Author Topic: Pallando will return in "Never Say Never Again" (Read 1321463 times)

etiolate · « **Reply #120 on:** August 13, 2011, 03:19:47 AM »

One is Asian

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #121 on:** August 13, 2011, 03:21:31 AM »

None of them went to Berkeley. I don't see how going to Berkeley has anything to do with this. Plenty of liberal and conservative people that go to that school...

Himu · « **Reply #122 on:** August 13, 2011, 03:28:05 AM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on August 13, 2011, 03:10:07 AM

Bebpo, if you go see a therapist, make sure you tell them about the cosplaying, and show them pics too. I personally would proscribe killing a deer with your bare hands to get over that shit.

And cg- that's awesome for you, but here in the South women are more traditional, stupid and lame and thus more likely to want to have those little fucking things clutching at their skirts and shit. Two of my exes just had kids, and one of them was seriously awesome enough to stay with if she wasn't always bringing up the "I want kids!" bullshit.

Your problem right here buddy

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #123 on:** August 13, 2011, 03:36:30 AM »

Oh I thought Berkley was liberal.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #124 on:** August 13, 2011, 03:42:14 AM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on August 13, 2011, 02:43:48 AM

Bebpo, your main problem in life is that you're a (I'm assuming on the age here) 30 year old lawyer who fucking cosplays. Of course you don't know shit about women. If you did, you'd know you gotta play it like Fonzie... and what's Fonzie like, motherfuckers? That's right. Fonzie is COOL. Fonzie isn't gonna be all over some girl within the first couple of weeks/months of dating her. No, he's gonna say "Heeeeeyyyy" a lot and occasionally be unavailable. That and a motorcycle will make her want to fuck him; you dressing like a fey woman-man-thing just doesn't have the same draw, I'm afraid.

Its good to see that Fonzie can still be used as an example in 2011!

etiolate · « **Reply #125 on:** August 13, 2011, 03:45:07 AM »

berkeley is liberal but its also got a lot of conservative law students

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #126 on:** August 13, 2011, 03:48:24 AM »

I think California, I think liberal. I think world renown university in America not called Harvard, I think liberal. Hence I hear of a world renown university in California, I think wow that place must be liberal^2.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #127 on:** August 13, 2011, 04:09:28 AM »

Bebpo the impression I get is that you just need more human interaction irl, hang out with dudes etc.

chronovore · « **Reply #128 on:** August 13, 2011, 04:34:48 AM »

Quote from: Fresh Prince on August 13, 2011, 03:36:30 AM

Oh I thought Berkley was liberal.

Berkeley used to be liberal. Now it's faux liberal.

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #129 on:** August 13, 2011, 05:01:21 AM »

It's the place all Asian high-schoolers aspire to go to because it's a "good college" regardless of what their actual interests are.

BlackMage · « **Reply #130 on:** August 13, 2011, 08:08:50 PM »

I'm staying away from this god damn thread

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #131 on:** August 13, 2011, 10:00:35 PM »

Yes stay away. So far the most contentious issue is whether Berkley is liberal.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #132 on:** August 13, 2011, 10:40:56 PM »

never been in a relationship

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #133 on:** August 13, 2011, 10:46:37 PM »

it's ANNIVERSARY DAY for prole. 14 years with MISSUS PROLE. why she hasn't slipped arsenic into my beverage remains unknown.

here's how we met: she was hanging out in my dorm room with her sister and a bunch of my pals. i thought she was mega-cute, but i was bein' my usual pompous, absorbed self because that's what i do. i said "fools, i am going to go to best buy. who's in?" she and the dorm goober said "yes." here's what i did NOT do: act cutesey, or clever, or smarty, or anything other than myself as i act around my friends -- because at that point in my schizophrenic dating existence, i did not care to feign any other persona than my comfortable mildly misanthropic, slightly combative one. also i wanted a new hard drive. i talked to her as i would any new-ish person to my circle: friendly, a little standoffish and dismissive, and fakely apologetic for my naughty, naughty language. the goober was crushing on her and sucking up, and it was creepy, so i riffed on him a fair bit, wanting him to stop NOT because i cared if he somehow succeeded, but because it was PAINFUL -- and it looked like it was painful to her, too. we came back, i ignored her and talked shop. a week later, her sister asked me what i thought of her, and i said "hot" and she said "she's interested in you" and i approached her and dating and then a year later MARRIAGE and HAW HAW FOURTEEN YEARS, BOY DID SHE GET CHUMPED.

i'm just kiddin'. it's been a great fourteen years <3 <3 <3 mrs. prole <3 <3 <3

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #134 on:** August 13, 2011, 10:48:35 PM »

BUT THEN YOU HAD A CHILD

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #135 on:** August 13, 2011, 10:51:09 PM »

Himu · « **Reply #136 on:** August 13, 2011, 10:52:48 PM »

for the record, prole's facebook posts on his daughter make really want to be a father some day

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #137 on:** August 13, 2011, 10:55:37 PM »

I'M SURE SHE'LL TAKE AFTER HER MOTHER. CONGRATULATIONS ON 14 YEARS MR & MRS PROLE

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #138 on:** August 13, 2011, 10:58:42 PM »

Did you make a hard drive/floppy joke?

