Author Topic: 3DS Discussion Thread (Read 164131 times)

bork · « **Reply #360 on:** June 19, 2011, 11:42:31 AM »

Picked up Zelda. The local Best Buy is one of, if not the biggest/busiest stores in Atlanta. They recently moved to a new storespace...the 3DS section was microscopic and they didn't have the game on shelves yet. I found someone else looking for it who said that a clerk was checking the back. He came out with a whopping TWO copies available, lol.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #361 on:** June 19, 2011, 11:44:39 AM »

Quote from: Oblivion on June 18, 2011, 07:24:20 PM

Are you gonna try OoT 3DS patel?

yeah, I'm really looking forward to playing it

he said in 1998

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #362 on:** June 19, 2011, 12:02:40 PM »

Fuck where's my old Zelda cartridge! My plane leaves in 4 hours and it's buried somewhere in the basement. Fuuuuu there goes my retro gaming plans

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #363 on:** June 19, 2011, 12:10:29 PM »

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on June 19, 2011, 12:05:01 PM

Quote from: Stringer Bell on June 19, 2011, 10:10:59 AM
You're not preaching to the choir. Even I'm not buying a 3ds for OoT.

Uh, wouldn't this mean he is, in fact, preaching to the choir?

read a book himu

a book

not a manga

not a manga
or an anime
but a book, Himu
a fucking book, Himu

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Himu · « **Reply #364 on:** June 19, 2011, 12:10:52 PM »

whoops

that's what i get for not drinking my morning tea

Himu · « **Reply #365 on:** June 19, 2011, 12:13:37 PM »

leave my manga out of this

cool breeze · « **Reply #366 on:** June 19, 2011, 01:09:00 PM »

I picked it up earlier. Registered it and got the soundtrack. Dumped it in my closet where it sits until I can play it next week :'(

I don't know why I was expecting a gold cart. Would have been a neat touch.

SantaC · « **Reply #367 on:** June 19, 2011, 01:39:30 PM »

i get a 3DS when there is a new castlevania coming out for it. I really thought it would be revealed for E3 though.

magus · « **Reply #368 on:** June 19, 2011, 01:59:00 PM »

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But that doesn't change the fact that you don't like Zelda, if you're going to complain about hitting switches to solve puzzles.

well let's do like umineko and turn the board
does anybody here thinks "oh my god this is so awesome!" everytime he breaks a cracked wall? hit a switch with the boomerang? use the grappling hook to go whenever they have to go?

was the best bit of the skyward sword demonstration the one where links hit a switch with his newfangled bug item?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #369 on:** June 19, 2011, 02:14:27 PM »

Quote from: magus on June 19, 2011, 01:59:00 PM

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But that doesn't change the fact that you don't like Zelda, if you're going to complain about hitting switches to solve puzzles.

does anybody here thinks "oh my god this is so awesome!" everytime he breaks a cracked wall? hit a switch with the boomerang? use the grappling hook to go whenever they have to go?

i do, better that than a cutscene or story dialogue moment

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #370 on:** June 19, 2011, 02:26:27 PM »

sorry for my posts last night I was drunk

that said I went to get the game today but it wasn't at wal mart, they got no copies

Corporal · « **Reply #371 on:** June 19, 2011, 05:22:10 PM »

A friend told me that they have not fixed this.

Please, someone tell me he's a dirty poopyheaded liar.

Himu · « **Reply #372 on:** June 19, 2011, 05:57:59 PM »

Haha you must be joking.

magus · « **Reply #373 on:** June 19, 2011, 06:38:25 PM »

truly the greatest game of all time

Diunx · « **Reply #374 on:** June 19, 2011, 06:51:32 PM »

Quote from: The Worst Poster Ever on June 19, 2011, 02:26:27 PM

sorry for my posts last night I was drunk

that said I went to get the game today but it wasn't at wal mart, they got no copies

Loser

naff · « **Reply #375 on:** June 19, 2011, 07:01:08 PM »

If you guys were really true Nintendo fans you would read everything that Owl had to say and relish it, then choose consciously to read it again so you can fully absorb the fine prose Miyamoto crafted all those years ago

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #376 on:** June 19, 2011, 10:14:04 PM »

Quote from: AdmiralViscen on June 19, 2011, 09:09:48 AM

So glad I didn't buy this piece of shit x 100

I got the 3DS, Zelda, and Ghost Recon for $240 at Target. Had some gift cards that were like $65 or so.

roflmao

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #377 on:** June 19, 2011, 10:33:20 PM »

I had $225 worth of reward points on my card, plus gift cards.

