Author Topic: The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread (Read 6008812 times)

T234 · « **Reply #37680 on:** January 26, 2013, 08:20:00 PM »

When I go to parties I'm usually there getting fucked up telling stories of my past.

Atramental · « **Reply #37681 on:** January 26, 2013, 08:20:32 PM »

God, I want to bitch slap MiDNiGHTS whenever I read some of his posts. Fuck that whiney little cunt.

Quote from: Broseidon on January 26, 2013, 07:59:18 PM

I wish I went to parties

What's preventing you?

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #37682 on:** January 26, 2013, 08:26:27 PM »

Quote from: The Experiment on January 26, 2013, 03:21:13 PM

I just have to LOL when gaffers try to intellectualize their boners. I know it's a DEEP FORUM FOR DEEP DISCUSSION and everything but I wonder if they truly realize how dumb they come off.

Well somebody has to maintain the western canon so future generations can distinguish greatness from mediocrity

Broseidon · « **Reply #37683 on:** January 26, 2013, 08:31:10 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on January 26, 2013, 08:20:32 PM

God, I want to bitch slap MiDNiGHTS whenever I read some of his posts. Fuck that whiney little cunt.

Quote from: Broseidon on January 26, 2013, 07:59:18 PM
I wish I went to parties
What's preventing you?

No friends :'(

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #37684 on:** January 26, 2013, 08:35:19 PM »

Midnights reeks of tryhard like some others on GAF.

Atramental · « **Reply #37685 on:** January 26, 2013, 08:38:05 PM »

Quote from: Broseidon on January 26, 2013, 08:31:10 PM

Quote from: Atramental on January 26, 2013, 08:20:32 PM
God, I want to bitch slap MiDNiGHTS whenever I read some of his posts. Fuck that whiney little cunt.

Quote from: Broseidon on January 26, 2013, 07:59:18 PM
I wish I went to parties
What's preventing you?

No friends :'(

Ah, well that's certainly a road block.

May I suggest this book:
http://www.amazon.com/How-Win-Friends-Influence-People/dp/0671027034

I started reading it myself and it's been pretty helpful.

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on January 26, 2013, 08:35:19 PM

Midnights reeks of tryhard like some others on GAF.

Also, he just oozes pessimism.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #37686 on:** January 26, 2013, 08:46:57 PM »

Some people think cynicism/pessimism makes them sound smart.

Atramental · « **Reply #37687 on:** January 26, 2013, 08:56:52 PM »

edit: I really shouldn't drink and post. I sound like a broken record when I do.

T234 · « **Reply #37688 on:** January 26, 2013, 09:05:58 PM »

Quote from: Broseidon on January 26, 2013, 08:31:10 PM

Quote from: Atramental on January 26, 2013, 08:20:32 PM
God, I want to bitch slap MiDNiGHTS whenever I read some of his posts. Fuck that whiney little cunt.

Quote from: Broseidon on January 26, 2013, 07:59:18 PM
I wish I went to parties
What's preventing you?

No friends :'(

What are you interested in and where do you live?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #37689 on:** January 26, 2013, 09:09:58 PM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on January 26, 2013, 03:21:19 AM

Quote from: Atramental on January 26, 2013, 02:45:56 AM
I'm at least a 7 on the attractiveness scale.

Perhaps on IGN's rating scheme.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #37690 on:** January 26, 2013, 09:23:35 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=457845

Old thread I missed. God gross.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #37691 on:** January 26, 2013, 10:00:46 PM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on January 26, 2013, 09:23:35 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=457845

Old thread I missed. God gross.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=34014795&postcount=44

I'm glad this tool got banned.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #37692 on:** January 26, 2013, 10:04:37 PM »

My underwear thread got closed but do you clean your butt wasn't.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #37693 on:** January 26, 2013, 10:06:41 PM »

Yeah but you're a woman. A thread about women's underwear is probably too intimidating for the average gaffer who will be lucky to see them for more than a small handful of instances in their lives.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #37694 on:** January 26, 2013, 10:07:55 PM »

Quote from: The Experiment on January 26, 2013, 10:06:41 PM

Yeah but you're a woman. A thread about women's underwear is probably too intimidating for the average gaffer who will be lucky to see them for more than a small handful of instances in their lives.

I got some new stupid tag too.

Tasty · « **Reply #37695 on:** January 26, 2013, 11:31:46 PM »

"Underwear police."

Quote from: Broseidon on January 26, 2013, 08:31:10 PM

Quote from: Atramental on January 26, 2013, 08:20:32 PM
God, I want to bitch slap MiDNiGHTS whenever I read some of his posts. Fuck that whiney little cunt.

Quote from: Broseidon on January 26, 2013, 07:59:18 PM
I wish I went to parties
What's preventing you?

No friends :'(

Same. :'(

Wait do work friends count? We're going to an ice rink on Monday I guess, lol.

demi · « **Reply #37696 on:** January 26, 2013, 11:48:03 PM »

work friends aren't really friends, unfortunately.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #37697 on:** January 26, 2013, 11:49:16 PM »

Quote from: The Experiment on January 26, 2013, 10:06:41 PM

Yeah but you're a woman.

