The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread

[StealthFan]

Newman getting into 4chan isn't Seinfeld. Newman never had his own plots. They always had another cast member involved.

[Shaka Khan]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=45571663&postcount=49

how old is this guy?

If he's SexyNerd as his tag suggests then he's a kid. I'm surprised he never went on dates though, he's good looking. Then again half of his posts are literally pictures of himself, so a narcissist like himself understandably takes a while to pick someone to murder.

[parallax]

If users could vote on bans, the landscape would be significantly different.

i hope you dont think it would be better?

[Momo]

If users could vote on bans, the landscape would be significantly different.

i hope you dont think it would be better?

In a world where GAF posters arent a bunch of knobs, it is.

[parallax]

If users could vote on bans, the landscape would be significantly different.

i hope you dont think it would be better?

In a world where GAF posters arent a bunch of knobs, it is.

Giving people the power over someone's account seems like something a group of people could easily try to exploit.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Most gaffers are 20-30 year old virgins/seldomlaids whose career prospects start and stop at working the closing shift at Gamestop but think of themselves as the smartest and wittiest people out there.  These are exactly the kind of people who shouldn't have the power to decide who should be banned or not.

...and don't worry about Eggman.  He has been banned a few times for being a dipshit and he will be banned a couple times more until they realize he's never going to stop being a dipshit and permaban him.  These joke/troll characters wear out their welcomes and unless they can hook EviLore up at parties due to connections provided by their playmate/model sister, their time eventually gets cut short.

Pitchfork has been fine for a lot of hip hop lately, I'm fine with it. Obviously they're on the trap wave but they've liked most of the rap albums I liked this year. In fact I'd say nearly every album in my hip hop top five got a good rating from them (good kid mad city, Reloaded, R.A.P. Music, etc)

The thing about Pitchfork is that they shit on most east coast stuff, and most stuff from older artists. They view things in a very trendy way - so for instance The Roots are old therefore who cares, but Chief Keef is hot and so is trap music so they give him a good rating. A lot of east coast/traditional hip hop is indeed stale, I can see why Pitchfork's Cali interns and writers aren't fucking with it. But just being something has a soul loop doesn't mean it's out of style and therefore wack.

Yeah but fuck soul loops.

[Momo]

If users could vote on bans, the landscape would be significantly different.

i hope you dont think it would be better?

In a world where GAF posters arent a bunch of knobs, it is.

Giving people the power over someone's account seems like something a group of people could easily try to exploit.

Hence why you need to have a low knob level, which would never happen

[StealthFan]

Turns out I never activated my Coli account. I rectified that

[headwalk]

dude, all this salt is bad for your diet.  forget about that dumb place, your life will be a lot better for it.

maybe forget about here, too.

[Tasty]

Saw this on twitter, reminded me of someone

Modern Seinfeld ‏@SeinfeldToday

George buys Groupons for movie tickets, sells them for a profit at the theater. Newman gets into 4chan. Jerry goes to an SNL after party.

George Costanza from Seinfeld?

[Steve Contra]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=504722

the fuck

WWII movies are so dated no, what with drones and all.

[Huff]

Saw this on twitter, reminded me of someone

Modern Seinfeld ‏@SeinfeldToday

George buys Groupons for movie tickets, sells them for a profit at the theater. Newman gets into 4chan. Jerry goes to an SNL after party.

George Costanza from Seinfeld?

its a thing on twitter now

[Tasty]

I know, I've been retweeting that account for a while.

[FStop7]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=504775

Beginning of the end of the Internet's blind, fanatical dicksuckery of all things Valve?

[ToxicAdam]

We're talking about it in the Random Gaming Talk thread. It's not Valve's fault nor should it have a responsibility to be a nanny to uninformed gamers.

You don't go back to Best Buy and demand that they remove all the copies of Far Cry 3 because the multiplayer was a laggy POS.

