The Official Psychoanalysis GAF Thread

[Timber]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=47445018&postcount=139

He can't be real. I hope he's real.

[Squiddy]

There are grown men idolizing cartoon ponies on GAF.

Think about that for a second.

[Joe Molotov]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=48099341&postcount=216

I think someone is a little too lonely.

Dude, if you were artistic enough to draw actual girls you could masturbate over.

That'd be seriously messed up.

Artistic incest.

[Steve Youngblood]

There are grown men idolizing cartoon ponies on GAF.

Think about that for a second.

There are grown men on GAF who spend hours of every day playing video games.  To be sure, there's a hierarchy of dignity, but if you're on GAF to begin with, dignity is likely exotic cuisine to your brain's taste buds anyway.

You tell 'em, Oscar. Man, I'd hate to be one of those losers you're talking about.

[Steve Youngblood]

We are all losers.  I mean, except Cormac.  And probably Lager cuz man that penis.

That's what makes it funny when we call out other loser groups for being losers.  It's like we're trying to make ourselves feel better about having a really stupid waste-of-time/money/life hobby by pointing out others who have a slightly more stupid one.

I agree. I was just going for lame, self-deprecating irony.

[Shadow Mod]

You live in a trash can, we're all better than you.

[Shaka Khan]

We are all losers.  I mean, except Cormac.  And probably Lager cuz man that penis.

That's what makes it funny when we call out other loser groups for being losers.  It's like we're trying to make ourselves feel better about having a really stupid waste-of-time/money/life hobby by pointing out others who have a slightly more stupid one.

Well there are tiers in loserdom. For example, Toysoldier and I can't be on the same level, can we?

[Squiddy]

We are all losers.  I mean, except Cormac.  And probably Lager cuz man that penis.

That's what makes it funny when we call out other loser groups for being losers.  It's like we're trying to make ourselves feel better about having a really stupid waste-of-time/money/life hobby by pointing out others who have a slightly more stupid one.

Playing the occasional game of Halo and posting about basketball and Breaking Bad is at least a few steps above being a grown man and posting about ponies.

We're all losers, but some people are fucking losers, you know?

note, i said "hours of games every day".  the occasional game of halo is what normal people do.  if you play video games every day, or play for hours more than a day or two a week, you aren't normal.  you're a fucking loser.  and one in denial, to boot, which is also sad.  i'll grant, it's probably more socially acceptable than being a ponyfucker, but neither one of you is getting the pretty girl on prom night, know what I'm saying?

Well, then none of us are gamer-looser-tier loosers, seeing as all we do is talk about games and not actually play them.

[Steve Youngblood]

loser.

 

[benjipwns]

I like this thread: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=515133

[Positive Touch]

you guys must be playing games all wrong because when i game i do it awesomely

[Lan]

eh, I don't see anything loserish about playing games. It's when you take it to an extreme and you base your personality around being a "gamer" that makes one a loser in my opinion. Since everyone plays games because of iOS and android, I don't think loser = games. Having a balanced view of games will prevent one from being a loser.

[Himu]

Though I have a Microsoft bias, the cognitive dissonance from sonytards in this thread is hilarious.

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=514843&page=7

Bububu windows 8 is failing and everything Ms touches bombs! Says....the guy...defending...Sony?

[MCD]

[FStop7]

"Kept you waiting, huh?"

[Purple Filth]

wth?

[Himu]

Someone suggested Demon's Souls 2 be developed by Team ICO on gaf. Were gaffers always this distinguished mentally-challenged or is it because I'm older?

[Momo]

Someone suggested Demon's Souls 2 be developed by Team ICO on gaf. Were gaffers always this distinguished mentally-challenged or is it because I'm older?

I have no idea why this is a distinguished mentally-challenged idea, please enlighten me

[MCD]

Cause Team Ico is still stuck developing a vaporware for a whole gen?

[Momo]

Cause Team Ico is still stuck developing a vaporware for a whole gen?

One would assume, as part of this suggestion that team ICO will staff correctly to get it done in a reasonable 2 - 3 year time frame?

[archnemesis]

If they could finish projects on time then they wouldn't be Team Ico. I also don't believe they would be a good choice for designing compelling combat and interesting online modes.

[Cerveza mas fina]

1. Team Ico should all be fired, no sane person would want them put in charge of a game they like

2. Opiate is a robot

[Don Flamenco]

Cause Team Ico is still stuck developing a vaporware for a whole gen?

One would assume, as part of this suggestion that team ICO will staff correctly to get it done in a reasonable 2 - 3 year time frame?

Internet logic.  similarly, all Xbox 720s are gonna launch with RROD because MS just doesn't know how to make hardware

[Momo]

I mean it's crazy how this shit becomes a meme. When Ueda is out the door the team will either be disbanded (they arent that many) or they will undergo changes to become more efficient or become a design team etc.

[Don Flamenco]

I mean it's crazy how this shit becomes a meme. When Ueda is out the door the team will either be disbanded (they arent that many) or they will undergo changes to become more efficient or become a design team etc.

Could be that. and maybe team ICO's personal games have a blank check so they can take all that time.  Demon's Souls 2 would have to be a much more focused effort. 

A lot of people on GAF act traumatized by every little mishap, as if the corp were a real person (like real, not legally a person) who hurt them badly and won't change their ways.   'cause that jock who stole the hot chick with glasses and a Mario t-shirt. 

[Don Flamenco]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=48116104&postcount=1559


If I were fubarduck (who I would've bet the farm was gay, but I guess not), I'd be a little freaked.  This chick has been posting this shit for like a year    

otoh, she is rich 

[brob]

it's pretty great watching the rabble whenever kadey posts something cray.

