The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread

[etiolate]

Well if there ever was a place for racism obsessions and overcompensation for personal guilt then it's Santa Cruz.

[Shadow Mod]

More places need Food Carts 

[CajoleJuice]

harSon's family is loaded.  I suspect he feels guilty about being rich and insulated so he overcompensates.  It's kind of like when Drinky Crow mentions that he is middle class in spite of pulling down $200,000+ a year.  People have weird hangups about money, especially in politically left leaning forums, almost like they have to apologize for being affluent.  I say fuck it, you don't need to brag about it, but I wouldn't feel sorry about making bank either.

what? i gloat all the time. also, i'm upper-middle class. i'd need to be pullin' down 3x what i make to get in thick with the eastside nouveau riche here

you do know this is the same logic rich people who make 1 mil+ use to say they're not rich  :geoff

[Momo]

Why dont we have a thread for Joe the admin, also did Joe the admin add the new emote?

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

bork laser added :geoff and

In regards to the atheist sob story that was discussed earlier, I think a lot of that results in gaffers needing everything in neat black and white piles.  If they're atheist, they need to make sure that Christians are the worst people possible in order to reaffirm their convictions.  Maybe its autism or maybe its the fact that they're asocial and insufferable people?  I don't know.  I guess I never really thought much about religion to ever really get worked up about it.  By sheer numbers, chances are anyone who I marry and have a kid with will be religious.  I guess I wouldn't even really care if she wanted to raise the kid in a religion as long as it's not some freaky pentacostal church.  More likely than not, it will probably be Catholicism and end up disregarding the teachings like most Catholics I know.

[Timedog]

Typical Gaborn posting in this classic thread:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=434460

Gays = blacks

Plenty of other Gaffers are ready to keep fighting the fight against inconvenient truths, though none may ever match Gaborn's energy and perseverance.

Good times. You will be missed, Gaborn, RIP.

hahaha how did i not get banned for some of these posts?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=28692834&postcount=91

[bork]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=498643

 

[Timedog]

This atheist guy is pretty awesome. What if her 2 page essay is poorly written, will she "fail" ? Is she allowed to turn in a rough draft for corrections and advice? Also, I hope he checks the font size to make sure she's not cheating. What if she goes to the library and finds a taut young methodist to help her with the paper. One that can show her it's not the length of the margin, but it's how you use it.

Anytime there's a relationship in turmoil thread, I always imagine something like a "GAF Force" van screeching to a halt in front of the residence in question and then a bunch of average-to-emaciated guys in speedos, bowties, and holey socks bumrush the girlfriend straight into a multi-man cockgrinding lapdance culminating with a fat guy in a bib exploding out of giant Sonic cake with logitech gaming peripherals falling out of his fat rolls. If you're gonna fuck up with your girl and post about it on GAF, at least give some other nerds a chance. 

[mjemirzian]

Religion, like any other ideology, can be twisted to violent and authoritarian ends. It can also be a force for compassionate and social cooperation between people. When athiests adopt the Christopher Hitchens stance of "eradicate religion at any cost", they become the very thing they hate and rally against.

[Shaka Khan]

It's time to stop dickriding, bro. It's okay. It's over. Let it go.

[parallax]

It's time to stop dickriding, bro. It's okay. It's over. Let it go.

Who's dickriding? Did I miss a post?

[king of the internet]

It's time to stop dickriding, bro. It's okay. It's over. Let it go.

Who's dickriding? Did I miss a post?

I think he's walking about Wrath of Whateverthefuck's painfully transparent buttlust for Timedog.

[Shaka Khan]

Yeah. I'm all for bros expressing their feel, but it's becoming a distracting déjà vu.

[Shaka Khan]

I wub you, my special brownie.

[Shadow Mod]

buttfeels

[nudemacusers]

Yeah. I'm all for bros expressing their feel, but it's becoming a distracting déjà vu.

it feels like this has been going on...


....


(wait for it)



forever

[Timedog]

He mad cause I thought he was GAF user "666" aka australian electronic music artist SPOD. I have no clue why that would make someone mad, yet somehow I KNOW that is the cause in the rift in our relationship. His words hurt, I cannot deny that.

[Trurl]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=44053974&postcount=4378

Far bet it from  me to criticize moderation

[Timedog]

If I had a pirate hook for a hand I'd use it cuntflip every one of you.