Was very difficult to pick a second game. Hardware is shoddy. Tech doesnt work well. Dirty poors stay away, it is not worth it.

Nintendosbooger · « **Reply #378 on:** June 19, 2011, 10:41:31 PM »

Quote from: AdmiralViscen on June 19, 2011, 10:33:20 PM

I had $225 worth of reward points on my card, plus gift cards.

Was very difficult to pick a second game. Hardware is shoddy. Tech doesnt work well. Dirty poors stay away, it is not worth it.

You're a troll and you're full of shit.

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #379 on:** June 19, 2011, 10:45:15 PM »

Do i need to take a picture of the game?

Nintendosbooger · « **Reply #380 on:** June 19, 2011, 10:47:55 PM »

Quote from: AdmiralViscen on June 19, 2011, 10:45:15 PM

Do i need to take a picture of the game?

You can take 30 pictures for all I care. Doesn't change my accusation.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #381 on:** June 19, 2011, 10:49:29 PM »

the hardware *is* shoddy -- the hinges loosen and break easily, and the battery life is embarrassed by the original psp -- and the 3d tech seems to only REALLY work for an ascetic set of true nintendo faithful, while the rest of us feel our retinae detach and our temples implode. it is distressing the lengths that obese ninpoors will go in order to justify squandering their snack cake and sugar water budget on this turdware

Himu · « **Reply #382 on:** June 19, 2011, 10:53:00 PM »

even ds games last 5 hours on the machine. pathetic.

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #383 on:** June 19, 2011, 10:56:20 PM »

I cant believe the main menu interface they came up with. This is 2011. The shop is even worse.

2gb non-micro card
Hinge is loose
3 different colors and texures in the body
Big panel gaps
Harsh edges all over
No capacitivr screen
Horrible resolution with jumbo black border and 3d logo in your face at all times
Not even a fucking rectangle, why is the top half a mushroom cap

Worst of all the screen has a 1-degree field of view in 3d mode. And doesnt work if there is even a little glare. People buy handhelds to play on trains and shit man. This tech is not ready for prime time.

I do love oot though

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #384 on:** June 19, 2011, 10:59:23 PM »

top screen scratches, too, when it is closed, partly due to the shitty hinges but ALSO due to crappy mold design and craftsmanship

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #385 on:** June 19, 2011, 11:00:44 PM »

Fuck i forgot about that, it was part of the reason i was waiting for a revision. Does nintendo swap those via warranty? Should i Get a screen protector or does that ruin 3d also?

Nintendosbooger · « **Reply #386 on:** June 19, 2011, 11:01:15 PM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on June 19, 2011, 10:49:29 PM

the hardware *is* shoddy -- the hinges loosen and break easily, and the battery life is embarrassed by the original psp -- and the 3d tech seems to only REALLY work for an ascetic set of true nintendo faithful, while the rest of us feel our retinae detach and our temples implode. it is distressing the lengths that obese ninpoors will go in order to justify squandering their snack cake and sugar water budget on this turdware

Hey, Sunshine, the PSP is $100 less than the 3DS. Nintendo fans would be flocking for the cheaper handheld if they truly let their wallets dictate their gaming taste, now wouldn't they?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #387 on:** June 19, 2011, 11:01:48 PM »

no, it has a sony badge on it. that's like putting tits in front of fistful -- you couldn't PAY them to touch it

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #388 on:** June 19, 2011, 11:02:05 PM »

They let iwata dictate their gaming tastes from a corporate boardroom. He prints money!

