Author Topic: Pallando will return in "Never Say Never Again" (Read 1599343 times)

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #11100 on:** December 23, 2016, 02:12:07 PM »

Quote from: thisismyusername on December 23, 2016, 01:12:28 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 23, 2016, 01:11:16 PM
Buy her some pineapple juice

Doesn't that only work for men?

tiesto · « **Reply #11101 on:** December 23, 2016, 02:43:28 PM »

Quote from: Pallando on December 23, 2016, 01:24:44 PM

I never had any serious bodily function issues with Indian food. So anecdotally I don't know why it gets a bad rap.

Also, on our first date all she ate was chips and salsa. Makes me wonder if she's going to do something similar again.

She'll eat nothing but the pappadam...

Good luck, dude. This is it! As much as I absolutely LOVE Indian food, I would NOT recommend it for a first date. Too smelly, the oils get in your skin for a bit till you shower, and with the potential for shits.

Anyways, this morning was another case of me jumping the gun again... girl I like asked me to call her and set something up for next week, we'll be going out next Friday! No concrete ideas yet. Glad to see she still is interested...

FreeNudeLyleLanley · « **Reply #11102 on:** December 23, 2016, 02:46:29 PM »

Regardless of if it'll give you the shits or not it's quite possibly the least sexy food.

FreeNudeLyleLanley · « **Reply #11103 on:** December 23, 2016, 02:52:20 PM »

Quote from: Jack Remington on December 23, 2016, 02:50:36 PM

Indian is also the most delicious food.

It's up there but it definitely wouldn't be my choice for a pre-fuck meal with a new girl.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #11104 on:** December 23, 2016, 02:53:53 PM »

Smelly food isn't a problem if you're both having it

Himu · « **Reply #11105 on:** December 23, 2016, 03:34:48 PM »

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on December 23, 2016, 02:53:53 PM

Smelly food isn't a problem if you're both having it

Problem isn't smelly food. Problem is gas. Indian food makes you want to poop. And depending on the time allotted if it's her first time eating Indian, her gas might become painful. I ate Ethiopian food once and by the end of the night I thought my stomach was going to burst from gas. There's a high chance that she might not be feeling well due to gas and put off having sex with him because of it.

If you end up not getting laid because "I'm sorry but I'm not feeling too well, my tummy hurts" don't say I didn't warn you.

Beezy · « **Reply #11106 on:** December 23, 2016, 04:32:46 PM »

I hope Pallando doesn't seriously try to eat her asshole because of the last page.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #11107 on:** December 23, 2016, 04:41:00 PM »

I wouldn't mind eating a chick's ass I just barely know but I'm a deviant.

For the normies, definitely wait until after a few dates and especially only after she is freshly showered. You should also shower (maybe with her) so she can return the favor

Edit: Just ignore all the advice you just got in the past couple of pages and just focus on having a good time. You got this so there should be minimal stress on your part.

Himu · « **Reply #11108 on:** December 23, 2016, 04:44:34 PM »

Licking ass.

Having your ass licked

This coming from someone who just bought a 7 inch anal toy just the other month.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #11109 on:** December 23, 2016, 05:33:24 PM »

you're streets behind, Queen of Ice.

Eating ass been the wave for a couple years now

Himu · « **Reply #11110 on:** December 23, 2016, 05:37:46 PM »

I'd rather just be fingered and fucked there.

Why eat ass? What's the appeal?

Himu · « **Reply #11111 on:** December 23, 2016, 05:55:12 PM »

Anyways, I try to keep it sex positive even if something isn't my thing. If y'all gonna eat ass stop living like savages and buy a bidet. You can get a great one on Amazon or whatever for 50 woolongs. It will keep you and your lady/guy friends booty holes fresh and clean with lack of tearing during to not using harsh things like toilet paper.

A clean diet (limited meat, mostly green veggies) and a bidet will go a long way to proper a clean butt. Helpful for giving or receiving so that for the most part you're ready to get fucked....er...licked anally at any time.

You're welcome.

This is mine.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00A0RHSJO/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1482533900&sr=8-1&pi=SX200_QL40&keywords=bidet&dpPl=1&dpID=41eUnFDC1GL&ref=plSrch

Ring in a new year with anal sex!