 

[archie4208]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=504775

Beginning of the end of the Internet's blind, fanatical dicksuckery of all things Valve?

Valve has been pretty diplomatic about the WarZ fiasco.  First, they made a stickied thread in the WarZ Steam forum asking people to report mod abuse and they temporarily stopped selling the game.

[FStop7]

We're talking about it in the Random Gaming Talk thread. It's not Valve's fault nor should it have a responsibility to be a nanny to uninformed gamers.

You don't go back to Best Buy and demand that they remove all the copies of Far Cry 3 because the multiplayer was a laggy POS.

Valve seems to be capable of supporting only one thing at a time.  Right now it's DOTA.  Everything else languishes.  Steam is a great convenience but it's also a shadow of what it could be if it were actually well maintained.  Greenlight is shit and makes Valve look lazy.  The Steam client itself is shit.  But nerds ferociously jack off over everything to do with Gabe Newell so it's all good.

[Great Rumbler]

We're talking about it in the Random Gaming Talk thread. It's not Valve's fault nor should it have a responsibility to be a nanny to uninformed gamers.

You don't go back to Best Buy and demand that they remove all the copies of Far Cry 3 because the multiplayer was a laggy POS.

Valve seems to be capable of supporting only one thing at a time.  Right now it's DOTA.  Everything else languishes.

What's that supposed to mean?

[Joe Molotov]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=504775

Beginning of the end of the Internet's blind, fanatical dicksuckery of all things Valve?

Steam's already removed the game from being sold and is offering a refund to anyone that wants one, soooo....no?

[Steve Contra]

Valve wins again.

[ToxicAdam]

Valve seems to be capable of supporting only one thing at a time.  Right now it's DOTA.  Everything else languishes.  Steam is a great convenience but it's also a shadow of what it could be if it were actually well maintained.  Greenlight is shit and makes Valve look lazy.  The Steam client itself is shit.  But nerds ferociously jack off over everything to do with Gabe Newell so it's all good.

Only appears to be one person furiously jacking off to what Valve is (not) doing here ...

But Valve deserves praise. In a world where most video game companies are slimey, incompetent, shitty and give fuck-all about their fans ... at least Valve attempts to do right. They might fail sometimes, but the effort is there for all to see.

Granted, it's easy to look good when your competitors are EA, Activision, MS, etc ... but it's also easy to join the crowd.

[Tasty]

Valve wins again.

Valve chose to let War Z onto Steam but not Mutant Mudds. Screw 'em.

[Tasty]

but this isn't the place to carry that shit with you.

Now I can either choose to create a situation of constant bitching, which no one here wants to see, or I can just forget about whatever bullshit issue I have with GAF.

I agree.

[Shadow Mod]

Haha scar tissue got so mad in the thread about Nice Guys on OKC

[tiesto]

Haha scar tissue got so mad in the thread about Nice Guys on OKC

Link?

[king of the internet]

Haha scar tissue got so mad in the thread about Nice Guys on OKC

Link?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=504851

This shit is pretty hilarious (OP content, haven't even seen the comments yet).

[Don Flamenco]

the fedora

[Broseidon]

It's like the opposite of this http://pua-txt.tumblr.com/

[king of the internet]

It's like the opposite of this http://pua-txt.tumblr.com/

Wow. This may be even worse.

One of the most punchable faces I've seen in a long time:

[nudemacusers]

That leather jacket looks sad  :'(

[Broseidon]

[D3RANG3D]

It's like the opposite of this http://pua-txt.tumblr.com/

Wow. This may be even worse.

One of the most punchable faces I've seen in a long time:

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Is he trying to look like a Final Fantasy character on purpose?
 

[Steve Contra]

It's like the opposite of this http://pua-txt.tumblr.com/

Wow. This may be even worse.

One of the most punchable faces I've seen in a long time:

(Image removed from quote.)

This is fucking killing me.

And yes, no one should wear a fedora.  Ever.