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #389 on:** June 19, 2011, 11:58:57 PM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on June 19, 2011, 11:01:48 PM

no, it has a sony badge on it. that's like putting tits in front of fistful -- you couldn't PAY them to touch it

The Sceneman · « **Reply #390 on:** June 20, 2011, 12:17:54 AM »

I see the game has a score of 94 on Metacritic. I literally felt nauseous after seeing it

Nintendosbooger · « **Reply #391 on:** June 20, 2011, 12:55:56 AM »

Quote from: dcharlie on June 20, 2011, 12:46:47 AM

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Hey, Sunshine, the PSP is $100 less than the 3DS. Nintendo fans would be flocking for the cheaper handheld if they truly let their wallets dictate their gaming taste, now wouldn't they?

semi-serious: Given you aren't interested in replaying old games and aren't interested in outdated tech i assume you are skipping the 3ds? at least for now right?

I'll get the 3DS eventually, once its library expands. But I've expressed my strong interest in the PS Vita on the Sony E3 thread, and will probably end up getting that before the 3DS. The lack of video output on the Vita initially turned me off to that likelihood, but it showcased enough features and potential to convince me to disregard that shortcoming for now.

T-Short · « **Reply #392 on:** June 20, 2011, 02:49:21 AM »

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on June 19, 2011, 11:29:52 PM

I also don't really notice things like colour and texture blending because I'm not gay.

maxy · « **Reply #393 on:** June 20, 2011, 04:30:15 AM »

UK

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1. Zumba Fitness (505 Games)
2. The Legend of Zelda: OCarina of Time 3D
3. Duke Nukem Forever (2K Games)
4. LA Noire (Rockstar)
5. Brink (Bethesda)

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Week one sales of the new Zelda nearly beat the lifetime sales of 3DS top seller Pilotwings Resort. In total around one in five 3DS owners bought the new adventure game over the weekend.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #394 on:** June 20, 2011, 04:48:22 AM »

No one will care about it in a week.

Also ALMOST beating garbage like Pilotwings (lifetime) isn't exactly amazing. Low expectation motherfuckers.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #395 on:** June 20, 2011, 06:09:24 AM »

I just mean it will drop from the chart, it will remain the best selling 3DS game for eons yes

pilonv1 · « **Reply #396 on:** June 20, 2011, 07:41:41 AM »

Yeah I figured you meant the all formats chart.

Oblivion · « **Reply #397 on:** June 20, 2011, 02:27:24 PM »

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on June 20, 2011, 12:20:20 AM

quality games causing you nausea would actually explain a lot about your gaming habits

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #398 on:** June 20, 2011, 06:27:20 PM »

I'm nominating Oscar for icon if given the chance.

chronovore · « **Reply #399 on:** June 20, 2011, 09:53:24 PM »

http://www.gamesindustry.biz/articles/2011-06-20-zumba-fitness-denies-zelda-uk-number-one

pilonv1 · « **Reply #400 on:** June 21, 2011, 01:24:15 AM »

http://kotaku.com/5813712/nintendo-believes-the-3ds-two-big-problems-have-been-fixed

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"When we launched, we had a fantastic day one and a very strong week one," he said during our recent interview. "We talked to consumers. Consumers were highly satisfied with the device. They loved the built-in applications. They loved the game experiences. We had high levels of awareness. We had high levels of intent-to-purchase.

"But when we started talking to consumers who were aware or interested, but hadn't yet bought, they told us two things: first, I need a big Nintendo franchise for our purchase. The second thing was I need the network to be up. I need the connected experiences to be there."

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #401 on:** June 21, 2011, 01:27:41 AM »

"Hey, guys, we got Zelda and the e-store up and running! So go out and buy a 3DS, okay? Please, just buy one, that's all we need right now, just one. Oh God, we're losing so much money..."

Diunx · « **Reply #402 on:** June 21, 2011, 12:08:13 PM »

Overprice and overrated N64 ports and a shitty e-store? you can check those boxes!

