Author Topic: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread (Read 6027139 times)

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #29700 on:** September 20, 2012, 02:58:33 AM »

Working at a dental office and seeing tons of young people every week with average to bad oral health, I couldn't date someone with a messed up mouth. Obviously not everyone has the same benefits or a family that puts emphasis on health (oral or otherwise) but brushing your teeth should be a no brainer for a regular person. We've got college age people who literally do not brush their teeth and come in with teeth so dirty they can't be cleaned (regularly). Or you find young people with oral diseases you typically don't see until people get older, and then the insurance company tries their hardest to say "bullshit" when it's time to pay

oh, and tongue rings?

pilonv1 · « **Reply #29701 on:** September 20, 2012, 04:53:20 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=42318588&postcount=386

Has to be a troll

right?

$:-\$

Kabouter · « **Reply #29702 on:** September 20, 2012, 05:20:59 AM »

Quote from: pilonv1 on September 20, 2012, 04:53:20 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=42318588&postcount=386

Has to be a troll

right?

$:-\$

Looks like a delusional fanboy to me. Kameo was a huge step forward compared to Xbox 1 games. Not that it's an amazing looking game or anything, but Xbox 1 games (and PS2 games even more so) were just that ugly.

Momo · « **Reply #29703 on:** September 20, 2012, 05:23:18 AM »

Kameo looked at best like a slightly more graphically polished God Hand

DCharlieJP · « **Reply #29704 on:** September 20, 2012, 10:18:54 AM »

i think i killed that thread with the "forgetting gamecube to wii?" comment

I can remember Kameo being a source of amusement for Sthings - like "lol - is THAT it for X360 games?!?!"

oh man. People were blind drunk on Sonyjuice back then. At the time i was drunk on sony hate and i guess i got lucky in that sony stuck their dick in the power socket, but i remember a lot of people expecting the PS3 to be not just a -bit- better than PS3 but -vastly- better.

Momo · « **Reply #29705 on:** September 20, 2012, 10:35:18 AM »

killzone2troll.gif

etiolate · « **Reply #29706 on:** September 20, 2012, 02:39:30 PM »

At launch, everything is a mass hysteria in graphic judgements between "THIS LOOKS LIKE A HUGE JUMP TO ME" and "MARGINAL UPGRADE OVER LAST GEN". Then when like the second phase of software releases hit, everyone starts to get saner about graphic judgements.

Some people only think in that loud angry noise mode, so maybe whateverhisface is still stuck in the hybperbole of launch.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #29707 on:** September 20, 2012, 03:08:38 PM »

Remember Wallguy?

Kabouter · « **Reply #29708 on:** September 20, 2012, 04:25:45 PM »

Quote from: Momo on September 20, 2012, 10:35:18 AM

killzone2troll.gif

I feel like Motorstorm takes the cake when it comes to scamming people into thinking the PS3 was awesome.

Steve Youngblood · « **Reply #29709 on:** September 20, 2012, 04:46:19 PM »

Quote from: Kabouter on September 20, 2012, 04:25:45 PM

I feel like Motorstorm takes the cake when it comes to scamming people into thinking the PS3 was awesome.

I remember people liking that game, but was it really praised as that great of a game? I don't remember.

Not PS3 related, but I remember a lot of love for the Excite racing games on the Wii that never really made a ton of sense to me.

brob · « **Reply #29710 on:** September 20, 2012, 05:04:27 PM »

I remember my friend buying a ps3 and motorstorm and we all being disappointed with it not having local multiplayer. supposedly the second one was good. or was it the third one? takao pls help.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #29711 on:** September 20, 2012, 09:11:00 PM »

Quote from: DCharlieJP on September 20, 2012, 10:18:54 AM

i think i killed that thread with the "forgetting gamecube to wii?" comment

I can remember Kameo being a source of amusement for Sthings - like "lol - is THAT it for X360 games?!?!"

oh man. People were blind drunk on Sonyjuice back then. At the time i was drunk on sony hate and i guess i got lucky in that sony stuck their dick in the power socket, but i remember a lot of people expecting the PS3 to be not just a -bit- better than PS3 but -vastly- better.