Sometimes I think I'll get married by some women who is smarter than I am. Then we will have a daughter that is smarter than both of us and argue her way out of anything. And a son who wants to do something stupid like be a poet. Then I think that can't happen.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #139 on:** August 14, 2011, 03:07:10 AM »

I have yet to meet a woman smarter than I am.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #140 on:** August 14, 2011, 03:18:30 AM »

I went on a date and was told I only needed to see Inception only once because I was that smart. Can you beat that?

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #141 on:** August 14, 2011, 05:39:08 AM »

Congrats Prole!

Quote from: Stringer Bell on August 13, 2011, 10:52:48 PM

for the record, prole's facebook posts on his daughter make really want to be a father some day

Have to agree here. Prole has the best posts about his kid, partly because he knows how to right and partly because there is something to write about.

Some of the other kid posts on my FB make me cringe.

BlackMage · « **Reply #142 on:** August 14, 2011, 08:33:59 AM »

Prole never accepted my friend request so fuck yall

tiesto · « **Reply #143 on:** August 14, 2011, 11:04:18 AM »

Quote from: mojovonio on August 14, 2011, 09:57:18 AM

Met a girl, she seems really cool. Fucking cute too. But she's a bit of a weeboo.

I may be on the market again soon, so in that case, send her my way

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #144 on:** August 14, 2011, 11:48:08 AM »

Quote from: BlackMage on August 14, 2011, 08:33:59 AM

Prole never accepted my friend request so fuck yall

bitch if you want me to accept you need to call out who you are on evilbore in the invite! i.e. "HEY cigarillo THIS IS BLACKMAGE"

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #145 on:** August 14, 2011, 01:08:05 PM »

That is pretty weabo but she does have nice eyes.

BlackMage · « **Reply #146 on:** August 14, 2011, 01:09:45 PM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on August 14, 2011, 11:48:08 AM

Quote from: BlackMage on August 14, 2011, 08:33:59 AM
Prole never accepted my friend request so fuck yall

bitch if you want me to accept you need to call out who you are on evilbore in the invite! i.e. "HEY cigarillo THIS IS BLACKMAGE"

I've posted pics!

You've probably fapped to them at one point.

BlackMage · « **Reply #147 on:** August 14, 2011, 01:10:40 PM »

Quote from: mojovonio on August 14, 2011, 12:14:49 PM

Quote from: tiesto on August 14, 2011, 11:04:18 AM
Quote from: mojovonio on August 14, 2011, 09:57:18 AM
Met a girl, she seems really cool. Fucking cute too. But she's a bit of a weeboo.

I may be on the market again soon, so in that case, send her my way

oh, i'm keeping her.

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ugly earrings. NEXT

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #148 on:** August 14, 2011, 01:14:35 PM »

looks mighty fine to me, shame about the weeaboo though

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #149 on:** August 14, 2011, 01:18:13 PM »

The west has perfectly good apple drinks, I don't understand this.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #150 on:** August 14, 2011, 03:41:46 PM »

How many of those good apple drinks make you go kawaii~!! <(^_^<) <(^_^)> (>^_^)>* when you're drinking it?

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* - This is supposed to be part of the Haruhi dance

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etiolate · « **Reply #151 on:** August 14, 2011, 05:28:27 PM »

Actually, other than Martenelli's, I'm struggling to come up with good American apple drinks.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #152 on:** August 14, 2011, 05:32:38 PM »

That's okay she lives in Canada.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #153 on:** August 14, 2011, 08:28:25 PM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on August 13, 2011, 10:46:37 PM

it's ANNIVERSARY DAY for prole. 14 years with MISSUS PROLE. why she hasn't slipped arsenic into my beverage remains unknown.

here's how we met: she was hanging out in my dorm room with her sister and a bunch of my pals. i thought she was mega-cute, but i was bein' my usual pompous, absorbed self because that's what i do. i said "fools, i am going to go to best buy. who's in?" she and the dorm goober said "yes." here's what i did NOT do: act cutesey, or clever, or smarty, or anything other than myself as i act around my friends -- because at that point in my schizophrenic dating existence, i did not care to feign any other persona than my comfortable mildly misanthropic, slightly combative one. also i wanted a new hard drive. i talked to her as i would any new-ish person to my circle: friendly, a little standoffish and dismissive, and fakely apologetic for my naughty, naughty language. the goober was crushing on her and sucking up, and it was creepy, so i riffed on him a fair bit, wanting him to stop NOT because i cared if he somehow succeeded, but because it was PAINFUL -- and it looked like it was painful to her, too. we came back, i ignored her and talked shop. a week later, her sister asked me what i thought of her, and i said "hot" and she said "she's interested in you" and i approached her and dating and then a year later MARRIAGE and HAW HAW FOURTEEN YEARS, BOY DID SHE GET CHUMPED.

i'm just kiddin'. it's been a great fourteen years <3 <3 <3 mrs. prole <3 <3 <3

Day late, but congrats man!!