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #11112 on:** December 23, 2016, 06:13:03 PM »

God I need a bidet but is that heated? I live on the mountain now and I don't think frigid well water would be my fave

Edit: reading, it seems like it pulls from the tank so it would probably at least be room temp

or maybe not idk but I might buy it

Himu · « **Reply #11113 on:** December 23, 2016, 06:17:46 PM »

Nah it has no heat option

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B016NTYQMY/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1482535012&sr=8-1&pi=SX200_QL40&keywords=bidet+heated+water&dpPl=1&dpID=31hJpbxwAeL&ref=plSrch

This has heated option apparently.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #11114 on:** December 23, 2016, 06:23:20 PM »

Come to think of it, I have an outlet basically behind the toilet, maybe I need me an electric version and step it up

Himu · « **Reply #11115 on:** December 23, 2016, 07:46:12 PM »

Too fancy for their own good? They have bidets that shoot up soapy water to clean your butt with so you can have a fresh and minty asshole each time you go. A hose ain't beating that. Why is fancy bad? Better than using tp. That luxurious high end anal experience.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #11116 on:** December 23, 2016, 09:10:59 PM »

There's been an awakening. Have you felt it?

Tasty · « **Reply #11117 on:** December 23, 2016, 09:13:50 PM »

Quote from: Queen of Ice on December 23, 2016, 04:44:34 PM

Licking ass.

Having your ass licked

This coming from someone who just bought a 7 inch anal toy just the other month.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #11118 on:** December 23, 2016, 10:01:10 PM »

palla bless up

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #11119 on:** December 23, 2016, 10:13:34 PM »

thisismyusername · « **Reply #11120 on:** December 23, 2016, 10:54:30 PM »

Quote from: 213372bu on December 23, 2016, 10:47:41 PM

Atra is going to come back as an ass-eating, S&M-loving fiend. Just wait for that Christmas Eve post.

The Bore is the devil, confirmed.

Huff · « **Reply #11121 on:** December 24, 2016, 01:29:26 AM »

came home from the bars

no response from pablo. hope that means you are getting your dick wet brother

El Babua · « **Reply #11122 on:** December 24, 2016, 01:32:22 AM »

He probably already nutted multiple times on her titties

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #11123 on:** December 24, 2016, 01:51:53 AM »

I'm guessing they did nothing but make out and watch Elf.

Boogie · « **Reply #11124 on:** December 24, 2016, 07:02:25 AM »

Quote from: Jack Remington on December 24, 2016, 01:53:49 AM

As funny as that would be, there's no way Pablo blew it tonight. He's been training for this his whole life.

It's 2016, bro. Can't fake anything for granted.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #11125 on:** December 24, 2016, 07:48:32 AM »

rip palla

Rufus · « **Reply #11126 on:** December 24, 2016, 08:26:26 AM »

She moved to Bahrain?

Atramental · « **Reply #11127 on:** December 24, 2016, 10:19:19 AM »

I'm alive.

We fucked twice.

More details to come soon.

Boogie · « **Reply #11128 on:** December 24, 2016, 10:20:30 AM »

Edit: nevermind!

Of course your update shows up at the end of a page.

'Atta boy!

2016 loosens its grasp. We're all gonna make it, brehs.

D3RANG3D · « **Reply #11129 on:** December 24, 2016, 10:22:09 AM »

Atramental · « **Reply #11130 on:** December 24, 2016, 10:22:59 AM »

Quote from: Pallando on December 24, 2016, 10:19:19 AM

I'm alive.

We fucked twice.

More details to come soon.

Quoting for new page.

Rufus · « **Reply #11131 on:** December 24, 2016, 10:24:35 AM »

demi · « **Reply #11132 on:** December 24, 2016, 10:25:54 AM »

Now can you finally shut the fuck up about being a virgin? Thanks

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #11133 on:** December 24, 2016, 10:42:56 AM »

he's alive brehs, he did it

This thread finale>>>>>>>Lost's finale

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #11134 on:** December 24, 2016, 10:45:23 AM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #11135 on:** December 24, 2016, 10:46:15 AM »

Congrats. Now you know its not a big deal.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #11136 on:** December 24, 2016, 10:47:52 AM »

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on December 20, 2016, 06:36:13 PM

Pallo is finally going to get laid!
All that had to happen was:
Prince, Alan Rickman, David Bowie had to die. A white nationalist had to get elected to the white house.
A heavy price. Make it worth it Pallo.

two fucks for every day princess leia is in the ICU

thisismyusername · « **Reply #11137 on:** December 24, 2016, 11:04:05 AM »

Quote from: Pallando on December 24, 2016, 10:19:19 AM

I'm alive.

We fucked twice.

More details to come soon.

This just proves, if Rah changed his shitty attitude, he could probably attract women and get laid more.