Really?

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #37698 on:** January 27, 2013, 12:01:22 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=46918144&postcount=6494

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #37699 on:** January 27, 2013, 12:04:52 AM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on January 27, 2013, 12:01:22 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=46918144&postcount=6494

I'd eat all her baked goods if I could butter her muffin.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #37700 on:** January 27, 2013, 12:05:41 AM »

Quote from: Flannel Boy on January 27, 2013, 12:04:52 AM

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on January 27, 2013, 12:01:22 AM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=46918144&postcount=6494

I'd eat all her baked goods if I could butter her muffin.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=46919349&postcount=6500

hampster · « **Reply #37701 on:** January 27, 2013, 12:06:12 AM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on January 27, 2013, 12:01:22 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=46918144&postcount=6494

If she bakes all day why do the cookies look so unappetizing

Atramental · « **Reply #37702 on:** January 27, 2013, 12:36:47 AM »

More dick satellites for planet Leeness? Bwhahaha!

edit: But seriously, those guys are barking up the wrong tree. Big time.

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #37703 on:** January 27, 2013, 01:03:43 AM »

Well I hope she's getting the attention she wants.

Himu · « **Reply #37704 on:** January 27, 2013, 01:17:50 AM »

She is.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #37705 on:** January 27, 2013, 01:41:51 AM »

I don't get the mod change titles sometimes. Like what does this do for anyone?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=510198

Purple Filth · « **Reply #37706 on:** January 27, 2013, 01:51:14 AM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on January 27, 2013, 01:41:51 AM

I don't get the mod change titles sometimes. Like what does this do for anyone?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=510198

it was a test apparently

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #37707 on:** January 27, 2013, 01:56:19 AM »

A test of what it was up for 3 minutes before his post.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #37708 on:** January 27, 2013, 02:19:16 AM »

Quote from: etiolate on January 26, 2013, 07:43:35 PM

If I didn't come with generally interesting people then it's unlikely I run across any there. At best, I observe the party like a human zoo.

The point is that conversations change pretty fast and so you discuss and learn things and it's really not that complicated why am I explaining it?

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on January 26, 2013, 09:23:35 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=457845

Old thread I missed. God gross.

He's a very nice Muslim dude who I think just got married. Don't be surprised if most single guys keep the same pair of underwear for an extra day or two.

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #37709 on:** January 27, 2013, 03:44:37 AM »

Quote from: etiolate on January 26, 2013, 07:43:35 PM

If I didn't come with generally interesting people then it's unlikely I run across any there. At best, I observe the party like a human zoo.

I'm pretty bad at talking in general. Just don't know what to say to people I don't know. So parties are pretty awkward, not that I go to a lot.

Tasty · « **Reply #37710 on:** January 27, 2013, 06:48:09 AM »

Agent Otaku was banned for asking whether the weekly "Vita is dead" thread is a joke.

This is getting a little ridiculous, especially considering the thread was (eventually) locked...

Momo · « **Reply #37711 on:** January 27, 2013, 08:59:08 AM »

Quote from: Andrex on January 27, 2013, 06:48:09 AM

Agent Otaku was banned for asking whether the weekly "Vita is dead" thread is a joke.

This is getting a little ridiculous, especially considering the thread was (eventually) locked...

Unless I'm mistaken, this happened a week ago. Why is it rustling your jimmies today?

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #37712 on:** January 27, 2013, 09:25:05 AM »

Quote from: Atramental on January 27, 2013, 12:36:47 AM

More dick satellites for planet Leeness? Bwhahaha!

edit: But seriously, those guys are barking up the wrong tree. Big time.

*jots down note*

"dick....satellite..."

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #37713 on:** January 27, 2013, 10:13:31 AM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on January 27, 2013, 03:47:36 AM

I meet awesome people at parties all the time.

Also, every thread with Leeness has some thirsty GAFers in it.

A year ago, I was a big contributor to the first Real Pic January thread. Things got pretty thirsty occasionally, especially towards H Protagonist, but it was mostly kept in check. This year seems a lot worse. Way too much simping, and dudes trying their low-level e-game, while the girls just laugh it off.

wtf is low level e game?

Broseidon · « **Reply #37714 on:** January 27, 2013, 11:30:21 AM »

I9 is the hottest Real Pic-er #TRUFAX

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #37715 on:** January 27, 2013, 11:35:06 AM »

the only girl that i've seen worthy of such attention is h.pro

Atramental · « **Reply #37716 on:** January 27, 2013, 12:20:37 PM »

I'd say that no girls on GAF are worthy of that sort of attention.

/says the guy who thinks he's a solid 7

headwalk · « **Reply #37717 on:** January 27, 2013, 12:22:53 PM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on January 27, 2013, 03:47:36 AM

I meet awesome people at parties all the time.

Also, every thread with Leeness has some thirsty GAFers in it.