[MIMIC]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=498596

GAF needs to implement a banning system like Something Awful where threads like these are banned.

Junior member now

[Timedog]

He mad cause I thought he was GAF user "666" aka australian electronic music artist SPOD. I have no clue why that would make someone mad, yet somehow I KNOW that is the cause in the rift in our relationship. His words hurt, I cannot deny that.

What?

Relax buddy, I just like giving you shit.

EDIT: Cheebs sighting: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=44034574&postcount=3483

Words hurt people. Stop your bullying.

[pilonv1]

Someone post all the election stupidity pls

[Momo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=44053974&postcount=4378

Far bet it from  me to criticize moderation

Great guy, entertaining but horrible piece of shit mod.

[Cascade]

What happened to Himu, haven't seen the guy?

[Steve Youngblood]

What happened to Himu, haven't seen the guy?

He quit the forum. This all went down in his smart phone thread. I don't remember the specifics, but I think it had something to do with you and not wanting to post on a forum that would allow Cascade to be a member.

[Don Flamenco]

he was like "either cascade goes or i go."   

[king of the internet]

What happened to Himu, haven't seen the guy?

He quit the forum. This all went down in his smart phone thread. I don't remember the specifics, but I think it had something to do with you and not wanting to post on a forum that would allow Cascade to be a member.

How many forums has he rage quit now? I've lost count.

[Timber]

Wait is Himu a chick for real?

[Don Flamenco]

sometimes gaming side makes me embarrassed, even when I'm alone in my apartment: 
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=44093562&postcount=375

[brawndolicious]

Well if there ever was a place for racism obsessions and overcompensation for personal guilt then it's Santa Cruz.

Does he live here? The only thing I remember about him is when he made a thread about being emotionally shaken after he let a girl at a bus station borrow his phone and later on found out from the girl's father that she was actually leaving a suicide note.

But this stuff about him being a rich, black militant with a fetish for racists is interesting.

[Brehvolution]

sometimes gaming side makes me embarrassed, even when I'm alone in my apartment: 
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=44093562&postcount=375

[Joe Molotov]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=44098271&postcount=54

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't billiechu that mtf trans who calls straight men not into that bigots?

I think he's being sarcastic in that post, but the real story is Johnny Depp's game. Converting lesbians.

[Steve Youngblood]

I think he's being sarcastic in that post, but the real story is Johnny Depp's game. Converting lesbians.

You're lucky this isn't GAF.   

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=44098271&postcount=54

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't billiechu that mtf trans who calls straight men not into that bigots?

he's

EXCUSE ME

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

What happened to Himu, haven't seen the guy?

He quit the forum. This all went down in his smart phone thread. I don't remember the specifics, but I think it had something to do with you and not wanting to post on a forum that would allow Cascade to be a member.

Himuro's quit the board at least twice since I've been here.  This isn't the first or last time.

[Don Flamenco]

I'm all for trans awareness, but I see a lot of people who are "hip" to it using that knowledge to condescend others, in real life and forums.  It's fucking obnoxious and makes me pretty mad because that kind of attitude is just anti-progress, despite being about promoting a progressive idea.   Yeah...lets promote awareness about a marginalized group by roping them off and elevating them above "the normals."  Conservative/uninformed people really absorb ideas when you are complete cock or not cock or whatever, about it.   

also, billiechu lives out of a car.

[thisismyusername]

also, billiechu lives out of a car.

I'm gonna need a source. This is too unbelievable to be true.

[Joe Molotov]

I think he's being sarcastic in that post, but the real story is Johnny Depp's game. Converting lesbians.

You're lucky this isn't GAF.   

My conservative roots are showing. 

[Shaka Khan]

This Szu person from the picture thread looks like a fun dude, but holy Jesus fucking tits does he have to post 15-20 photos every time? It baffles me how someone can be either so self-absorbed or that over-sharing.

[Shadow Mod]

This Szu person from the picture thread looks like a fun dude, but holy Jesus fucking tits does he have to post 15-20 photos every time? It baffles me how someone can be either so self-absorbed or that over-sharing.

My other fav is dark_chris, I think we discussed this before and why.