Didn't they always post that screenshot of the pre-rendered scene from that Gundam game as proof of PS3 being better?

nudemacusers · « **Reply #29712 on:** September 20, 2012, 09:37:08 PM »

Quote from: Steve Youngblood on September 20, 2012, 04:46:19 PM

Quote from: Kabouter on September 20, 2012, 04:25:45 PM
I feel like Motorstorm takes the cake when it comes to scamming people into thinking the PS3 was awesome.

I remember people liking that game, but was it really praised as that great of a game? I don't remember.

it was a fun game, but I think kabouter is talking about the ridiculous prerendered 'preview' of the game.

archnemesis · « **Reply #29713 on:** September 21, 2012, 01:21:50 AM »

MotorStorm: Apocalypse (the 3rd PS3 game) has some intense moments, but overall it's not that fun.

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #29714 on:** September 21, 2012, 01:33:23 AM »

I've never seen a purportedly "extreme" sports game be as bland and lifeless as Motorstorm.

Kabouter · « **Reply #29715 on:** September 21, 2012, 03:20:43 AM »

Quote from: macuser3of5 on September 20, 2012, 09:37:08 PM

Quote from: Steve Youngblood on September 20, 2012, 04:46:19 PM
Quote from: Kabouter on September 20, 2012, 04:25:45 PM
I feel like Motorstorm takes the cake when it comes to scamming people into thinking the PS3 was awesome.

I remember people liking that game, but was it really praised as that great of a game? I don't remember.

it was a fun game, but I think kabouter is talking about the ridiculous prerendered 'preview' of the game.

Yup, this one:

Edit: Did some E3 '05 googling, some quotes highlighting the insanity of the Sony conference thread on GAF:

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Killzone 2 footage is.. just... oh my.

Colour me impressed.

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Holy Shit @ that video, I thought that F1 footage was real life, and damn on Killzone.
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i find the likelyhood that demo reel was realtime to be extremely low
Hey keep up the good fight

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Anyway, after seeing those first few screenshots of DMC, Killzone, and Warhawk, I was slightly underwhelmed. But after watching the demo reel on Gamespot: Holy shit. Now THAT is next-gen. Way to go, Sony. And not only did the PS3 games look better than 360's, they were all running at smooth framerates (hint, hint, MS).

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sony just owned microsoft badly. After watching that presentation ps3 is on another level compared to the 360 it seems. I just hope nintendo is on that kind of level or beyond.

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Sony's PS3 demo games were amazing. Now that is next gen.

Cascade · « **Reply #29716 on:** September 21, 2012, 03:37:42 AM »

Quote from: Kabouter

Quote from: Andrex
sony just owned microsoft badly. After watching that presentation ps3 is on another level compared to the 360 it seems. I just hope nintendo is on that kind of level or beyond.

Cascade · « **Reply #29717 on:** September 21, 2012, 03:38:09 AM »

Momo · « **Reply #29718 on:** September 21, 2012, 03:47:45 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=492424

People jumping on this guy

Tasty · « **Reply #29719 on:** September 21, 2012, 03:58:25 AM »

Quote from: Cascade on September 21, 2012, 03:37:42 AM

Quote from: Kabouter
Quote from: Andrex
sony just owned microsoft badly. After watching that presentation ps3 is on another level compared to the 360 it seems. I just hope nintendo is on that kind of level or beyond.

I didn't join GAF until 2007.

Cascade · « **Reply #29720 on:** September 21, 2012, 05:55:59 AM »

Quote from: Andrex on September 21, 2012, 03:58:25 AM

Quote from: Cascade on September 21, 2012, 03:37:42 AM
Quote from: Kabouter
Quote from: Andrex
sony just owned microsoft badly. After watching that presentation ps3 is on another level compared to the 360 it seems. I just hope nintendo is on that kind of level or beyond.

I didn't join GAF until 2007.

I was only joking Andy-Kun since it mentioned Nintendo being graphically competitive and you've been arguing that the Wii U will be competitive with the next gen consoles.