A year ago, I was a big contributor to the first Real Pic January thread. Things got pretty thirsty occasionally, especially towards H Protagonist, but it was mostly kept in check. This year seems a lot worse. Way too much simping, and dudes trying their low-level e-game, while the girls just laugh it off.

at least slayven is actually black.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #37718 on:** January 27, 2013, 12:27:29 PM »

A forum is always better with more females on it. So, might as well make them feel welcome.

Atramental · « **Reply #37719 on:** January 27, 2013, 12:33:23 PM »

I too have that suspicion.

But I think it was a very brief and rather dull boning.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #37720 on:** January 27, 2013, 12:41:44 PM »

Must be nice to have message board groupies.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #37721 on:** January 27, 2013, 12:55:20 PM »

shanshan310 also seems to be a rather pretty girl.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #37722 on:** January 27, 2013, 01:19:33 PM »

Is shira a girl? I don't think he/she has ever laughed.

parallax · « **Reply #37723 on:** January 27, 2013, 01:45:36 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on January 27, 2013, 12:36:47 AM

More dick satellites for planet Leeness? Bwhahaha!

edit: But seriously, those guys are barking up the wrong tree. Big time.

dick satellites. fantastic.

and what do you mean by barking up the wrong tree?

Quote from: headwalk on January 27, 2013, 12:22:53 PM

Quote from: AWESOM-O on January 27, 2013, 03:47:36 AM
I meet awesome people at parties all the time.

Also, every thread with Leeness has some thirsty GAFers in it.

A year ago, I was a big contributor to the first Real Pic January thread. Things got pretty thirsty occasionally, especially towards H Protagonist, but it was mostly kept in check. This year seems a lot worse. Way too much simping, and dudes trying their low-level e-game, while the girls just laugh it off.

at least slayven is actually black.

what does slay have to do with anything?

Atramental · « **Reply #37724 on:** January 27, 2013, 01:59:02 PM »

Quote from: parallax on January 27, 2013, 01:45:36 PM

Quote from: Atramental on January 27, 2013, 12:36:47 AM
More dick satellites for planet Leeness? Bwhahaha!

edit: But seriously, those guys are barking up the wrong tree. Big time.

dick satellites. fantastic.

and what do you mean by barking up the wrong tree?

She has some type of personality disorder.

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #37725 on:** January 27, 2013, 02:04:05 PM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on January 27, 2013, 12:50:35 PM

HPro got engaged IRL, much to the disappointment of dozens of GAFers.

She was pretty cute in a nerd girl kind of way.

Still gaffers reaction to any women poster is kind of annoying.

Atramental · « **Reply #37726 on:** January 27, 2013, 03:26:18 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=46952103&postcount=1658

nudemacusers · « **Reply #37727 on:** January 27, 2013, 03:55:32 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on January 27, 2013, 01:59:02 PM

Quote from: parallax on January 27, 2013, 01:45:36 PM
Quote from: Atramental on January 27, 2013, 12:36:47 AM
More dick satellites for planet Leeness? Bwhahaha!

edit: But seriously, those guys are barking up the wrong tree. Big time.

dick satellites. fantastic.

and what do you mean by barking up the wrong tree?
She has some type of personality disorder.

So what you're saying is that I can save her with my love.

parallax · « **Reply #37728 on:** January 27, 2013, 04:00:21 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on January 27, 2013, 01:59:02 PM

Quote from: parallax on January 27, 2013, 01:45:36 PM
Quote from: Atramental on January 27, 2013, 12:36:47 AM
More dick satellites for planet Leeness? Bwhahaha!

edit: But seriously, those guys are barking up the wrong tree. Big time.

dick satellites. fantastic.

and what do you mean by barking up the wrong tree?
She has some type of personality disorder.

You think that the thirsty few give a damn about her problems? A little attention and she could be mentally impaired as long as she's cute

Atramental · « **Reply #37729 on:** January 27, 2013, 04:03:14 PM »

Yeah, you're right. They probably don't give a damn.

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #37730 on:** January 27, 2013, 04:10:46 PM »

Quote from: parallax on January 27, 2013, 04:00:21 PM

Quote from: Atramental on January 27, 2013, 01:59:02 PM
Quote from: parallax on January 27, 2013, 01:45:36 PM
Quote from: Atramental on January 27, 2013, 12:36:47 AM
More dick satellites for planet Leeness? Bwhahaha!

edit: But seriously, those guys are barking up the wrong tree. Big time.

dick satellites. fantastic.

and what do you mean by barking up the wrong tree?
She has some type of personality disorder.

You think that the thirsty few give a damn about her problems? A little attention and she could be mentally impaired as long as she's cute

Those are the best kind.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #37731 on:** January 27, 2013, 04:43:23 PM »

Israel thread is pretty bad. Esquire throwing anti-semite around, allowed to post, this Teva dude calling people who talk of arab jews as a marginalized group propagandists. It's good to see moderation is asleep at the wheel when there is actually modding to be done.