[ToxicAdam]

Is he trying to look like a Final Fantasy character on purpose?
 

Even worse .. Brad Pitt in fight club.

[Steve Contra]

Is he trying to look like a Final Fantasy character on purpose?
 

Even worse .. Brad Pitt in fight club.

Spitting image now that I look at it.

[ToxicAdam]

Those poor dudes in fedoras should be made to watch Pretty in Pink. Molly Ringwald still chose Blaine in the end. Ducky was left in the dust.

John Hughes already taught us this valuable lesson.

[tiesto]

Only glanced at a bit of the first page, but the PUA one looks to be absolutely hysterical...

[Tasty]

It's like the opposite of this http://pua-txt.tumblr.com/

Wow. This may be even worse.

One of the most punchable faces I've seen in a long time:

(Image removed from quote.)

This is fucking killing me.

And yes, no one should wear a fedora.  Ever.

Agreed.

[Steve Contra]

Trying to look like Brad Pitt doesn't work unless you LOOK like Brad Pitt,and in that case you can dress like shit and still get laid.  Someone needs to teach the desperate guys of America this.

[king of the internet]

Is he trying to look like a Final Fantasy character on purpose?
 

Even worse .. Brad Pitt in fight club.

Good eye.

http://www.puaforums.com/fashion-advice-men/4458-lemme-know-what-you-think-these-sarging-outfits.html

Here are two outfits i’ve recently used. One, features a replica of the red leather jacket worn by Brad Pitt in Fight Club.

The other features a t-shirt with playing cards printed on - i am an illusionist, so it comes in handy when girls comment on it, then i can blow them away with a Magic Trick.

Peacocking to the max? Let me know what you guys think.

Why am I not surprised?

This PUA forum is a goldmine. http://www.puaforums.com/magic-tricks-attract-women/

[D3RANG3D]

Is he trying to look like a Final Fantasy character on purpose?
 

Even worse .. Brad Pitt in fight club.

Good eye.

http://www.puaforums.com/fashion-advice-men/4458-lemme-know-what-you-think-these-sarging-outfits.html

Here are two outfits i’ve recently used. One, features a replica of the red leather jacket worn by Brad Pitt in Fight Club.

The other features a t-shirt with playing cards printed on - i am an illusionist, so it comes in handy when girls comment on it, then i can blow them away with a Magic Trick.

Peacocking to the max? Let me know what you guys think.

Why am I not surprised?

This PUA forum is a goldmine. http://www.puaforums.com/magic-tricks-attract-women/

Oh sweet jesus!

[Himu]

[Barry Egan]

peacocking to the max

[Barry Egan]

   this site is just amazing

[Steve Contra]

 

I couldn't even watch the whole thing

[Phoenix Dark]

 

[Shadow Mod]

Devolution, do you run that niceguysofokc tumblr?

Nope. Posting on GAF is enough exposure to this shit.

[Phoenix Dark]

The one thing I agree about in those videos is the idea of ignoring women; best believe that works. They get hit on so much that you can definitely stand out by refusing to play that game - all while secretly playing the game

[Barry Egan]

Basically the darker red the more culturally marxist the country, with feminist women, distorted gender roles, and generally a mediocre family structure. The lighter green the country, the more it has feminine women, traditionally evolved gender roles, and a sound family structure. The number in each country represents the total amount of women’s/gender studies programs in colleges/universities in a country.

The map below is a modified version of that map to show how I think western feminism will spread over the next several years.

Red arrow = spread of feminism

Green arrow = force of resistance

[…] Russia will attempt to maintain it’s rich culture and extend it’s political influence. Hopefully globalization and outside influence will not wear her thin. To the south Islamic countries provide resistance to the spread of feminism, and their immigrants in the future may outbreed and fail to integrate culturally with western European nations, thereby causing cultural and political division.