I too met my wife in college during sophomore year. I was hanging out with some people one night and ended up in her dorm room. Saw that she had awesome taste in movies and music and we started talking. I thought she was cool and kind of interested in her, but I was dating someone else at the time so we were just casual acquaintances. We didn't get together until after college when she was living in Seattle and I was going to graduate school 100 miles away. I ended up volunteering to take her to the airport so she could fly home to Nebraska for Thanksgiving in 2003 and I asked her on a date. We've been stuck with each other ever since.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #154 on:** August 14, 2011, 08:38:06 PM »

So who approached whom regarding pegging?

bork · « **Reply #155 on:** August 14, 2011, 08:44:39 PM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on August 14, 2011, 11:48:08 AM

Quote from: BlackMage on August 14, 2011, 08:33:59 AM
Prole never accepted my friend request so fuck yall

bitch if you want me to accept you need to call out who you are on evilbore in the invite! i.e. "HEY cigarillo THIS IS BLACKMAGE"

I've done this with MAF and also 1-2 Bore folk, and did not get accepted. :'(

lennedsay · « **Reply #156 on:** August 14, 2011, 08:46:23 PM »

Happy anniversary!!

Ours it at the end of the month so I'm trying to come up with gift ideas. Something brewing related probably.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #157 on:** August 14, 2011, 08:51:37 PM »

Engraved mash paddle.

lennedsay · « **Reply #158 on:** August 14, 2011, 09:06:21 PM »

He rigged up a mash ton from a plastic cooler. Maybe I can engrave a brass name plate for it.

Wish I could find a kegerator or a fridge we can mod into a kegerator.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #159 on:** August 14, 2011, 09:10:27 PM »

In Australia you can just use an old fridge and cornelius (corny) kegs- the ones used for soft drinks. Not sure how you 'muricans do it. If you buy him the equipment he should be able to put it together over a few weekends.

Not to suggest that you couldn't do it

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #160 on:** August 14, 2011, 09:19:54 PM »

has anyone here ever been in a chasing amy situation? it fuckin sucks

lennedsay · « **Reply #161 on:** August 14, 2011, 09:21:03 PM »

Quote from: Fresh Prince on August 14, 2011, 09:10:27 PM

In Australia you can just use an old fridge and cornelius (corny) kegs- the ones used for soft drinks. Not sure how you 'muricans do it. If you buy him the equipment he should be able to put it together over a few weekends.

Not to suggest that you couldn't do it

I just wouldn't want to

He would enjoy putting it together far more than I ever would.

I might look into it. We have been bottling only, so we have no kegging supplies at all. He'd enjoy it though.

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #162 on:** August 14, 2011, 09:22:20 PM »

Quote from: lyte edge on August 14, 2011, 08:44:39 PM

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on August 14, 2011, 11:48:08 AM
Quote from: BlackMage on August 14, 2011, 08:33:59 AM
Prole never accepted my friend request so fuck yall

bitch if you want me to accept you need to call out who you are on evilbore in the invite! i.e. "HEY cigarillo THIS IS BLACKMAGE"

I've done this with MAF and also 1-2 Bore folk, and did not get accepted. :'(

We've all seen the pictures of your nerd den.

bork · « **Reply #163 on:** August 14, 2011, 09:48:04 PM »

Quote from: EmCeeGrammar on August 14, 2011, 09:22:20 PM

Quote from: lyte edge on August 14, 2011, 08:44:39 PM
Quote from: Van Cruncheon on August 14, 2011, 11:48:08 AM
Quote from: BlackMage on August 14, 2011, 08:33:59 AM
Prole never accepted my friend request so fuck yall

bitch if you want me to accept you need to call out who you are on evilbore in the invite! i.e. "HEY cigarillo THIS IS BLACKMAGE"

I've done this with MAF and also 1-2 Bore folk, and did not get accepted. :'(

We've all seen the pictures of your nerd den.

I moved to an apartment. No more nerd den. :'(

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I have a smaller nerd room now.

