread? wow

The other day I checked the top poster for the dark knight rising thread on gaf.  A little over 1000 posts from one guy after about a year and a half; from when the title was announced, to the trailers, cast, and everything in between.  People said it was a crazy amount, so I checked the 4th wii u speculation thread to compare.  Two people were around 1,200 and the thread was around 20 days old.

I post too much too and shouldn't throw stones, but that's a whole lot of speculation.

[Cerveza mas fina]

Why do Nintendo announcements always reek of desperation when it comes to 3rd party support?

I remember this from the days of the N64 when magazines used to list some B devs that were working on games as if it was some big deal. Now in this WiiU thread there is a list as well and its really embarrassing too look at even.

Jolly Roger Games - Made Poop Rabbit on iOS - CONFIRMED
Shitty Boo - Indie team - CONFIRMED to be working on vaporware graphic novel

etc.

[Momo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=472742

Ninthings plays "you're doing it wrong" in defense mode.

[Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich]

Why do Nintendo announcements always reek of desperation when it comes to 3rd party support?

I remember this from the days of the N64 when magazines used to list some B devs that were working on games as if it was some big deal. Now in this WiiU thread there is a list as well and its really embarrassing too look at even.

Jolly Roger Games - Made Poop Rabbit on iOS - CONFIRMED
Shitty Boo - Indie team - CONFIRMED to be working on vaporware graphic novel

etc.

The DREAM TEAM, never forget:

- Acclaim
- Left Field Productions
- GAMETEK

[Tasty]

Why do Nintendo announcements always reek of desperation when it comes to 3rd party support?

Why do you think? This isn't some industry secret.

[Mr. Gundam]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=472855

A fightstick for the 3DS? Doesn't that defeat the point of handhelds?

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=472855

A fightstick for the 3DS? Doesn't that defeat the point of handhelds?

"The point of handhelds" was dead when CPPro was announced. Don't see the problem with trying to add a fight stick to things, with all the fighting games suddenly realizing handhelds exist.

[Mr. Gundam]

But the CPPro is attached to the 3DS. A fight stick requires you to prop up your 3DS in a manner so you can see the screen while using the fight stick with both hands.

[brob]

3DS' battery killed the point of handhelds

[recursivelyenumerable]

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We stole 3rd party devs? wtf are these people smoking.

more recently they've stolen bitter tears as well, though

[Eel O'Brian]

Jolly Roger Games - Made Poop Rabbit on iOS - CONFIRMED
Shitty Boo - Indie team - CONFIRMED to be working on vaporware graphic novel