FreeNudeLyleLanley · « **Reply #11138 on:** December 24, 2016, 11:27:20 AM »

Good bless america.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #11139 on:** December 24, 2016, 11:38:16 AM »

You entered a completely unfamiliar situation and within a week, with a dozen conflicting bits of advice, all your budding powers were released.

Congratulations. Merry Xmas Eve.

tiesto · « **Reply #11140 on:** December 24, 2016, 11:44:24 AM »

Congrats, Pallando!

nudemacusers · « **Reply #11141 on:** December 24, 2016, 11:47:48 AM »

freenudelylelanley and moblin have yet to make it to home plate.

Beezy · « **Reply #11142 on:** December 24, 2016, 11:52:37 AM »

Quote from: Kaffir The Reaper on December 24, 2016, 11:45:26 AM

So how many virgins we got left? Zero?

I was going to say Rahx but he got with an escort and blew a dude before, so.

Dufus?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #11143 on:** December 24, 2016, 11:54:59 AM »

Dunno if a 2017 season focusing on Dufus will have as good of an ending.

eleuin · « **Reply #11144 on:** December 24, 2016, 01:03:40 PM »

Only one more time and you can't lie about "less than 3" anymore

Himu · « **Reply #11145 on:** December 24, 2016, 01:30:12 PM »

IT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!!!!

Himu · « **Reply #11146 on:** December 24, 2016, 01:33:13 PM »

Tasty · « **Reply #11147 on:** December 24, 2016, 01:51:44 PM »

The Bore's seen fistful and Atra get laid. We're virgin killers.

But can we do it for Rahx?

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #11148 on:** December 24, 2016, 02:05:03 PM »

Really looking forward to the gorey deets

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #11149 on:** December 24, 2016, 04:02:21 PM »

Congrats! Now you have to face the harsh reality that all of your mental deficiencies had nothing to do with your virginity and you now have to tackle them directly!

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #11150 on:** December 24, 2016, 04:06:57 PM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on December 24, 2016, 04:02:21 PM

Congrats! Now you have to face the harsh reality that all of your mental deficiencies had nothing to do with your virginity and you now have to tackle them directly!

Damn that is exactly how I felt

Rufus · « **Reply #11151 on:** December 24, 2016, 04:10:37 PM »

Quote from: Dufus on December 24, 2016, 04:07:15 PM

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on December 24, 2016, 04:02:21 PM
Congrats! Now you have to face the harsh reality that all of your mental deficiencies had nothing to do with your virginity and you now have to tackle them directly!

(Image removed from quote.)

Is that why you're not doing this quest?

D3RANG3D · « **Reply #11152 on:** December 24, 2016, 04:11:01 PM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on December 24, 2016, 04:02:21 PM

Congrats! Now you have to face the harsh reality that all of your mental deficiencies had nothing to do with your virginity and you now have to tackle them directly!

Rufus · « **Reply #11153 on:** December 24, 2016, 04:27:17 PM »

Alright, I didn't account for Fistful's entire statement. I know you're trying to improve in general.

I assume you've considered chasing skirts as additional motivation? Didn't work for me, but hey...

nudemacusers · « **Reply #11154 on:** December 24, 2016, 04:30:45 PM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on December 24, 2016, 04:02:21 PM

Congrats! Now you have to face the harsh reality that all of your mental deficiencies had nothing to do with your virginity and you now have to tackle them directly!

nah that's what alcohol is for

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #11155 on:** December 24, 2016, 04:56:46 PM »

Guys, let's not forget the slog to get here. Let's just chill a bit before undertaking another miracle

seagrams hotsauce · « **Reply #11156 on:** December 24, 2016, 04:57:46 PM »

2016 redeemed

Beezy · « **Reply #11157 on:** December 24, 2016, 05:07:19 PM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on December 24, 2016, 01:51:44 PM

The Bore's seen fistful and Atra get laid. We're virgin killers.

But can we do it for Rahx?

I was a late bloomer too, but I didn't come here looking for advice from you trolls.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #11158 on:** December 24, 2016, 05:08:39 PM »

It's like I got my dick wet too

Rufus · « **Reply #11159 on:** December 24, 2016, 05:13:10 PM »

Quote from: Kaffir The Reaper on December 24, 2016, 04:43:20 PM

Time to get Rufus laid.

Pussy only temporarily lowers my degeneracy levels. I wouldn't spend Christmas dicking around online otherwise.

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I totally would.

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Which is part of my bigger issues.

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Author Topic: Pallando will return in "Never Say Never Again" (Read 1599343 times)