[…] If you like traditional and feminine girls then you have a couple of options. If you like white girls, then learn Russian. If you like latinas, then this is your heyday. If you like Asians, don’t worry. And if you like blacks, there’s always Africa

I really, really want someone to turn this in to a tactical board game.

[Joe Molotov]

(Image removed from quote.)

Basically the darker red the more culturally marxist the country, with feminist women, distorted gender roles, and generally a mediocre family structure. The lighter green the country, the more it has feminine women, traditionally evolved gender roles, and a sound family structure. The number in each country represents the total amount of women’s/gender studies programs in colleges/universities in a country.

The map below is a modified version of that map to show how I think western feminism will spread over the next several years.

Red arrow = spread of feminism

Green arrow = force of resistance

[…] Russia will attempt to maintain it’s rich culture and extend it’s political influence. Hopefully globalization and outside influence will not wear her thin. To the south Islamic countries provide resistance to the spread of feminism, and their immigrants in the future may outbreed and fail to integrate culturally with western European nations, thereby causing cultural and political division.

[…] If you like traditional and feminine girls then you have a couple of options. If you like white girls, then learn Russian. If you like latinas, then this is your heyday. If you like Asians, don’t worry. And if you like blacks, there’s always Africa

I really, really want someone to turn this in to a tactical board game.

Everyone would just try to pick the USA, it looks OP as hell.

[headwalk]

i feel like you all overcomplicate things.

This is the bitch about GAF thread, not the bitch at other EB members thread, Andrex. There's clearly a difference.

it's turned into an insipid "them nerds" back patting society. time was i'd lurk here and see fireworks on a daily basis.

i'm bringing antagonism back.

[Great Rumbler]

This is the bitch about GAF thread, not the bitch at other EB members thread, Andrex. There's clearly a difference.

it's turned into an insipid "them nerds" back patting society. time was i'd lurk here and see fireworks on a daily basis.

i'm bringing antagonism back.

Nobody cares.

[headwalk]

This is the bitch about GAF thread, not the bitch at other EB members thread, Andrex. There's clearly a difference.

it's turned into an insipid "them nerds" back patting society. time was i'd lurk here and see fireworks on a daily basis.

i'm bringing antagonism back.

Nobody cares.

that's the spirit.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

i feel like you all overcomplicate things.

This is the bitch about GAF thread, not the bitch at other EB members thread, Andrex. There's clearly a difference.

it's turned into an insipid "them nerds" back patting society. time was i'd lurk here and see fireworks on a daily basis.

i'm bringing antagonism back.

It comes in waves.  Right now is an off cycle.  Just let things flow naturally.

[Shadow Mod]

i feel like you all overcomplicate things.

This is the bitch about GAF thread, not the bitch at other EB members thread, Andrex. There's clearly a difference.

it's turned into an insipid "them nerds" back patting society. time was i'd lurk here and see fireworks on a daily basis.

i'm bringing antagonism back.

Everything turns into a circle jerk eventually. It's the way of the internet.

 

[Huff]

Nice guy is just a phrase for boring right?

[Momo]

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the fedora

I was doing so well until it told me to get rid of my fedora  :'(

I lost at the friendzone question

[pilonv1]

"bonus points if they're idiots for it"

[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=45571663&postcount=49

how old is this guy?

If he's SexyNerd as his tag suggests then he's a kid. I'm surprised he never went on dates though, he's good looking. Then again half of his posts are literally pictures of himself, so a narcissist like himself understandably takes a while to pick someone to murder.

I can confirm it is SexyNerd.

I don't think he's a narcissist. He just knows he's decent looking. I've talked to him a few times before in the past and he's a decent guy but kinda unsure how to approach relationships. I tried to help him in the past but he stopped talking to me. *shrug*

Shaka, babe, PM me what your problem with him is anyway as I'm curious.

[archie4208]

Everyone would just try to pick the USA, it looks OP as hell.

Just like in reality.