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #403 on:** June 21, 2011, 12:49:43 PM »

the game is okay. but holy shit the controls are so bad. just got into hyrule city and the controls are even worse

nintenbots always said the worst thing about the PSP was that no one wants to play long console games on a handheld then what the fuck is their excuse for this shitty game. nothing is short. cutscenes are 5 minutes long of unskippable babble by some elves and distinguished mentally-challenged fellows. you have to spend 10 minutes running in a forest made of 5 polygons while skeletons that look like elves (aka pallete swaps) attack you. its just not fun nor portable.

yet it gets 5/5 stars

bork · « **Reply #404 on:** June 21, 2011, 01:00:01 PM »

There's nothing wrong with the controls.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #405 on:** June 21, 2011, 01:04:36 PM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on June 19, 2011, 10:49:29 PM

the hardware *is* shoddy -- the hinges loosen and break easily, and the battery life is embarrassed by the original psp -- and the 3d tech seems to only REALLY work for an ascetic set of true nintendo faithful, while the rest of us feel our retinae detach and our temples implode. it is distressing the lengths that obese ninpoors will go in order to justify squandering their snack cake and sugar water budget on this turdware

rofl

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #406 on:** June 21, 2011, 01:04:47 PM »

Yes there is. It suffers from PSP-ism. Note I havent played this game before so i'm not coming in with nostalgia coated eyes. I see the game for what it really is. Clunky and messy. The controls are horrible. In teh first dungeon when you crawl out that vent the camer has Resident Evil 1 like camera lock and you can't swing the camera, so I literally ran off the ledge because I couldnt see where Zelda was going and had to re run the dungeon.

It's also a clusterfuck to try to change who youre targeting if theres more than one enemy on the screen. Lock on targetting is also janky as fuck as it seems sometimes it'll work and other times not.

Why can't Zelda hold his shield up and attack at the same time? Or why can't you hold the shield button down and then ahve him attack? you have to let go of the shield button then hit the sword button. That's ridiculous and bad game design.

this is not even getting into the fact that everyone in Zeldas village is a homosexual and how theyre all afraid to enter the vagina analague that is the Great Dookie Tree Dungeon.

bork · « **Reply #407 on:** June 21, 2011, 01:36:16 PM »

Yeah, I barely played it on N64 myself. Doesn't matter- it controls just fine. That's not one of this game's problems.

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Why can't Zelda hold his shield up and attack at the same time?

Why would Zelda hold up Link's shield and attack?

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #408 on:** June 21, 2011, 01:52:45 PM »

I think he's trolling.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #409 on:** June 21, 2011, 01:56:02 PM »

I'm not trolling. I just went from paying Alice to this, and Alice felt and controled way better.

Also I meant it that you can't hold R and Hit A to attack, you have to drop R then hit A. it's messy.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #410 on:** June 21, 2011, 01:56:19 PM »

And if i'm falling off random cliffs because the camera will not budge from it's bullshit presentation view then it's broken. sorry.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #411 on:** June 21, 2011, 01:59:55 PM »

i aint trollin

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #412 on:** June 21, 2011, 02:06:46 PM »

that is not the hand of a black man

demi · « **Reply #413 on:** June 21, 2011, 02:08:03 PM »

its the hand of a fatty though

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #414 on:** June 21, 2011, 02:08:22 PM »

not my pic

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #415 on:** June 21, 2011, 02:09:20 PM »

hahahaha

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #416 on:** June 21, 2011, 02:23:56 PM »

another bullshit:

saving in hyrule castle teleported me back to links gay house

tiesto · « **Reply #417 on:** June 21, 2011, 02:25:19 PM »

The only game announced that I have any interest on 3DS is the tri-Ace game... every time I play it in the store, I have to turn off the 3D effect else my retinas want to explode. What a shitty, overpriced piece of hardware, and I was a big fan of the original DS.

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #418 on:** June 21, 2011, 02:47:27 PM »

Don't forget the awesome engineering where the lower screen scratches the top screen

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #419 on:** June 21, 2011, 02:48:50 PM »

this game is god damn terrible. seriously. stealth action sequences that force you to run way the fuck back if you get caught? why cant I just knock out the guards with my sword?

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