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tiesto · « **Reply #164 on:** August 16, 2011, 09:09:03 AM »

Lately, I feel like my g/f has been blowing me off.. told me she had a headache Friday nite, and on Saturday she didn't want to come with me to my friend's BBQ because her aunt was in town (she was in town for the past week) and she was gonna go to the beach with her. I think I am gonna be having a "talk" very soon. $:-\$

Then again, this may be a good thing. Electric Zoo is in 3 weeks and what better time to be single?

skanky drugged-out EDM chicks

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #165 on:** August 16, 2011, 09:25:40 AM »

Well wasn't she holding you back anyway?

etiolate · « **Reply #166 on:** August 16, 2011, 06:15:16 PM »

was it her Aunt Flo?

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #167 on:** August 16, 2011, 07:56:44 PM »

Quote from: Billy Rygar on August 16, 2011, 06:44:36 PM

Married 5 years as of last month. My wife is the best. She works the real job so I can pursue my dream of being a wine importer.

Did she get her PE? I remember a while back you were saying that she was studying to take it.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #168 on:** August 18, 2011, 02:18:23 AM »

Quote from: Bebpo on August 12, 2011, 07:25:59 PM

Yeah, I am talking to people who date a lot: You guys!

I don't really have anyone to talk to in person. I have a very small circle of IRL friends who are all busy with their own gfs/jobs and I don't see them often and I have no co-workers or soccer club or college buddies to talk to. I have uh, me, myself, I, my EB buddies, and duckroll who lives in Singapore but we talk 24/7 and he's not really a women advice help person because of the whole culture over there being so different.

Dude, I just checked out your sweet sailing pictures over on FB. That's a perfect place to meet people.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #169 on:** August 18, 2011, 03:37:28 AM »

We're in the process of trying to make Lil' Gundam. I hope to have some good news soon.

Bildi · « **Reply #170 on:** August 18, 2011, 04:14:17 AM »

I went to lunch with a married girl today (she invited me), and I didn't even get invited to a threesome. You married people are the worst.

chronovore · « **Reply #171 on:** August 18, 2011, 10:58:42 AM »

Quote from: Bildi on August 18, 2011, 04:14:17 AM

I went to lunch with a married girl today (she invited me), and I didn't even get invited to a threesome. You married people are the worst.

You have been watching too much porno again.

Bildi · « **Reply #172 on:** August 18, 2011, 06:20:20 PM »

So..... you don't have threesomes with babysitters? Gawd, I'm never getting married.

chronovore · « **Reply #173 on:** August 18, 2011, 06:48:57 PM »

If you have two babysitters, you can get a threesome there, but then usually the "married" state fails soon thereafter. Apparently it's destructive to the condition.

BlackMage · « **Reply #174 on:** August 18, 2011, 07:35:21 PM »

i'm going on a date with a girl that messaged me on okcupid. I originally didn't want to because I thought I was done with the site, but she was pretty persistent. It's like calm down baby I know everyone wants a piece of the Grandmaster B but you got be patient, ho.

tiesto · « **Reply #175 on:** August 18, 2011, 08:02:27 PM »

I want to just cut my losses and move on... but now she wants me to hang out with her and her sister tomorrow... I want to break up in person but not with her sis around! Also she said she had a surprise for me when I close on my house (possibly next week)... I can't take a gift or anything. Sigh...

Himu · « **Reply #176 on:** August 18, 2011, 08:03:49 PM »

Wait two weeks

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #177 on:** August 18, 2011, 08:49:31 PM »

Quote from: tiesto on August 18, 2011, 08:02:27 PM

I want to just cut my losses and move on... but now she wants me to hang out with her and her sister tomorrow... I want to break up in person but not with her sis around! Also she said she had a surprise for me when I close on my house (possibly next week)... I can't take a gift or anything. Sigh...

I sorta feel bad for this girl, but you gotta do it.

tiesto · « **Reply #178 on:** August 18, 2011, 09:06:09 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on August 18, 2011, 08:49:31 PM

Quote from: tiesto on August 18, 2011, 08:02:27 PM
I want to just cut my losses and move on... but now she wants me to hang out with her and her sister tomorrow... I want to break up in person but not with her sis around! Also she said she had a surprise for me when I close on my house (possibly next week)... I can't take a gift or anything. Sigh...

I sorta feel bad for this girl, but you gotta do it.

I feel bad for her too, which makes it very hard. We'll see how it goes... I've broken up with girls and remained friends before so I dunno. She's a good, genuine person and I will be running into her again in the future, due to some mutual friends. So this means I'll be at a wedding next year with 2 of my exes in attendance $:-\$

Bildi · « **Reply #179 on:** August 18, 2011, 09:15:47 PM »

Quote from: BlackMage on August 18, 2011, 07:35:21 PM

i'm going on a date with a girl that messaged me on okcupid. I originally didn't want to because I thought I was done with the site, but she was pretty persistent. It's like calm down baby I know everyone wants a piece of the Grandmaster B but you got be patient, ho.

What you doing for your date?

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Author Topic: Pallando will return in "Never Say Never Again" (Read 1321463 times)