Tasty · « **Reply #29721 on:** September 21, 2012, 10:08:09 AM »

Uh expressing that the next Nintendo console would hopefully be powerful isn't so strange. Nobody knew anything about the Wii at E3 2005, not even the controller.

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #29722 on:** September 21, 2012, 01:23:16 PM »

I don't really post about GAF nonsense but I just saw that someone finally came to their senses and banned Paradoxal_Utopia. Praise jeebus. What a miserable apple sucking twat.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #29723 on:** September 21, 2012, 01:26:42 PM »

Quote from: pilonv1 on September 20, 2012, 09:11:00 PM

Quote from: DCharlieJP on September 20, 2012, 10:18:54 AM
i think i killed that thread with the "forgetting gamecube to wii?" comment

I can remember Kameo being a source of amusement for Sthings - like "lol - is THAT it for X360 games?!?!"

oh man. People were blind drunk on Sonyjuice back then. At the time i was drunk on sony hate and i guess i got lucky in that sony stuck their dick in the power socket, but i remember a lot of people expecting the PS3 to be not just a -bit- better than PS3 but -vastly- better.

Didn't they always post that screenshot of the pre-rendered scene from that Gundam game as proof of PS3 being better?

Which was hilarious, because you could tell that every single person who got excited about it had NEVER played a Gundam game in their life. If they had, they wouldn't have been hyping it.

Target in Sight is one of the few Gundam games that even I hate. It's completely broken and unplayable.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #29724 on:** September 21, 2012, 02:59:34 PM »

Quote from: Hitler Stole My Potato on September 21, 2012, 01:23:16 PM

I don't really post about GAF nonsense but I just saw that someone finally came to their senses and banned Paradoxal_Utopia. Praise jeebus. What a miserable apple sucking twat.

that planar dude too. carried the banner right off the cliff.

Tasty · « **Reply #29725 on:** September 21, 2012, 03:16:10 PM »

I need links for these delicious Apple bans.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #29726 on:** September 21, 2012, 03:16:29 PM »

that killzone video made some sony fans flip their shit, and a lot of them never came back down to reality after that

some of them still swear the final product looks like that video

nudemacusers · « **Reply #29727 on:** September 21, 2012, 03:29:44 PM »

Quote from: Andrex on September 21, 2012, 03:16:10 PM

I need links for these delicious Apple bans.

the google map thread, just find the banned dude and backtrack from there.

this is why i keep my fanboy trollin lulzy

Oblivion · « **Reply #29728 on:** September 21, 2012, 06:51:25 PM »

To think, when I consistently said that people should lower their expectations on the Wii-U being a beast, and not discounting the possibility that it may in fact be weaker (in some aspects, at least) than the current gen consoles, I got ripped to shreds.

"Why would you think that? As if there was any recent precedent or anything that's ever occurred!"

benjipwns · « **Reply #29729 on:** September 21, 2012, 09:34:20 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=492365

StealthFan · « **Reply #29730 on:** September 21, 2012, 09:38:12 PM »

Yeah that thread is awful

Broseidon · « **Reply #29731 on:** September 21, 2012, 09:43:45 PM »

Oblivion reeling them in all day

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #29732 on:** September 21, 2012, 09:50:22 PM »

oh man Oblivion

Barry Egan · « **Reply #29733 on:** September 21, 2012, 10:34:13 PM »

you guys never link to the lulz

parallax · « **Reply #29734 on:** September 22, 2012, 12:48:00 AM »

Yeah, I'm kinda lost on this one.

Steve Youngblood · « **Reply #29735 on:** September 22, 2012, 08:59:50 AM »

Quote from: Barry Egan on September 21, 2012, 10:34:13 PM

you guys never link to the lulz

Broseiden is the worst at this. AWESOM-O is also really bad at that. It's like some don't understand that GAF isn't some linear, sequential experience that we're all live blogging together.

Broseidon · « **Reply #29736 on:** September 22, 2012, 09:29:46 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=42402955#post42402955

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #29737 on:** September 22, 2012, 10:57:38 AM »

Yeah, if you all could provide links to what you're talking about, that would be excellent. GAF is so unreadable these days that I would rather not wade through the shit to find the rare nuggets of comedy gold.