[Shaka Khan]

This Szu person from the picture thread looks like a fun dude, but holy Jesus fucking tits does he have to post 15-20 photos every time? It baffles me how someone can be either so self-absorbed or that over-sharing.

My other fav is dark_chris, I think we discussed this before and why.

I think we did, but I'm still glad someone else noticed his activity. Total creep constantly taking picture of female acquaintances and keeps referring to them as "special friends." Still, nobody ever interacts with him lol.

[nudemacusers]

I never thought about that until now...



Yikes

[Shadow Mod]

This Szu person from the picture thread looks like a fun dude, but holy Jesus fucking tits does he have to post 15-20 photos every time? It baffles me how someone can be either so self-absorbed or that over-sharing.

My other fav is dark_chris, I think we discussed this before and why.

I think we did, but I'm still glad someone else noticed his activity. Total creep constantly taking picture of female acquaintances and keeps referring to them as "special friends." Still, nobody ever interacts with him lol.

If you notice in a couple they don't even get close to him.

[Atramental]

"Hey you... let's be... Special Friends."



I was going to say something about this guy a couple months back and I never got around to it. Haha...

Gives me the willies. 

[StealthFan]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=498944

Hey look a legitimate thread shat on by wretched Nthings. The mainstream media and well-adjusted gamers don't give a fuck about the WiiU. Pedophiles, casuals and Nthings do. Get over it.

[Don Flamenco]

also, billiechu lives out of a car.

I'm gonna need a source. This is too unbelievable to be true.

used to mention it all the time...and since that was the least important part of the post, i don't really care about digging for it.   

[StealthFan]

How is a poster living out of his car unbelievable? As long as he has a laptop and a library it is possible to shitpost on the internet all day.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=498944

Hey look a legitimate thread shat on by wretched Nthings. The mainstream media and well-adjusted gamers don't give a fuck about the WiiU. Pedophiles, casuals and Nthings do. Get over it.

Yeah I suspect that most of the preorders that are out there for this thing are people who just plan to flip them on eBay or Craigslist.

It's going to be interesting this holiday season.  I think the Wii U will do ok until January, then it will be the true test of viability.

"Hey you... let's be... Special Friends."

(Image removed from quote.)

I was going to say something about this guy a couple months back and I never got around to it. Haha...

Gives me the willies. 

Hey, if your options are either take a picture with this dingleberry or get raped by knifepoint, congrats, you're this guy's new Special Friend on GAF!

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=497094

Not a hater of being a glutton, because lord knows I am, but I'm still curious who is shelling out just to dine with H Pro (she has a lot of fans.)

[Momo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=497094

Not a hater of being a glutton, because lord knows I am, but I'm still curious who is shelling out just to dine with H Pro (she has a lot of fans.)

EviLore.

[Reb]

He should be able to hit it.

[fistfulofmetal]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=497094

Not a hater of being a glutton, because lord knows I am, but I'm still curious who is shelling out just to dine with H Pro (she has a lot of fans.)

/raises hand

[nudemacusers]

I would go if I were in LA, but mostly as an excuse to wear a suit. who cares about women srsly amirite bros?

[mjemirzian]

Hey look a legitimate thread shat on by wretched Nthings. The mainstream media and well-adjusted gamers don't give a fuck about the WiiU. Pedophiles, casuals and Nthings do. Get over it.

Illogical, hyperbolic, hate filled fanboys are a fact of life in just about any video game community. Most of those console wars threads are wastelands.

[Big Barry Jazz]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=497094

Not a hater of being a glutton, because lord knows I am, but I'm still curious who is shelling out just to dine with H Pro (she has a lot of fans.)

She's real purty, but she can get lost with that pretentious nouvelle cuisine rubbish. Give me some pie and mash.

[Rahxephon91]

She's good looking. Not $250 good looking though.

[Huff]

Maybe some of the other girls of neogaf will also go and make it something other than a meat party

[ToxicAdam]

I want a girl that looks like Kreayshawn to invite me out to have Doritos and Mountain Dew.

[Joe Molotov]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=497094

Not a hater of being a glutton, because lord knows I am, but I'm still curious who is shelling out just to dine with H Pro (she has a lot of fans.)

A MonocleGAF meet-up?

[Don Flamenco]

We should get a table next to them and comment on every little awkward thing that happens.