oh gaiz

the only really strange person I met at college was a very hot girl who dressed in a mildly skanky way, standard college hottie stuff. A friend and I both wanted to bone her, and we only knew her from a friend of a friend of a friend kind of thing... Barely acquaintances, but we enjoyed shooting the shit between classes. One afternoon, we were talking to her in a dorm common area she let slip that her mom was mad at her after her visit last weekend. Apparently she was in the bathroom and her mom walked in, and i guess her mom freaked out because the girl was stooped over the toilet playing with her shit. She went into more detail about it, which I have forgotten (this was nearly 10 years ago), but I will never forget her closing statement: "I was like, Mom, it's just poop". And before you think she was joking or trolling or whatever, she said this in the most flippantly sincere manner conceivable, there were no 'reaction pauses', nothing. I had no words. Thankfully I had class so I could vacate the area ASAP.
I never talked to her again.