StealthFan · « **Reply #29738 on:** September 22, 2012, 03:56:40 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=492585&page=9

Mudshark? Word?

Momo · « **Reply #29739 on:** September 22, 2012, 04:17:57 PM »

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mudshark

apparently

Momo · « **Reply #29740 on:** September 22, 2012, 04:22:13 PM »

that guys apology is amazing though

Broseidon · « **Reply #29741 on:** September 22, 2012, 04:41:30 PM »

Barry Egan · « **Reply #29742 on:** September 22, 2012, 04:44:02 PM »

as someone who doesn't really read gaf anymore, it's kind of surprising to see how easy it is to troll nowadays. It looks like a lot of those posters have an incredibly thin skin....

etiolate · « **Reply #29743 on:** September 22, 2012, 05:12:29 PM »

Am I the only one surprised that mudshark wasn't a gay slur?

brob · « **Reply #29744 on:** September 22, 2012, 05:18:17 PM »

sounds like a great scat porn site. I can totally see the logo too, jaws looking bad boy leaping out of a toilet in a busted rest stop stall.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #29745 on:** September 22, 2012, 10:25:26 PM »

When people try too hard

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=42436667&postcount=536

Atramental · « **Reply #29746 on:** September 22, 2012, 10:32:35 PM »

Ah, a junior trying to make a name for himself. Haha.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=42437168&postcount=546
And this GIF just annoys the fuck out of me now.

StealthFan · « **Reply #29747 on:** September 22, 2012, 10:35:39 PM »

These people get girlfriends as often as Hare Krishna's fuck. Of course infidelity is tantamount to murder.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #29748 on:** September 22, 2012, 10:59:47 PM »

ayo nignogs i just want to say stealth has the best avatar in EB history

Lex

Oblivion · « **Reply #29749 on:** September 22, 2012, 11:41:44 PM »

Who's he boning?

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #29750 on:** September 22, 2012, 11:42:48 PM »

Who is the woman in the avatar?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #29751 on:** September 22, 2012, 11:43:47 PM »

oh the girl? dunno who cares

Lex

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #29752 on:** September 22, 2012, 11:54:05 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 22, 2012, 11:43:47 PM

oh the girl? dunno who cares

Lex

And you say you're not gay.

Cascade · « **Reply #29753 on:** September 23, 2012, 03:03:27 AM »

Lololol at the GAF pedos getting up in arms: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=492678

I can't believe they're trying to reason having 8 year old girls in bikinis as their avatars.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #29754 on:** September 23, 2012, 03:33:22 AM »

Quote from: Cascade on September 23, 2012, 03:03:27 AM

Lololol at the GAF pedos getting up in arms: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=492678

I can't believe they're trying to reason having 8 year old girls in bikinis as their avatars.

Oh this is gonna be good.

people with anime avs with tits hanging out already up in arms lolololol

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #29755 on:** September 23, 2012, 03:47:08 AM »

I'd dive in...if it was in the OT

Momo · « **Reply #29756 on:** September 23, 2012, 03:50:35 AM »

You people have an unnatural hatred of anime, just saying.

Okay, this was hilarious lol

http://i.imgur.com/XGqLU.jpg

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #29757 on:** September 23, 2012, 04:15:44 AM »

Most Japanese women aren't very sexual. So you have a group of men who have no sexual outlet outside of rape fantasies. The children fetish could be rooted in the idea that young girls haven't yet become asexual drones. Sort of like a reverse cocoon process: the girl is the butterfly but becomes a cocoon woman.

Huff · « **Reply #29758 on:** September 23, 2012, 07:25:05 AM »

How many Japanese women have you hooked up with pd?

archie4208 · « **Reply #29759 on:** September 23, 2012, 07:45:05 AM »

Quote from: Cascade on September 23, 2012, 03:03:27 AM

Lololol at the GAF pedos getting up in arms: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=492678

I can't believe they're trying to reason having 8 year old girls in bikinis as their avatars.

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