[recursivelyenumerable]

Cause Team Ico is still stuck developing a vaporware for a whole gen?

One would assume, as part of this suggestion that team ICO will staff correctly to get it done in a reasonable 2 - 3 year time frame?

Internet logic.  similarly, all Xbox 720s are gonna launch with RROD because MS just doesn't know how to make hardware

But it's a suggestion that was made on an internet forum; doesn't that put it under the scope where Internet logic applies from the start?

[Squiddy]

trab knows very well what she effect she's having 
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=48121281&postcount=1784

[Squiddy]

Has trab acquired dick satellites by this point? I haven't bothered to keep up with Real Pic or any of that shit.

Ask atramental 

[thisismyusername]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=48116104&postcount=1559


If I were fubarduck (who I would've bet the farm was gay, but I guess not), I'd be a little freaked.  This chick has been posting this shit for like a year    

otoh, she is rich 

I thought she was dicking markman?

[Atramental]

Has trab acquired dick satellites by this point? I haven't bothered to keep up with Real Pic or any of that shit.

Ask atramental 

I'm okay.

I'm okay.

[Squiddy]

By the looks of it, she got a pretty flat chest.
I guess that's a plus to most gaffers though 

[TakingBackSunday]

tits are overrated anyway

all about dem legs

[Shadow Mod]

All I know is I want trab's dick satellites and aguirre's dick satellites to collide into each other at rapid speeds.

[TakingBackSunday]

there's gotta be a phallus joke in that sentence somewhere

[Squiddy]

lawd at devo simpering

[Joe Molotov]

there's gotta be a phallus joke in that sentence somewhere

she wants them to spacedock 

SYMMETRICAL DOCKINGU!

[Lan]

All I know is I want trab's dick satellites and aguirre's dick satellites to collide into each other at rapid speeds.

I smell a hint of hateration.

 

[Lan]

By the looks of it, she got a pretty flat chest.
I guess that's a plus to most gaffers though 

too much duck face. I only duck face in private. 

[parallax]

By the looks of it, she got a pretty flat chest.
I guess that's a plus to most gaffers though 

too much duck face. I only duck face in private. 

...do go on.

[Sausage]

By the looks of it, she got a pretty flat chest.
I guess that's a plus to most gaffers though 

too much duck face. I only duck face in private. 

...do go on.

I think she means like in a sex kind of way

[Atramental]

Thus spake the sausage.

[Shaka Khan]

In that case how small is your boy, Lan?

[Shadow Mod]

What's with the meat trend on here.

[Lan]

yall men like dicks more than I do. wtf

[Broseidon]

What's not to like?

[Lan]

What's not to like?

I'm not talking about lion, dog, and bear dick.

[Broseidon]

Neither am I 

[Shaka Khan]

What's not to like?

I'm not talking about lion, dog, and bear dick.

Good god women, how do you even get an internet connection from whatever backwoods you come from?

[Lan]

What's not to like?

I'm not talking about lion, dog, and bear dick.

Good god women, how do you even get an internet connection from whatever backwoods you come from?

too much boobs combined with ass while having a small waist does that. But wait you are talking about internet connections.. um I have none   :'(

how you doing parallax?

[Shaka Khan]

I don't know why everyone is up on arms. I just think it's disgusting (whatever he is) is dabbling with.

Though I have a Microsoft bias, the cognitive dissonance from sonytards in this thread is hilarious.

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=514843&page=7

Bububu windows 8 is failing and everything Ms touches bombs! Says....the guy...defending...Sony?

GAF is even worse than I thought. I don't understand the point of arguing. To me games should be enjoyed and playing them doesn't make you a loser. Unless you play too much then you are loser. Sometimes I wonder if these people are even Christians.

[Lan]

lol

[Phoenix Dark]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=48137679#post48137679


Finally lol. I love em but jesus, he gets WAY to up and down about stuff. He paid $1000 for a Path Of Exile supporter pack...and then only played for a couple days when the open beta started. I just don't understand his behavior.

[Lan]

$1000? for a game? 

[nudemacusers]

That's almost a nice pair of shoes.

[Phoenix Dark]

$1000? for a game? 

Yup. It's a free-to-play game published by an independent developer, so they've asked for funding from fans; the least you can give is $10, most is $1000; you get various perks depending on how much you give, so if you give $1000 you get to design an item that appears in the game.

It's a great game and I plan on giving some money, but a grand? That's stupidity imo

[Shadow Mod]

$1000? for a game? 

I gotta echo this sentiment.

$1000? for a game? 

Yup. It's a free-to-play game published by an independent developer, so they've asked for funding from fans; the least you can give is $10, most is $1000; you get various perks depending on how much you give, so if you give $1000 you get to design an item that appears in the game.

It's a great game and I plan on giving some money, but a grand? That's stupidity imo

I see. Still 1000 bucks. Doesn't this guy also complain about not getting out much and with the opposite sex?

[Lan]

$1000? for a game? 

Yup. It's a free-to-play game published by an independent developer, so they've asked for funding from fans; the least you can give is $10, most is $1000; you get various perks depending on how much you give, so if you give $1000 you get to design an item that appears in the game.

It's a great game and I plan on giving some money, but a grand? That's stupidity imo

yeah... I can't see the appeal for spending a grand on anything that is a virtual item.  I would feel more comfortable if he spent that on adopting an African baby.

[Phoenix Dark]

Yoshi is actually a pretty regular looking guy, in fact he looks handsome (pause). He's posted pics of him partying with nice looking chicks (forgot what European country he's from).

Yet at the same time he is manically obsessed with videogame binges, plus his love for a male StarCraft 2 professional player borders on the insane